How many years left bros?

Reminder if you haven't lost it by 20 you never will

16 for me

I already got a bike. Plan on going like 150 into a brick wall before 40 hits.

I was 31 and lost it to a hooker, seriously guys over 30 should just go get a hooker to loose their virginity just for the sake of gettung the virginity crap off their shoulders.

Mind you it is mindless fucking with no feels and with a partner it would be much more enjoyable but this shit took much of my fear of intimacy with woman.

>with a hooker
user that's different from conquering a woman and making her interested in fucking you and really desire unless you gain some kinda of confidence by losing it to a hooker and be more confident towards woman

8 years for me.

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I don't know how you guys cope with this shit it's so fucking depressing

There is no difference. All women sleep with men because they want their money. That's all there is to it.

Thats pretty based and truthpilled

8 but to be fail I stopped trying after 30 it is just a day counting for me.

That sounds like cope. I'd rather be a virgin than giving my neetbux to a hooker.

I won't crash where anybody can find me being the obvious solution to that.

>le cope!!!!XDD
Fuck off back to twitter nigger nobody asked

7.
My 14 years old self would be ashamed.

11

I've never tried. I don't foresee anything changing in the future. I long since lost the hope I'd meet anyone by chance. Those rare instances I might meet someone where things would click have all evaporated after college and once people I knew started getting married/having kids.

I can focus on career or something instead.

stay mad permavirgin lol

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Why are people always afraid to end up like this movie he had a good ending

The poor guy had to sellout all his treasures so that he could provide for children who weren't his own.
Doesn't look like winning to me.

turning 33 soon. 7 years. i'm talking to this girl right now and im 95% sure i can fuck her though, im not very attracted to her though

2 more after june

Wtf dude? Trolling?

no, i think i fucked up because when i first met her i was kind of horny and she looked good at the time, then i jerked off and now she's eh.

There's is a surprisingly a amount of oldfags here, really makes you think, i thought it was filled with pre-teens

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A little over 12.5 years remaining. I've settled into a comfy life of only leaving my house to go to work and make six figures, and occasionally collect groceries. So I will not be losing my virginity.

I'm literally broke and told my gf she will always have to support her interests off of her own money and I'll only pay for common goals.
Yes you should be wary of gold diggers but plenty of girls are actually decend. The amount of shitty people is the same with guys and chicks.

Do you guys get a letter from Hogwarts or how does the wizard power thing work?

not attracted in terms of looks or character?
How old is she?

>There's is a surprisingly a amount of oldfags here, really makes you think, i thought it was filled with pre-teens
Yas Forums is pretty old school 00s style website. It looks weird and clunky to zoomers. They would find it boring compared to fortnite or youtube. Secondly, Yas Forums and the 2016 general election brought in a tonne of middle aged and older American conservative types. There are literally threads of r*ddit r/the_donald talking with 60 somethings talking about posting on Yas Forums and the culture here.

Also, a lot of teenagers/under 18s lurk here and occasionally post but don't reveal their age.

>not attracted in terms of looks or character?
>How old is she?
looks. shes kind of chubby, not fat, but pretty chubby. she's 26

21 more years.
luckily only 11 more years until I give myself the full okay to give up and kill myself

I told my parents I'd be visiting a brothel if I join one of their Eurotrips. I'll feel bad if I chicken out after that.

Get work
Get own house
Get Bumble

No letter from anyone - just suddenly became very good at pinball.

Eight. I'm starting to turn my life around, but I know it'll get me nothing more than money. I'll kill myself before eight, though. My uncle died at 39 so maybe I'll be poetic and do it then.

This isn't true. I grew up with an obese, greasy Puerto Rican manlet who'd piss in bottles and had nothing to his name, but he slayed white pussy left and right.

-5

Yeah. Been around a little over a decade.

When I was a kid, the Internet was like a massive underground labyrinth with little to no light, and all the outcasts went there to hide or play with each other. Now, the Internet has become almost indistinguishable from real life, it's like the caverns are all lit up and populated with normal, everyday people. Yas Forums is like the darkest pocket, so it's the closest to how things used to be.

They should make a tv series where they try to get you laid. Be useful and let me produce it so people can laugh and make money of your misery.

Yeah are those dark web imageboards any good? It's not that mad but a higher percentage of cuck and trap threads and I might leave.

I stopped coming to Yas Forums in 2014 every now and then i paid a visit but just to lurk and only went to infinite and something awful, come back to Yas Forums in 2017 and here I'm again looks like i will never leave even if i try

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>How many years left

6 if i make it. Doubt i will see 40.

>Leave for something awful.
Nigger... Why?

I used to browse something awful with Yas Forums and ytmnd back in the day and wanted to check it out how it was nowadays and it's really shit that's why i came back this generation ruined everything

just fuck a hooker or an ugly girl and do it with at least 10 different ones so you can get over your call for pussy. the sooner you realize it's just like takign a piss and nothing special the sooner you'll be able to focus on things that are really important.

7. I will be one at age 40, 50, 60, and so on.

14 years left.
However, I consider 30 or even 29 to be the ultimate cut off.

I fucking hate everything about me.

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I amazed some of you are 40+, I thought being over 30 was basically over.

Im 28 and desu i accepted my fate and i will try to get a nice place for myself a good job that i enjoy and live happily alone and occasionally drinking in a pub and meeting some old fellas there to talk if i need a woman's warmth i just pay for a prostitute

Yeah seems that's going to be my fate as well, depressing desu

Tell me, user, what's really important?

it's probably just beeing yourself

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I got 12 years left and desu i just don't care anymore, i was never that horny and when i am i just jack off to 2D shit which might be part of the issue but i legit stopped caring

Pretty much is, im so close to 29 i may as well be 30 i won't be any fucking different when i am and i consider it entirely over

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10 years until my life is a joke so funny they made a whole film out of it.

I'm not even that horny either, I just get lonely as hell and I'm a naturally very curious person so I just wonder what basic intimacy and even sex is like.
It just seems so impossible these days, there are too many factors out of your control that determine whether women find you attractive or not.

One of these days I'm just going to get a high class escort, do the whole dinner+sex thing just so I at least know what it's like a little, even if she may be repulsed by me at least she'll pretend she isn't.

Only 6 more years. And Steve Carrell is more attractive than me, so my story probably won't have a happy ending like his did.