>sitting at the beach
>staring into the ocean and thinking how easy it would be to just get drunk one day and walk out there
>girl and her friend walk up and interrupt my thoughts
>one of them asks me what time it is
>i look at my watch and tell them the time
>they laugh and walk off
what was that about?
it's stuff like this that makes me avoid women
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so women just do that now? walk up to people to ask them something they could have known by looking at their phones then laugh at you when you give them the answer they asked you for?
why are women like this?
no
fuck you
you're not sliding this thread to page 10
>going outside
nice try, norman
it happens once every few months get over it
dude I swear I can relate. One time on break at work (I work at a burger place) this girl a table away from me asked "Do you want to fuck?" I had no idea how to respond so just sperged out and ignored them
If you are a non-NPC normies can detect it and they take potshots at you for having a soul while they don't
unironically this OP
dont let the bastards get you down.........
it was probably a trick/trap of some kind
Why are women so fucking weird
>small brains laughing at big brain.jpg
looks stacy some loser, bet he'll give us the time of day? yeah hahaha... you shouldn't have even looked up dude... just fucking stared past em.
>robots have souls
>are the same group who constantly anonymously shit on everyone and show a general lack of empathy toward other living beings
OH NONONONONO HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
that was a prostitute user, you just dodged aids..
No, just people. I swear that most people actually have no soul. Animals show signs of having a soul while people are no better than insects. And yet people will say that animals have no souls and people have them. What a fucking joke of a species.
You're all dumb as fuck. The only reason a pair of girls would go up to a stranger and ask for the time when they have access to a cell phone is because they thought OP was cute. That's why they giggled at the end, too. They felt brave for going up and asking the cute guy on the beach a question. Damn you lot are fucking retarded and full of yourselves.
Then why did they walk away instead of getting his number or something?
For the same reason none of you make a move when a woman acts interested. Because it's embarrassing and hard to do in the moment. See
People in general that do this sort of thing are literally the most pathetic people in the world
I've had my fair share of experiences like this
You're telling me your humour is so shallow and your ego is THAT high you gotta just go up to a random person that's minding their own bussiness and be a pain, get a life lmfao
There is no soul you retard moron, animals act on instinct, not fucking soul. It's your fault for projecting your stupid sense of morality defined by humans onto animals.
>MUH AFEISM ABLOO BLOO BLOO
Ok kid
But that's totally different, they initiated the encounter in the first place. Most guys here aren't doing that. Why even bother at all if you won't ask the important questions?
This almost seems like an attempt to simply shit on the posters here rather than give any useful advice or insight.
>Be me
>Not someone else, just being me like I'm me usually
>Lost in super important top tier thoughts that not even God should interrupt
>Gril 3.4 comes over and ask what time it is
>she wants to mock
Not to be a party pooper, but despite animals having emotions and feeling attachment for their offsprings, they mainly react out of instinct when protecting them, not introspected and understood feelings.
i think they were just messing around or something lol. nothing too serious
This just has to be true, I swear they can smell it. One time I was standing in a bus and was spaced out, when a couple approached me. The dude started to get closer and began to poke me slightly while his girlfriend was giggling. Thankfully I had a witty response so they fucked off but they just know something is wrong with you
>getting talked to
kill jibun
LAMAO THIS NIGGA STILL WEARS A WATCH XXXXXXXXDDDDD
Don't kid yourself, trying to give advice to biased robots is something I gave up on a good while ago. You're already convinced every interaction with women is a one-sided situation where you are being mocked for merely existing, but what this user is talking about is actually an occurance. One of the dumbest, most harmful idea robots have swallowed is that women are in no way alike to men despite being human beings and they refuse to acknowledge that girls get shy and that they can choke in a situation where they'Re trying to make a move on someone and they sure a shit won't believe this could happen to them since they'll tell you this only happens to Chad and robots are far too ugly for any woman to want to make a genuine move on them let alone feel any kind of pressure and stress from doing it.
If, in every aspect, you are convinced of your ugliness and see yourself as completely undesirable, then there is nothing anyone can tell you to convince you OP might have been hit on while he was haven epic deep thouts tingken of lief by the ocean
You were supposed to give them 12-hour time idiot
>it's 17:32 maam
I bet you believe animals don't feel pain either.
NPC normalscum, always mindlessly consuming whatever media hogwash they force down your throat.
Not reading your novel, nigger. Glad you outed yourself as a normalshit.
>You're already convinced every interaction with women is a one-sided situation where you are being mocked for merely existing
now what would cause someone to think that? surely it couldn't be a history of being tricked and mocked by women on several different occasions throughout their lives
>girls find you attractive bro
>that's why they come talk to you
>it isn't to mock you or anything
>they totally aren't laughing to make fun of you
>it's 2020 and that autist still wears a watch, can you believe it?
unironically robots Yas Forumstards etc in gerneral have more soul than humans its not the sense of morality kinda hart to explain but you just feel the aura
>girls never get crushes
>girls never ask stupid questions as an excuse to talk to men they think are cute
You are deluded if you think a girl would walk up to some random creep on the beach if she isn't at least slightly into him. When a woman thinks a man is shit she just ignores him like he doesn't even exist. In this instance OP probably acted suspicious and antisocial so the girls left when he didn't try to continue the conversation.
i'd be deluded to think a girl would just come talk to me if she isn't trying to sell me something
>OP probably acted suspicious and antisocial so the girls left when he didn't try to continue the conversation
i am OP, my response to this is keikaku doori
but i don't see how it's suspicious to give someone the answer they want when they ask you a question
nice triplingtons sir
Did you smile or act friendly at all? Or just give them the time with a nasty look, because all women are evil and plotting against you?
i don't know what my face looked like, i simply told them the time
really, what was i supposed to say after that? ask her favorite color? what kind of movies she likes? her blood type? yeah just let me ask this random girl who asked me for the time a bunch of questions so i can be seen as a creepy stalker weirdo so she can go tell a life guard i'm bothering her and get banned from the beach or worse
all i wanted to do was stare out into the ocean and enjoy the day
fuck you
You're whole existence is funny to them. Its like seeing a monkey at the zoo, every single thing they do is funny. Normies (usually girls) can sniff out someone who doesn't belong a mile away, and will intentionally try to trigger you into embarrassing yourself. Even if you don't they'll convince themselves that you did by your sheer existence
this is why i simply told them the time and nothing else
what was i supposed to do?
an image is worth a thousand words, you were probably scowling, drooling, stinking or sounded snappy
>scowling
probably
>drooling
i would have felt and noticed that
>stinking
body odor/scent control is an obsession of mine so that wasn't the case
>or sounded snappy
i simply responded with the current time, it wasn't meant to be snappy or anything, just a statement of a fact in response to a question
so tell me, what was i supposed to do?
They were probably creating an opening for you to talk to them, assuming you had any balls. Good job fumbling it and blaming them for it you seething loser.
Absolutely anything you did or didn't do they would have laughed at. Like I said, literally you just being there is funny to them
why are girls so narcissistic that they assume everyone wants to talk to them?
>hey see that guy sitting over there?
>yeah the one staring out into the ocean?
>he looks like he's thinking alot about something
>hey i know! let's go bother him and laugh at anything he does!
originally meant for in its original form
>probably
You probably also had really bad body language
>so tell me, what was i supposed to do?
To achieve what? Be "normal" and not have them walk away? Unironically look in the mirror and carefully observe your body language. Compare to videos of normalfags and mimic until you get the details down, do the same for your voice, record yourself and obsess over the details until you overall demeanor settles down into something acceptable
If you're asking how to not have anyone talk to you in the first place without getting arrested or embarrassed, I'd have to think more
>You probably also had really bad body language
well then again, keikaku doori
i didn't want to talk to them at all i wanted to daydream and stare at the waves
that's all i want to do when i go to the beach i don't go outside to get involved with strangers
It seems hard to believe but that's really how they think. The cruelty of normalfags knows no bounds. That's how bullies work, they'll do anything to try and provoke a response, even if that response is absolutely nothing. You exist for their entertainment.
like I said, that's an impossible request unless you don't mind getting arrested or embarrassed
for example you could act like a schizo and talk out loudly to yourself, people usually don't approach someone if they think the person is mentally ill (think of NYC subway)
or you could just go out and live in the woods/mountains disconnected from society, but then you'd have to self-sustain which is pretty hard
>it's impossible to be left alone unless you want to be arrested or embarrassed
what the fuck kind of retard normalfag logic is this?
>around women, never relax
ever
You have no right to call something retarded if you can't reasonably disprove it
I don't think there's a way to change your behavior to drive off people entirely and stop anyone from approaching you without being treated like a pariah or getting sent to jail
If you think otherwise, feel free to post your suggestion. If you can't think of anything, shut the fuck up and sit down
This is believable and even likely desu.
there is a way to stop people from approaching you
i've been doing it for years
>never go outside unless necessary
>when outside move with focused intent
>always look busy
>only talk to service people (waiters, cashiers, etc)
>if you have to talk to people give short and blunt replies until they get the hint and fuck off
>move with focused intent
I need an image
what kind of image do you need? imagine you need to go to the store for a missing ingredient and you need to get home fast because the stove is on
why would you stop and chit chat with strangers in this situation?
I don't know what kind of expression you're supposed to make
Probably a good thing you didn't do much, they would have likely meetoo'd you.
Correct response would have been
>Not with you.
They were trying to fluster you, but you could have flustered them back and won.
>zoomer who needs emojis to imagine facial expressions trying to give someone life advice
Possibly testing to see what your sound like?
? I didn't give any advice, I was just lurking this thread for myself
>I didn't give any advice,