I wont accept a girlfriend from anywhere else but Yas Forums

ok, here is the deal
basically
people in real life are essentially fake, they do not act like themselves, if they act like themselves then they show their 'true essence' in a way, and this comes with consequences as you are expected to not do certain things in the context of real life interaction
with this in mind
everything in real life is boring
the only place where i could ever be true, is on Yas Forums, because here i can speak my mind and not be judged and subsequently lynched by the angry moralthink drudge sludge
real life is fake
Yas Forums is real
i will not accept getting a girlfriend from anywhere else but this website
it simply will not do anymore
people in real life have become deluded, they are essentially husks of what has been their child form, and thus it is not worth interacting between superficial personas, you set yourself up for disappointment
this is the only means left to obtain a gf
it is over

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You won't find one here because there aren't many vaginal shitposters and most of them are batshit crazy bpd and not gf material, That leaves you with the "salvageable" ones which get orbited by 150 discord niggers 24/7
Welcome to the "gf I want doesn't exits" club.

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>implying this is the only board i am going to use
you simply dont get it
there are two options
getting a gf in real life
and getting a gf on Yas Forums
as i said, you cannot get a girlfriend in real life, it will become a failed relationship
therefore the only place to really look for one, is on Yas Forums
there are also other places on the internet, but Yas Forums is undoubtedly the best place to look, since internet culture has been dying for a few years now

>People IRL are fake because they do not speak their mind and show their true colors because of fear of judgement.
>Furthermore, I don't show my true colors IRL because I can't handle external judgement.
Which makes you a fake as well.
But wait, it gets better.
>Yas Forums is real because wearing the mask of anonymity allows me to be real
>I can only be real when hiding
That makes Yas Forums fake as fuck. Anonymity attracts cowards so it's likely that your epic user gf will be a coward who runs away from her own feelings.
So, basically, what you want is another fake like you to be real with.
Like everybody else.

I unironically had a girlfriend from this board for a year.

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>i can't handle external judgement
more like i dont want to deal with the consequences of doing so, hivemind always takes precedence irl and if things go too far then people will get hissy and start to get physical. Sad!
>can only be real when hiding
nah, i dont care about anonymity, like its not something im just going to give on a whim, but at the same time if someone doxed me i wouldnt really give a shit since i doubt a bunch of basement inhabitants are going to waste their time to come and find me
kek how did that end up for you

the good ones exist, they just dont act like the typical attention seeking whores and blend in with the dudes. theres basically no hope of ever identifying and getting in contact with them. i know because i actually have talked to one.

i think thats why he mentioned they get tons of orbiters though
hes right in a way, you're probably better off buying a ticket and winning the lottery than looking for a gf on this board, unless said girl is a 'girl'

Do you honestly think people on Yas Forums tell the truth more than IRL? Maybe it's an impression one would get from having no face, but no face makes lying much easier than with an identity.
Therefore, people here are as likely to lie as to tell the truth and a LOT of people on Yas Forums lie. You'd be naive to think you are more likely to find your ideal partner here because you are under the illusion that more honest people come here than liars.
And if you don't want to deal with the consequences of social judgement, THAT is fear of it. People who are not afraid to speak their mind handle the consequences.

Why did she stop being your girlfriend?