/r9gay/ - #964

are bottoms a prize for tops when tops do heroic and manly things?

Shame that heroic and manly things often involve dying.

>tfw no zoomer bf that smells like his own cummies

happiness is a sign you are content of the state with the world. It is submission

Not everyone is dependent on the world being in a good state to be happy. The world can be in the toilet for all I care as long as I can eke out a life with my future bf and my friends.

I miss meow. He kept the threads alive at least.

glad these threads are finally ending mqybe Yas Forums can recover from the gay spamming finally

They always bounce back. I'm not proud of it but I've been here long enough to see these threads "about to die" several times.

>r9gay is responsible for this
kek, delusion

its the bland af furfag, once he starves to death from lack of attention these threads will live

>tfw no hard degenerate femboy to completely abuse and dehumanize
Who is the most degenerate here? Post your worst fetishes

Holding hands in missionary.

This is all I think about when I think of my first time with a boy. I'm into some degenerate things, but not without romance.

>still haven't kissed a boy

Give me your kisses, I demand them now!

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>I'm into some degenerate things, but not without romance.
Well list them user. Don't call it degenerate if it isn't truly disgusting and borderline asylum worthy

>don't call it degenerate if it isn't truly disgusting and borderline asylum worthy
Oh they're definitely far from that. Nothing too saucy.

>Oh they're definitely far from that. Nothing too saucy.
Damn boring.
Isn't anyone left on this board who's truly an insane hedonist? Am I alone here now. Goddamnit.

try soc and lgby if you want degenracy
these are pure threads

That's just whores fucking chads, can't compete.
It's not true degeneracy. The kind you get from being raped and beaten as kid. The kind you get from being isolated and self harming and living in an asylum your entire life.
Girls like that have only ever been found here.

/soc/ is just normie tier and I'd be way too extreme for them

No idea why are you looking for that here of all places. This is probably the most vanilla thread out there.

Because gays are known degenerates.
This is how it's always been in these threads. At least it was in 2016 when I last was here a lot

anyone else just love having a pp? i play with it all the time without masturbating or being sexual. I just love feeling it and its smell and how cute and safe it looks flaccid. I want to play with another boys pp while he plays with mine but not masturbating just feeling it flaccid and admiring how cute it looks. Sort of like how boys do each others nails.

boys dont do each others nails

wdym? Are you sure you're not mistaken?

Don't reply to blatant shitposting, thank you.

What does the stock market crashing mean to someone who doesn't invest?

I wouldn't mind a masc bottom like you
Especially if you're a power bottom

>see cute guy on dating site
>bio says stuff that makes me thing we have similar interests
>we match
>send a message
>get ghosted
Why are guys like this?
I'm never getting a bf at this rate...

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it means youre missing out on some killer deals for stocks. buy low, sell high.

so i missed out on losing lots of money? biz btfo

Its because we are ugly user. No love for uggo gays ever

I saw a bunch of pinworms on my finger after rubbing my anus (because it was itchy) but i haven't eaten any medicine for it. I stopped eating a food id started eating recently and the itchiness went away in a day. Was it all a coincidence?

>pinworms
Where do you think you got them?

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I want a cute bf from Croatia!!

I'm at my bfs house rn, travelled to a different country to see him. We're constantly arguing, I've been on the verge of going home like 10 times, he's a poor NEET so we never go out and do anything. We just take turns sitting on the computer doing nothing all day, I could have done this at home.

I got my dick sucked 3 times though so there's that.

Who's paying the bills? Have you done anal yet??

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>tfw no cute neet boi to spoil while i work and cuddle him when i get back

What do you argue about? Where did you go to meet him?

That's the reality of being in a relationship. You hang out at home and watch TV or whatever. Occasionally you go out and do things but 9/10 days you don't.

>short
>pale
>like cute clothes
>collect vidya and Yas Forums stuff
>watch anime
>read history and political works
Anyone wanna bf me?

I want to make out with a top's asshole like my life depends on it

short boys are the best boys

i wish this was the consensus irl

is it wierd to like a boy only because he smells good?

Not that much.
No. Thanks.

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wdym? where are you suppose to get them?

idk, i didn't even bother to google it
like how you got them??

I would love a short boy that likes cute clothes. Short boys always end up with other short boys and not 194cm tallfags like me. :(

i would love a tall boy but they only want tall boys too :( 172cm

Not all tall boys. I will find you my short user and I will carry you to bed and cuddle you until you cum from pure bliss.

what would you do if your bf proposed to you during sex?