Browsing thread about beta orbiters out of curiosity

How am I a simp If I'm not expecting anything from her? I'm just glad she's not another cunt pretending to have empathy.

Thank you I just want him to see this thread.

That's the thing. I really tried. and we talked a lot about what his likes and dislikes were first. plus I like teasing and bullying stuff anyway so I thought I would try and be a bit more rough with him

Guys like that are really pathetic. It's weird, I simultaneously feel bad for them, but also really grossed out that they are that way. Why do men shove their disgusting behavior on women?

I meant it for the simp who said she's a good person mainly
She added him at the prospect of getting money, and probably didn't take the 20 so she could get him back for more

user you shouldn't always see evil in people. I just want to apologise and I don't know how else to contact him because he blocked me and won't accept my alts

So leave him alone, he doesn't want your apology

hm. I didn't think about that. I feel even worse now

Holes only think about themselves

Most women are honestly shitty people but you did literally nothing wrong here.

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i'll buy you stuff in a non-findom way
just pretend to be friends with me and i'll naturally want to buy you stuff

that's what I thought I was getting into before, user.

Befriending people to exploit them out of money is wrong

yeah but the first guy you spoke too was clearly just a coomer who wanted to indulge in his findom fetish

>telling someone they are a good person makes you a bad person

I mean I get it, but I still wouldn't give a random person money.
I hate myself to the point where I'd expect to be treated like that but I guess some guys want to experience it for real.

>there are people in this world, right now, who will spend large amounts of money on attention from e-girls who will never touch their penises

Just go to a music festival and say hi to a girl. Ask enough and eventually one will like you as long as you don't smell bad.

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>gopher
>robot gossip drama

women evolved to extract resources from men. all women are whores.

i'm literally so unfuckable that it doesnt matter
i can get attention from my women friends but its a different dynamic to have a person return that attention in a way that invokes a feeling of like dependence(?). its forcing the romantic feeling of buying roses for your wife, but without having a wife. heart masturbation

the only way to get a woman to pay attention to you is to spend money on them. life is pain

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I don't get findom desu,I've tried to understand by being the paypig. It's just really boring and silly.

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*Why do women exploit and indulge these mentally ill/pathetic men?

Never just think about your relationship with a girl as either "wife material" or "she hates me," because if a girl likes you she might introduce you to some of her other female friends who might wanna suck on your schlong.

You are a fucking retard I swear to Belial.

well none of them have ever done that so i doubt it.
i can orbit girls online and at least receive the fantasy of romance or just be another guy that the women i know irl don't care about

>SPOIL MEEEEE
>NOOOOOOOOOO DONT SPOIL MEEEEE
If I knew who you was I'd bitch slap you so hard you'd talk like you had cerebral palsy for a month.

You lot on the other hand need to get your skulls opened so your brains can be made into a fucking smoothie.

user! those stripy socks you bought me arrived today and ahhhhhh they're so cute I love them! I'm gonna wear them tonight when we watch a movie. and I'm gonna think about you every time I put them on :3c

is that the sort of thing you're looking for? that's what I expected the other robot would want but then he started asking me to be mean. which I mean I'm totally okay with but then he blocked me for it.

I would orbit your family with a hydrogen bomb. Just so it could distract you from ever being here again. But you'd still be reeeing for validation like an attention whore as you'd leverage the situation for when it suited you.

>tfw no fembot to orbit and fall in love with

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user. there really is no need to be rude. yes I'm lonely. yes playing with user's heart is fun. but I'm not out to hurt anyone.

you almost get it but you dont at the same time. you're a phony. you say you're 'totally okay with' being mean, and then post something like you did in spoilertag. its possible one is your natural reaction and the other is a lie, but since you're willing to do either it means that both seem like lies.

That oxymoron of a post just says it all.

my whole personality is a lie. I'm lonely and I try to be what people want me to be and that gets me in trouble.

I don't even know which one is the real me any more

He probably came and realized he didn't want to lose anymore money
>tfw no qt to orbit

>tfw no fembot like this to orbit
fug

aw... but... you love me don't you? user?

you're like that one bitch from kokoro connect

ooooh! my second tag in this post:
was meant for you, user. but I got all flustered when I was thinking about you and made a mistake...

I probably would fall for you and end up loving you.

would you... really do that for me? sometimes I feel nobody loves me, and nobody ever has and nobody ever will. sometimes I cry because I look ahead to the future and all I can see is the same cold, bleak, affection-starved lonely existence I've been living all this time. please fall in love with me, user... please show me what it's like to be wanted...

>tfw a fembot is making multiple robots fall in love with her without even trying

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because hes a broken soul. he needs therapy not a girl. you cant help him, he has to get fine on his own or with professional help

god, stop it. this phony, see through attitude that surely only works on brain addled robots who've devoted far too much time to anime and might actually take you at your fictional word. you're embarrassing yourself, and the reality is that this horseshit will work for short bursts until either they explode into over-obsessiveness, you lose interest, or a mixture of both.

there will come a day when you will face this reality, and you will remember this post, and i want you to know that i hate you.

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i have given up my dignity, if any femanon wants a beta orbiter who can send them gift cards when i get paid i can do it. obviously i am really ugly, but i have never hurt anyone. i do not even look at pornography.

Drop your tag and that will most likely happen.
I have to go soon though.

she drops her tag she's gonna get added by like 50 dudes pretending to be you

Fair point
Okay send me an email here. I'll get back with you tomorrow and we can talk more [email protected]

all I'm doing is giving poor lonely anons what they want :<

I wonder how long sweet, innocent user will wait for me to email him? will he let me tug on his heartstrings again and again and again? what if he tells me he hates me because I'm toying with his little precious heart like this, but then I email him in a week and make his knees weak for me again?

don't be mad at me user I don't want to hurt anyone...

I wish I had a straight twink dude to orbit and give money to

good fucking god dude, i hope these are the words of someone who understands exactly how much of a disgusting waste they come across as. you'd have to lack an immense amount of self awareness to write such drivel.

are you mad because I have fun leading these robots on, or are you mad because I'm bad at it?

i'm... not sure, actually. i think it's disgusting to manipulate anyone, and robots are themselves an incredibly easy target. most of these men have never even felt a girl's hand brush their own besides way of accident, and the reality of how much heartbreak they will endure because of a wretch like you is unfortunate.

but in all honesty, i'm also annoyed by how see through this all is, so perhaps the latter of what you wrote holds true as well. playing this ridiculous anime character the way you are is embarrassing to all except, again, these same robots who don't know any better.

you remind me of someone. i would hope they would not be you.