Waifu General /waifu/ #316

>Do I have to post this again?????????????????????????????????????????
maybe smart to include the pic retard

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Wow, 4:30? I thought I would've been back by 3 at the latest.
>Speaking Reis name in vain
Disgusting

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I have more right to speak her name than you do, faggot.
I'm writing replies to last thread; you may have this one early.

>Rei got in the shower with me this morning. She said that it would be better because we aren't wasting water
Your mind-waifu benefits from a mindshower more than an IRLshower. Feeling the raindrops pass straight _through_ you will remind you that you're a ghost. In the mindshower your partner can lather up your hair with shampoo and rub soap across your body. IRL you just noclip through, so the mindshower is better.
>whining about drama
Bitch, you love the drama. You're constantly trying to pick fights. If you didn't want drama, you'd try to get along nicely with people instead of spraying salt in the air.
That's why you missed my waifu and I so much, because we actually reply to you Either you find a way to endure what is thrown at you or you avoid as much as you can to ensure nothing is thrown.
False. Third option: Gain power from it and become energized, use it to drive you forward. Some people gain purpose from conflict.

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You cant not say rei's name in vein, you fool. Start nicomakiposting like a sensible human being!

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>Bitch you love the drama
I just like fucking with you. You make quite an entertaining circus whenever somebody's messing with you
>You can not say Reis name in vain
>Implying you get to dictate that
Rei lets me say her name.
We're lovers, after all

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Being drunk makes me feel happy when i think about my cutie, this might be dangerous

I unironically hate seagullposter now.

>You make quite an entertaining circus whenever somebody's messing with you
Gabby, you don't just tell autistic jokes that nobody gets.
You ARE the autistic joke that nobody gets.
Typically, people don't have panic attacks after a visit to the circus. And I don't see anyone reacting but you.
>Rei lets me say her name.
Then does that mean I act without Rei's permission? Ooh, naughty.
And you are not lovers. You have not touched her bare flesh. That honor goes to my waifu and I. And possibly also Gendo.

Now, I don't know if you're just roleplaying when you pretend to be upset by this. But I'm going to assume that you aren't.
Cut your bullshit or I'll go fetch Rei Ryona (and there is bound to be some) and dedicate threads to abusefic of Rei until you fuck off.
You are a blight on this thread and we'd be better without you.
Hell, you're a blight on Rei and she'd be better without you too.
At least Gendo protected her.

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thats some real refined edge.
youre both autistic jokes but at least gaybriel is self-aware about it

>I'll go fetch Rei Ryona (and there is bound to be some) and dedicate threads to abusefic of Rei until you fuck off.
"Dew it"
- My nigga Sheev, 2005

>but at least gaybriel is self-aware about it
lol

Every time i catch myself looking at some hot chick i really pump myself up. Same applies with accidental nudity...
Like, i really pump myself up internally, im guessing its my brain trying to pump me up for self improvement so i can get that girl or something.
Like, does this happen with you guys?

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You're trying pretty hard buddy. Maybe you should just take a break and go get your razor to calm yourself down before posting again

Just say you get a stiffy.

'ate undertalefags
'ate idolfags
'ate nu-madofag
'ate namefags
'ate 3dpdfags
luv me 2D missus
luv me good waifufriends
simple as

Ooof there, i think you went a bit to far there. Go sit in the corner! Bad waifufag!

>thats some real refined edge.
It's been sharpened.
I'm self-aware too. I just don't give a shit if people are upset, because I view your feelings as erroneous.

I have IRLshit to do today, but when I get back I'll ... well, probably just love my waifu a lot and reply to everyone. But I'll try to clear Gabby out of the thread for you, as my first gift of real improvement.

>go get your razor to calm yourself down before posting again
Okay! Rei could use a good shave :D

>Like, does this happen with you guys?
Posting blatant bait about 3dpdshit? Lmao no.

Thanks for the encouragement! Be back later today.

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-------> Undyneposter is alright to be fair. I don't have any issues with him
>Idolfags
What? I don't get it.
Do you mean "idolizing" your waifu like I do, or do you mean something else?
The more you post the more I'm convinced that you're just an edgy 13 year old and nothing more

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My heart belongs to Alice Liddell.

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Hey gabe, this is the post you asked for 2 threads ago right?

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You're unironically retarded Gabe, but not because of any Charafag shit.
>>idol
Idol waifus: Leah, Maki, Nico, etc

>You're unironically retarded
How come? Because I don't know what an "Idol" is?
>Idol waifus
Ah, so like Japanese celebrities and stuff? Thanks for the clarification

Its different. Its definetly differnent.
Damn.
Now i sound autistic...

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Tomboys really do it for me:
Lots of energy
Optimistic
Helthy
Helthy thighs
Helthy everything
Fun to hang out with
Can possibly beat the sht out of you

I just wanna live life with her and generally just exist by her side while we dick around and hang out aNDAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>Helthy
AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAA

h e l t h y

I apologize sincerely for my spelling transgression ,may god have mercy on my damned soul...

undertale is fun.

>waifu and you go on a walk, what topics do you bring up to make it enjoyable for them?
anything! i know he has a noted interest in psychology, and i would glad to listen to him go on and on about his theories and the science of the mind.

>what season would your waifu prefer for a walk?
probably fall. i'm more of a spring person, but we can do both!

>what do you imagine your waifu's drunk state to be like?
i don't think he drinks to excess unless something is terribly wrong, but i've heard that he would be a brooding drunk. i'm inclined to agree with them.

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Tomboys are for:
Kissing after an exhausting game, whether she won or lost.
Showering with when she's all dirty and sweaty.
Running and biking down nature trails with.
Licking her sweaty legs after a run.

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I love this little formerly depressed girl like you wouldn't fucking believe.

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Making waifu orgasm every night.

does anyone have any untranslated Japanese pictures of waifu?

Saving waifu's cum every time you fuck until you have enough to fill a bathtub and soak in his juices!

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> (You)
>Tomboys are for:
>Kissing after an exhausting game, whether she won or lost.
Yea
>Showering with when she's all dirty and sweaty.
Yeah
>Running and biking down nature trails with
Yes!
>Licking her sweaty legs after a run.
Not interested

>
>> (You)

>Not interested

I do like running though

Yeah, a few original pics

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Thank you, I need material to translate.

Quite a couple yes.

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Im just gonna revert to talking about mahiru since ive got something to say:
>>waifu and you go on a walk, what topics do you bring up to make it enjoyable for them?
The scenery and just generally trying to make her laugh since ive got a sense of humour.
>>what season would your waifu prefer for a walk?
Ive got a feeling it would be fall...
>>what do you imagine your waifu's drunk state to be like?
Very boisterous and nagging
Like allways but amplified, basically.

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Is Mahiru your waifu or is it Tenko? Or are you a polyfag?
Sorry if I sound rude, I just wanna get some more posts about actual waifuing in here.

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A couple more of those if you like.

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I only have one waifu: mahiru
But since ive said most of what there is to say about her i just talk about my second and thrd place best girls.
I dont wanna annoy you guys by just repeating the same shit over and over again and its just not interesting so i talk about other girls instead.
Am i being retarded?
Should i just go back to mahiru?

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Is this Mikotofag or Misakifag?

Well the purpose of these threads is to talk about waifu, so posting about other girls might not go over too well. Just a bit of advice.

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So i was being retarded
I dont even know what i was thinking
Thanks though

>Replying to this shitty a bait
Jesus Christ your stupidity reaches new levels every day. Granted one needs to be retarded to want to fuck a bug.

waifu getting sad as she listens to your self deprecating ramblings

>Implying Rei doesn't already get upset at my night terrors and mental problems
She deserves so much better

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I now have all the Kagari figures that exist (2)!
Also my burnout is back haha

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Angela will forever be the only one whom I truly love and will ever truly love with all my heart. Not a moment passes by without yearning to hold her tight and to make her smile. Every single morning and every single night my first and last thoughts are of her. No matter how much I stare into her eyes I will always get lost in them no matter what. The very eyes that inspire me to strive to create a world in which she'd be happy. My heart will always belong to her.

And most importantly, get dabbed on, Chu.

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hello you. i don't keep up with overwatch. may i ask what the good news is?

I refuse to believe you're the actual Mercyfag, why would you come at this cursed time.

Waifu discovering our world's memes and saying "ok boomer" and "bro you just posted cringe"