Robros get the fuck in here. Shit is going down. The apocalypse is literally happening. Society as we know it is finally coming to an end. Us shut-in NEET losers will inherit the Earth. Basically what I'm asking is.... how are you holding up my brethren?
I'm bout to go make some tea while listening to lo-fi. Who would have thought that the demise of the world would be so damn.... /comfy/
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People been saying the same shit for years. I'm 99.9% sure people will forget about this a year from now
>my mum works in a school
it's not fair bros
>headphones: on
>blankets: up to my neck
>sun: setting
let's get fucking comfy bros
That's the way it goes broski... that's the way it goes... ain't nobody gonna stop us from getting comfy.
>I'm 99.9% sure people will forget about this a year from now
>He says while entire countries are literally in lockdown mode as we speak
Lmaoing @ ur life right now
>Consooms everything media outlets tell him and bases all his opinions off of them
>Ignores every historical fact from previous and worse catastrophes humanity as a whole had to face that indicates shit like this won't change anything
people like you are why trump's president
did anyone else watch the white House press conference? why did it seem like Trump was so short of breath, especially at 00:39. you can just hear him snorting and breathing through the entire video.
He has it doesn't he?
Oh well, doesn't matter if they all die or not, we'll still be ourselves, the seemingly untouchable neets. In fact, I'm going to make some tea myself too. Thank goodness the internet exists, so we can still attain knowledge and sharpen our skills while in bunker. This is one nice and comfy night bros.
My life will go on in spite of the virus, just hoping it kills some boomers so new job opportunities will open
heh, who needs a job if everyone dies?
This. Fuck those boomers for hoarding all the cushy jobs.
We have never had a crisis on this scale post baby boom. 7 billion hoomans can only be sustained due to highly mechanized agriculture that relies on complex supply chains that are getting absolutely assraped as we speak due to this virus.
Feeling quite /comfy/ about beginning my self-isolation ngl.
world isn't ending you fag
I have it.
It's been good knowing you bros.
I now embrace the sweet release of death.
you don't actually got it, do ya???
>7 billion hoomans can only be sustained due to highly mechanized agriculture that relies on complex supply chains
that's just what the various industrial complexes have convinced you to believe
how do you even know there are 7 billion people on earth? because various industrial complexes told you so
stop mindlessly consooming propaganda and learn to think for yourself
This whole coronavirus situation is kind of exciting, like being in some sort of adventure movie
Okay wise guy what's the total population of humanity on Earth then?
I mean, SARS and Ebola and Swine Flu. Swine Flu was also a pandemic. And guess what? It was forgotten about a year later.
Exactly my point. This is the best thing that's happened to us in years.
what type of utopia will we build in the new world?
yeah, till ya realize it really may not be anything special
but we'll just have to wait and see where it takes us
for now, remember to have proper sanitation, a diet that's good for your immune system, and to practice Wim Hof's disease immunity breathing technique, just to be safe
Waifus for everyone. Available to satisfy any and all needs that one might have.
that's not the point you swine. it's that this situation won't get past the scandal everyone is so eager to amplify, in fact I wouldn't be surprised if there's some sort of political or financial gain for certain groups out of all of this.
a blank slate, we will shape and form it with our own arts and innovations, history and humanities begin anew. also as said, free waifus
I don't seem to recall them locking down entire countries and suggesting adopting wartime triage protocols over the swine flu because of an overwhelming number of patients with respiratory failure.
we'll finally take down this fucked dating economy. completely restart the system. robots who survive the pandemic will be extremely high value, basically will become the new chads. essentially,
It's snowing outside and I've got enough toilet paper for two years. Yeah I'm thinking it's /comfy/
I also heard they're starting to close schools as a result of COVID-19. Now almost everyone'll be a neet.
Just the suspension of travel from Europe is the single most significant American action since Pearl Harbour you twit, what would it tale for you to think something was actually happening?
This isn't a threat to humanity at all. It's a threat to the individual. If you own things that you don't want to give up, have shit on your computer that you don't want anyone to see or if you're a NEET who is feeding off an older person who is even more likely to die than you are, it's game over.
for him to get infected aswell maybe? heh
So you're one of the fags who's been taking all the toilet paper at the supermarkets??? Thanks bro, you made me learn to use the bidet. It's not all that bad.
online classes will still take place you useless waste of carbon
Good advice, duly noted
I took a day and a half off from the office. I was required to get a DR note to be allowed back tomorrow which was annoying. Just smoke some weed, you will be fine
why is everyone obsessed with toilet paper? is that what people are seriously concerned about?
yeah, but they will mostly be at home, so by technicality, they're still gonna live a NEET lifestyle.
yep. everybody too scared to use bidets or something. that's just how the society life goes, my bro
you would think they'd focus on non perishable foods and basic medicine but whatever.
If i told you who I was and that it was my birthday you would all lose your freaking minds.
at what point did I deny it was a serious issue? I'm just establishing how the viurs is being blown way out of proportion by outlets using the good ol fear tactics they're commonly known for using on consoomer minds.
Also, did you just compare the beginning of a world war to a 30 day travel ban? you just proved my point
>why is everyone obsessed with toilet paper? is that what people are seriously concerned about?
because fuck food and water apparently. toilet paper will keep them alive.
>>my mum works in a school
>it's not fair bros
Fuck I know right?
Rational thinking isn't very common during times of crisis. This is our reality dude.
Based brother and dare I say, REDpilled.
Anyone planning to rape someone so you can get a taste of that sweet puss before you die?
true, such a lemming moment dude
Ofc m
I honestly have no freaking clue.
*cough*
i don't feel so good bros...........
based raider if it's the apocalypse, you might aswell
schools and jobs are closing down,normies are becoming true NEETs(for a few weeks atleast) the statist cucks made people stay inside for about a month to see if the virus incubates and who it incubates in
ZOMG TAKE SHOWER GET INTO QUARANTINE CHAMBER AND RIP OUT YOUR LUNGS HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
indeed my friend, this is the time of our lives, the NEETOLITHIC ERA!!! RISE UP FELLOW NEET BROS, THE NORMIES SHALL NOT PREVAIL!!!!!
Get the fuck away from me you cretin!
ever since 2012 failed ive been waiting
ill probably still wait
The NBA season has been suspended!
i finally stsrted following my dreams and instead of studying i got onto a whitelisted minecraft server
yeah, it's unlikely the world is ever gonna end, especially not to a level 10 chinkflu. the only way I personally see it ending, is when the end time prophecies come true, and society crumbles due to the jewish subversion and degeneracy of the postmodern world or whatever, and the ones who stayed true to their morals and values rise from the ashes and start anew. more than likely though, it probably won't happen, not in our lifetime at least. all we can do is dream, brother.
I just said fuck everyone and now I'm happier than ever, just playing PlayStation. Got hundreds of games lined up and a sex doll.