Personal omnipotence wwyd

You wake up one day and find out you can bend reality to your whim. Snapping your fingers not only lets you snooze your alarm for 1 hour but also literally tuns back the sun and clocks around the world. Institute mandatory yoga pants and high heels days once a month or would go around messing with insta girls?

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id probably just pause time, travel space and try to find other beings

Ask God if its cool if its cool for me to be omnipotent before I get rekt

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>Create basketball sized copy of earth humans and all and place it on my desk of decoration
>7 billion people are now forced to watch as i stroke my dick to hentai or fuck my gf in the skybox
>Bend her over the the planet during so her tits flash the planet
>She has no clue that her nipples the size of spain are causing mass panic and erection
>The entire world watches in panic as her boobs narrowly miss the planet any time they swing by
>Make an alt account for the copy just to read the news and social media reactions on the copy of earth
>Shitpost on b and reveal myself as god
>laugh about how my gfs tiddies are bigger than the planet they live on because i am a degenerate and i find that funny

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Omnipotence would get boring pretty fast so I would probably just create a earth where I was born with better luck and was destined to meet a good friend as a kid and then start that life and erase my memories.

this except a futuristic space utopia
full of space drugs and space anime that can spoonfeed me meaning

>they secretly dedicate entire countries to synthesizing a single lethal dose of a toxin that they launch at you while you're sleeping

>Make everyone physically attractive and fit/healthy versions of themselves and make it very easy to maintain
>Give people resistance to extreme heat and cold
>Immediately make nudism compulsory

Based, the right way to do it

If you honestly had that much power, why would you even give a shit about women? You could literally just create your own perfect concubines. Literally obessing over women with that much power is absolutely pathetic.