/britfeel/

Shut tf up about your no-problems
fucking normie

Unironically go to /r/tinder and copy them
It boils down to your face really, get a good pic of that and you're ok

I'm not a normie, I am a 28 year old virgin, nearly a wizard though. Only recently started to get dates.

Only been on two before both didn't go that well. I did most of the talking in the second date, she was either nervous or didn't like me.

So why should I feel excited/hopeful when all my experiences with dates and women are bad?

cutting now just to get rid of the fluff, nothing hardcore though
gotta get that 2pl8 bench before the end of the year (18kg remaining)

based or cringe, my lads?

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Based. Taxes are for commie theives

Unbased. Billionaires and rich folk are unironically the enemy of the people. You don't need that much money and how can you sleep at night when there's children dying in the streets at no fault of their own. Granted taxation is a difficult subject - I refuse to pay tax to this current administration but if it was a different government with a different set of values and initiatives then maybe I would. In short - fuck Bezos and his ilk. And before anyone defends him - why bother? They couldn't give a fuck about you or I. We are insects to them.

would love nothing more than to see jeff bezos and bill gates locked up.

cringe, what single man needs that much money and to keep obtaining more when their fellow man is getting poorer and poorer

hey /britfit/ lad was that you who just posted on Yas Forums struggling with 73kg? I have some advice if that's you

Wealth inequality is already at sickening levels and is getting worse and worse. Tax the rich.

youtube.com/watch?v=W56g5KdqZoo

Landlord said there is nothing behind the door in my room and implied it only led to a wall. But, I'm hearing noises and it's freaking me out a bit. It's behind a huge wardrobe and I've never seen it. Is this normal?

Spakkapilled imo. He doesn't just magic that money into existence, consoomerist spakkas give it to him for
>unfulfilling material products
>shitty tv shows
>muh next day delivery
Usually the ones I hear complaining about the rich are the ones who make the rich rich.

might be a dead roastie behind there

It's all relative, most people would like to pay less tax regardless your income.

bald alex is best alex

OBAMA SOLD THE CORONAVIRUS TO THE CHINESE IN 2015!!

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Alri Peter/Edmund la

Also don't forget, he doesn't even really do anything there anymore. He just collects the excess value generated from his labourers. You know, the ones who can't afford rent or healthcare (in the US) and have committed suicide and been diagnosed with PTSD from the conditions in amazon warehouses.

>unfulfilling material products
I need earphones or I would just wither and die.

Ryan Faulk has a decent vid on billionaires and wealth inequality.

youtube.com/watch?v=QPCVGr76VME

Basically yeah, tax the rich they absolutely don't deserve the amount of wealth they have.

*starts punching down the door from the inside*

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natty god back on the mic
youtu.be/uMtEldrKC8c?t=1487

Well no one likes giving their hard earned cash away (used lightly - applying only to some situations). But it's for the benefit for all. Some people don't like that, nor do they like the idea of some who have much less than they do getting stuff for free like benefits. People get jealousy and angry very quickly and it's very sad.

when is the next meet up planned lads

That's just the cost of filling our houses and lives with pointless tat. Fuck eating the rich, starve the rich.

10 minutes round the back of asda
*cracks knuckles*

why not just open the door and have a look?

Streaming myself driving a virtual truck.
>twitch.tv/scrub_king_

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>when is the next meet up planned lads

It's been cancelled due to Coronavirus

i want to cum all over nubses bare legs

get a blueprint of the house

every meetup is a pathetic cringefest where literally nothing happens, why on earth would you want another

summer can fuck right off

>i want to cum all over nubses bare legs
gay

Thinking of arranging a souf one for May

Has nubs revealed herself?

Might host a bbq for the lads

Can't be arsed moving the wardrobe pretty sure it's just water dripping.

vocaroo.com/cYjQfYfEStA

although one of the sounds sound kind of mechanical

my life would be fine if i was born twenty years earlier. i wish i was a fucking boomer so much. curse this shitty incel life.

I am GOING to watch a film tonight and I WILL decide on what to watch before 7pm.

sounds like human noises desu

letterboxd.com/film/celine-and-julie-go-boating/

gonna buy myself a big takeaway tonight and maybe watch a movie or play some vidya. want to have a comfy night tonight desu. OR, i could catch up on my seasonal animu.

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How did you come to that conclusion? It's only because of the internet that I have been able to date woman. 20 years ago I would be an incel

Any tipping point man in?
Why have they changed the double counters and the mystery counters to black again? The double counters are usually yellow and the mystery counters are usually green. They changed them to black a few months ago but then changed them back.

Do a bit of it all.

Has noel edmunds the tv quiz show godfather passed away?

How did you get dates lad? Tinder, okcupid or just ask birds out that you meet?

Amazon seems to be getting a bit too powerful. So many people are ordering literally everything even groceries sometimes using amazon.
In the future Bezos will be emperor of humanity.

Just fucking redpill me on dating apps

>What dating apps are you using
>Are your pictures just you in your bedroom, or are you using group pictures?
>How good looking are you

Talk to me, please.

>>What dating apps are you using
Tinder
>>Are your pictures just you in your bedroom, or are you using group pictures?
pictures of me outside on my own and one from my bedroom to show how I look more recently
>>How good looking are you
Ugly (probably why I havent met anyone yet)

What's your favourite? I like the volvo FH16.
Also, beep yer horn for the lads.

I don't use dating apps but I'm gonna go out on a limb and say using photos of just you in your room is a bad idea

Not an expert but a surefire way to improve success on dating apps like tinder is to get an instagram account. Post lots of pics of you doing interesting things like holiday pics, martial arts pics, sports, having fun with friends etc... Upload them and then link them to your tinder account.

It worked for my brother and it massively improves your chances. Generally, more good and interesting pics of you doing shit and an instagram account means more matches.

Was gone for an hour. Anything happen?

any /trucklads/ here use the promods map? looks pretty good i was thinking about getting it

Not used enough of them to know desu. I've only used the volvo starter and my current scania.

>Have one (1) friend
>known him since childhood
>stopped talking for a few years
>he gets back in touch, we become fast friends again
>have an argument and stop talking to each other
>he shows up on my bday to wish me happy bday and shows up again the other day to say we need to go out for drinks
>told me he just got back from milan a few weeks ago
>"haha if you were there now you would have to self quarantine"
>read the news
>milan now under quarantine
ah fuck
was nice knowing you guys

Just been to Home Bargains and Lidl, lads. Had to be done, needed food. Anyway, a few things of note:
>people seem to be stockpiling toilet rolls, hand sanitiser, soap and Paracetamol
>people are retarded and the heaving fat cashier middle aged whale of a woman was coughing all around her without a care in the world
>jokes on them, while they're buying soap, I stocked up on 10 bags of Walkers Max Strong
Hope I don't get sick because of a bunch of stupid mongs. Loads of obese retards about my way.

Nah I've only ever tried like once to initiate conversation in a club/pub, a girl smiled at me across the bar and then moved to me to order drinks. I then started talking to her and her mate sort of like scooted in front and stopped the conversation.

For some reason Eharmony seems really easy to get dates on. pof is 2nd for me both dates were from there. Eharmony is really expensive though and a bit of a rip off. I get quite a few messages/likes on eharmony, okc, match/tinder, bumble etc all pretty dead for me. On Eharmony just say you're looking for a longer term thing when they ask.

Also with Eharmony I get a lot of blacks/poleys messaging me for some reason.

my volunteer/temp place just emailed me about my current temp work being extended. I mentioned about it being a really hard place to work at, please take my hint and pull your operative OUT

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fuck all happens lad, what do you expect to happen when an hour passes

for me it's listening to gabber while inhaling cat piss

Ah, the volvo is comfy.
Good luck out there.
*beeps horn*

Just asking mate you never know. Hows your day going?

Why does that ginger woman even have vaginal dryness? She doesn't look much older than 30 or 40

lads, I bought a big thick blanket today and I found a safety pin in my draw and I've pinned it so it's like a shawl or whatever, so fucking comfy you have no idea

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Think about the things that we should have done before
The way things are going the end is about to fall
We took the wrong step years ago
We took the wrong step years ago
We took the wrong step years ago

Look around and see the warning close at hand
Already weeds are writing their scriptures in the sand
We took the wrong step years ago
We took the wrong step years ago
We took the wrong step years ago

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>What dating apps are you using

Eharmony and pof

>Are your pictures just you in your bedroom, or are you using group pictures?

Just me on my own doing selfies. (I have no friends)

>How good looking are you

Maybe average to below average not too sure.

I've been on 2 dates and 2 more scheduled. 2 from pof and 2 from eharmony. Tinder is suicide fuel.

>stocked up on 10 bags of Walkers Max Strong
Unfathomably based, might do the same actually

*steals money from the apunicef collection tin*

Any the chase man in?
For me, it's Julie, she cute

>want to get food
>as soon as I get up it starts raining
Everytime

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bet you look like a right lil homeless vagabond, keep it up lad, stay gay

as a khv this is nice to read
what sort of age are you?
i have this idea in my head that pof and eharmony are for people who are in their late 20s early 30s and have more success in life than me
a good job for a start

Pretty weird lad ain't it. I've just been Sainsburys. There was literally no rice or pasta. I wanted a bar of soap and got one pack. After i took that there was only one left out of all brands.
What a load of dumb panic buyers.

Can't be arsed with dating apps, did tinder once and got 5/10 of the people I swiped right on but I could never actually message the people, not even anxious about it just pure can't be bothered, I just have no drive for it, maybe I should stop being so lazy and do it but it's one of the few things that makes my brain shut off when I think about it because I find it so un interesting, I also fucking hate texting I can't do it, also what the fuck do you talk to random girls about?

Any droogs man in? I'm getting some.
*runs round the thread excitedly till the droogs dilla turns up*

>look out window
>bright and sunny
>start walking
>like 3 minutes later it starts raining

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Rain doesn't stop you from going outside, your skin is waterproof.

not for outside lad, for inside. Got it on with my comfy pull over fleece, moccasin slippers and black pyjama pants, anyone comes over and it's coming right off, not getting caught wearing this looks a bit gay

Anyone ever worked in CEX? Potentially might be working there if they don't think I'm a mong.

Any insomnia anons?

>Spend hours trying to sleep
>fall asleep
>Wake up in the middle of the night anyway
>Can't get back to sleep

So let me get this straight even if I fall asleep at a good time, I wake up early and still don't get me 8-9hrs. I used to be able to sleep on weekends for like 10hrs it was heaven.

lucky buggers, I have to go out and wish it was raining

Herd mentality at its finest. There could be 1 article about a shop running out of cereal and suddenly people will be filling trolleys with Frosties