>chestIet
ChestIet
I have a friend with huge tits. Would you like to touch them?
LET ME SHOWER YOU WITH LOVE AND AFFECTION I BEG YOU
>aspie
>chestlet
>uggo
The ultimate suifuel trifecta
at least I'm not fat
>manlet
>dicklet
>brainlet
>facelet
The game was rigged from the start
>women hanging themselves.
HAHAHAHAHA, unless the rope has a automatic pill dispenser.
How uggo are we talking here? 7/10 with self-esteem issues or deformed?
Chestlette
>big butt
Why am I this way?
Chestlets are pitiable creatures.
Off that chart that I saw aaaages ago with reasons and rankings, I'm between 4/10 and 5/10 depending on taste.
Literally shit tier for someone with no deformities
>tfw no low self esteem qt gf
do women actually care about their tit size
men dont care nearly as much as women care about dick size and you can get them enlarged anyway
Flat is justice. Pls be my wife.
Yeah definitely just like black ops 2-cel is just low self esteem
Imagine believing this when tit size is constantly on display and fakes are both obvious and reviled
>do men actually care about their height
>women dont care nearly as much as men care about height and you can get platforms instead
That's what you sound like
I have cowtits and I hate them. As soon as I can afford it I'm getting them reduced. You're lucky OP.
Do chestlets like to be bullied? My gf is a chestlet and has tit envy
I'm a 4/10 non fat man
let's looksmatch
If you post a pic of yourself its guaranteed st least 2 dudes will want to be your bf
but women do care about height a lot and platforms are not a permanent solution
Dont you fucking dare reduce them. Also post a tit pic, clothing optional
Good Simp bait. It impresses me that's original. God, this site became such a nest for manginas and orbiters. It was already bad, but now the shit is out of charts.
Lmao, tic tacs and advils cocktail. The most popular suicide method between women.
No ldrs are degenerate
Kek sounds like a good way to get my ego crushed, I've already been down this road user
Yes user that's the point
but men don't care about tit size that much
there are lots of men who like flat chests there are no women who like midgets or tiny dicks
Oh so you're just a retard. Fair enough
>No ldrs are degenerate
I'm a richfag we can easily meet
If I wasn't worried about it affecting my ability to breastfeed and it wasn't 10k I would have done it already. They look ugly, they hurt and they get in the way of things.
She doesn't need a richfag, she'll have tens of thousands of orbiters and multitple 7 and 8/10s on speed dial. She's here for attention and because she keeps saying "no" to men.
>tfw they don't make bras small enough
>get pokies without one
Feels bad dood.
Only if you move to England user but if you're a richfag you're already out of my league
Imagine unironically believing this
I live in England. If you are not fat I'll shag you from behind.
Don't be silly, the world is full of dudes who prefer butts over boobs.
Also, are we talking completely flat or like atleast a 'decent' a cup?
Aslong as your chest doesn't look like that of a 9 year old and there's a bit of curve, you're good.
based english gentleman
Do you have a discord? Lets be internet friends.
Why are you so thirsty simpy simpy?
There's no need.
A girl is a boy with special needs.
She has coochie and you have a cock.
And from what I know fluids fracture the rock.
So why come forth and break your penis?
Oh simpy simpy you were better as a fetus.
Treat like a human being not a treasure.
She is flat, no pressure.
Remember simpy, and know it well, women are just dickless men.
Chestlets are not real women.
It's gonna be okay vivi
That's because you are not a woman and will never pass
what's your bra size? seems inconvenient desu
t. massive chest
i didnt post dis but thank u user
Thats a cute dance is that you?
24A. It's really expensive to get ones that fit so I usually end up wearing ones that don't. But oh well.
Be my wife? You sound so hot.
i was hoping i'd be able to lure you out tho
i miss u
your vocaroo threads were always nice to come across after a hard day
I dunno user. I don't even know you.
if you ever consider getting implants i hope the plastic surgeon slaps the shit out of you with a silicone boob
>tfw fat and chestlet
is there anything worse
REMINDER
It is entirely possible to naturally cause breast growth simply by inducing lactation. By pumping frequently for a few weeks, lactation begins without pregnancy. On the other hand, domperidone induces lactation immediately.
Once lactating, the breasts will continue to produce milk so long as pumping is consistent, and the breasts will increase in size to account for the growing milk production. So long as pumping increases milk will increase, and so long as milk increases, breast size increases. It's that easy, there's literally no excuse to be a chestlet in 2020.
They're too expensive and would look stupid on my frame anyway.
good because youre cute just the way you are
now be my chestlet gf please
Don't get implants. You're cute as is.
user can you stop, she just ghosted you never do that again it's embarrassing
Hi l me too, OP. But it's okay, my bench press is progressing fast. We're all gonna make it
i just miss her bro..
>implying i would ever be a loser virgin from Yas Forums gf
It's okay femanon, I love petite insecure girls.
Can i post my titties and you guys rate it for me?
I doubt any anons are even from my country though.
They look weird anyway I won't don't worry.
Stop trying to make me look bad it's mean.
Rate my nipples please nons be gentle
>I doubt any anons are even from my country though.
please move to america just so i can rest my head on your midget titties
Very hot post timestamp I don't believe you
how is the situation of your feet?
Aparently it wasn't original enough huh weird
nah user im not gay i just did it for the luls also my body is like Tony soprano's
LEAVE THE FUCKIN CHEESE WHERE IT IS
That's kinda far away user.
I dunno what you're asking. They're pretty small too but I guess that's to be expected.