Post yourself in the form of ideal bf/gf baka

youtube.com/watch?v=8VK4tuPePQk this is you and I.

Nah my vagina is actually really shallow and big stuff hurt

Is it just me or do autistic people always end up with some really extreme personality traits? I guess the hyper sensitivity with no regard for human life makes you a freak.

pic related but it doesn't exist nor it ever will.

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>Is it just me or do autistic people always end up with some really extreme personality traits?
living with yourself with no checks and corrections does that to us desu

i like it

Yeah, a lot of the time my parents just made me happy enough that I wouldn't be a problem so I had to entertain myself a lot. Then to avoid sperg outs they just let me do my own thing which led to a lot of things I shouldn't have been doing.

you lived my life. It's the 'abandon the broken kid' on the road reflex

then xx years, another ass is blown wide out

>another ass is blown wide out
Why is this a trend?

Autism is honestly such a midunderstood subgroup.

i gave up trying to guess, your image is close to me but with different special interest, even genderfucked stuff is on point desu, even deviance

prolly related to the social regulator being cut right out during womb development, crazy

This is why 95% of my friends are autists. They just tolerate my behaviour and I tolerate theres. They're much easier and fun to talk to than normies are.

So the same people who post in these threads also post in the same /soc/ threads?

complete zoomer incarnate

>the eternal normalfag
Insufferable zoomzoom cancer.

>i don't want to put in any effort to better myself but give me a gf anyways
You are correct, will never exist with that attitude.

I guess. I've interacted with a number of different of autistic people thanks to my alignment with the short bus. It seems like it has a lot to do with parenting. Autistic people who had very involved parents usually end up more nerdy and awkward rather than edgy. It's interesting.

I feel like most people don't agree.

>big stuff hurt
It's over for me, my big dick is a curse

>I don't know anything about you but I'm going to shill le self improvement because IMPROOVING
>AHHHH I'M IMPROOVING
Have sex incel.

>I can only process my emotions using references to COOOMING
>AHHHHH I'M PROJECTING MY COOOMING
>Have sex incel.

Pretty much seems like r9k will travel to soc but not soc to r9k if that makes sense

Well I can't even take like an average sized member without wincing a little.

this is as it should be

So you're saying there's no point for me?

That's why my ass exists. I like it better that way anyway.

Yeah, well why don't you let me use your ass then? I'm a Virgin though

You do realize you're the one that brought up the other hole, right?

Yeah, but like most would rather a big dick in their pussy instead of their ass I think

I don't know what baka means.

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baka/idiot

unironically using zoomer

>explaining to someone what baka means
>not unironically using zoomer
zoomer

Thank God for that. Very originally.

Bump Otis

Tldr
Kinda like me but im not a slut
Normal fag detected

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it's a weird feel to be both sad and happy that you will never love me

not gonna lie, I have high standards.

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Cute user. I'll take a slice of carrot cake pls.

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Post location, originally.

>never wore makeup
>plays volleyball
too bad you're into blonde men because you sound great!

Sounds a bit too good for you to be on this board. Or Yas Forums in general. So you're either a guy, or his site has changed way more than I thought.

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Im not blonde but i'll try

Be my egf please :)

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>blonde men
>Cuddle
>nightime
sign me up

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no bulli plez

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fuck the jannies fuck the jannies fuck the jannies
stop deleting these threads you greasy depressed fucks

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I absolutely hate these threads. People just post themselves and when someone posts their ideal gf, not themselves, you fags thirst like dogs. fuck off

>tfw you just want to meet new friends
please stop yelling at me

are tulpas real? the concept scares me

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>are tulpas real?
you dumb motherfucker, the entire point is that they AREN'T real and you still are going to ask that?

I know they aren't real like that, but is it possible to hallucinate them willingly?

We have those threads a bit too often but anyway here goes

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you seem like a cute guy, if I were a girl I'd be your gf senpai

Tulpa OP. Its "real", as much as something you create in your mind can be. Not advised unless you are good at meditation.

everybody is reposting so eh ..

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/soc/ is a shit board featuring shit people such as desperate whores and failed normals.

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