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De-gassed beer edition

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I thought Ash Sarkar was 45, lads. Not 27. Strewth.

>got new job in London
>looking for place to rent
>half the adverts state NO OVERNIGHT VISITORS in all caps
the fuck? I'm a fucking adult, if I want my gf to come over for a night then fuck you she'll come over

that just means her butthole is gonna be tighter which is all that matters really

'bout to fap to one of her videos tbqhwy

Most bizarre one I've seen was the bunch of no weekends I kept seeing where I used to live. What's the fucking point in that, lads?

posting maps

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>'Hey white boy. You need to rectify you privilege set up by the white cisnormative capitalist white male patriarchy by licking my body. Start with the foot and work the way up you bourgeois colonist pig.

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what the fuck? That's the kind of thing you might see on student accommodation, not a flat

She's a modern communist so automatically dropped.

wait so you're expected to just leave the flat and find somewhere else each weekend? And what happens while you're away, they let it to somebody else?

Gonna finna boutta COOOOOM if you know what I mean lads. Still worried about Corona, mind you.

*fucks like a champion*
>be gone luxury commie slag.

Try a non-scea thread lads.

Fuck off, we love scea

I assumed it was for commuters because it was quite near to london, but that doesn't make much sense either.

it's probably a property owned by pakis, lad
they shove their religion onto anyone they can

hmmm
London so accommodation prices are mad. Maybe some people try to share the same room and are not together but pay rent together?

Or...London properties are often owned by people from other cultures, which are often more conservative. Friend of mine went to Turkey and got turned away from every hotel because he had a gf with him and wasn't married. You used to get that in the UK deep into the 1970s.

I would gladly do that and serve her.

When I grow up I want to be a landlord

SCEA rules this place. Submit to your overlord.

as much as I dislike SCEA, trying to split the thread in two just makes you a spacker

Honestly, lads, I think self isolation will do more damage than coronavirus.
I think we underestimate just how reliant normies are on companionship.
Having to lock themselves away for a fortnight will break them.

You see white boy, that's why you can't be racist to white people, why we need to abolish national borders, ban the English flag and why you also have to eat me out while I play Stormzy very loudly. I expect you to perform cunnilingus well this time.

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Go to uni they said. Get a good degree they said. Do postgrad they said. Get very specialised they said, that you'll be able to command a high salary and get a good job.
Who here /phdbutunemployed/?

Really ugly paki desu

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got my Horlicks, now i'm finna watch some X-Files. See you tomorrow la-li-lu-le-lods

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cant focus anymore lads

most of me maps are too big
well why not?

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>ban the English flag

I'm unironically okay with this

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>Who here /phdbutunemployed/?

>Friend leaves school at 16
>Gets a job at Tesco
>Works really hard
>Keeps getting promoted.
>Gets to be shop floor manager.
>Is now in charge of Tesco locals across my city
>Is now buying a house with his gf at fucking 21.


>Other friend gets Ds at A-level
>Doesn't go to uni but gets on a plumbing course somehow.
>Now earning fucking shedloads.


Fucking hell lads. I got A*AAA at Alevel in physics, maths, chem and bio. I should have become an electrician. Uni is almost becoming a fucking literal waste of time at this point.

Skilled manual professions >>>>>>Everything else.

that tiktok zoomer general over on /wsg/ is nonce central tbqhwyl

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I lack motivation

>Of course you can't bitch. White males are the lowest academic achievers at GCSE these days. What you need to practise focusing is to focus on pleasuring me. Now take of your clothes and lie down while I sit on your face.

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Exactly. Everyone I've kept in contact with from school is doing better than me in every way besides how far they took their education. I feel so fucking shafted. The thing is, my degree and research topic are actually really useful in industry, but fucking nowhere is hiring new people because they've filled out their positions with legacy hires who are refusing to retire.

Be my bad boy, be my man
Be my week-end lover
But don't be my friend
You can be my bad boy but understand
That I don't need you in my life again
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this is so fucking cringe lad please stop

Yep. 9 times out of 10, good grades are meaningless in later life. State of education.

Based fellow Wales bro

All high achievers are normies. This is a normie world, it's over if you're a schizoid mong

So what did you do that means you can't get a job anywwhere?

We *pandemic* now lads.
/britfeel/ towers quarantine order when?

shwmae, boyo?

Hwntw here - nice to meet a fellow welshie

Kek yeah. I currently work as a physics teacher; my dream is to teach abroad in one of those well paying British international schools. Good money, especially in the Middle-East.

Uni was sold to me as a place where someone like me would do really well. In reality, was the worst place i have ever been. More fucking isolating than school and the teaching is shit. It's just mind numbing unstimulating/boring lectures then you have to find out the stuff to read and and actually learn the shit yourself. Really unstructured days and accountable to no one so really difficult to focus especially when all the lads are trying to shag and you are a pathetic incel.
Got out of uni with a 2:1 but I feel like uni style of learning is the most inefficient way fucking possible to learn. With my good STEM A-levels i should have trained as a weapons engineer in the Navy or even an accountant (you don't need a maths degree if you get an A* in Alevel maths and start at 18) or fucking anything. I am so angry that I wasted so much money doing a degree when it was a fucking scam.
I am literally going to tell all my students about the other options for them.

it's already happened, we locked you out

That was cosy little nap, idk why but when I dozed off it was baltic, when I woke up it was roasting but I only fell asleep for about an hour I think

>You don't get to make the rules anymore white boy. I'm a communist you fucking idiot. *Blasts stormzy in the background*

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Wales best place in uk 95 percent white

alri butt
I'm not actually a welshie, just living here. South Wales. Too many chavs and junkies

>"I'm sorry, I thought you were an intellectual."

anyone from the overseas territories?
t. bermuda

like the triangle?

No I'm a shark

we're part of the triangle yeah

A lad I went to school with is now nights
manager of our local big supermarket.
Then he was in the 'special class'; they only did a handful of GCSEs + some ASDAN shit.
Now he's prolly bringing in 50k a year.

it makes sense if you think about it

who is a company going to value more? someone who is competent and proves it through hard work and loyalty or some uni mong who only has a piece of paper to prove his worth

it's fucking over man

Wahey! Killed 'em all. Only the tutorial but sure, fuck' em.

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Hope you can free some minds lad. I was a grammar school boffin so not going to uni was never even mentioned.

So my undergrad degree was physics which wasn't the best in terms of jobs, but my postgrad research was GPU architecture design.

I was doxxed and lost my job because of the ironmarch leaks back in November

>I think I have x mental illness
Hate these plebs.

Only a nonce would lose their job lad

I lost my job because I'm weird

>I was a grammar school boffin so not going to uni was never even mentioned.
This is what pisses me off. All middle class kids get roped into university because of our fucking stupid class system; not going to university is seen as a mark of shame in middle class families. My aunt asked my dad what uni he wanted me to go to when I was fucking 5 years old (she got a third from Oxford back in the 80s).

I'm literally going to show my A-level students all the cool careers you can get into with an A-level in physics but no degree like in the Navy, Army, Airforce, Plumbing, electrician, engineering mechanics. So many things but now the boat has sort of sailed for me on that when it would have been perfect and turned me into a man.

or in my case, a neo-fascist

Kate or Blondie lads? Honest opinions.

Sounds hot. Do I automatically get membership for being blue eyed and white?

Honestly, lads. I fucking love feet and getting a footjob was one of the best sexual experiences I've had

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>Horlicks
fuck lad was just about to head to shop for some milk and shit and now i might pick up some hot choccie too, sounds comfy lad, have a good night

Used to be a Beleiber when Beibs was starting his career. Not going to lie.

Baby can't you see, I'm calling
A guy like you should wear a warning
It's dangerous, I'm falling
There's no escape, I can't wait
I need a hit baby, give me it
You're dangerous, I'm lovin' it

Too high, can't come down
Losing my head, spinning round and round
Do you feel me now?

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>wiki
>nationality: ''''''''''''''''''''British''''''''''''''''''''

They asked for it (in mine craft). They gonna get it (in mine craft).

Would give Brittany a rimmy. Simpul as.

Kate. Simple.

Blondie. Simple.

Corona update
0 deaths in italy between the ages of 0-39
And in china of the 4500 people below 30 who got it only 8 died.

I hate my feet but I've recently realised I'm a foot fan. I keep dreaming about stroking a man with my feet and him sucking my toes whilst I'm masturbating