Ryofag making the thread edition

What do people say about your waifu that really makes you and her feel horrible?

Her face is long because she's so smart

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hi kiwifarms poster, get out of our thread.

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Pushing waifu into the bed with your violent thrusts, and a hand on her neck.

Basically any insult, whether joking or not.
It really sucks, but Rei is just one of those things.
I wouldn't assault Rei like that. Unless she likes it, anybody who does things like that don't deserve the little love they might be getting

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>It really sucks
Honestly, I've had a waifu before and the constant insults her and I were getting made my physically ill

When people don't look deeper into her and they just call her a bitch. Of course, by definition, they're not wrong, but there's clearly a lot more going on with her.

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How can a post with so little words sound so much like something from r/waifuism

Those were bad times

I've never gotten physically ill, but I have felt a heartburn start to come on an particularly bad days.
That's kind of the running metatheme between all of the characters.
To a passing inlooker, Rei is just a creepy autist, Asuka is just a bitch, Shinji is a pussy, Misato is dumb and irresponsible, etc.
I feel like that was the point though

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It's no fun, at all. I even used to run programs that would notify me when her name was mentioned on the boards.

>I feel like that was the point though
It absolutely is, and we do stuff like this all the time, but the only difference is that in real life, we don't get someone's backstory explained to us, we just know how they are on a surface level. It pains me to say, but if I met Asuka any other way, I would've thought she were a cunt and had nothing to do with her.
Why would you willingly want to make yourself feel like shit like that?

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I love you, my beautiful Bismarck. I wish I could have easened the burden of commanding a whole fleet just by yourself and enabled you to show your true feelings and emotions. Maybe you wouldn't have been forced to sacrifice yourself if you had someone to support you at all times? Either way, I'm there for you now, know, that I will help you overcome your past

There was a similar question a few threads ago, but I'm answering it again:
Many say, that she is just a clone of Enterprise and that Sovetskaya Rossiya, a newer character, is a clone of both of them. It hurts me to read something like that, cause they don't even look that similar and Bismarck is a way better developed character than both of them.
And of course any sexual comments, that's why I don't even look through comments under pictures of her anymore

>For those whose waifus canonically died, from which point in the story is your image of her?

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>We do stuff like this all the time
Everybody we meet is only half the person we think they are. The "3 Masks" philosophy is correct in many situations.
>At what point
The week before Rei II was killed by Armisael.

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>Why would you willingly want to make yourself feel like shit like that?
Because I became so protective of her, I would even feel shit if somebody said something bad about her. It all became a rather unhealthy thing and I felt depressed a lot.
but your waifubros made a lot of it worth it as well.

>And of course any sexual comments, that's why I don't even look through comments under pictures of her anymore
Oh dear, don't even get me started on this. There were boards were she got sexualized a lot and that really hurt.

>For those whose waifus canonically died, from which point in the story is your image of her?
Huh, that's a hard one. I imagine her from the end of End of Evangelion after being reborn. Its kinda weird to think about, really.
>The "3 Masks" philosophy is correct in many situations
Definitely.

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Ive allways crushed after women who had their shit together and thats probably the reason why im this happy rn
Since i tried self improvement just to impress my oneitis i ended up with a pretty nice phisique.
I dont really love her now but Mahiru just really keeps my drive to keep improving going.

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>So protective of her
Yeah, I get that. I try to avoid acting on my impulses to try to protect her since the way I'm doing it right now is just fine.
>Sexual comments
Those are the absolute worst.
God I hate perverts like that, I don't even want to give them the thought

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Godspeed Reifag, don't turn into the shitty waifufag I once was.

If i had to think of some downsides to mahiru then id have to say it sucks shes not a martial artist or something like that

I love a woman who can kick my ass.

Also, ( pet peeve but) she dosent wear thigh highs or stockings. Those are always a plus!

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Despite being unassertive and clingy, I'm always heavily protective of her, I want her to be ok. She wouldn't like all the worrying about her. I guess maybe it comes from depending on her? It makes sense for me to want her to be ok, since that would mean she'd be headstrong enough to look out for me. I don't want to make it sound like I'm completely dependent on her, I just feel like she knows best.
>I love a woman who can kick my ass.
God that's patrician.

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>Her hand came down, but Scott caught it easily. Smiling at her, to Asuka's total shock, he pushed her delicate fingers into her mouth and swallowed it, pulling her hand right into his throat. Asuka could only watch with horror as Scott slowly slurped down her arm, making soft moans as he swallowed. She could feel the hot, throbbing inside of his throat surrounding her hand, pulling her deeper towards his belly. Terrified, Asuka cried out to Scott. "Stop! I'll do anything you want, just stop!"

>Asuka's plea sounded completely foreign coming from her, and for a moment, Scott's urges dulled down despite how tasty his frequent tormentor's skin was. As his mouth started to loosen around her arm, the german girl's scared expression turned to flushed anger as she knew her perverted attacker was loyally listening to her order. There was no way that insecure child would...

>Asuka yelped as her head doubled forward after Scott took a massive gulp, taking in the rest of her delicious arm. Looking at Asuka's vulnerable expression change, the boy remembered all the times she picked on him at every chance she had, and how she generally made his life more miserable. He didn't want her to feel dominant over him ever again. There was only one way to dominate her, and the new urges inside him showed him the way.

>"W-wait! Idi...Scott, STO-!" The fiery pilot tried in vain to use her damsel facade to save her skin, but her victim was enjoying the smell of it too much to care. Her pleas were cut short as Scott brought his lips over her head, sucking on thick, red bunches of her shampoo enriched hair. In between deposits of saliva entering her mouth, Asuka abandoned her pleading innocence and started angrily shouting in her native tongue, cursing out the loser trying to make a meal out of her.

>Scott chuckled in arousal, knowing Asuka was completely at his will, and decided to secure his catch and roommate. He sunk his hands into her ass cheeks, eliciting a shriek from within his filled mouth, and hoisted her up, pushing her shoulders and the rest of her long, billowing hair down his wet, dislodged jaw. Excess saliva cascaded down his lips and spilled on the clean tiles of the locker room. Asuka's hands grasped and twitched for invisible salvation, before they clasped into whitened fists in furious agony.

>Unable to breathe otherwise due to Asuka's head descending his chest cavity, Scott inhaled with his nose, getting another fresh scent of the german's heavenly smelling, clean body. He wondered if scnitzel smelled anything close to the girl, but he surely doubted they tasted as great as she did. The child halted his thoughts as Asuka's persistently wiggling body threatened to upset his balance. Her modest breasts had already graced his lips in the meantime, leaving her waist, shapely butt, and legs to take in.

>Down below, Scott's shirt stretched with the shape of his expanding belly, Asuka's head slightly distinct in the surface. The boy was grateful at how much it didn't require him to strip down to take in his new female diet. The element of surprise was his and the future was looking bright for the hungry fifteen year old, less so for the healthy supply of beautiful girls working at NERV.

10/10 you're doin good lad

Yep, theres this girl in the third game thats an aikido expert
Annnnd i also want to exist between her thighs and stuff

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>First, he needed to finish this obstacle, the girl who was the source of most of his current pain. Ironically, she was the source of his current pleasure, both in taste and her aggressive defeat. She continued to scream from within his stomach, an "idiot" or two heard faintly in her rambling crossed between two languages. Scott fell back onto the bench aligning the lockers, pushing the struggling german's waist and half of her rear into his gullet. With her smooth ass rested on his lips, the gluttonous boy lightly bit into the flesh with his teeth, as if he could pop and let the air out of the twin balloons. Asuka's legs jerked and twitched from the sensation in a restricted motion, unable to display her intense anger.

>Satisfied, Scott gripped her clean, muscular legs, and shoved her ass down his throat in a quick motion. Asuka's body was curling up in Scott's tight stomach, revealing the sharper curves she left on his own smooth, hairless belly skin. He poked the girl's protruding head with another muffled giggle, causing it to shift and turn, massaging him and burning more of her hair as it traveled against the acidic squishy walls. The feet of his prey sat in his open mouth as he mentally prepared to send Asuka Langley Soryu to her final resting place. In his mind flashed the first time he saw her. He was delighted that her body, her most useful resource, was going to be his forever.

>He gulped, and Pilot Soryu's career ended in an instant.

wait bro wtf

UH OOOH! I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS /waifu/!!!!!

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>"Asuka...settle down for once..." Scott tried to get comfortable, leaning his back onto the flat lockers, belching to relieve some tension and limit his meal's oxygen. "I don't think I have anything else to say to you, but...I guess I am kind of a pervert, heh." Scott politely confessed his motivation, which didn't give much comfort to the girl tightly wrapped in his belly, who twitched and turned in the sack as best she could.

>As Asuka struggled in her last fight for survival, The /waifu/ boy's thoughts already jumped to his next meal, and an obvious pale, pixelated, brown-haired choice came up.

>The question was, did he want to give Asuka company or enjoy her lone struggles down to her last breath?

>To Scott, two girly masses piled on top of each other in his stomach sounded wonderful, but Asuka was a special case. He wanted her alone and vulnerable as she digests, and while Chara would surely rile her up into another entertaining fit, imagining the quick-tempered girl's spirit dwindle away inside of him aroused the boy to no end.

I LOVE THESE CUTIES SO MUCH!! JUST LOOK AT THEM!

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Okayyy i might have a thigh problem
But i just think that the legs are the best part of a girl * the ass also counts as legs*
I might have a fetish or something. Am i going insane, IS THIS NORMAL!?

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>He looked at the door and thought of potential hiding places, excluding any potentially populated areas. The closest was a closet at the opposite end of the wing, but the risk of encountering any person easily able to escape in the long hallway was high. Scott started to panic until he saw the shower stalls in the room. It wasn't risk free, but without any other choices, he resigned to the cliche.

>Getting on his feet, his Asuka-bulge sagged against his belly, almost contently until Asuka's fists impacted the surface.

>"Asuka, p-please...a tantrum won't get you your way...ever again." Scott winced and expelled a soft burp, trying to heft the bulge up in his hands, groping Asuka's ass through the shirt and belly skin. As he tried to center his balance and Asuka's weight, he noticed the switch on his wrist. Curiously, he activated it and his shirt instantly sunk back in, tightening around Asuka's curled form until every single limb was explicitly visible. "T-That should calm you down." The skintight bulge couldn't twitch to react, simply swaying from his middle and occasionally growling from digestion beginning to set in. Of course, the claustrophobic girl's screaming, which was slowly breaking down into wailing, was audible, pleasing the boy even if his timid, wincing face wasn't showing it.

I LOVE THESE CUTIES SO MUCH!! JUST LOOK AT THESE HOTTIES!!

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I LOVE THESE CUTIES SO MUCH!! JUST LOOK AT THESE QUEENS!

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I LOVE THESE CUTIES SO MUCH!! JUST LOOK AT THESE CUPCAKES!

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Holy shit lmao. What a show. I once had a super huge hit of inspiration to write a story about Hans beating Mirai because she didn't wear his diapers, but I decided that'd be too fucked up to write and post.
>Charafag
I should've known. Still, I find this hilarious.

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This went from funny to really fucking weird now, I take that back...

>not hard vore
meh

My love for her keeps growing by the day!
I checked around a bit, it was interesting to see. Pic related was interesting.
Lmao what is this holy hell, unironically laughing.
I don't really care about insults towards her other people might say, the more common ones don't really look too deep into her.
How long did it take you to write this holy shit lmfao.

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I LOVE THESE CUTIES SO MUCH!! JUST LOOK AT THESE BEAUTIES!

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>He stumbled over to one of the many shower curtains, fingers tapping against Asuka's head imprint casually. Whipping a set open, he sat at the edge of the tiny bench in the corner and prepared to endure a hopefully short, but enjoyable gurgly end of his former wife.

>On the other side of the locker room, the door slid open and in stepped Gabriel Muttingson, intent on simply changing into his school outfit, and proceeding to travel to his apartment to rest until he was needed. He noticed Asuka's plugsuit sprawled on the floor, giving it an empty gaze before opening his own locker. Scott tried to remain motionless, muffling a moan from the little movements his first meal made. Peeking out from the opening of the curtain, Gabe was pulling his tighty whities on, his rear prominently bigger than Scott's. The boy started to drool and wondered if he could secure his catch now with a few words from behind the curtain. If he asked Gabe to wait for him in the lobby, chances are he'd stay put until NERV closed. The curtain was all that was hiding his deed, but he didn't need to see him to listen, right?

>"Gabe..." Scott called out in a restrained, gentle voice. He hugged his stomach to prevent any sudden movements from Asuka. Gabe flinched as the boy unexpectedly revealed his presence in the room, but he quickly returned to his neutral emotional state.

One of these days i just gotta draw myself getting sandwiched by mahirus legs

Im a good artist btw

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I LOVE THESE CUTIES SO MUCH!! JUST LOOK AT THEM TOGETHER!!

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>Im a good artist btw
post

Hey Charafag, I'll give a piece of advise: stop referring to the characters as "the (adjective) (noun)" or whatever. I've seen a lot of writers do this shit, and personally I find it awkward. There's much better ways to write your dialogue tags.
>Gabriel Muttingson
Oh fuck, did he just dox Gabe?

>"Scott?" Gabe looked around for the boy, finding nothing. "Where are you?"

>"I'm in the shower..." Scott saw his shadow start to approach the curtain. "W-wait! I'm...not dressed!" he quickly added. Gabe's silhouette halted and turned back as he returned to fastening his undies. After a few awkward seconds, he broke the silence. "Is there something you need?"

>"...Actually, yes. I need to discuss something important concerning /waifu/..." Scott jumped to the one field of knowledge he's be comfortable assisting him with. "Can you wait in the lobby for me?"

>Gabe continued dressing, leaving the boy in suspense on if his buttbuddy was going to fall right into his hands, and hopefully his mouth soon after. He started to imagine how the enigmatic poster would react to being eaten by the boy he might've considered a friend, remaining unsure if he'd accept such a bizarre end or reveal a deeply hidden fight-or-flight instinct.

I might have been hyping myself up by saying i was a good artist...
Im really enjoying the thread btw

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>"Understood." Gabe responded after tucking his shirt in. "Do you know why Pilot Soryu's plugsuit is on the floor?"

>"N-No, it was there when I arriURRRP" Scott clasped his mouth shut at the gaseous interruption, terrified of how Gabe would react. His stomach tightened further from the release, robbing Asuka of more space and oxygen. Her struggles began anew as Scott tried to contain them.

>"I suggest you alter your diet, Scott." Gabe lectured passively before briskly walking out of the room, thankfully unaware. Scott chuckled at the lecture, knowing full well he had no intention of changing back to a regular cuisine. The steel spectre would come to understand that, first hand.

>The 15-year-old breathed a sigh of relief as his forthcoming dish left the room, his focus shifting back to the angry morsel packed tight in his belly. By now, the gurgly symphony of the acids pumping into the chamber blocked out most of Asuka's dwindling threats. Scott had to admire the girl's determination, but he was still more than glad to be the one to be the last witness and judge of Asuka's pointless rage.

whos this absolute unit

that's a cool lookin' dude

>"I-I've cooked for you every day since you came to Toyko-3...it's only fair that you be the first, Asuka." The taunt sounded a little awkward to him, but this was his only chance to rub it in. As the groaning went on, the contour of his tight belly softened, starting from the bottom as the german's legs melted down gradually. Again, to her credit, the college graduate preteen continued to gasp out cries of agony and lame threats to nobody at this point instead of giving in to a loser's impenetrable organ. Sighing, Scott started to lose patience with her, and in a moment of brass assertion, decided to take it into his own hands.

>"S-Sorry, Asuka *urrp* but the more I think of Gabe, the more I want him. I need..." He clutched Asuka's dwindled head bulge and gave a rough push. After a few seconds, the light exertion came through, and Miss Soryu pulped into an indistinguishable mush. "...to make some room."

>Scott smiled and sighed as he wiped his sweaty face, with fatigue setting in from the relief of such a climax. It was beyond the pleasure of an orgasm, which was most likely the key difference of the world he now lived in. Power surged through him as his first climax made him finally realize that this paradise was truly tailor made for him, and everyone else was eye candy to admire and devour. He stared down at his pudgy, sloshy mess of a stomach, speaking to what was once his wife for the last time.

>"Goodbye, Asuka. I promise, you'll be the first of many."

And done.
Credit goes to "Hungry for German".
And no, I'm not Charafag.

More coming when my friend returns.

Hes an npc for an rpg campaign im making
Its called: Dark race ; shadows of vertham
This "absolute unit " is a con man known as the moonlight doctor because he can suposedly cure people with moonlight.
His name is quentin parker btw