/r9gay/ - #965

I know but I literally can't get anyone to talk with me online. I thought OKC would work well but I've gotten zero results. Tinder is the same and grindr is mostly sluts and guys that can't read a bio.

None of it works, be happy with what you have and ignore size queens

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hey if you're cute I would love a codependent bf :3

I've read that there's some for of excersize you can do but I only found some sketchy links on reddit that talked about it. Personally I've come to the conclusion that working on sexual health is probably the more reasonable and safer option. So being in shape. Having as strong a blood flow as possible. Maybe considering medications to keep you going.

>no steppe on snek
But that sucks dude. Honestly I've never dated a guy and I never will cause I'm very much in the closet. There's one dude who I knows into me and i might try to do stuff with this summer. But I just met him through chance. So that would be my advice. Go out And try to meet people. Find clubs or groups or places where gay guys tend to be and hang out there. Be friendly and decent and you'll hopefully meet someone. I honestly don't understand how online dating works. I mean yah ok I get it for sex. But it seems like a terrible way to secure any sort of actual relationship idk.

Because you spend too much time here and experience literally the worst that humanity has to offer

Seconded. And I'll also add just taking a break isn't enough. You have to go out into the world and do things. I took a break for like 6 months. I knew being on here was doing bad things for my head. Especially Yas Forums. But during the time I quit I just stuck around in my room and did nothing. So nothing changed. Then I can back here again and I'm even worse off.

I avoid Yas Forums most of the time, I only come to r9gay when I'm feeling like shit

Welcome to the Sadness Spitoon. How depressed are ya?

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>and experience literally the worst that humanity has to offer
Not gay and was only scrolling by but you're absurd if you think this place has "literally" the worst humanity has. Grow the fuck up dude.

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I spent the last weekend crying constantly and didn't get out of bed or eat

I have seen more depraved places on the web, surely. But even those ghouls that prowl the depths of those unspeakable, unlisted messageboards show signs of life. Twisted as they are, they house passions, ambition, souls.

All I see here is the walking dead. Weathered husks alternating between wallowing in the inky depths of misery and seething in anger, cursing the world that wronged them and seeking salvation in those who have none to give. All through the veil of anonymity which, while easing the burden of self expression, ultimately re-enforces the eremetic behavior that brought them here in the first place.

There are more depraved areas of the web, but the menagerie of suffering on display here, like broken dolls in a dirty shop window, evoke the most visceral dread in the hearts of those who pass by. The dread that there are pits too deep to climb out of. The dread that there is darkness too black to ever brighten. The dread that things will never get better.

But yeah bruh r9gey's pretty fucked

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Yeaaaah, I think you'd be more comfortable over *there*

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>ive masturbated while wearing my sister's clothes literally over 100 times
>i snuck into my sister's room while she was in the shower and found a pair of her underwear on the ground with some white slime in the crotch area, which i sucked on while doing what i described above
>i used my sister's friend's clothes when she was over for a sleepover a few years ago

but by far #1 is
>i was at a church sleepover thing when i was 13 and i snuck into the room with everyone's stuff (bags full of clothing, sleeping bags, etc.) when everyone was in a separate room doing arts and crafts or whatever, opened a random girl's bag, put on her clothes, and came into a wad of toilet paper

ive never been caught
this is the life of an agpcel

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men and women are from different planets but tops and bottoms are from different solar systems

>What's the most degenerate thing you ever done?
I dressed up as a woman and jerked off with some other guy online, decided crossdressing wasn't for me though and haven't done it since

>tfw no bf to play Median XL with

>tfw no friend to talk and hunt monsters with that may or may not develop into something

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how much practice sex do you need topping before you're good?

I want to know this too. Also can two virgins ever get good at sex if all they do is each other?

The more practice you had the less good you are.

>tfw no programmer bf who isn't a tranny or crossdresser

>tfw no friend to practice on me in preparation for his future bf

I'm trying to exsanguinate myself as I tryppe thia

being gay makes you a robot. being gay is the least normalfag thing you can be

Truest words in these threads.

blasphemous#7296 pls talk to me im lonely

>19
>bmi is 17.5
>neet and model builder
am i desirable or no

>am i desirable or no
Where are you from user?

my favorite thing is abusing recently out of the closet gays. They're so insecure its easy.

>neet
everyone in this thread have lives and careers. Try again next life.

im from aus user

>But it seems like a terrible way to secure any sort of actual relationship idk.
what other fucking options are there
I don't go to school and work relationships aren't great, even if possible

Like always everybody is in Australia instead of anywhere near me... To answer your question about being desirable, I'm sure you are desu.

why does nobody want bears

any other tops here terrified of bottoms?

>tfw no asianboibot bf

"bear" is usually just another way of saying fat.

that's true I guess
multiple times it hasn't been a issue for me but I haven't gotten any replies for months

Ugly Hairy unkeept 35 year old lifeless looser neet

Anyone else love it when normalfags relatives die? They act so big all the time and try to make robots think we're pathetic and scum of the earth then all of a sudden they're crying, suddenly they're the pathetic ones. I laugh and celebrate every time.

>tfw no bf who is a slut for my bussy

>tfw no existential bf

I hate telling a joke and someone has to chime in with, "that's not funny my 5th cousin twice removed died of cancer" I hope you do too you stupid bitch, no one gives a fuck because everyone has dead relatives. awe boo hoo hoo, my daddy and mommy died and so did my widdle doggie, no one gives a shit at all and thinks its funny and i'm a retard for mentioning it, no one feels bad or pties you just because someone related to you dies.

What's wrong with that cutie...

Reminder:
Fuck straights,
Fuck sluts
Fuck bf havers as a group, a reality and a motherfucking identity
And if you want to be down with Bad Boy, then fuck you too
furries, fuck you too
All you motherfuckers, fuck you too

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>QoTT : What's the most degenerate thing you ever done
i got drunk, put on makeup/wig and all my women's clothes and sucked a cock from craigslist. the guy came on my face and in my mouth

That's so hot user :o
I wish I could have sex like that

it was certainly fun and i wish i asked him to at least record the cumshot with my phone. maybe next time

Nothing wrong with bears, user.

Degenerate normalniggers out

Nothing better than destorying a robots self esteem permanently.