How do I do the sex?

>If only you knew a guy in real life who could give you pointers tuned very specifically to your boyfriend's desires and frustrations with your performance.
He's really unhelpful, doesn't really vocalize, and just tells me it was terrible after he's done.
I'll try reddit though.

with riding him, let his whole pp get inside of you and you start moving up and down. Make it not awkward I guess. Usually I do that when I'm riding him on top. If he's complaining about you not doing well maybe just let him do all the work.
and with blowjobs, do the best you can without teeth
>sorry if my advice sucks I also suck at sex ;u;

>sensitive gag reflex
Squeeze your thumb in your hand and touch the back of your throat

Just fucking tell him that you want to know what the hell you did wrong you dumbass. And if he doesn't tell you call him a stupid fag like he fucking is.
Fucking normies I tell you.

How much up and down? Like pull all the way out and then all the way back in or just partway so you can go fast? I really enjoy grinding on him when it's all the way in, does that feel good for guys at all?

Like this? Touch the back of my throat with what? Are you suggesting I fist my throat?

Forgot pic. Like this? Do I push my fist into my throat?

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take some xanax and have a few drinks. dont worry.

Also
>he doesnt kiss you
thats bad news user. You might want to get a new boyfriend if you're looking for a relationship. But first use the one you have to get better at sex. Wouldnt want to be a WHORE would you?

..you arent the brightest girl are you? Do you have autism?

Not her but that's pretty useless. Dildos aren't responsive.

>implying redditors know anything more about sex than robots do

>my partner
fuck off

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Well, it sounds like your first two holes have failed miserably. Luckily though, you have a third to work with!
Go out and buy some vegetables of different sizes and lengths and find yourself a nice night in with a little bit of olive oil.
Start by lubing up your tight little butthole with some oil and practicing with different vegetables until you've nicely loosened up and it starts feeling good.
Once you've had a few practice runs, you can surprise your bf by putting in a buttplug for him to find. Then you can see if your third and final hole can actually pleasure him properly. If not, it's time to give up completely and cut him loose.

>You might want to get a new boyfriend if you're looking for a relationship. But first use the one you have to get better at sex.
I don't know if I'm looking for a relationship with him because I want someone who I can see a future with and who feels the same way about me (he's the former but not the latter), but yes getting better at sex the plan for now. Who knows, maybe if I can get good enough that he actually starts liking me then all the better.

Probably, why else would I be on here. Just tell me what you mean by 'touch the back of my throat' ;o;

What do I can him then? bf? But he's not.

show tits and we'll give our advice on that basis. different sizes call for different methods
no you don't get it. they're (35M) not a sex-haver, but they do know someone (little sister) who (2F) gets gangbanged my multiple men (50M, 90M, 100M).

I don't wanna because poopchute is gross and I'm pretty sure he feels the same way.

I'm really self conscious about my (XS) tits and he doesn't play with them or something.

He doesn't touch me much either. Can people dislike the feel of skin and/or touching others?

Sounds like an asshat.
He's not entitled to BJs btw.
Do shit you enjoy.

Why the fuck dont you just ask your bf how he wants his dick sucked etc.?

>take some xanax and have a few drinks. dont worry.
Don't do this.
Don't tuen yourself into some guy'sliving fleshlight.

>Who knows, maybe if I can get good enough that he actually starts liking me then all the better.
He won't.
He will just use you for pump and dump.
If you are fine with it just being about sex, that's ok. Otherwise go find somebody else.

With bjs, it depends on what he likes. Practice does make better, so start out with what you feel comfortable. Nurse the cock and just take your time licking it and sucking. Grab his balls or what ever. Don't clamp down. Relax your jaw. Breathe through your nose. Porn is not good for teaching anyone anything. Go as deep as comfortably possible. Keep a rythim, even if it is a slow one. Explore his sexuality and yours.

When you get on top, don't be afraid to grab on to him. Pull your legs up close to his waist, depending on your height difference. Riding will be enjoyable for him if you are enjoying yourself. Sex isn't to please one person. It is to both have fun and cum. Move what ever way you feel like as long as YOU are enjoying the feeling. Take your time. If he complains, then he is a selfish cunt.

I'm ironically kinda in love with him and I want to make it feel good for him too. Like I enjoy sucking dick and riding him (but what I enjoy doesn't feel all that good to guys I guess?)

It's like if your unrequited crush lets you fuck them and then tells you you're bad at it :(

>It's like if your unrequited crush lets you fuck them and then tells you you're bad at it :(
I understand how you feel, but you have to be fully aware the chance of this going anywhere productive us basically null.
You absolutely need to talk about this (your relationship) with him, bc right now it seems like you are in some kind of limbo.
He probably won't care about you and will just dump you, but it's important figure this out asap.

I did, he couldn't really tell me.

I have some benzos. I took them and drank before my first time with him, maybe I'll give that another go.

Can a guy really not grow fond of their living fleshlight after enough time? We go on dates and stuff.

>Don't clamp down.
Oh shit. That's exactly what I've been doing. I thought tighter was better? Thank you for letting me know ;u; So go loose and sloppy?

I'm been trying to deepthroat and suck and it's impossible without getting teeth on it.

>but it's important figure this out asap.
Why? I realise there's a chance he can dump me anytime but he hasn't yet so that means I have some value right?

>maybe I'll give that another go.
I hope you are LARPing...

>Can a guy really not grow fond of their living fleshlight after enough time?
He'd appreciate you already. Thevway you talk about him and this utterly bizarre "relationship" you two have... either you have some serious mental issues, he is a sociopath or you are leaving out important facts.
Whatever the case, you should seek help and advice from people irl.

Anytime, girly! Go comfortably loose. Like just enough for his dick to be wrapped by your mouth, but not enough to hurt your jaw the longer you go. If you need to take a break, suck on his balls or lick the shaft. Look up at his face. Also do a sucking motion as you are moving up to the tip of his dick. Kind of like sucking on ice cream.

It makes me genuinly sad you have this little self-esteem.

Why the fuck would anyone here help give you advice on how to pleasure another guy?
Fuck off, I won't be cucked.

>Okay I take your point, but many some other fembot will see your advice and idk end up dating you one day???
>end up dating you one day

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>leaving out important facts.
He's a bit autistic but so am I (probably idk)

THank you for this ;o;

Should I be sucking at the bottom of the stroke when his entire length is in? Like would that feel good for him at all or is it a pointless endeavour?

>Can a guy really not grow fond of their living fleshlight after enough time?
It's called a practice gf

Funny you say that, he says he wants to improve my low self-esteem, but I'm pretty sure it's getting lower after each time I see him.

Pretend he's you, it's anonymous, don't you want to tell the world how you'd like to be pleasured?

He's had plenty of girls before and he's not exactly practising anything with me. I'm practising with him if anything.

>This thread
The Absolute state of Yas Forums.
if hypothetically OP was a female, the day some faggot on this board, helps said OP have more pleasurable sex, is the day this board dies.
>Yas Forums is dead

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I don't want more pleasurable sex you dumbo, I want to be a better fucktoy.

>Pretend he's you
No, fuck off.

>don't you want to tell the world how you'd like to be pleasured?
Everyone is different you ignorant slut

Just make sure as much saliva is on the dick as possible, spit if you have to.

Get the fuck off my board larper

Oh that's the one good thing about a sensitive gag reflex, I gag and it get incredibly sloppy and wet.

What if I'm not larping?

I've told you all I can, bc this all sounds unusual as heck.
Get help from people irl. Ask your (female) friends and family about your situation.
It seems extremely unhealthy and I hope you are just trolling.

Wow, that's even worse, Christ, have some self respect. At least pretend you're not an npc, that you're an individual with original thoughts and desires.

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You want actual and unironic tips? I'll try.
From a man:
>actually put an effort into learning what parts of the cock to stimulate and how
>90% of our pleasure is in the tip of our dicks and in the underside (facing the ground standing) of the shaft
>warmth, softness, pressure, wetness, and suction feel good
>bending, slamming, irritating, scraping, and strangling feel bad
Blowjobs:
>Take charge of the cock. This is your moment to be in total control of what he feels.
>You're totally allowed to breathe and be comfy for this. It could be a while.
>full force 50 mph blowjobs are terrible and mostly just sloppy air
>slow blowjobs are frustrating because there's too little action and too much empty space
>don't even bother with using your hands, that jerking off into your mouth bullshit with only the tip being sucked is lame
>be careful with hand placement on his groin area and navel, you don't want to distract him from the blowjob or accidentally tickle him
>don't stop and just lay there with his dick in your hand for 30 seconds straight teasing him or his arousal's gonna die off; keep a momentum and follow through
>be careful with your spit if you can, spit that's too watery and thin doesn't feel good as lube and a dry mouth isn't fun for either of us
>USE YOUR TONGUE. Swirl it around the tip, lick the underside of his shaft all over,flick the tip with it, get creative. Just use your tongue at all times while sucking.
>Use your lips to make a suction seal. Actually suck. You should hear a pop when you pull your lips from the tip.
>Your lips and your tongue together are what make the magic happen.
>You honestly don't have to choke or deepthroat. Just suck and use your lips and tongue on the sweet spots and it's perfect.
>Always take it in your mouth and always swallow. Show him the cum before swallowing for extra effect.
And the extra mile:
>Practice. Suck a lot of dick or get a dildo to practice on if you're going for porn-star-tier blowjobs.
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>All of this idiots falling for it
You know the rules, tits or gtfo, assuming you're a real woman of course, if it makes you feel better you don't have to show them to me, you can timestamp fully clothed as long as I see that chest of yours to see if you're a real female

Am hetero male virgin who watched lots of porn so take this with a grain of salt:

>BJs
If fast throating isnt your thing, use your tongue more often while the dick is inside. Also suck real hard while youre moving your mouth away from his dick. The side of the peeled penis tip that is facing towards him is very sensitive, rub your tongue against it as hard as you can (The 69 pose is effective for this)

>Riding dick
Cowgirl: Just stand on your knees and slightly hop until you hear your ass smacking against his crotch
Doggystyle: The guy does most of the work here. Try to move your ass away when he pulls out and move it back towards him when he goes in again. Should make a slapping sound
Mating Press & Missionary: The guy does all the work

Also, just ask the guy, it's not like he will be disgusted by your inexperience. Personally, I get real turned on when a girl tries to say "Like this?" while having a dicking in her mouth.

By the way, thanks for the boner.

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I should add that every dude likes different stuff and every girl kinda has her own style of giving blowjobs. Unless you're just super-compatible, you have to get used to somebody's body and preferences and the way they move and respond to touch before it can really be any good.
Fucking:
>It's all about angles.
>Don't bend his dick. That means don't sit up and then slam down onto him while he's in at a weird angle, and it means be careful of grinding too hard or too far.
>Again, the dildo practice is a great extra mile here.
>Just grinding on me, back and forth, at a constant depth of penetration, doesn't usually feel good. There needs to be thrusting.
>You don't have to go all the way in and out the whole time with every thrust. Vary the retraction and the inward thrust depth.
>Move your hips in circles. Try to grind and go in and out at the same time.
>Do kegels. Girls who can consciously relax or clench their vaginal muscles during sex are legendary.
>Lube matters.
>Just lying together in coitus and getting to know each other's bodies with no pressure to get off or perform is good practice.
>Take the pill or take the risk, I'm not dealing with fucking latex.

>have some self respect.
It's a work in progress. Meanwhile I want to pleasure my guy and and get good at sex at the same time before he inevitably dumps my clingy ass.

GOD BLESS YOU

>bending, slamming, irritating, scraping, and strangling feel bad
I have been doing a lot of bad, this is good to know. What counts as irritating and strangling? Like is clamping my mouth too tight strangling?

>too much empty space
How do you/the person giving you bjs solve this issue without accidental teeth?

>that jerking off into your mouth bullshit with only the tip being sucked is lame
But all the sensitive bits are on the tip no? How far down does it stretch on the underside?

>don't stop and just lay there with his dick in your hand for 30 seconds straight teasing him or his arousal's gonna die off; keep a momentum and follow through
Yeah this is something he mentioned. Does changing the momentum/doing thing a bit differently from time to time kill it?

>grinding too hard or too far.
What's grinding too hard? And too far as in too far back?

>Girls who can consciously relax or clench their vaginal muscles during sex are legendary
I can do that but I don't really know like how fast I should go? Pulsating or just a gentle undulation?

Thanks again, Please advise more.

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oops wrong picture. I didn't mean to laugh at you ;n;

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Dick or gtfo. I bet you're a thot just like me.

>The side of the peeled penis tip that is facing towards him is very sensitive
I thought the underside was more sensitive. no?

>By the way, thanks for the boner.
You're welcome uwu Thank you for the advice

I try to be the user who delivers sometimes.
>I have been doing a lot of bad, this is good to know. What counts as irritating and strangling? Like is clamping my mouth too tight strangling?
Braces, teeth, retainers, etc. can be irritating, and strangling is usually only a problem with handies. You want to suck pretty hard to get that seal, but not to create pain.
>How do you/the person giving you bjs solve this issue without accidental teeth?
I honestly don't know. I assume raw skill and practice, but since girls' jaws get tired I'm betting you probably have to manually control how wide-open your mouth is.
>But all the sensitive bits are on the tip no? How far down does it stretch on the underside?
I'd say it goes down about a quarter to halfway-ish. Circumcised and uncut vary on this, too.
>Yeah this is something he mentioned. Does changing the momentum/doing thing a bit differently from time to time kill it?
I mean, people get tired and they change positions and stuff, but breaking momentum really is just bad form. It's hard to explain, but it's like a really jarring change of pace in a song. I dunno how, but I try to be as seamless as possible with this.
>What's grinding too hard? And too far as in too far back?
If your pelvic bone is bending the upper portion of his dick back and forth, it's too far.
>I can do that but I don't really know like how fast I should go? Pulsating or just a gentle undulation?
Honestly depends on the moment. You have to be able to establish a rhythm and read a moment.

Last tip:
We don't always want to do all the work. This doesn't have to be our penis penetrating your vagina. Think of it as your vagina engulfing and devouring the cock. You're in charge. Actively gobble up that dick with your pussy. Use it. Don't always be passive.

>Dick or gtfo. I bet you're a thot just like me.
Doesn't work because everyone is already a guy until proven otherwise. Fucking dumb tourist bitch.