I've been completely confused ever since I saw this...

I'm not even gay and I have better taste in men than women apparently

>If I've got the energy I'll give number 2 a quick cuddle too.

I might be the exception to a lot of what other fems want. I don't want a chumba but I also don't want a ripped Yas Forums lad. A little muscle is nice because you associate them with being stronger and fitter but I actually prefer guys who are slightly out of shape. It means we can get fit together :)

Why ask my opinion if you're just going to disregard it entirely?

9 is also skelly

How are 7 and 9 not good lol?
Why are men so mad than we have realistic expectations and that we find actual human beings attractive unlike men who only cum to photoshopped bitches on instagram etc..

roided bodybuilder physique only gay men like

i have the same body as numbah 2 (although with slightly larger mantits). what chance do i have of getting a gf?

7 is fine its just not the best. 9 is just stickmode

9 is hot as fuck what's wrong with you

Literal skel. It's an /fa/ body type don't get me wrong but by your own logic it just doesn't make sense. If 7 you like 7 because its good for cuddling then what purpose does 9 serve?

it's good to look at, and u can lay on his chest and he can protect u bc hes stronk...

He looks like a rogue breeze would take him down but whatever works for you ig

Damn I'm between 3 and 9. How am I supposed to let girls know though? Not like I can just take off my shirt.

i'll show you my tits if you take your shirt off or me.
please user.

A female simp. Impressive

Okay, although on second thought I feel I'm closer to 3 than 9 :\

You still interested?

i mean yes?
3 is good as well.
def better than the male's average body.

sometimes we also get horny you know

Where do you wanna do this? Discord?

Probably resembles their dad or could be because his forearms are huge

I look closest to 2
4 has always been my goal

yeah post ur discorddd

4 is good but I'm still convinced 1 is the best

Why is it said that women suffer from unrealistic body expectations, when all they have to do is be thin or even "thicc" is fine, but men have to have trained abs and pecs and look muscular?

No, men want us to have big perky non-saggy tits, skinny waist but huge wide hips, thick thighs and of course a huge round butt with no cellulite moles or anything. We gotta do surgery and get our ribs romoved lol
Men just have to go to the gym lol.

7 and 9 are both take physical activity to achieve. 9 is also dependent on bone structure, if one has narrow shoulders and wide hips, or is short, it can't be pulled off. Men settle for complete hambeasts in this day and age, yet it's women who struggle because of body expectations. Yeah, right.

Yes okay we get it, you're lazy.
>Men settle for complete hambeasts
no they don't. they expect women to look like cartoon characters lol

There are entire porn genres for literal planks whose chests are like ironing boards, for obese women with wrinkly saggy bags, etc. You're describing an ideal woman, but no woman went without sex because they didn't live up to that. All a woman has to do to be sexy and "thicc" is have a fat ass that can be stuffed into overly tight yoga pants. Facts point to large, growing numbers of men going without sex, and it's not because of personality. The same isn't true for women. Something is up.

How is it possible to grow bone in the shoulders and reduce bone in the hips? Does the average e-girl that is worshipped like a goddess look like a cartoon, and is she anything but lazy? They draw a new face with fakeup, so in that sense they are like fictional cartoons, because what they present isn't real, natural or earned. Men don't have the benefit of easy frauding tachniques like fakeup. Your view is entirely skewed.

>All a woman has to do to be sexy and "thicc" is have a fat ass
"All a woman has to do is look like pic related. Get your ribs removed, get brazilian liftings done, boobjobs...it's not that hard."

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i would cum inside this girl so hard that i would literally die

too bad her body doesn't actually look like this

i've seen her real body and i still would

Shut the fuck up retard.
It doesn't matter what women look like there's always someone out there that will want to fuck them.
All women have to do is get fat. That is IT.
Just get fat, store the fat in your ass or your tits or your belly I don't care. Or you can be thin. Men will want to fuck you either way.
You have it easy you cunt

Yeah me too and I like her real body better because well
it's real.
why do men expect women to have bodies like her photoshopped body lol?

nigga really said just store the fat in your tits and ass.
We have it hard, you just think we have it easy because YOU have it harder. Most men don't struggle like you.

Go on twitter or any social media and see average looking girls get worshipped like goddesses by thirsty losers. This is simply fact. It doesn't happen the other way around. And you can't refute the statistics on sexlessness. Historically most women procriated, most men didn't. Women just can't handle NOT being at the receiving end of injustice.

>nigga really said just store the fat in your tits and ass
Complete the sentence you troglodyte

why are you mad you lazy fat fuck?
hit the gym

Men have to hit the gym and have adequate bone structure to be attractive. Women need to exist. Women hit hardest.

All these statistics but it's not like I'm gonna just walk up and take my top off for a girl on the street even if I have a decent body.

Its almost summer. Try walking around shirtless or in a tank top.

My muscles aren't really apparent unless I flex. Plus it's too conservative here for me to go shirtless unless I'm working out but if I'm actually working out I'd be sweating like a dog and no one would interrupt me cuz I'd be running.

All you need to achieve 9 is less food.

Fat fetishists

no, then youll look like 8, you also need to train or do cardio

Some of these are more about muscle insertion genetics than they are muscle or fat mass. Fat storage genetics play a pretty big role in how you'll ultimately look too.
Confused about muscle insertions? Look at 13's abs compared to 5's. They're more symmetrical, and that's genetic. Every muscle group inserts a certain way and it affects symettry.

this is only the kind of girls to go on an online server anons. Keep working at improving your body if you want an attractive girl. actually fuck women, improve yourself.

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I like 8 the best desu

1>4>11>3>13>7>5>14>6>9>12>2>8>10

This is the objectively correct ranking

>tfw 9 but I'm still alone
REEEEEEE, WHY AM I STILL ALONE AND IN PAIN THEN
actually don't answer that, it's because I'm ugly and not well put together on the inside.

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4 is incredibly attractive

Ugly on the inside I should specify, but I'm not sure which would be worse.
I knew it was over when my brother who looks worse than me got a gf I couldn't ever even dream of having, that fuckin sucked