Describe your ideal partner

>their sex
F
>their age
20-35
>their height
Eh, anything under 5'10 is fine, I'm tall enough
>their weight/body type
Tbh pref shortstack. Fat and short pls.
>their nationality
I don't think I've found an accent I hate yet. But I dunno, try me.
>their other physical features
I don't mind if you dye your hair random ass colours, just lease dont have eyes too close together. It puts me off during sex. Or bog eyes. Shit's fuckin' weird.
>their personality
I like doting on people and I want to be doted on. Someone who's caring and kind but not afraid to tell me if I'm doing something wrong
>their interests
It'd be nice if they enjoyed arty stuff, vidya, food. Gotta like trying new food stuff, I want to travel and eat everywhere
>the above about yourself
Imagine if you took one of those fantasy dwarfs and just, I dunno, made him fuckin human-sized. Big beard, big fella. Stocky-looking fuck who used to be a chef, now wants to become an artist for some reason.
>what are you looking for in a relationship?
Eat my food, whore. No really, I just want someone to eat all this food I cook

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>>their sex
>female
>>their age
>19-26 (am 22)
>>their height
>175cm to 195cm (am 190cm)
>>their weight/body type
>average to fit (am skinny, and that counts between skinny and fit)
>>their nationality
>anything that isn't Slav, Latina or Germanic
>>their other physical features
Quite frankly, I like tall, slim girls
>>their personality
>Matching mine, meaning cynical, misanthropic asshole
>>their interests
Again, matching mine - guitars, rock&metal and literature
>>the above about yourself
22yo, 190cm, thin, Slav, big-dicked (7"x6"), rock/metal music, misanthropic and cynical
>>what are you looking for in a relationship?
Quite frankly, just sex, as I'm unable to form an emotional relationship

>their sex
M
>their age
18-23
>their height
5'3 and above, height doesn't matter that much to me
>their weight/body type
Skinny with slight muscles or just skinny, not chubby or fat
>their nationality
Europe
>their other physical features
I like guys with faces that would be described as pretty rather than handsome, not very masculine, basically cute twinks (I also think freckles are cute)
>their personality
Someone I can have deep conversations with, intelligent, sweet, loyal, honest, caring, not hateful towards anyone, just a good person in general, introverted
>their interests
I don't think having common interests matters as much as just having matching personalities and a big variety of subjects we can talk about but of course if you're interested in things I listed below, it's a plus

Me
>F
>19
>Short and skinny
>European
>Pale, blonde hair, blue eyes
>Similar to the personality I described above
>Analyzing films, baking, hiking, reading, some vidya and anime

I want someone I could love and would love me in return. I've never liked the concept of hookups or short term relationships

Correction, anything that IS Slav, Latina or Germanic

I meet all criteria besides age (28). Is that enough?

i meet all of this (with the edit) except youre just looking for sex and i am only about emotional connection and mutual understanding :\

I'm sorry but I would prefer someone around my age

Discord or something pls

Damn, that sounds amazing but that also reeks
which part of Europe?

I do meet almost (not sure about the face) all these criterias, want to get in touch?
>baking
>tfw i'm a baker

I'd prefer not to post my discord for obvious reasons. Maybe you can give me yours?
I'm from Central Europe but it doesn't matter which part of Europe my potential partner would be from

>their sex
M
>their age
Over 25
>their height
As long as they're okay with me being 5'10 I don't care
>their weight/body type
Comfortable to hug and cuddle
>their nationality
White or asian
>their other physical features
Cute smile, long fingers
>their personality
Likes to debate. Firm in beliefs but kind when warranted. Won't let themselves be taken advantage of. Funny
>their interests
/tg/, sci fi, can jam with me (into prog), cooking, Christianity
>the above about yourself
F, 26, 5'10, chubby (175), jungle asian hapa.
I'm shy, like long discussions, try to be funny but know I'm not. I'm a compulsive gift giver and like to make things for my friends and loved ones. Bad at socializing due to people fear
>what are you looking for in a relationship?
Husband who wants a family

if you say Germany, I'm in

>their sex
male
>their age
older than me
>their height
183 cm and above
>their weight/body type
don't care
>their nationality
doesn't matter, preferably if they also speak russian
>their other physical features
dark hair, dresses mainly in black
>their personality
chill, friendly, emotionally available
>their interests
can be anything
>the above about yourself
f, 20, short, skinny, slav, black hair, green eyes, introverted, into art
>what are you looking for in a relationship?
someone to care for and obsess about :3

this

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Sorry, user, I'm not from Germany

not the worst, would give it a try.

>their sex
F
>their age
my age
>their height
shorter than me by like an inch
>their weight/body type
thinspo tier
>their nationality
Russian decent
>their other physical features
not ugly as fuck, white
>their personality
tomboy
>their interests
going to shows and shit like that
>the above about yourself

Me:
>M
>19
>5'7
>skinny dyel
>British
>white, completely average, been told i look like Dylan Klebold many times
>borderline retarded, most people think im funny in a sadistic way, ENTP
>interested in music and boxing

>what are you looking for in a relationship?
someone to stop me from killing myself

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>their sex
I think I like girls.
>their age
18-25
>their height
I dont care.
>their weight/body type
Anything between skinny and slightly chubby.
>their nationality
I don't know.
>their other physical features
I don't really care. Not being terminally ill is a nice thing, but I don't mind if you are.
>their personality
Kind.
>their interests
Nerd stuff.
>the above about yourself
I'm a male so saying anything else pointless. Actually, leaving this empty probably improves my chances.
>what are you looking for in a relationship?
Hugs.

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>want to get in touch?
Sure, can you post some contact info?

I meet all your criteria, let's chat. throoow#1962

>their sex
F
>their age
18-29
>their height
5'0" to 6'1", not that important
>their weight/body type
Anywhere from thin to pretty big as long as she's willing to work on it together if the latter, ideal is average to slight chub
>their nationality
Leaf, or willing to become one
>their other physical features
Preferably white with a nice-looking face, virgin
>their personality
Nice, easygoing, good sense of humour, can dish out the bantz, enthusiastic about her interests
>their interests
Anything indoorsy
>the above about yourself
M
27
6'2"
Currently pretty fat (240) but making good progress, will be no more than marginally flabby come fall
Syrup nigger
Brown hair, brown eyes, very fuzzy, virgin
Pretty similar to the above personality (not narcissist I promise), been told I'm kind/funny/loyal/dependable
I know a lot about old music (mainly 50's/60's) and have a huge collection of it, Nintendo vidya, learning about lesser-known history and culture, want to get into cooking
>what are you looking for in a relationship?
Something comfy and not overly fast-paced but still long-term

At the risk of reporting/deletion, Moi#1009

you can add me on discord, Lorko#3259

did Yas Forums lie

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I hope you don't mind smoking.

Damn, you sound nice but one of my main issues is being an unassertive pushover

Unfortunately I do mind it

So am I which is why I'm looking for balance. But I wonder if that's unfair of me because I can't bring that to the table either

>sex
Either
>age
Above 18
>height
irrelevant
>weight / body type
irrelevant
>nationality
irrelevant
>physical features
also irrelevant, whatever.
>personality
depressive, nihilistic, defeatist
>their interests
any
>what are you looking for in a relationship
I'm not, but someone to talk about death with would be neat. Also, this belongs on

I'm mostly that way with strangers and acquaintances, once I get to know someone I have an easier time speaking my mind fully

What are your favourite prog bands, I find a lot of the genre too masturbatory but there are exceptions

Just wrote up my post for a good few minutes. Once I was finished I realised how pointless posting it would be. The chances of any woman that lives nearby, with which I'm compatible, seeing this is stupidly small. Aside from the fact that I'm socially and emotionally stunted and a reclusive NEET

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Why do you want to talk about death? And what part of it? Dealing with the inevitability of it? Dealing with grief? The mechanics of dying or what?

Any RLM fan deserves love

I've orbited some really nice girls thanks to these threads

Theorize the best ways to achieve death, speculate on what the transitional stage will actually be like, the basics. Discussing methodology and whatnot is probably the biggest part, with the rest falling after.

Thanks. However I urge you to make better life choices that don't lead to you orbiting people

add me if you wanna, anon1#2168

>their sex
male
>their age
anywhere from 18-26
>their height
anything above 5'5
>their weight/body type
as long as they aren't obese im fine
>their nationality
as long as they live in the US im fine
>their other physical features
i can't think of any
>their personality
i don't care as long as they treat me sweetly and let me cuddle them however much i can
>their interests
hopefully something fun i can watch them do, or maybe something i can learn to do too
>the above about yourself
i really love to read and go to the beach, especially at night. to look up at the stars and wander. i also really love philosophy, so maybe somebody i could talk to about philosophy would be fun too.
>what are you looking for in a relationship?
emotional intimacy. my "other half-" somebody who i can share my being and my life with. i haven't been in a relationship before and i haven't really been able to forge emotional bonds with anybody before, so somebody i could feel is my "second home" is amazing. somebody i want to protect and somebody i want to spend my days with. i also really only have one strict term- they must enjoy cuddling. no exceptions

Please tell me more about yourself. I am an American who likes cuddling.

Eh, that doesn't really interest me. The best way to ensure that a suicide attempt is successful is to be far away from people. Otherwise just shoot yourself with something big, barrel in mouth, pointed up at roughly 45 degrees. And don't flinch like a retard

Rush is my favorite band. I also like stuff like Yes and Genesis. Opeth does it for me on occasion and early tool. Was flute in band because of jethro tull lol
Stepping out of prog, I like stuff like minor threat/fugazi. Black flag though I prefer the yellow album. Pat the bunny. Skas cool and some metal. I like gojira and racer x. I listen to satriani, vai, gilbert. I dunno. I'm into bass

Can one flinch in any meaningful manner when they have the barrel in their mouth? Would it not just shatter their teeth at that point but still ultimately hit where it needs to? Or do you mean flinch as in pull away or something else?

do you like having your hair played with and massaged i forgot to mention that in my criteria
im physically clingy and would really like to be in contact with my s/o at all available opportunity where i could

>tfw Canadian who doesn't love Rush

I like some "weird" voices like Dylan and Neil Young, but Geddy Lee is a tougher sell

U got pretty cool taste even though it's not my thing so much, rock on femanon

This makes me feel bad about being a cuddle virgin

I do, but I want to know more about you. If you're a cute girl this is awesome, but if you are a man it's better for someone else.

>their sex
F
>their age
18-22
>their height
Average, maybe slightly above
>their weight/body type
Average but not skinny
>their nationality
Germanic
>their other physical features
Long hair, blonde if possible
>their personality
Loyal, somewhat goofy, honest and not too extroverted
>their interests
Literature, music (classical, neo-classical)

>the above about yourself
M
21
6'5
280lbs
Germanic
Long blonde hair + beard
loyal, honest, introverted
Literature, Music, instruments
>what are you looking for in a relationship?
A propper bond with no lying or whoring involved

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>their sex
Biological female (XX Chromosomes)
>their age
20's
>their height
don't care
>their weight/body type
not obese and not stick figure
>their nationality
don't care
>their other physical features
no tattoos, no piercings, big tiddies or gtfo
>their personality
not bpd, not batshit, not paranoid, direct, honest, no mind games, trust worthy and comfy
>their interests
not anime, not weeb shit, not nigger shit, not mainstream """music""", not travel, not reading
>what are you looking for in a relationship?
comfy e-gf

Where's the trick

> Sex
Female
> age
17-22
> height
1.60-1.78
> weight/body type
55-62Kg / Not too sticky not too fat
> nationality
Don't care
> other physical features
big eyes
> personality
Arrogant/bitchy but actually very insecure
> interests
don't care. Nothing degenerate

Me...
> A dude
> 23
> 1.80
> 80 kg
> Dutch
> weeb
> weeb stuff
> I am looking for an unused pussy though I won't mind a used pussy either. No slut who fucked half the college guys. I don't care about being loved or love my partner. I hate children so if one would consider a future with me they should think about this first.

literally me, more self-centered and future millionaire, but this message is only to deceive you, we will never see each other

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that should tell us

>their sex
Female
>their age
14-18
>their height
140-160 cm
>their weight/body type
Skinny
>their nationality
White
>their other physical features
White
>their personality
Cute and innocent
>their interests
Me
>the above about yourself
Cute little girls
>what are you looking for in a relationship?
Cute little girls