Waifu General /waifu/ #315

how iui s your transition coming along

>They're afraid of my fish
That's ironic.
>what kinda car would waifu drive?
Probably a sports car of some sort, she'd want to look cool while driving anywhere. And that's why I love her, she always wants to look like a badass, even if she's just driving to the grocery store.
>waifu dyes their hair, what color and why?
Probably red, for obvious reasons. I don't think she'd dye her hair though, something just strikes me as such.
>You and waifu do a couple costume for halloween, who do you go as?
Fuck, I don't know... Mustard and ketchup?

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picrew.me/image_maker/94097
Make waifu!

Cant make a proper Ryo 0/10

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>open page
>see this
Juliefag would love it

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This one is actually rlly good.
(never any options for head fins tho)

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If you had to pick a male fictional character to describe the relationship you'd had with your waifu, who would you choose?

It doesn't quite do Kayn justice, but it at least looks like him, I'll give it that. Hard to find picrews that can make Kayn actually look like Kayn.

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Why is there a bunch of made up fag flags but no German flag? Also, her shoulders are too broad. I would make myself, but this one is trash.
What? How does this question even work? Uh... Artorias the Abysswalker.

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Hey /waifu/!
I was hoping to try something out. Would any of you want to join a Discord server aimed more at Yas Forums waifuists? If you'd like to, join this server I threw together with another waifuist. It's meant to be really relaxed, with not a lot of rules

discord gg/E8t5gR

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>Would any of you want to join a disc
No. Go away.

This is just another front for that pinkpill discord isn't it. fuck off.

Lowkey I want to but
1- the retarded hivemine Yas Forums has thats anti-discord
2- my disc isnt anonymous

No, fuck pinkpilled servers

Based. Those places are a stain.

I disappear for like 10 minutes and a new thread is made. Fuck
------> Shitcord is gay
This was clearly meant to be for MTF trannies. That's why the shoulders are so broad and the options so dumb

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Well my husbando IS a male fictional character so...
Because like 95 percent of the English speaking picrew userbase is Tumblrtards whose entire self-concept revolves around gender and sexual identities.
If you REALLY wanna make yourself cringe, take a look at the background options on picrew.me/image_maker/100157
There was a /waifu/ server I used to be in but the place is literally dead.

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Just need to ask a question since you guys are more level headed than the rest of the board.
There is a female artfag that I know online. We have pretty good relations, I like her posts and she likes mine, along with two of her alternate accounts as well.
Does it make me an orbiter if I make a basic design for a logo for her account?

Anything I can make with this looks like a tranny. It sucks. Fuck you for even posting this, you should know better.
>1
Stop being a faggot and not doing something because it's uncool. Dicksword is alright if you just don't join the tranny servers and are not a closeted homo.
>2
>Having an account with your name and/or other info about you in it
You seem like a massive fag.
>with another waifuist
Whom?

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>taking the bus with waifu
>resting your head on waifu's shoulder
>keeping your heads down so nobody recognizes you
>still having to put up with commute like everyone else in this shithole

>what kinda car would waifu drive?
super suspicious white van for scarecrow nonsense, an old truck if he doesn't want anyone to notice him.

>waifu dyes their hair, what color and why?
he's had darker hair in the comics sometimes. i could see him dying it a darker color.

>You and waifu do a couple costume for halloween, who do you go as?
ourselves. it's.. not really an interesting answer, but i imagine supervillains would just wear their usual costumes on halloween. it sounds really amusing, actually.

hello there!
hoping to focus on my own creative endeavors tonight. i've been meaning to start the third chapter of my work lately.

it's still a little too cutesy to make jonathan look right in it but i'm currently using one i made in this as an avatar.

>not a lot of rules
mistake. i imagine you'll find out why soon enough.

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Why do we need a server, that defeats the purpose of the general and pretty much cements the "social circle" meme into reality. I just want to talk about my wife, I like you guys, but not enough to hang out like best buds. The Minecraft server was already kinda pushing it... I might hop in with an alt account just to see how you guys interact, though.
>clearly meant to be for MTF trannies
It was overall and SJW paradise, perfect for butch dykes, Arabs (complete with a burka option), and trannies.
>speaking English on picrew
Heh, bakas.

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>Having an account with your name and/or other info about you in it
Nah it's just my discord is linked to my yt. And I dont wanna be exposed as the retard I am.

>hoping to focus on my own creative endeavors tonight.
Sweet! Recently had a bit of a hitch in mine and had to get a new tablet.
>i've been meaning to start the third chapter of my work lately.
I'm still editing my book as often as I can. Procrastination gets in the way far too often.

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Depends on your intentions, if you want to make a logo for a friend then there's nothing wrong about that, and even then being nice to a girl you like doesn't really count as orbiting to me either. Also I don't thing this is the thread for that kind of stuff but whatever off topic stuff isn't that unusual anyway.

Making something for a friend =/= orbiting. If you're only doing it to get her to like you more you'll be wandering into orbit though.
Review your personal motivations, then make a decision and choose what you think is best.

>associating with 3DPD femoids
You got the wrong thread, friendo

no, user, it makes you a friend.

best of luck! i wouldn't call it procrastination, but my worst problem is getting in the right headspace to focus. adhd can make it really difficult to just.. make myself do things.

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I find myself endlessly checking the same social medias again and again even though I've just looked at them.
Distractions are hell, at least music helps a bit.

Just unlink it brainlet.
>I'm currently using one i made in this as an avatar.
Is Mary a secret tranny too?
Is this how your art has evolved? Or devolved should I say because it makes her look more like a tranny than before.
I don't understand this question.
No.

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>the same social medias
You mean twitter and reddit?

>Is this how your art has evolved?
I didn't draw it.
Reddit is garbage, hardly use it.

>Whom?
With Ryoposter
I'm hoping this place can stay a little lively
>mistake. i imagine you'll find out why soon enough.
We have enough to make sure the server doesn't go to pure shit
That's okay if you don't want to join, sometimes people only want the threads. I understand that

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>With Ryoposter
It's gonna be garbage.

thats false I didnt make this place

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Then join my garbage heap

>Reddit is garbage, hardly use it.
Ah yes, like when you asked about the child.
reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/asf88b/waifuposter_got_angry_that_i_finally_stood_up_to/

>a year old post
Rent free.

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Robots. I require your help.
I need to do a voice recording for my sound class and it's due tomorrow.
Please. Send me some poems or something interesting. (or write some ,as long as they aren't retarded I'll probably use them)

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I will
eat fish
ass
mmm
tast-ey

I wish our height difference were bigger.
Whether she's smol kitten and I'm a big strong man, or I'm a cute boy and she's a tall mommy.

Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationaIly. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.

As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically

I think the funniest thing (didnt read cuz its a fucking mess)
Is that:
is using almost the exact same image

>Link related
Oh god oh fuck it hurts ahh ouch oh god fuck me
I might as well just join the Pinkpill server.
Fuck that
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>is using almost the exact same image
Yes, that's what redraw means.

Its that time of day again! Time to show yall the perfection that is these cuties!

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Very cute and cool waifus, friend.

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly... etc.
NicoMaki is normie trash.
Post KotoEli or gtfo.

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I know that feel, I hate that I'll never have a six foot wife, I want to feel so smol and cute in her arms.
I'm also kinda worried about the drama spilling from the server to the threads, we don't need any more of that.

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My mother is the sweetest woman,
"Yellow" she says, answering the phone

"Dear.." comes the other end, a cowman
As I sigh out a simple groan
Dearly I continue flying my drone
"Hello, honey" my mother says as she fans
Interestingly near me
"Toodaloo" states the cowman
"See 'yah" Says my mother with a groan
Merely moaning
Every night
This is not a poem. This is a call for help
Bro just get topped if you want to date a tall person so badly

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it's not ideal, but rain and storm noise tends to help me focus.

you could do voice acting from a comic page! when Yas Forums has vocaroo threads, there's a whole bunch of people using comic pages to practice their skill. and it gives you tons of variety to choose from!

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>it's not ideal, but rain and storm noise tends to help me focus.
those tend to be helpful. They drown out tinnitus sometimes too.

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Nicomaki or bust.

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My beloved Alice Liddell I cannot live without you. I love you so much.

>what kinda car would waifu drive?
Cars didn't exist in her times.
>waifu dyes their hair, what color and why?
She doesn't because her hair is already perfect. Although I love her having her dark/blacks hair, I also like her having white hair.
>You and waifu do a couple costume for halloween, who do you go as?
We are both vampires Pale as the moon with long fangs. Eternally in love with each other.

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Why hasn't he shown his BEST drawing yet?

I forgot the image, but you get the idea

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>waifu dyes their hair, what color and why?
I'm not sure. Maybe Rei would try to dye it a brown or black because she assumes I don't like it. blue hair is a strange thing to have-- naturally, at least.
>You and waifu do a couple costume for halloween, who do you go as?
Pic related, but satirically and not at all

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God I wish Kayn and I could be vampires together. I never did entirely get over my vampire phase, blood drinking is the hottest shit.

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self insert as maki and insert kayn as nico

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>voice
Originally I voiceacted the first scene with Sans and Papyrus.
But that turned out incredibly bad and I dont wanna edit it or show it to my class.
I just read the bee movie script.

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