Most Degenerate Thing You've Ever Done

got blackout drunk on new years in a park by myself in sf lmao

Took meth and masturbated with a bunch of dildos for like, 24 hours. Yep, that's some degeneracy.

Went up to my dog and tried to make him lick my pussy. He started whining and wagging his tail but I felt too weird and stopped myself before he had a taste.

I'd be willing to bet everything that I own that you're white

I have a really fucked up one that I know most people will give me shit for.

The best part about it is that I actually enjoyed it, even though, looking back at it, it was dangerous and stupid to do, and I never would do it again.

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Just post it then nigga

Something like this except I still have mine and recently ate someone elses shit

i came here and participated. stupid fucking choice

The most degenerate thing I ever did was attend some secretive, Mexican chemsex party thrown by DL old men (and some narcos, probably). I went with an older man who used to be my 'papi' (his real name was Gonzalo) back when I was 19 years old, and that by itself is another pretty degenerate thing I did for a couple of years, which I can tell about later.

I remember him driving me through the streets of Nogales, Mexico, and at one point, I became scared. I'm from the US side, and didn't know the city: the cartel violence was already bad, and I didn't know where he was taking me, only that some of his friends were throwing an event he said I would like. We arrived at a building that looked like apartments; even outside, I could hear the faint sounds of bass and of people laughing. We climbed to the third-floor, and we got to a door with a couple of bodyguards.

>go inside with papi, turns out to be an decrepit antechamber
>it's lit by a dirty yellow light, the vibrations from the music shake the small room
>he tells me there's a dresscode (i.e. I have to be nude), while he wears only a jockstrap
>we walk to the large main room, which is all dark and lit by neon lights and strobe lights, with pop music playing real loud
>there's a full-service bar with some naked man staffing it
>the majority of the attendees are potbellied 40 or 50 year old men, some nude, others wearing jockstraps; there's a handful of younger guys, but they seem to be 'bois' like me there to provide sexual favors

A bunch of things happened that night. My papi didn't like being rimmed, being a stereotypically conservative Mexican macho man on the DL: however, he he told me he would enjoy if it I went around rimming the arses of all the other men in attendance. I rimmed at least 15 men, sucked off about 5 or 6. I nearly got raped by some insistent man, got drunk and toyed with, and afterwards, my papi introduced me to some hard drugs, and a hardcore sex session ensued.

No, I didn't get any STDs.

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Was playing vidya at a friend's house and his sister comes down from upstairs and walks into the room. Sits down on floor and starts taking her clothes off. Her brother says "ah it's good man she does it all the time"
She starts playing with herself in front of us. Her brother completely unphased. She asks me to fuck her. I ignore her but she crawls over and starts grabbing at my dick.
She sucks my dick as I'm sitting beside her brother. I had enough and fuck her all over their house. Her brother sat and played halo the whole time.

Man I want me a lonley farm girl right about now

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I've shit in the tub for 15 years, almost daily. I'm literally in the tub right now, about to shit in it. I'm too ashamed to seek help but I can't stop. It's addictive like heroin. I've read that enemas are addictive. I'll legit be killing myself soon. I'm possibly the worst human who ever lived.

Got blackout drunk by myself, threw up, fell asleep in it while cuddling the empty bottle, got up and went to work the next day and still had puke stuck to my hair.
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I promise not to tell your mom bro.
Agreed, that's pretty fucked. You still smoke meth?
Nasty but not as uncommon as I would have thought. Hope you are better.

smoked crack and let the black crack addict I was smoking with fuck me in the ass raw

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*cracks nuckles*
>on three different occassions i had accidentally sexual contact with ladybois in thailand
1. blackout drunk and took a ladyboy back to my room off the street, got dick sucked for 2 minutes and then went for the puss and realized too late
2. grinding on what i thought was a girl and it turned out to be a ladyboy. my friends watched me slap his ass and peck him on the lips. i was alerted by the cockbreath
3. accidental ladyboy off the street pt 2 but realized before any sexual contact. proceeded anyway just to "see what would happen." Couldn't stay hard knowing it was a dude so aborted mission.
>fuck girls with genital hsv-1 raw and don't tell them
>fucked 3 girls in 36 hours and got chlamydia

drunk at a party, sucked my friends dick

hard to say

>lost 12000 on a single roulette spin
>ordered 2 escorts in 1 night, didnt fuck either of them.
>the last escort flat out left and refunded me because I was so fucked up on drugs
>bought 'drugs' off a crackhead but he robbed me
>tried buying more drugs the same night off another crackhead (his friend incidentally), got robbed again
>threw up on a girls kitchen floor
etc. etc..

excuse me
WHAT THE HELL
user DID HE EVER EXPLAIN

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cheated on a girl with a girl with the same first and last name

Went to an orgy I found on craigslist casual encounters and jerked off a trap while she was getting spit roasted.

It was a great night.

I dabbed once. I also tried to figure out how to do that floss dance, although I eventually gave up.

Btw to follow up

>im in big boy debt, 50k or so
>ive had at least 50 degenerate alcohol stories I dont even wanna remember them.
>worst is probably I shit and vomited all down myself completely blacked out
>spent all night roaming around the city centre
>shit all over
>vomit all over
>too incoherent to understand what anyone was saying to me
>why the fuck wasnt I put in the drunk tank
>im trying to get off drugs
>trying to stop gambling
>etc

Drugs and alcohol is the main vice of my life. Ive only been on a 4 day bender sandwiched inbetween 20 days in the last 20 days so its going alright. need to keep it up

Oh yeah I just remembered something mega degen I did like a month ago

>Went to dnb rave
>found a random after party
>some 600 year old house full of 30 plus year olds
>im 24
>theyre all sniffing ketamine
>im just laid out on mdma
>i fall asleep on the sofa
>theyre all laid around me sharing a sofa
>they pick me up by my arms and legs and move me
>onto a different sofa
>so i can sleep in peace

thankfully they werent rapists.

>Weed man not replying, go down to 6th street at night and ask around
>Find white guy with dreads who tells me he's homeless after I get him in my car to take me to his weed guy
>Pull up to the house after 40 minutes of driving in the worst ghetto I've ever seen,, guy isn't there
>Drive by some negroes smoking blunts at a bus stop, he tells me to pull over
>I buy a pack of blunts while behind the wheel, take two huge hits like I'm cool
>Start getting way too high
>It's spice
>Black out while they check my pulse to make sure I'm alive
>Ask homeless white guy I just met to drive back into the city, black guy asks for a ride, I can't speak still
>While he's driving I open the car door and puke, I look back at the dashboard and can see every molecule and atom that makes up the dashboard
>Get back to town and drop black guy off
>Feeling better so I drive again, drop white guy off
>"Hey just so you know, that guy stole your money and your gold plasma lighter" (I had 60 bucks, lighter was 50)
>Tell him it's all good, still have the blunts full of spice
>Get home the next day, take one hit of the spice and instantly puke again
>Spend the next two weeks getting high on spice

I used to have a piss fetish, and would piss on my face in the bathtub.

>jerk off in a wooded area of a park
>Sexted on MSN with some crazy MILF I met on last.fm, this was in 2010. She had a husband, apparently

That's about it

The STD stuff is worse than the ladyboy stuff.
Hot desu. Do you feel like that decision affected you long term?
You friend absolutely fucked his sister.
Shameful, but not beyond hope. Imagine your family figuring out you killed yourself because you were addicted to booty baths.
Glad you are doing better-ish. Long road ahead.
Never tried spice, shit like this makes me glad.
THE GVLDEN VNE

I've done that too. Berkeley though, not sf.

Also public masturbation.

lol, I jacked off in the woods behind my grandma's house. Just sat there looking at the cum for a good minute wondering why I just did that. Felt kinda primal.

Haha, I don't think the decision affected me in the long term. I wasn't traumatized by it, and enjoyed the party. Me and that older man stayed together as FWBs for about two years afterwards.

Probably joining a bath house, letting my membership lapse, and then paying full price for another year.
Basically it was a gay sex club.
I also learned in most likely to want gay sex on Tuesday, because that's the day they closed.

Good to know as a 40 year old there is a non-zero chance I can still pull some cute twink. What drugs did you do?

Gave mom a kid at her request. No relationship just what it took to get a kid.

I spanked myself before. Not as fun as I was expecting.

Please tell me you talked dirty to yourself too lmao.
Your own mom?

Where can I meet papi

Begged someone over discord to meet me somewhere so they could cannibalize me.
Still have that as a fetish.

lmfao that is so degenerate my first reaction was to laugh. Do you mean getting someone to nibble on your forearm or literally eat you dead

Got drunk with some buddies in high school and one walked in on me jacking off. He threatened to kill me with his machete

I also stuck a tip of a carrot up my ass out of curiosity. Didn't much care for it. I have coomed to gay and trap porn before though. I am deeply ashamed of all these things. I have also coomed in a room with someone there before a few times without them noticing, like defusing a bomb.

Pretty much everything im ashamed of stems from cooming in some way or another

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I once messed around with a girl who said she had a blackmail fetish so she provided me with some nudes and we got started. Things went south real fast.. Turns out she actually was fucked up perverted and got her to admit she was a pedo, make her describe how she'd use an 8 year old girl for me and verified it by comparing pictures and it made her wet as fuck. Eventually she got so spooked and paranoid she didn't realise it was all a game and suddenly went in hiding by deleting all her social media like kik and kikebook. I think she's pretty much mentally scarred and waiting for the day this catches up with her. Ended up with fucking blackmail fetish because it was hot.

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He said cannibalize, that means consume you fucking moron.

Jacked off with my friend's grandma's panties while sleeping in her bed. This was when she was away and me and my friend were watching her house. She was and still is insanely hot for a gilf.

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I mean to slowly eat me alive, and with no pain relief.

Yes my own, not like somebody else's.

>Drugs are the root of the most degenerate actions.
Fuck why. Even if I take my drugs like a man and stay coherent things start getting fucked up, real quick, real bad. It's a unverisal magnet or something.

one day I saw a couple sitting on a picnic table and I was in such a bad mood I jumped on top and brapped in their faces then ran away home, they deserved it

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Fapped to a trap's asshole on Omegle.

Not even gay but I was desperately horny and he had on a wig and girly clothing.

its like i typed this

fuck.

why do you regret it? did you like the validation at the time?

>be depressed loner
>meet a drug dealer
>start moonlighting as a pot dealer for him
>drug dealers gangster friends teach me i was hanging out with the wrong crowd, and am clingy and codependent
>fast forward two years
break off toxic relationships
>never would have been able to do that before
>move
>drop out of school
>get a job that pays $15/h+
>more happy single than ive been my entire life

My teachers lied anons, drop out and sell drugs

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what job? did you have experience before?

Im not revealing personal info, robot. Im also sober now :3

what? just say the job title??

Entry level work in a dangerous environment.

Alabama? Also why? Those kids are gonna have 8 toes and autism.

you would have regretted that shit really fuckin fast lmao

Time for tomato soup man