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Big ol' Thursday morning wank edition

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Posting in a britfeel thread cause I'm a proper lad.

>MFW no Project Melody, Kinky but shy VR Weeb GF.
Fuck lads, not into cam models but Project Melody has given me my first natural stiffy in years.

jim jams smell a bit of wee lads

Wash them then you dirty bastard.

*throws a quick combination at the thread*

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When the law break in
How you gonna go?
Shot down on the pavement
Or waiting in death row

You can crush us
You can bruise us
But you'll have to answer to
Oooooh, the guns of /britfeel/

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Tatty cakes, scramblies n baked beans for dinner edition.

got the interview presentation in a matter of hours friends. wouldn't mind if it gets cancelled because of corona but I've done all I can now.

So you get unnatural stiffys? What's that through viagra or something?

I only consume Huel.

Still a pudgy div though.

>that reveal
Top kek. Always enjoy watching scea get made a fool of

Got one can of guninnes. i know it's fuck all but if i down it i might get a small buzz eh lads

/britfeel/ Gun Census.
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I feel for you lad, I've got an interview tomorrow and I'm bricking it. Last time I did one was in 2014, I just know I'm gonna say something dumb and blow it

*sigh* fucked up lads...bought an activity thing for my birds birthday coz I thought she would really enjoy it but I didnt get her anything to open today or a card because we never do cards and am quite skint atm and she cried this morning because I didnt get a card or make her feel special..I was going to grab a cake and make her a really nice tea for today and then do the activity at the weekend. Feel like a big pile of shite tbqh, can never seem to do the right thing even when I try

Neet having his bacon and eggs edition.

Who's NEETing who's wageslaving today?

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SCEA didn't even respond. You must be quite upset putting that much effort into your post, especially posting it erroneously past the post limit and it's completely irrelevant to him.

Hes a broken man, the thought of Ebin betraying him was too much to take

the worst part is I've gone over this speech a hundred times to memorise every word, but I know as soon as I get up there it's all gonna be gone out my head.
hey ho, good luck with yours anyway friendo. I'd try and give some tips but not like it's ever worked out for me waheyy

Damn lad what are you gonna do with that shedload of normie problems

She sounds a bit ungrateful, that's not very gracious of her.
What was the activity lad?

I also enjoy trying to get him to have another psychotic break, nice effort fella

It's more that I've become such a porn addict that getting a natural erection is quite difficult without say a week on no fap or something of the like.
getting a mad erection from a Kinky VR Weeb gets the blood going a lot more than I thought it would ever do lid.

What sort of problems do you have?

Thanks lad, any tips are better than no tips. I'm not even sure what I'm supposed to wear. Good luck with yours too lad, let us know how it went

after two days i can say home office is fucknig shit, dont like it one bit lads

I have to go to work but I don't WANT TO. AHHHH.

Someone please post a picture of an angry frog on my behalf thank u.

Waging today. Only just started this job but I think I'm gonna quit. Found other jobs already.

as the poet Ice T once penned, I've got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one

Think that were actually Jay Z lad

I love firearms and I can't legally own one - that makes me very very mad. Fortunately I'm quite a handy metal worker and I've got a practical hand; it's only a matter of time before I manufacture my very own SMG (in minecraft silly!!!).

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Still cant believe he genuinely thought that his old colleague had followed him to a niche general on a Mongolian basket weaving forum. Pure monging.

>our GP has the virus
lol

Yeah I know, an incompetent institution comprised of mostly incompetent people. I occasionally have to get in touch with Home Office Liverpool as part of my job and they are mostly mongs.

>I also enjoy trying to get him to have another psychotic break, nice effort fella

I've never had a psychotic break down, nor will I get one. I'm mentally well. I do believe I'm a targeted individual - that's separate from mental illness because there's too much evidence to support my theory. I will be murdered one day.

Jay Zed covered it

you can 3d print them these days lad, guides on youtube for it and forum posts online about making assault rifles and ammo with homemade black powder and 3d printers

>worried about being a targeted individual
>doesnt cover up his webcam
lol

Axe throwing lad, shes never been before and normally I get her arty things that she doesnt end up using and she had been saying for ages she wanted to do an activity so I thought this would be perfect. I genuinely didnt think she would be upset, we never ever buy each other cards because neither of us are bothered about them.

No it's not it's entirely feasible. Bear in mind he may have visited this general on the company issued IT equipment. Practically all companies practice internet surveillance on employees.

>I'm not psychotic
>claims theres evidence to support him being targeted, stalked and will be murdered
>doesn't provide it

I did cover the webcam but the IT beta removed it to spy on me. That led to me getting sacked because i kicked off.

>Im mentally well
Lad youve been tricked into thinking your old colleague was taunting you on Yas Forums by two different anons and one wasnt even doing it intentionally. All mentalists think they have evidence of being targeted, whats yours?

if it was that easy there'd be loads of lads running about with 3D printed AKs

This is all SCEA desperate to pretend he has a personality (even an unlikable one). He doesnt believe he's being targeted or any of the guff he posts about he's a boring sad twat in a bedsit who uses this place as an escape

it's not that easy and they have a habit of breaking

Was this a major birthday for her like 21 or something? I just don't understand why she'd get upset over no card if you say you never do them

Probably the sad truth of all of this

hurry up and shut the country down I want to go home and play video games

it is that easy, theres an entire movement in the us pushing forward 3d printed guns in the us, the reason (I assume) they're not widespread in the uk is for a couple reasons
1) limit use, barrels burn out quickly and parts often need replacing, also a high failure rate
2) most criminals don't know they exist
3) using a gun to commit crime causes a much bigger investigation than a stabbing
4) criminals already have access to actual guns
5) not as powerful as actual guns, good enough to kill people but not on par with conventional guns
it is pretty easy even with low quality 3d printers it's just tedious

FUCKING THIS, JUST GET IT DONE BORIS YOU FAT BLONDE TWAT

Think small, Revolvers come first, then Shotguns, Then small calibre Pistols/Rifles then Centre-fire Rifles.
We're currently on the transition phase from Revolvers to Shotguns.

How do 3d printed frames fair against Glock polymer in terms of durability???? I'd need to see a good comparison desu but i can't see it. I imagine 3d prited frames would be about as strong as chocolate. Based on that I will stick to box sections for construction of my rapid fire SMG (in minecraft obviously [hurr durr]).

Know fuck all about guns but that 3D printed revolver looks very aesthetic

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3d printed guns are closer to disposable than a long term gun, you can probably find write ups or yt vids on a glock if it's your interest, 3d printing is fairly strong since you can control fill and it uses abs plastic, you can also print knuckle dusters and shite like that

There was that movie where he uses a plastic gun to shoot the president

hate wanking in the morning desu

so they're finally building an underground tunnel next to Stonehenge

might nip to Greggs in a mo, I'm feeling a breakfast baguette

what are you on about lad? are you a retarded?

>bloke behind me on the bus keeps blowing his nose and sniffing
Yeah cheers mate, just corona my shit up why dont you

fuck yeah more seven of nine
she is peng