You wake up one day and find out you can bend reality to your whim. Snapping your fingers not only lets you snooze your alarm for 1 hour but also literally tuns back the sun and clocks around the world. Institute mandatory yoga pants and high heels days once a month or would go around messing with insta girls?
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id probably just pause time, travel space and try to find other beings
Ask God if its cool if its cool for me to be omnipotent before I get rekt
>Create basketball sized copy of earth humans and all and place it on my desk of decoration
>7 billion people are now forced to watch as i stroke my dick to hentai or fuck my gf in the skybox
>Bend her over the the planet during so her tits flash the planet
>She has no clue that her nipples the size of spain are causing mass panic and erection
>The entire world watches in panic as her boobs narrowly miss the planet any time they swing by
>Make an alt account for the copy just to read the news and social media reactions on the copy of earth
>Shitpost on b and reveal myself as god
>laugh about how my gfs tiddies are bigger than the planet they live on because i am a degenerate and i find that funny
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Omnipotence would get boring pretty fast so I would probably just create a earth where I was born with better luck and was destined to meet a good friend as a kid and then start that life and erase my memories.
this except a futuristic space utopia
full of space drugs and space anime that can spoonfeed me meaning
>they secretly dedicate entire countries to synthesizing a single lethal dose of a toxin that they launch at you while you're sleeping
>Make everyone physically attractive and fit/healthy versions of themselves and make it very easy to maintain
>Give people resistance to extreme heat and cold
>Immediately make nudism compulsory
Based, the right way to do it
If you honestly had that much power, why would you even give a shit about women? You could literally just create your own perfect concubines. Literally obessing over women with that much power is absolutely pathetic.
masturbate then sleep
I would stop time then spend a couple month not existing.
thanks for the warning dude ill prepare for that
No problem dude you always have to think of contingencies when you're dealing with omnipotence and its consequences
Don't wanna monkey's paw yourself
truly this is a brah moment
>stop time
>a couple months of nonexistence
You realize if you both stopped time and stopped existing there would be no way to measure a month, right? If you at least continued existing and kept yourself in time you could measure time by your metabolic rate or the speed of your thoughts without having to use celestial objects as a metric. But if time stopped entirely you'd be stuck in that nonexistence state eternally. This is what I'm talking about when it comes to monkey's pawing yourself. What you should do is create a pocket universe that has a lifeless planet orbiting a star to serve as your pocketwatch. To achieve a similar effect, once it reaches one full orbit or a portion of a full orbit time in your universe would resume again.
>Omnipotence would get boring fast
You can do anything including control what you think is fun or remove your ability to be bored in the first place.
As for me I would LARP as the christian GOD and actually fuck up people who break the commandments.
Sadistic omnipotence is so basic bitch
REBUILD THE WORLD AND CREATE A NEW ONE FROM THE ASHES OF THE OLD!!
THIS WORLD NEEDS MORE MONSTER GIRLS GOD DAMMIT!
IT'S GONNA HAVE LAMIAS AND CATGIRLS.
HUMANS FUCKING SUCK AND NEED EXTRRRA ERRADICATION
I'M GONNA MOTHERFUCKING COOM ON THIS EARTH AND BESTOW UPON IT NUCLEAR FIRE!
NOT A SINGLE FUCKING THING WILL REMAIN. YOU WILL ALL DIE VIRGINS lol.
Stop the expansion of the universe so matter exists forever.
>fiery irradiated ejaculate
>not a cleansing vaginal flood
We're on different sides of the same team
Most evil poster ITT
Although actually even then the transition from existence to nonexistence and back again would be instantaneous for you, because relative to your universe all events in that universe would occur simultaneously. So as a further measure you'd have to somehow anchor your consciousness to the pocket universe while also letting in as little sensory interference as possible. It's not true nonexistence though, I'm sorry. It's not possible for true nonexistence to have a duration as far as I know but someone can (respectfully, I'll throw an autistic fit otherwise) challenge me on that if they want.
I had personal omnipotence or the omnipotence I would enslave people and rake the dough while they suffer like some people do.
Maybe strong-armed a few euthanasia for people I don't like that have caused me problems.
Most of all my number one priority would be making money.
>go back in time
>rob a bank
>invest in bitcoin
>bet on fighters I know will win in boxing/mma
>live ez NEET life forever
restore Rome
Step one: Snap fingers and attain perfect self
All illusions, unknowing, and habits of mind instantly erased and replaced with perfectly balanced omiscience. The body loses its distortions and tensions and assumes a state of perfect health and balance.
Attempting anything else before this vital first step would be folly.
1. Create a Manhattan/Hong Kong sized island where I am the sole human inhabitant. I'd have a nice place on the beach where I can live in total isolation.
2. Make another island that has all of the things I always had to do with other people. Movie theater's, theme parks, carbon copies of landmarks (or go to the actual place and force everyone out). All with appropriate staff who will do whatever I want. I could enjoy Disneyland in peace without lines or loud people, or Mount Everest without instagramers being obnoxious and holding a line at the summit.
3. Create an island or pocket universe where time flows differently. I'd create a nation of island inhabitants and become their god. I'd create a harem of island women who will please me however I want. Time would be moving at my command so whenever I leave it would stop or something.
4.Eat/drink whatever I want, and live with total freedom. No government has reign over me.
I'd kill all jews and landlords
I would become the god of lust, and make everyone fuck everyone and everything without taboos or STDs
BASED. GOOD LVCK.
Genocide everyone who doesn't have blue eyes. They're all demons, dark eyed demons.
inb4 "look at this blue eyed bigger!"
He was forgiven by God and is allowed to live.
Grow another set of arms like I'm fuckin machamp. He doesn't fuck around.
Fuck with a lot of women by controlling how they look as a ghost in the room
>My choice of clothes come to life and force itself on
>Hair brush grows their hair to the proper length
>I pull out their ass so that it's nice and juicy.
>I rub their belly to get it nice and skinny
>Make out with them to give them a perfect set of teeth and they get compelled to go along with it
>Fuck with her all day like masturbating her while she's in class.
Give myself Immortality, and unrestricted regeneration kinda like deadpool, then just send myself back to the beginning of earth when it was first habitable and document everything.
Because honestly its either that or just alter the very fabric of the laws of reality and nature to make magic actually possible, and not parlor trick magic the cool throwing fireballs and lightning kind.
Bfreeze time and stop my aging a persue a monk life to learn my purpose. Once done I'll continue time and go about achieving my goal.
I already have this power and I pretty much just ignore it.
First thing I would do is see if there is a higher being that wont want me fuckin with shit (I'd still probably do it anyway). I wouldn't end world suffering because it exists for a reason; So people can learn to mature and become a good person. I'd just add a happy ending to alot of peoples stories who are deserving of it.
why would you do that when you can literally just spawn money
I'd tell everyone, prove my power, sit down - do nothing, ever - then deafen all sound emittance and deny physical entry within 250ft of me.
>Omnipotence would get boring pretty fast
thats why you're here in the first place
if i had omnipotence i'd conquer the planet and create a world based on freedom, justice, and equality in which all people are equal
kill myself instantly and painlessly
Light Australia on fire again and watch it burn
I would
1. Give myself a house.
2. Create my vision of my ideal girl and grant her sentience and give her small power, like manifesting food, and telekinesis.
3. Would attempt to court her because forcing her to love me isn't real love.
4. if she accepts me and loves me then I've made it bros.
5. ???
6. Profit.
based, especially by acknowledging the impossibility of it without godlike power, and using that power to do it anyway
Every world government is libertarian.
pedophiles are all dead.
people are happy in their marriages.
criminals rapists murderes ect all go pray to god for forgiveness and then kill themselves.
I go around the world finding people who i can help. I create engines that allow us to get to other solar systems. I terraform planets ect.
i super fund historical research, I go back in time and find lost civilizations and historyical data.
Finally I find a fembot whos willing to put up with me shaking violently at physical contact due to anxiety from being molested. one who undersstands im very nervous about sex and intimacy but I crave closeness.
Rural montana mountain lodge or space house or something with my qt as we hold eachother.
the end.
I'd make myself forget her.
1. disable all technology
2. start spawning kaiju monsters + other fantasy shit randomly
3. give few people magic/supernatural abilities (basic ones)
4. spawn myself as an unaware of my omnipotence pleb that has incredible magic affinity // if i die i awake as an omnipotent being again with all my memories
5. adventure time
1. Spawn a harem of lolis and shotas around me who constantly fuck me
2. Order a global competition where families put forth their daughter to compete who is the most degenerate and serving to me, the winning family will get a nice house and compensation. Competitions will include who can eat a bowl of horse shit the fastest, who can cum the quickest from me breathing on them, who will blindly follow any and every order the best. Who is the most masochistic, who is the most fucked up etc.
I dream every night of this scenario.
>can bend reality
>wastes time thinking about instagram girls
jesus, you incels have no imagination
Real fuckin classy
I keep living my life as usual only now if a problem comes up I can just snibidi snab :DDDD it away.
Annihilate everyone and then replace them with an exact perfect clone of themselves.
Give everyone I hate tastebuds in weird places. (Like between their fingers or behind their ears)
Announce my presence to the world through mass telepathy then take a big fat shit, teleport it 500 feet below the ice in a specific geo location in antarctica and tell the world scientists to dig for proof of my power.
Do all the basic shit everyone would do. Free muney. Better life etc.
I will make hobbies of finding a handful of wannabe rich folk at the local starbucks each day, and make it nigh impossible to make their order while wasting all of their time.
Then, once their rage is boiling, make various funny hahas at their expense via slapstick level comedy. (Then bless the baristas that had to deal with this shit good fortune)
Etc etc
>give myself biological immortality but with no adverse effects to my brain or consciousness
>remodel my physical appearance so I'm a Chad
>create a pocket dimension where it's always summer, I'm the absolute king and all my needs and wishes are taken care of by a harem of anime girls
>create a rule where, if I die a violent or otherwise age-unrelated death, I immediately reappear inside my pocket dimension, unharmed
Then comes the interesting stuff.
>compile a list of thousands of interesting fictional worlds from video games, anime, manga, TV shows, books, what have you
>make them into reality and create a different parallel universe for each one
>drop "portals" to all of these universes everywhere on Earth
>make a big, worldwide (but anonymous) announcement that these portals now exist, and humanity can explore them
>demonstrate my omnipotence in some way
>forbid all world governments from shutting off access to the portals, threaten them with deadly force
>retreat into my pocket paradise, and just sit back and watch as humanity moves towards thousands of exciting, new frontiers with infinite possibilities
Occasionally I might intervene by temporarily nerfing myself and going on an adventure, but just watching this shit unfold would be incredibly entertaining.
I would probably go off to another planet to be alone just to think, for a whole day, and even longer. Just to think about what I should do. That kind of power is huge and requires a lot of thought.
I don't even know. There are things I want, but I could already get them now and just don't because i'm too indecisive. Having infinite possibilities to choose from would only make it worse, so I guess I would probably unironically go mad, not even mad with power just mad.
For now I'd just become a cute girl with a cock and go back to sleep