/britfeel/

modern day york, captured

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WHY THE FUCK DOES BRITISH GAS NOT HAVE A FUNCTIONING FUCKING WEBSITE

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I think it's lighting tbqh. I have blonde and gingery bits in my hair. They come out more in the the summer time. Excited to get my freckles back. I think I have a few white hairs but they're really not that obvious.

Been eating at a substantial calorific deficit this week because I have the place all to myself on friday, saturday and sunday and I'm going to order two large wizzas from dominos on friday evening and wrap up comfy, get my favourite drinks and watch my favourite shows/maybe read a good book.

Going to be a VERY comfy evening. And then the best thing is that I can enjoy cold leftover pizza for lunch on saturday.

York's a metropolitan middle class remain voting area.

It's not as nice as you'd hope mate.

Leeds is just as bad, minus the nice old buildings though.

>browsing Yas Forums
>see a thread titled ITT: music people pretend to like with swans - filth as the OP image
>start lurking it, everyone calls OP a dumb bitch
>feel proud of my fellow Yas Forums lurkers for not being plebs
>turns out i'm on Yas Forums
ok what the heck literally just happened??

Have you ever dyed your hair before and if so which colour(s)

>Can't believe I orbited you
Hahahahahaahahah
Thanks for the laugh this morning lad.

Also for reference, they're fine baby hairs. I don't think you can bitch at someone who's not presentable when they're sick. I don't smell like piss but I probably smell like sweat

>this morning
You're a yank?

What are my fellow neets doing on this lovely summer day?

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>What are my fellow neets doing on this lovely summer day?
linking to this post for no particular reason at all

Go away, we have an actual female in this thread we don't need some stinking tranny trying to take the limelight.

Went on a date with an autistic girl last weekend. Well, I say autistic, I don't know what her actual diagnosis is but she's clearly not neurotypical. I go to a Sainsbury's on saturday mornings to get a cooked breakfast, kind of the only treat I really give myself. Noticed this cute girl started working there and saw she behaved slightly strangely like always toying with something in her hands absent mindedly, having trouble making eye contact, reacting in non-typical ways to conversations with co-workers, stuff like that. I didn't pay it much thought and eventually got the courage to talk to her over a few weeks and asked her out on a date. Her reaction was genuinely endearing - grinning with all her teeth and furiously nodding while looking just past my face. I picked her up from where she lives with her parents and while she was getting ready her parents took me to one side and said she has some kind of mental illness that causes her to "act funny". Her family are Turkish Christians so I don't know if it's a cultural or religious thing for them to maybe ignore stuff like this and try to live as best they can rather than learn about it? Don't know, nothing against them they just seemed a bit uninformed on her condition.

did the heckin big drive to lidl for cheapo beero

Went for a run earlier, got best of the day, looks like it's gonna rain soon.

Just failed a very large scale and stressful mission. Heart rate up maybe l need a break

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is that an actual female or a trannyboy tho

what's going on with your bangs?
anyway today I have
>done my skin care routine
>brushed my teeth with real whitening toothpaste
>mired my gains in the mirror
>put on black jeans and a black t shirt
>ate some home made egg fried rice, a bowl of chips and a fish finger sandwich
now i'm finna boutta wash up, change my sheets, make some more food and hit the gym later (to continue mogging every single person in this thread)
might make more covefe but I had two cups already

amber adder?

no just cheap lager

Remember lads: click the little triangle next to the post, then click on "Report post", then select "Camwhoring or hook-up post" from the drop-down list

Staying indoors with the curtains closed.

*pulls out an AI generated ambient jungle footwork white label made out of samples of me sucking chikas dick and eating his bussy*
feast yer lug holes on this

We can have both user
Nice I got some San miguels, perfect for a summer day

I GOT THE TARZAN AND JANE OF JUNGLE JUST SWUNG IN ON THE VINE THIS MORNING MATE!

I used to dye it some crazy and experimental colours. I used to see my hair as an extension of my personality
>Pink
>Purple
>White blonde
>Green
>Green with pink tips
>Blue
>Blue with pink stripes and fringe
>Red
I miss my green hair but it's not very professional and gives off BPD vibes

*tells an apu im taking him to the arsenal vs man city game, getting his hopes up*

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torn off callous has finally healed
lets get those gains boys

alri koop lad

Whatever nigger, you'll never be tall.

No just not pedantic. I haven't really been up that long so my days thrown out of sorts
Can you not read the rules? Post it to soc and then link it here.

mogged
lemme know when you bench 1pl8 for the first time big guy, i'll give you a big pat on the back and a kissy wissy for finally becoming mummy's big boy
alright nubbers
how's things

Nice one lad. Have a good session!

Based Nubs the tranny slayer

Fuck off, you attention seeking harlot

neska > nubs >>>>>>>>>ugly cola

considering quitting my job, buying lots of tins and tinnies and barricading myself indoors after listening to the latest joe rogan podcast

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Thats two people I knew from school I've seen on tv or adverts now... what on earth is going on?

No
How's it going, sp

lad I went to school with does the 10 o'clock local news

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Don't tell me yet ANOTHER has become scared over the baloney virus

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Real talk: What do fat people who don't live with parents do when all this panic-buying shit is happening? I have a friend who is also fat and his mum gets him his tendies or whatever, but for me I live with housemates away from my family and am a big boi. I need my food but I don't want to go out because of the coronavirus. And if I bulk-buy, it will all be gone within a couple of days anyway. Help a chungus out lads.

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ey, ya'll na'mean?

Alright lifterlad.
I'm pretty under the weather at the moment. On antibiotics and it's really wiping me out. Sleeping lots and my whole body is aching and killing me.
Need a massage but can't go and buy one because I'm meant to be self isolating.

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Simply order some pizza wizzas delivered straight to your door!

Stop bragging with your pathetic novice level lifts. Do you not realise why you're so disliked? It's nothing to do with jealousy, you come across as the most weak insecure person in the thread.
This thread, for literal spergs.
You look the most pathetic.

Take a fucking look at your life.

Lads I'm the one who just cancelled a first date, she sent back:

"Just to let you know user that I was never complaining. I was just pointing out that you seem to be very busy. And also trying to show you how excited I was to hear from you that I checked my phone as soon as I woke up for a message from you.

I'm sorry you took it that way. I was really looking forward to meeting you

And you said I'm very social. I'm more introverted than you think. I just liked texting you

I'm sad, but I have to understand. I do wish you the best as well. You seem really nice and very interesting."

fuuuuuuuuuck, I messed up right? It was just a bit too intense being told to reply more over and over and having to keep the conversation going for a week.

Also talking to two girls at once who are both interested is taxing. Why did I fuck my chances up...

mogged
just go to the gym if me being far, far stronger than you makes you this upset
or you know, stay mogged you high est beta bitch
oh shit, I hope it's nothing serious
how are the stick insects doing? it's getting warmer now which they must enjoy right?

No you did the right thing
No girl should be sending you essays like that before the first fucking date

Pretty ugly not gonna lie.

depressed, mentally exhausted, hopeless, fed up

going to sleep then going to wake up at 1am and alternate between playing wow, league, and watching the shield (not the shitty marvel show, the show with the bald corrupt policeman that looks kinda like bruce willis)

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i dont feel sorry for you because the way you described her physically.. i dont find that attractive so from my view its not really a loss

Not a bad idea tbqh I do love a nice meat feast pizza, me.

Beware of illegal video casettes

bf working at home because of the coroooona virus

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*checks into see how the lads are; personlities, trannies and turbo manlets again; just leaves without saying anything*

Unfortunately being overweight is a factor that makes Corona virus more fatal. Having housemates isn't good either, the virus is circulated via air you breath in/out, your housemates will probably drag it in. Not trying to scare you, but take care.

Why is that? because my immune system isn't as good or something? I'm fairly healthy for a fatty.

working from home because I have no job and I'm a NEET

It's just a detrimental health factor, like smoking.
youtube.com/watch?v=E3URhJx0NSw&t=0s

Was he a big nerd at school? Bet he was a big nerd

The most (You)s in this thread went to the camwhores, all (yes even the negative ones) from incels after a crumb of mystery genitalia.
Let's no longer pretend they don't run /britfeel/.

Thanks puts my mind at ease. Having to keep a conversation going for a week is tough especially when they keep telling you to respond quicker. 1 or 2 messages a day is good for me when a date is already set up, even that is a bit much.

What do you mean I never described her physically? I only really described how she behaved desu, I think she was a bit controlling as she was a teacher as well.

>weinstein got 23 years
How did all these women come out the woodwork saying he coerced them into sex and they felt abused? And none of them went to the law about it at the time?

How can you get get sentenced to 23 years for consensual sex?

What was stopping them at any time from telling him to fuck off and walking out of wherever they were?

Something doesn't add up about any of this to me, and I'm annoyed about it, not because I like weinstein (he looks like a creepy fat bastard) but because I think it's a worrying precedent for the future of justice that some women can just appear and say someone did something years ago and get a man sentenced to 2 decades in jail.

It's also worrying a worrying trend for society that you get treated as if you're the devil when you even suggest on social media that either weinstein might be innocent or the sentence is over the top.

panic buying fuckers lmao, only good reason to panic buy is to beat out the other panic buyers

I dont follow this stuff but is there actually proof or just their word against his?
Not sure I like this regretting sex and saying you were raped thing

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It's just some kind of infection. Hopefully something I can fight off.
The stickies are hatching pretty quickly these days but a lot are dying sadly due to hatching poorly and losing legs.
Imagine calling someone ugly when their whole face is blurred. Are you insecure lad?

(You) sound jealous lad

*wipes the bait post off his shoe*
ewww