ok, here is the deal
basically
people in real life are essentially fake, they do not act like themselves, if they act like themselves then they show their 'true essence' in a way, and this comes with consequences as you are expected to not do certain things in the context of real life interaction
with this in mind
everything in real life is boring
the only place where i could ever be true, is on Yas Forums, because here i can speak my mind and not be judged and subsequently lynched by the angry moralthink drudge sludge
real life is fake
Yas Forums is real
i will not accept getting a girlfriend from anywhere else but this website
it simply will not do anymore
people in real life have become deluded, they are essentially husks of what has been their child form, and thus it is not worth interacting between superficial personas, you set yourself up for disappointment
this is the only means left to obtain a gf
it is over
I wont accept a girlfriend from anywhere else but Yas Forums
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You won't find one here because there aren't many vaginal shitposters and most of them are batshit crazy bpd and not gf material, That leaves you with the "salvageable" ones which get orbited by 150 discord niggers 24/7
Welcome to the "gf I want doesn't exits" club.
>implying this is the only board i am going to use
you simply dont get it
there are two options
getting a gf in real life
and getting a gf on Yas Forums
as i said, you cannot get a girlfriend in real life, it will become a failed relationship
therefore the only place to really look for one, is on Yas Forums
there are also other places on the internet, but Yas Forums is undoubtedly the best place to look, since internet culture has been dying for a few years now
>People IRL are fake because they do not speak their mind and show their true colors because of fear of judgement.
>Furthermore, I don't show my true colors IRL because I can't handle external judgement.
Which makes you a fake as well.
But wait, it gets better.
>Yas Forums is real because wearing the mask of anonymity allows me to be real
>I can only be real when hiding
That makes Yas Forums fake as fuck. Anonymity attracts cowards so it's likely that your epic user gf will be a coward who runs away from her own feelings.
So, basically, what you want is another fake like you to be real with.
Like everybody else.
I unironically had a girlfriend from this board for a year.
>i can't handle external judgement
more like i dont want to deal with the consequences of doing so, hivemind always takes precedence irl and if things go too far then people will get hissy and start to get physical. Sad!
>can only be real when hiding
nah, i dont care about anonymity, like its not something im just going to give on a whim, but at the same time if someone doxed me i wouldnt really give a shit since i doubt a bunch of basement inhabitants are going to waste their time to come and find me
kek how did that end up for you
the good ones exist, they just dont act like the typical attention seeking whores and blend in with the dudes. theres basically no hope of ever identifying and getting in contact with them. i know because i actually have talked to one.
i think thats why he mentioned they get tons of orbiters though
hes right in a way, you're probably better off buying a ticket and winning the lottery than looking for a gf on this board, unless said girl is a 'girl'
Do you honestly think people on Yas Forums tell the truth more than IRL? Maybe it's an impression one would get from having no face, but no face makes lying much easier than with an identity.
Therefore, people here are as likely to lie as to tell the truth and a LOT of people on Yas Forums lie. You'd be naive to think you are more likely to find your ideal partner here because you are under the illusion that more honest people come here than liars.
And if you don't want to deal with the consequences of social judgement, THAT is fear of it. People who are not afraid to speak their mind handle the consequences.
Why did she stop being your girlfriend?
You do know a relationship is a two way thing?
Maybe he dumped her.
She was actually pretty great.
Very long distance. I'm from the USA, she was from Europe. Flew out to see her three times.
Can honestly say it was true love, but in the end, I was the one who fucked it up. She wasn't an e-thot or BPD, very traditional but in the actual sense of the word.
This is more sad than the blackpill holy shit
The truth is that I'm a manipulative liar. She left me on account of that.
>do you think people on Yas Forums tell the truth more than IRL
nah, but hear this out, what im about to say isnt part of a joke
people in real life, they do not come out and show their true colours in the same way they do on the internet, because of course there are barriers in real life to doing that and consequences if you reveal too much about yourself(at least where I live, in Canada).
i think its a lot easier to be myself on the internet, because think of it this way. if you meet someone in real life that you like, you probably will not truly know each other until you are with that person for a good few months, since you set unrealistic expectations for eachother, and the ugly and bad parts (that everyone has) only comes out a bit after. i feel like everything in real life is just so fake, that you can only be true to the people you have known for a very long time, and finding new people is extremely difficult since it is unlikely you will truly know them in the same way that you know the people you met when you were younger
>people who are not afraid to speak their mind handle the consequences
yeah, but my way of dealing with it is not caring, because people can ultimately think what they want to think. maybe they can try to change my perspective on the issue, but if they try and play emotion cards or other schematics then i really just dont care. in a way you are right about this issue, but conversely, i live in a boomer town, so i doubt i will find much luck here in that department
well whatdidya do to ruin it dummy lol
its only sad if you take that statement to be objective, luckily i dont fall into that trap
I admire you optimism, See in a month when you start spamming wojak threads.
>the good ones exist but you can't find them and if you do you can't contact them and if you do contact them, they're probably autistic as you if not more and want nothing to do with you
What's the point in counting these type in regardless if they do exist or not? They're not bf/gf business, hell.. they're not even on the market.
I was about to drop another one but I'll spare you.
>its only sad if you take that statement to be objective, luckily i dont fall into that trap
Lurk more and observe.
*I admire your optimism, See you in a month
Either had a mini stroke or my brain is potatoing faster than I expected.
>spamming wojak threads
i never do post wojak threads here though
i have been here for a relatively long time on and off, but at the same time finding a gf isnt something i expect to happen tomorrow, but hopefully not in 8 years as well
why the wall of text, just say you're never gonna get a gf
also people here are fake too and you cant even tell if they're being fake how is that better lmao
Oh.. was she just an e-gf or did you meet her? Do you regret how it turned out?
okay but how much time do you spend in real life
i'm not gonna take your word for it if you spend all day inside and your only experience is when you walk to the corner store or you're forced to go to work/school
honestly the only people i ever meet that talk like this are shut-ins
and you're fucking delusional if you think women don't misrepresent themselves online
Good luck fren.
origiano
i want a furry gf. i'm not even a furry myself, but the idea of having a qt gf obsessed with cute animals makes me happy. i might actually sign up for a furry dating site to facilitate this desire
>tfw no fembot furry gf
for some BTC i'll larp as your furry GF on discord
For first poster see For second poster see
eGFs aren't real anyways
chances are you were here emotional surrogate while she got railed by Ivan
>not gonna take your word for it
i can say based off of my experiences everyone i met at college and university were never truly in my ways a friend in the way that i met people in elementary/middle/high school. the few times i do talk to my childhood friends i feel like i can have a more genuine conversation, but even so i fell out with most of them, and im no longer close to anyone as i used to be.
my job was a bit different. seeing as i worked in the military, its an entirely different environment that you will be hard pressed to find in any other job, and that has its own drawbacks as well. good luck finding a gf there too kek, milthots are notorious for getting their holes filled
>honestly the only people i ever meer that talk like this are shut ins
cuz you know exactly what those ppl are like, right
i think it would be the other way around
If I typed like this, and make everything all neat and organized, then it would speak volumes about how much I do not want to be judged.
i really dont give a shit how i type mate, only literal autists care otherwise. you can claim to have known people like me but you cant really prove that claim unless you were to have a fairly well oriented background as to the kind of person that i am
thanks, one day, even if it takes 1000 days, i will find my future gfd girlfriend
cant anyone fall under that definition though, what does it even mean to be a 'manipulative liar'
The only person stopping you from telling other adults how you feel is you.
>neat and organized
Retard, I'm talking about your depressing self-defeating rhetoric. Enjoy your self-fulfilling prophecy as you apply your childhood to every adult relationship and wonder, aloud: "Why isn't this the same?"
Because you have to grow up you dumb faggot.
why settle for a larp when i could get the real thing?
i can larp so good you wouldn't be able to tell the difference
you are over rating college people
they are young and don't know shit desu
The reason i cannot get on with anyone not from Yas Forums is because this is my culture and base of social interactions. In real life at face value and first glance I am fine. Little interaction will prove I am a social butterfly, I am interesting, deep, engaging, whatever the fuck. Sure alright but after elongated interaction carried through more than a day or so I start to fall apart and become a stump of autism. People don't quite understand what I am talking about nor do they interest me much. I don't care to be a friend to people who live in worlds that don't apply to mine and I certainly don't believe they understand just how grim my reality is or has been. There are truths I've found that others willfully ignore or pretend are false. I don't care for that anymore. I've lived long enough, done enough to know who I fit in with and who I don't fit in with. I only fit in with others from here. I do not engage with others I haven't met from here. Even my wife I met here.
>the only person stopping you from telling other adults how you feel is you
ok sure
>retard
you truly defeated me in battle there, i might have to submit to you on that one word alone, truly everyone should aspire towards your great intellect
>self defeating rhetoric
because realizing the futility in real life interaction counts as 'self defeating rhetoric'? maybe you have a twisted definition as to what counts as 'self defeating rhetoric'
>enjoy your self fulfilling prophecy
is it really a self fulfilling prophecy though
believe it or not people change after they go through high school, and it isnt for the better
>you have to grow up you dumb faggot
but in turn that means ridding yourself of who you are, adults are expected to act in a certain way, and its boring as fuck my dude. i mean maybe you can have fun with your shallow interaction, speaking volumes to the kind of person that you are, but to me its just boring
people in college do this
they go to class
they talk with their clique
class starts
ok class is over
leave
nobody speaks a word to eachother and all leave in their cliques
thats real life for you
boring
i'd still know it's a larp, dummy
also 'dating' a dude pretending to be a girl is gay as fuck
This post reads like some faggot's emo Xanga from the early 2000's.
NO ONE GETS ME
THE WORLD IS SO FAAAKE
I KNOW YOU GET ALONG IN YOUR HOLLOW INTERACTIONS BUT TO ME, LIFE IS JUST BORING
I HAVE TWO SIDES: NICEST PERSON YOU'VE EVER MET AND TWISTED FUCKING CYCLE PATH
fuck you, you arrested development tryhard
shoulda caught one in the head overseas fighting for jews
>no one left class with me
>real life is boring
filtered by basic social interaction
>arrested development tryhard
kek that is pretty funny, 'arrested development tryhard'
u see, you think this is an act
but it isnt
i genuinely need a Yas Forums gf right now
and what i am looking for
it cant
be found
in
real
life
so
essentially
i need a Yas Forums gf
right noiw
yeah/
you gan) can find a gf here user
The hidden Yas Forums discord link is
discord gg 6C3nECp
It has to stay hidden or (((discord))) will shut it down.
As far as discord knows, it's a server based on memetics and the memetic warfare
you're still in denial. the trannies over at discord have you where they want you. you're desperate
i know it's not an act, i know so many dudes just like you
but here's some advice, if you can find a slightly older woman they usually have more trad values. i met this far-out country chick and she fulfilled all my needs as a man
'cause i do hear what you're saying, it's difficult navigating a world when every immediate interaction is an exercise in superficial niceties
but you're not gonna find that here
you have to go outside and find her, it's the only way
it sucks but you have to do it
also she finally admitted to me that she masturbated to videos of other women being choked to death
i would take this to be a truth, but looking at the kind gentlemen under you
it is no secret that this is a secret hiding place of the girls, who are not only fake, but theyre gay too, are in to try and invite people into their cult
personally, i am not really into cults, and i am going to politely decline this offer, cuz i have a nill interest in either the fake or the gay
>i know so many dudes just like you
thats weird, coz i dont really think there are that many people who are like me in the real world. maybe there are, but i would think they are a dime a dozen, then again this meaningless image-board does little to portray the kind of person that i actually am
>ur not gonna find that here
>u have to do it in real life
maybe, but i dont rlly want it to come to that. i live in a shithole called thunder bay, it is a tiny boomer city that is essentially one of canada biggest shitholes
there is a university sure, but that is literally the only place where i can find people to talk to, every other city is 100s of kms away, and finding what i am looking for is probably not going to be done in this fairly small city alone. i plan to move out once im done with university, but by then i will have wasted a few years of my life, spend too long sitting in complacency and you're going to be disappointed once you start looking around
>she admitted to me that she masturbated to videos of other women being choked to death
well yea she probably did that coz shes based as fuck dude
>real life is fake
>Yas Forums is real
How much time do you spend on Yas Forums?
i make sure to spend at least 3 hours
every day
browsing Yas Forums
you would become like one of them if you did otherwise
that is basically not acceptable under ANY CIRCUMSTANDCDEAS
Unironically get help buddy
>get help buddy
>buddy
no
instead, this needs to happen
give me a Yas Forums gf
right now
that will be all the help that i will be needing for the imminent future
thanks
This is the most toxic mindset homestly
>most toxic mindset
>toxic mindset
>toxic
ok, so basically
you have to explain, exactlywhat you think is toxic about this mindset
i have given it an astronomical level of thought, and there is simply no alternative
the people of the real world, they have failed me in a sense, they have committed the crimes of apathy with their belittling attitudes and careless disposition
NO MORE, it is only here, that true love can be found, the real world is a no longer the place it was 10 years ago, it is a hollow shell of what it once was
there is simply no other option
this is the only place that one can truly find a girlfriend
everywhere else is damned, no redemption can be found in the real world
only on Yas Forums, can these ambitions ever hope to be met
one day
i am going to find
my Yas Forums gf
well obviously, in real life you wouldnt be able to make anything other than a superficial relationship, you literally cannot make one in real life that will last for more than two years, its essentially a hopeless endeavour
ya but most of the people who are girls on this board are 'girls'
I will probably have to look at other boards if I seek to accomplish my ultimate ambition
but u see, these girls will always be flooded by at least 300 basement nerds, essentially making talking to these people impossible
I haven't actually talked to someone from this board now that I think about it, but I have met someone on another board, albeit they are gay and I am not lmao!
look at all of these deleted posts
it almost makes it look as if i am talking to myself
damn..... Unfortunate!
Why haven't you killed yourself yet?
suicidepill man, it's wonderful, solves all your problems and then some
cuz i want my Yas Forums gf first
after that
maybe
just maybe
i will end my life
but you see, my life is simply not fulfilled until then
the problem will not be solved, it will simply be left astray, waiting to take me if i ever take form in a human body again
yeahhh haha get a furry gf no problem will happen at all
>furfags being hypersexual with 10000 fucked u fetishes
lmao is Yas Forums is fake and normie we are not special we are just autists
>we are autists
and it is that, which makes us based
in real life people you simply would not obtain the same experience that u have talking to people on Yas Forums, and i do not think that i would be able to find someone who is compatible with me if i went on and looked in real life because what i am looking for there simply does not exist
>autism makes us based
No nigga it just makes us autists plus who even wants some retard shitosting and telling you should kys irl, anyway you are prolly right no regular non mentally ill normie will give you whatever autismo fetish you have about Yas Forums coochie.
What is your discord op? Do you play vidya?
obviously, user, i'd wait until i found one that didn't have a bunch fucked up fetishes
or at least only an acceptable amount, gotta settle at some point
>plus who even wants some retard shitosting and telling you should kys irl
basically me
that would essentially be my ideal life partner
i dont use discord, but i have steam, and i do happen to occasionally play videogames
you can contact me at
steamcommunity.com
please keep in mind, that if u are fake girl(trans), i am never going to become your bf, but i am willing to make friends in general cuz i want to see what people from this board are like lol
Good luck then you'll honeslty need it because finding a furry gf that isn't a degenerate and just likes anthropomorphic art because of the aesthic is hard hard hard as fuck in such a hypersexualised community that encourages such thing. Had 2 furry gfs with one the first thing she wanted was to erp, then went to seek validity from some chad, also had 2 guys orbiting her. The other also wanted to erp but other than that she was hyper fucking boring and had a scalie orbiting her which also screeched at me when i told him to stop.
But anyway the only least sexualized part of the furry community are the 12 yo furries but even between them there is hyper degenerates of the same age and you obviously don't want to get fbi'd so umm guess you'll just have to seek for some furry roastie that has like 5 orbiters wanking off thinking about her daily, getting furry gfs is easier than getting normal girls as gfs but get ready for the loser competition aswell.