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Any of you lads got a pretty sister? Do you ever have a little kiss and cuddle her?

no she's a fat tumblr dyke

you can have some of my beer, want some cocaine aswell?

bloody sick again. get sick all the time now. im sick of it so i am.

>nan moaning at me for not eating sunday dinner with the family
>"you don't got an excuse taking yer dinner away upstairs"
>mum being passive aggressive about it saying I won't get dessert if I'm not there

What is wrong with them?

You asked this yesterday as well you faggot. You've been watching too much Hentai.
As for me, I've just taken 1000mg of Paracetamol and 400mg of Ibuprofen.

Is it possible to be buried with my wealth when I die? I've seen how reckless my family is with money so I don't trust them with inheritance so I want all my funds to go towards gold coins to be buried with me when I die. Is that possible?

i think my sister is good looking, thing is she is asexual and never had a bf or gf, still lives with our mum at the age of 32, but shes also one of the top young doctors in the country so i guess being asexual isnt that bad after all, only problem is she will never have children so my parents are hoping at least i will have kids, puts a lot of pressure on me

>1000mg of Paracetamol and 400mg of Ibuprofen.
sounds horrible

Just wait until that biological clock kicks in. She'll be slagging around like mad by her late 30s.

you sound like the kind of dude who would get that chinese virus and would die of it too

t' Radio is done for good
Good luck Amer with your new radio on Wednesday

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At work all night and can't drive virtual trucks. Looks very comfy. Is the interior modded or can you buy the phone and fan?

Arrange it with the funeral directors

Go out and meet a load of homeless people. The ones you like, write them into your will.

i hope not but i rarely see her anyway, i moved as far away as possible from my hometown at the age of 17

well what are you doing in your room? fiddling away at yourself to kiddy porn? stop acting like a nonce.

Our Mark ain't lookin' too good is 'e?

I'd dig you up desu mate

>Is the interior modded or can you buy the phone and fan?
all the accessories i'm using are from the sisl pack
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gf was up half the night coughing
if she gets covid it'll kill her, she's been really worried about it but hasn't put 2 and 2 together yet
she uses public transport in london almost every day

i used to have a good immune system. never got sick. now im tired and weak all the time. dont know what happened to me desu.

>you faggot
>I've just taken 1000mg of Paracetamol and 400mg of Ibuprofen

RIP your liver dick slapp. Never reply to my posts again.

>sorry user's family there's no will he asked to be buried with his money
>family ransacks your grave that night

>started OU first year maths course as prelude to going to Uni
>told mother about it the other week
>she came in today and asked if i'd passed my Masters degree

>my parents are hoping at least i will have kids, puts a lot of pressure on me

is that how it works? glad my sister has kids then. i can just take it easy

Aliens are whooping my human arse think l'll call it a night and try again 2moro

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Beautiful moon tonight innit lads

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me too lad and i work with the public

another day of work tomorrow

feels like a game of russian roulette, every day I take a spin to see if it'll be the day that finally pushes me over the edge and I just walk out

That was when he dyed his hair but ended up dying his entire face. The end result made him look like a gay magician.

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>me too lad and i work with the public
what kind of job do you have

Thinking about getting some occult/religious tattoo to fully win this lass over that I'm fucking.
She's a bit alternative...

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this better be a fuckin larp post

go for it my dude sounds like a great idea

Is her name Ellen?

Thanks
*chuggs beer*
I don't like coke though, but ta anyway.

Honest to God mate tis not

You gonna be ok?

Ayye thanks think I will

>not taking metamizole

Paracetamol overdose is one the worse ways to go. Your liver essentially ends up ingesting itself.

You know what else you should do lad? Get her name tattooed on your dick in runes

is her name Kim?

rigi

Don't know much about Mark. What health conditions does he have? Cirrhosis?

dont do it retard thats such a retarded reason

Feel free lad. More exciting than inheritance.
Hopefully people would shame them for disrespecting my wishes.
Maybe I should just set up some mechanism where when I die all my money is withdrawn and some kind of secret brotherhood buries it in the middle of nowhere.

Girls are super horny for guys with facial/neck tattoos at the moment.

Are you lads retarded? 1000mg and 400mg are the standard doses, three times a day.

heres another one *hands out a beer*

>already shagging
why bother then

She's my under rated actress crush. She's such a qt.

Fish odour syndrome along with being a NEET for 35 years so he's got a permanent gloom about him. Plus a chronic gambling addict and alcoholic.

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You can just leave it all to a charity.

Ahh, the Worm Moon. Noticed it last night.

>fish odour syndrome
What's that about? Does he just smell like rotten cum all the time? Must be horrible.

What does the worm moon mean lad?

going to bed, hope tomorrow is a better day, today was awful

This morning was the most glorious morning in the history of the earth. Womfiness is upon us. A gift to every Apu, Apuette and tadPu from the Brotherhood of FREN. Victory, not just for our people, but for our species. The time for seething is over. Rising from our neetcaves, our takeaways, our mummy's bedrooms, we must all now partake in the technology of comfort. One yummy, one tummy! Pizza wizza is the way and the life. Today the sun rises on the new world and a new people. The end is the beginning!

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wha happen user?

Can't decide whether or not I want to continue 'God Hand'. It's a fun game, sure, but it's already getting pretty repetitve and there's not a whole lot of 'game', very samey and barren feeling.

what happened today?

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>What's that about? Does he just smell like rotten cum all the time?
Yeah basically he smells like fish or actual human faeces. Showers don't do anything.
Mind it can be helped with diet which he doesn't bother changing and he's worn the same Xmas jumper, unwashed, for over a year now so that doesn't help.

same lad. ive been going to bed at like 8 or 9pm for the past few weeks
everything is shit
nobody talks to me
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA whats the point

*kicks an apu down the stairs*
Whoops, silly me

I've worked with charities and they are very wasteful. If anyone is going to waste my money it's going to be me.

samefagging newfag avatarfag is back

The worm moon occurs in the month of March. The worms and other creatures in the ground start moving about as the weather warms.