His apartment is a mattress and a game console and you have to be the one to fix it

Jokes on you, I live in a van

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>Unironically thinking women improve living spaces.

Women literally buy useless shit and make rooms inefficient.

Take beds. I bet you think having dozens of fucking useless cushions that no one sees other than you somehow improves the space.

I would never waste money on a console.

I had a matress, a desk, a closet, laptop, a mini kitchen, toilet and shower

why the fuck would I pay for anything else when Im alone?

What is wrong with this? You don't need much in your life, just something to sleep on and entertainment.

because you're not an adult until you CONSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

that's what the GREATEST GENERATION and BOOMERS are trying to teach us

YOU TOO can have a cardboard house an hour out of the city and YOUR VERY OWN CAR

I sort of feel like it's my job as the woman to take care of the household if that makes sense. Also quality control for stuff like being dressed up.

Woman and homosexuals are the ones who need furniture in its house
>tv
>pc
>phone
>couch
>mattress
>video games
>fridge
>internet
It's all i need to have everything i need also a job, i don't even need a bathroom i could shower in public pools, or gym and take a shit there, i can piss in bottles if that's the case

>a live, laugh, love poster is needed for family or adult life

> i could shower in public pools, or gym and take a shit there,

Men are disgusting

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Do you know minimalism or stoicism? Convince me why i need these things. I'm FINE with not having unnecessary clutter and I'm very organized person.

Not only are they fucking useless, they get in the way when you want to actually use the lounge.

women are consoomer faggots

I rent a two story house. I'm loud and I'd get kicked out of an apartment building. I only use one room, the kitchen and one bathroom, otherwise it's completely empty. No couches, no tv, nothing. It amuses me when people get creeped the fuck out when they see this.

pretty much. men are free

All I have is a tv, bed, and gaming pc and I don't really care. Why waste money on shit I'll never have any real use for? I seriously live in a 2500 sq ft house and the cats use the space more than I ever will.

I sort of like being his new mom. He has to listen to me and yes dear everything I say. You will wear what I say faggot. It's a complete 180 from our bedroom roles where he is dominant and I am submissive.

gaymers should just be put in a fema camp.

>his apartment are only militaria and his guns

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Would anons mingle with her?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=wHLHxokpt0I

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>mancave
this typically implies you've been relegated

I dont even have a mattress or console, just a sleeping bag, laptop, and pc.

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>woman is not a CONSOOMER utter piece of vapid trash
>gets called for a TV interview

the world is pottery

>REEEE WHY DO YOU DO THIS THING TO GET POSITIVE CHEMICALS TO YOUR BRAIN WHEN I NEED YOU TO WASTE MONEY ON EXPENSIVE SUPERFICIAL BULLSHIT TO GET A CHANCE OF SNIFFING MY ROASTFLAPS SO I CAN GET MY OWN POSITIVE CHEMICALS TO MY BRAIN

Men just live with the bare necessities. All my furnitures are gifts or trash I salvaged. Do I really need more than that?

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>mininalist
>a whole shelf set full of empty boxes all the same color

Cringe tranny LARP thread.

I agree ohpee. A true man has the finest art adorning his walls, his shelves full of tasteful sculpture and great literature, his furniture covered in cushions perfecting both comfort and aesthetics.

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>Implying a room full of useless shit, a million scented candles and fluffy pillows would be an improvement over a basic and simple room
> implying not filling your living space to the brim with useless shit means you're immature

Free your living space free your mind. Keep seething, bitch

I have a computer, a desk, a chair, a piano, a kalimba, 2 guitars, a giant duck, an axe, speakers and dumbbells. I like to use the speakers to listen to rammstein. I like to use the computer to play mount and blade. I like to use the instruments to play music and I especially like to sing. I like to use the dumbbells to train my muscles. I like to use the giant duck as a guardian to ward off evil spirits. I gave the axe to the giant duck as a sacrificial power source to guide him through the darkness of the underbelly of the burning world. He will emerge as we all once did, a glistening flesh ball evacuating from the pocket of the meteor.

Imagine having so much inherit value that a woman would want to willingly clean up after you and try to fix you.

I wish I won the genetic lottery.

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>too poor to become a merchfag
>always months behind new releases
>hobby would eventually get me v&
Japlanders have it nice

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I'm sorry that I'm poor, fucking roastoid faggot

This is why Buddhism has so many rules keeping women in their place.

>a matress
You'll get back problems later on unless it's a good one, and most of them need a bedframe to properly distribute the weight.
Seeing how we spend at least a third of our lives on one and the impact it has on your health and mental wellbeing it is probably the most efficient purchase to splurge on.

It's a simple life the woman is incapable of understanding

This is why I sleep on a shelf. It's hard but not too hard, it's warm, and it's traditional. I can feel the pride of my ancestors as I carry their linage.

>fix it
Fix it? You have the audacity to think you're here to "fix" me?

What do you want from us?

We guys don't really like knickknacks unless we have a specific interest (e.g. sports or anime) and media is so digital now we don't need shelves of books and discs.

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And by letting a woman take care of you, you allow a neurotic narcissist to induce heart failure and kill you. Praise all women, for they are the cure to men's depression.

All I want is a woman who can make at least 1500/mo preferably from home. Doing remote service rep work or selling shit on etsy or onlyfans I don't give a shit. Just be a woman who doesn't stink and have a meal cooked when I am home, I will pay for the rest

why did this arouse me

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You want me to mommy u

What would you do to mommy me?

>have your own interests and hobbies
>fill your house with them
>roastie complains your house doesn't feel like "she lives there" because so much of your stuff is in it
you can't win with holes

>his apartment is a mattress and a game console
the fucks wrong with that?
mines a tv a pc a mattress and a recliner and a bunch of cute anime girl posters

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control your wardrobe, diet, and schedule

I don't need anything besides my bed, dresser, and computer so why would I get anything else?

oh yeah all the extra furniture and accessories are totally worth the investment.. women cant handle finances, they're a barrel without a bottom

>move across the country for new job
>get a roomate to split rent because fuck these prices
>neither of us want to commit long term to staying here
>empty as fuck living room
>minimalist bedrooms
>if we had to leave, itd be relatively cheap
>i can load most of my shit on my truck
Why the flying fuck would i spend hundreds, if not thousands on stuff i dont need?

>being a grown up means being a materialistic shit
Did all those medieval families in the past WITHOUT FUCKING FURNITURE never grow passed immaturity, either?

>women
>calling anyone else immature

>women
lol no way, fag