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i have a dream of a britfeel where the new thread is made automatically edition

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Give it to me straight lads. How fucked are my prospects of getting a job if I've been voluntarily NEETing it up since the start of November with no excuse?

I've heard that 6+ Months unemployment is an application death sentence so I'm ready to go full panic mode and send out 3-5 apps a day before I reach that threshold.

One more sleep until Poley's blog is taken off private!!!

Chilli is gonna be served at 8 lads. Was your hands.

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Can't wait
Wonder what that big lug has been stuffing down his pie hole this past week

This is made-up arbitrary nonsense
People are thick, including those who work in recruitment, managers, owners etc
Why do you think they are going to scrutinise you this hard?

as I've been telling several different lads on here, you can get work but you will have to settle for minwage manual labour stuff because as you say, a 6 month unexplained gap is really not good at all

Not even close mate, I was NEET for a year after graduating and I managed to get a job. I just lied and said I was travelling and taking some time after uni.
Does depend on your degree, what experience you have, etc. But you can lie your way out of it easily

Eh... HHL can have my portion.

Boxing training was good lads. Would recommend it to any lads here?

why is it so... orange lad?

Bit worried about my grandma and coronavirus. I think a lot of old people are vulnerable.

Drove to the hairdressers but then bottled it cause the Turkish guy looked too dodgy so I drove away.

Had a wank. Off to Morrisons and then McDonalds (maybe). Not off to Gym again because of corona-chan will probably shut it soon anyway

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Just remembered it's Tuesday which means a new Better Call Saul episode. Going to watch that and download Bus Simulator 18. Think a lad mentioned it a few threads ago.

I'll keep you in mind lad, cheers.
Crutches absolutely suck. I don't know how hands can get so sore haha. I didn't use crutches for long. Maybe about a month after I was up and walking? Even then I quickly switched to walking sticks rather than crutches.
Need to find a good buddy to get me motivated and help me get hench

You could say that you had caring responsibilities, travel, whatever m8

Really couldn't give a toss tbqh lad. You need to get a hobby

my family has decided not to visit my grandparents at all for the foreseeable future just in case we accidentally expose them to it

Oh aye... Top motors are fords... SCEA is a TOP TOP lad... trust me...

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Canny wait til summer now

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Lady poster on the /britfeel/
Talking 'bout breeding insects
Reminded me of you
Expectation left to come up to, yeah

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i need somewhere else to go that isnt here, where else do you lads go?

Put it on your CV as a caring role. Make up some bs about caring for a gf

>One more sleep
It's like Christmas come early!

>his hobby is playing a truck game and gazing at the 'comfy' pixels driving past him

Not washing my hands, cos it won't make no bloody difference Corona is airborne we've been taken for mugs with this 'wash your hands' nonsense

I'll stick to wrestling thanks, but you do you lad.

Sorry lad, I'm a grappler through and through. Glad you had a good time though eh

Old people are still out and about like nothing's wrong, just make sure she knows to be careful.

Did you wank mid-drive?
I'd have a lot more respect for you if you did.

What a good place to be
Don't believe it
'Cause they speak a different language
And it's never really happened to me (It's happy hour again)
Don't believe it, oh no

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I have a slight tickly cough and when I swallow it hurts a bit.

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Just casually going to save the UK after the ageing and unhealthy trucker population is wiped out by COVID-19. I predict the CEOs of every major supermarket will have me on the blower offering their best salary and employee perks just to transport the bare essentials to their shops to stop rioting...

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What all in in it lad?

i watched it at like 6am this morning

A rare Ebin photo where he doesn't put his hand/s in the shot.

need to stop and have a wank every time kim is on screen

love truck game, me

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>Need to find a good buddy to get me motivated and help me get hench

How about 3 foot orbiter? He's very fond of you.

>playing game
>frequently get raped by groups of mobs
>never die to a boss
wtf

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P.S. Shippy is still alive

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"wash" this *unzips dick*

I took a year off work and lived off savings, I just tell them that. I don't have to work if I don't want to and can support myself.

He'll forget, he always does.

Being home alone is spooky, lads. I don't like it

well shit I just realised my MOT expired over a month ago

See I didn't find crutches too bad. I've known people to pad the grips and so on but it was never really a problem for me.
Stairs could be a bit of a bastard though.

Fuck yeah.
Twinks shimmying around in their little shorts.

Hold me Chika.

any company worth its salt would not accept that as a suitable reason, makes them think you don't care about building a career and you'll just leave once you've built up enough savings

Le specific transport details from le train station via le route meme xD

>he doesn't bring a helper with him on his trucking adventures

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Leave him in the wilderness

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my mate puts hienz baked beans in his Chili, like legit hienz baked beans with the sauce and everything.

Disgusting

user writer on r9k
Yeah, he had a quality apu
The way he used to look
And I know you never read a book

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Timo with the assist, that's it put these runts to the sword

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My therapist unironically recommended I play ETS2 to calm down because she knows of my LGV driving arc

Just wanna be able to go to the beach again desu

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Just been on kik with Poleaboo. He's having to self-isolate after coming down with a fever

So many games to play, saw there's a new Ori game out today. Tempted to download it, but should prob finish God Hand first.

Anyway, gonna have a shower because I need to soften up my nails.

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fingers crossed he becomes the first person under 50 to die in the UK

Admittedly I've never really found padding to work. Did you have good upper body prior to using crutches?
Stairs are a nemesis haha. I worry about stairs in the future. Might need to get a bungalow or something like a cheeky stairlift

Would be just Amer's luck!

Outside lad.
It's alright in small doses.

Society has been isolating me for decades, they can isolate themselves for a change, i'm going for a nice walk tomorrow!

any cyder man in? I'm on the Aspalls

That's a shame, must make a big difference to his usual 8 hours work/16 hours sleep routine.

I want to get black out drunk

>Society has been isolating me for decades, they can isolate themselves for a change

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batchelors pasta pots are 50p each right now lads

>Society has been isolating me for decades, they can isolate themseIves for a change

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Bad news, chika has tested positive.

so how much we thinking house prices are gonna drop when all the old fuckers die off to the virus?

I have a four pack of branston in the cupboard. I considered it but backed out.

>refusing to shake my hand citing coronavirus
I'm sure it's that and not the fact you're a creepy bloke.

Was instructed to be prepared to work from home today.

10stone lifter here
Corona can fuck off
I'm never going to die

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Will you be on full pay

Full pay and no office antics to endure.