/britfeel/

tins of corned beef
alcohol

once the collapse begins, I'll be breaking into your house and taking whatever I want

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tinned stick insects

god i want it so bad lids, has to be a spiral like this.
love going for long walks in the summer and ending up at the pub. sitting outside in the evening, cooler but still warm breeze. ordering one of these (in summer i might go for chips over mash for the casual factor, but still garden peas) while beautiful sights of orange glow over the golden fields (what do you call the daytime owls again). then driving home at wonderful time of day where it's not quite dark out yet, but still grey. drive with the windows open, music blaring. going home and seeing the lids online, and playing some comfy strategy game late into the night.

really is the simple things in life.

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE STICKY WICKYS

seconding alcohol, good to use for calories in emergency

You read Junji Ito's Uzumaki by any chance?

Mikel Arteta has corona lmaoooooo

looks like a poo
a big twirly sausage poo

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Don't really want the government to give me advice want them to take some bloody action to be quote honest my friends.

Cute hapa saying she's scared about our date as she hasn't been on one in ages.
I'm fucking in boys, can't wait

Like did I fuck up here by being a grass?

50p in the larp jar please fella

I prefer the pickled ones in jars, they retain their natural crunch

for me, it's an anxiety attack because my throat has been feeling slightly weird all day.

God thst Lucy weather girl is a fucking Sexy bake

It genuinely happened, not larping at all

>only 600 people have coronavirus
>somehow tonnes of celebrities have it including just now mikel arteta
Honestly think most of the country is infected lads.

>cute hapa
bit of an oxymoron there mate

I have a skin infection and topical antibiotics haven't got rid of it, can I go to the GP for stronger antibiotics or are they going to be saturated by memevirus boomers?

*Searches the larp jar for a kew gardens 50p to get a blowie off Nubs*

the one on itv? yeah she's okay, not the best weather girl though
>tfw your dad doesnt put the bbc news on anymore
disappointing. glad i havent had to see stumpy though

I think it's cause celebs tend to travel a lot and meet large amounts of new people on a daily basis

First you need some sex experience and attend a sex interview.

i.4cdn.org/tv/1584045012206.webm

woah

tough luck mate I already removed all the rare ones last night

"where do you see your cock in 5 years"?

alright lad no need to get shirty, we've got enough to deal with right now without rudeness.

youtube.com/watch?v=dvw9tuK9has

love it, love it, LOVE IT!

the problem is getting the experience in the first place, no one wants to hire you if you don't have any experience and you can't get the experience if no one wants to hire you

government estimate is 10,000 people have it (according to a jeremy hunt interview I saw today) just 600 people have beencaught with it.
We're also 4 weeks behind italy according to him.

just put on green street

CHRIST! DEE BEEERGG!

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93% of those that are infected eventually recover

Fuck off

*shows off his kew gardens*
sorry lad but you can't have it

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Its deleted what did he say?

So 7% of them die? (it's less than that by the way, but it's still absurdly high)

Do you know how fucking insanely high that number is?

just the usual virus hysteria

Yea, with permanent lung damage that will no doubt shorten their life span.

You faggots will be saying it's not a big deal on your death bed

Explain? Mixed race girls are very attractive

then consider the fact that pretty much all of those 7% were elderly and/or unhealthy, the kind that die to flu literally every year but nobody paid attention to that until now because of scary Daily Mail articles

YEAH DUDE... TOTALLY PERMANENT LUNG DAMAGE AND INFERTILITY... I READ IT ON Yas Forums DUDE

could we stop talking about the fucking virus for a bit, cheers

Flu is not only much, much less deadly but it's also not a brand new virus that's spreading like the plague. You simpleton.

There's no fucking escape lad, all day at work then all day on /britfeel/ when I get home.

What you up to tonight? I'm listening to some Mark Kozelek and about to cook dinner, then watch a bit of Deadwood.

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can we talk more about the virus

I'll take the word of medical experts over incels like you

>Been posting schizoposts about corona since January
>now everyone is doing it
Just claiming credit for this meme

Forgot link

youtube.com/watch?v=U47ck8TAMA0

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Experts are totally wrong, but I, as someone who masturbates to tranny porn and cries about women on the interent am totally correct

sounds like you're a self hating traitor lad

love 69 love songs
love the magnetic fields
simple as

Not him but I'm sat with some beers watching someone speed run 8 Resident Evil games in a row, no saves, no deaths.

>kim jong un flees Pyongyang amid reports 180 north korean soldiers have died of the virus so far

so much for everyone who has been saying it's only the very old / immunucompromised people. I have a feeling those 180 north korean soldiers were probably in tiptop shape and health. We're all bloody fooked.

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>sounds like you're a self hating traitor Iad

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Except corona isn't new at all, we've had multiple outbreaks of it before numbnuts

Right now I'm watching Judgement Day and sipping cider

>I have a feeling those 180 north korean soldiers were probably in tiptop shape and health.
lol

Daaaamn.. that's a quality poo post.

youtube.com/watch?v=FopW5kaceFs
>tfw no gf to dance with
>tfw nothing matters when we're dancing

LADS post what you're watching on youtube right now!

Yea, no we haven't. There's been 2 major outbreaks in 100 years of a different type and 1 of those infected 25% of the planet

Educate yourself

>lol
You can laugh all you want I know there's a consensus among dunces that everyone in north korea is starving and malnourished which is a crock of shit. I'd bet north korean soldiers are in better shape and health than 99% of the world's population and their population too for that matter without the disgusting western 'diet' and poor health.

>corona isn't new at all
No, coronaviruses aren't new because they are a class of viruses. However COVID-19 is new.
Don't get why this is all so difficult for the mongs to understand.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZWOHlh-06uk&feature=youtu.be

Yeah, cracking healthcare system over there in North Korea, food is plentiful as is happiness. I'm sure all somewhere over 8 million of them were in really great shape.

Chatted up any peng trannies recently?

youtube.com/watch?v=7AYnF5hOhuM&t
Four and a half glorious hours.

IRT Deadliest Roads
youtu.be/dimrJkDdqb4

Lot of these lads are very low IQ mate. The virus should thin the herd at least (every cloud etc).

youtube.com/watch?v=EQBfFo4n9hk

this, I mean last i heard from my friend in NK is they have no crime, best economy in the world and even got the cure for cancer

Its probably not high for the average britfeeler wondering if they will survive infection.

People have been regurgitating this crap about all north koreans being starving and suicidal for half a century now, yet they're still there. If even 10% of it was true their whole country would be extinct by now. Keep larping.

Any raw hands in? Been moisturising but some places out and about have them alcohol smelling ones and they make me skin Eddie Murphy raw

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Discounting the fact they were all starved as children and have no immune system because of it

>NOOOOOO WESTERN PIG MY HECKIN YUMMY KIM JONGARINO IS PERFECT

don't like him, puppet of (((them)))

those ribs were actually pretty damn tasty bros. anyone can recommend a decent action flick on netflix?

nah I'm pretty sure it's only you that's autismo enough to overwash your hands to such a level

What is with this general and hands? Is it a foot fetish thing?

Regretting those baked beans n eggs earlier. Fuck sake