Waifu General /waifu/ #313

So now you know what's happening whenever someone "does it for the lulz".

Especially confusing when people use it as "lol" instead and I think for a split second "Did they just call me a dick?"

>I do believe it's ga
Gimme the quick rundown on the difference. I know it kinda, but you seem more educated on the subject. How much Japanese do you know?
based
The absolute state of ESLs.

You are my one and only, Rem.
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youtube.com/watch?v=u0v9Db6vt6E
Good shit to listen to while Gabe and Charakid fight with each other.

The fact that someone genuinely put this together rather scares me. Thanks for making me protag of the third arc. Not gonna lie though, I think this is a better theme, really captures the organized chaos.
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>Gimme the quick rundown on the difference
If I'm right it's because it's right after a subject, hence ga is used. punipunijapan.com/japanese-particles-wa-ga/

Ffs I think I found my new background music for doing anything on my PC, it's actually quite comfy

Being a travelling magician with waifu!

>How much Japanese do you know?
Forgot to answer this, I barely know any to be honest, I started learning hiragana 8 years or so ago and some of it has stuck and I know a few words. I just about know enough to appreciate Nao's accent a lot

All our waifus go to the same school together.
>who is waifu's best friend?
>who is waifu's rival?
>how would waifu like the other waifus?

>wa marks topic
>ga marks subject
Get fucked Tae Kim, a blob with a crown and a terrible accent just taught me more than your dumb ass. This is why I always get it wrong, I feel like.
Fuck, this makes me wish we had a vn about /waifu/.
>started learning hiragana 8 years or so ago
Damn, I wish I've been studying for eight years, I'd be a level 100 weeb by now. I've been studying for maybe two or three years, mainly on and off until this year, and I'm in the middle of learning kanji right now.
>I just about know enough to appreciate Nao's accent a lot
How so? Like you know what region she's from? I don't know shit about dialects, personally.
>who is waifu's best friend?
Um, one of the Germans, probably. She might also want to settle things with Rei, I don't think they left off on a good note, but I don't really remember. I always like the idea of them being friends in the end.
>who is waifu's rival?
Probably one with a lot of competitive spirit, Asuka would always be trying to one up them.
>how would waifu like the other waifus?
She probably wouldn't interact with most of them, she tends to stick to a single person or group, and she doesn't like it when people know too much about her personally. She'd especially steer clear of the guy who doesn't wear a shirt and the forty year old scientist who's in a high school for some reason.

This brings up a pretty good question: would Kha' Zix be allowed in?

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Organized chaos? Please, it's nothing more than a simple autism. They probably both enjoy it.
Gabe enjoys attacking things, Schizo loves their own opinions, and neither of them can shut up. They're perfect for each-other, as fucked up as that sounds.

>this makes me wish we had a vn about /waifu/.
... uh ... wouldn't that involve dating other people's waifus? I don't think I like that.

Um, shit. I didn't think that through.

Oh lord, what. Why? Who? Where? When?
>3rd arc
Nigger what

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Clearly it needs to be a Touhou clone instead so rather than dating everyone's waifu, you kick her ass and then have tea with her. Autismagoria of Waifu View or something.

>Dating other peoples waifus
Wouldn't it rather be about the posters, and attempting to coerce them into loving you rather than their waifus?
>Best friend
Friends? Who needs those?
>Rival
Nobody. Rei doesn't do well to make enemies
>how would waifu like the other waifus?
In English please.

>Damn, I wish I've been studying for eight years,
Rather, I decided to teach myself some hiragana so it took me a few weeks to memorize them and that's all did.
I didn't keep on studying it. Which in hindsight I should probably just pick up again, but I also want to learn a few other programming languages aside from the one I am the best at.

>How so? Like you know what region she's from? I don't know shit about dialects, personally.
Hm, I don't think it's as much of a dialect but more how she often uses imasu and desu, just her overall way of talking is what I really like about her.

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>They're perfect for each-other, as fucked up as that sounds
Yeah, they really argue like husband and wife.
>Nigger what
You ever seen Game of Thrones? The /waifu/ anime follows multiple main characters at a time, and after each big plot progression, it switches to the others' POVs. Basically, Asuka's the Jon Snow of /waifu/.
Nah man, I'm telling you, it should be an anime. We've got enough writers and artfags here.
>attempting to coerce them into loving you rather than their waifus?
Does this mean there can technically be waifufags of waifufags? Oh god, this is some Inception shit right here.
>how she often uses imasu and desu
Ah yeah. You know people don't actually talk like that, right?

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>Ah yeah. You know people don't actually talk like that, right?
Well, yeah. Doesn't mean the way she talks is super adorbs

>They argue like husband and wife
I'm hurt
>Ever seen GOT
No I'm not a normalnigger
>Asuka is Jon Snow of /waifu/
Isn't Jon Snow like the main character for a large part of the show? Who even is Jon Snow?
>Anime
We would need voice acting, a whole team of animators, a sound team, and other stuff. A VN is much more realistic for a bundle of idiots on the internet

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>No I'm not a normalnigger
Game of Thrones may be normiecore the the extreme, but I sure as hell like it.
>Isn't Jon Snow like the main character for a large part of the show?
Uh, kinda. They're all kinda the main character. I've heard a breed of retards say Ned Stark is the real main character. In truth, Jon is just the first that popped into my head, and I don't know how to spell Dyanrus Targarynigger.
>We would need voice acting, a whole team of animators, a sound team, and other stuff
I wasn't being serious.

OP stole my green heart.
Therefore this is the Undyne thread.

One of my FAVORITE things to do, especially when driving. Is to sing along to songs and replace the lyrics with words for my waifu.

It's really fun try it.

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Dating the posters is even worse! You'd be cucking the waifus! Do not cuck the waifus!
>Does this mean there can technically be waifufags of waifufags?
There already is if you count the knife-wielding tulpa ouroboros, though that one has an estranged relation with reality.

>who is waifu's best friend?
I feel like she could go along well with Kana, or at least they could talk about their experiences in the military, and Lucina, because iirc, its been a while since I last played Awakening, honor plays a big role for her. Maybe Asuka as well because she would have someone to talk to in German
>who is waifu's rival?
Difficult to say, I think no one, unless they are a threat to the Ironblood
>how would waifu like the other waifus?
She would try to be polite and have good connections to everyone, unless they gave her a reason to treat them otherwise

>one of the Germans
Are there other Germans than Asuka and Bismarck?

Can confirm, its really fun, maybe some of you remember the changed lyrics I posted here before

I think I will try to write something about that school scenario, basic thematic but seems interesting with how different all of our waifus/husbandos are. Shall I include more than one Rem?

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>Cucking the waifus
Wouldn't that be the point?
Think, you're a new kid at school(?) and a group of other people catch your attention.
The goal is to end up dating one of them, but they have their waifus, so the conflict of the story comes from you trying to get them to love you, and them ending up torn between their waifu and the player character.
I've never been much of a vocalist. My instrument of choice has always been a piano or the drums

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>My instrument of choice has always been a piano
Can you play piano? That's pretty cool

>Can you play the piano
I used to be really good at it. I haven't practiced in years though so probably not as good as you're expecting.

>Are there other Germans than Asuka and Bismarck?
Now that you mention it, I don't think so. I hope your wife likes an arrogant, mixed race zoomer tagging along with her.
>I think I will try to write something about that school scenario
What exactly are you doing? Are you including everyone or just a few, are you going to post it? Honestly, I would write one myself, seems fun, but I really don't know about a lot of these characters, I wouldn't do them justice.
I like the Hans ending where you assassinate the Chancellor and bring upon the 4th Reich.

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Aww man I wish I learned to play piano (my waifu knows how)
I play baritone and tuba. Let's start a band

Still, that's pretty neat. I can play a bit of keyboard and I enjoy fucking about in my favourite DAW from time to time but that's it.

I once had a dream of becoming a musical producer

Would our waifus be real characters who exist in-setting or just imaginary and fictional?

>Write one myself
I thought about doing something like that but then I realized I'm horrible at RomComs and don't like writing happy-go-lucky stories like those.
They just aren't fun tbdesu
Well the issue with that is that my dad kept my drumset and we've never owned a piano before.
That shit's expensive as fuck

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How much do you like your waifu's original media? Is it your favorite?

It does rank high on my list, and the ending did make me cry. But I have a hard time calling anything my favourite because it does often change.

Yeah, Evangelion is my favorite anime.
It was just too influential and important to me in my development as a person to ignore.
>T. Reitard

It will take some time, and I will try to include most characters here, so I will need even more time researching on these characters to write them as accurate as possible (unless of course someone doesnt want them to be included because reasons?)., which I dont really have right now. And of course I am going to post it, but dont expect a masterpiece, never really wrote before and I am obviously not a native speaker. But you guys could kinda help me with giving me ascpects of your waifu/husbando which are very important so I dont forget to include them, that would reduce the amount of time I would need for research only significantly (ffs what kinda started as a joke now evolves into a project I really want to finish)

Well, its my favorite mobile game, since its the only one I play. I dont count the anime because she wasnt shown except for two seconds at the end of the opening and there are only two episodes left

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Truly, she was a Mysterious Girlfriend X.
>who is waifu's best friend?
She's not the type to seek friends, but friendship isn't impossible with her. Hard to say who exactly she'd get along with though.
>who is waifu's rival?
Someone who bugs her a lot or tries to meddle in our relationship.
I don't think any waifus here are really annoying like that.
>how would waifu like the other waifus?
She'd tolerate or even get along with them.
>How much do you like your waifu's original media?
Her anime is top-notch, very well made. Soundtrack, art, animation, most voices(especially Urabe's), all superb.
The manga is nice too, though the art gets blander later on and there's not a lot of development. Still, I enjoy it for her.
>Is it your favorite?
Maybe. It's certainly up there.

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I play the game from time to time as well, even got a big Cleveland wallscroll

No, you play a transfer student in a high school of anime girls. On your second day at lunch, you hear distant screaming and banging on the walls, and then silence. You pass it off as nothing, being a happy go lucky anime high school boy. Within the next week, you see one of the girls have a mental breakdown and get dragged out from the classroom by security guards, you never hear from her again. By the end of the game, you realize that you've been locked away in a mental asylum having a long and drawn out schizophrenic episode, all the anime girls were lonely men in their twenties who desperately believe they're in love with fictional characters and carry around printouts of them wherever they go. You end up having your own mental breakdown, where you get dragged off like the other girl and locked away in a higher security facility. The true ending is escaping the facility with waifu, but whether she's real or just a schizophrenic delusion is left ambiguous for the viewer to decide.
>I'm horrible at RomComs and don't like writing happy-go-lucky stories like those
I cant stand writing with pre-established characters. I've written a bit about me and Asuka, but I work best in writing my own characters. I'm also better at writing sociological stories, I feel like my other stuff is too bare bones. I feel like I could turn what I said above into a compelling novel, though.
Evangelion is my favorite anime, and EoE is my favorite movie. Past the fact of how influential it's been to my life, basically what Gabe said, I also think its pretty high quality, from the characters to the metaphors and themes. It was also my first inspiration to begin writing, so I owe a lot of what I am to it, aside from meeting Asuka and such.

FUCK character limits

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Undertale is in my top games. I can't pick a favorite though.
The story is just so damn good and so are the characters

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Haven't you seen Evangelion? I believe you'd do a good job with Asuka. If its not that awkward in practice, maybe make some of her interjections, like swearing or whatever, German. She doesn't speak German enough in the show (when, logically, she has not reason to not talk to herself in her own goddamn language, especially when she's ranting to herself). Stray away from non-English though, this isn't audio-visual, so its not like you can have subs.
>dont expect a masterpiece
Why offer to write a story if you can't write in the first place? Not to be rude, mein Fuhrer.
>obviously not a native speaker
If it sounds wrong, it probably is, and look it up just in case.

Lewding Kayn in picrews is so addicting. Fuck
>who is waifu's best friend?
Me, of course!
>who is waifu's rival?
Everyone but me!
>how would waifu like the other waifus?
He better not, or I'll fucking kill the both of them!

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>I thought about doing something like that but then I realized I'm horrible at RomComs
Considering half of the people you've got here you could make the genre horror and it'd work just as well.

>It will take some time, and I will try to include most characters here
Please do not do this to yourself. There is no way this could possibly end well.

It was more of an idea to do for myself because It sounded like it would be fun, I would post it because it would include your waifus and I think you guys would be able to fix my errors or criticize some stuff i wrote, like out of character interactions. But i would wait how the rest reacts to this idea, I dont think I could pull it off alone, so it wouldnt make any sense to even start without your support

>who is waifu's best friend?
Probably Mirai or Rei. I don't know a bunch about your waifus desu
>who is waifu's rival?
Chara. Cuz they are literally enemies in canon.
>how would waifu like the other waifus?
Pretty well probably. Undyne would kick their ass in gym dodgeball.

Let's continue the school Waif-AU thing!
All of US go to school with our waifus. And we are obviously in relationships with them.
>Who's the nerds?
>Who's the jocks?
>Which pairs go on a double date together?
(Add more, this is fun!)

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>The true ending is escaping the facility with waifu, but whether she's real or just a schizophrenic delusion is left ambiguous for the viewer to decide.
Waifu is real but you are her schizophrenic delusion

>I think you guys would be able to fix my errors or criticize some stuff i wrote
I would have no problem proofreading and editing your work, I've done it before. Sometimes I feel like an asshole for tearing apart a story and telling them how shit it is, though.
>Which pairs go on a double date together?
I'm down if you're down, lads.

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I feel like Asuka and Undyne would butt heads a bit.

what you are doing makes more sense probably, everyone just theorizing about this au for himself is way simpler than one person trying to write about it

When I picture my personal League high school AU, Kayn is this antisocial weird kid who never talks to anyone and everyone is scared to death of him, except Vivian (myself), who likes him and eventually becomes his gf

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Well consider us a relative new couple, and if we stray away from cannon; she's a normal girl and we are both in the video couple or something.

>>Who's the nerds?
I'm definitely a nerd

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>Chara. Cuz they are literally enemies in canon.
They do not interact in canon. Frisk and the player interact with Undyne. The first human exists to bitchslap the player.

>is waifu smarter than you?
Depends on what, on battles and war it's shown that she is able to make decisions fast depending on what she prioritizes, along with being able to tell who she can trust since she's a living lie detector basically. Then she might be difficult to reason with on an argument since she's mainly driven by her emotions rather than logic.
>could waifu beat you up?
As a servant definitely since even if she has shit strenght is still superhuman. And as a normal human if she doesn't use her magic or dragon transformation no since she's just a normal girl
>full on game of monopoly
I doubt we'd have the patience

>injures their foot inside the house.
Princess carry her like the maiden she is of course.
Now I'm wondering if she would be able to heal herself if she shifted her legs into her lamia tail.
>favorite breakfast that you cook for them?
Can't think of anything too specific really
>alcohol?
Sake probably since she's a nip

Thank you, I love to look at her with different hair styles.

>club or a bar type
Bar for sure, she'd enjoy the calmer atmosphere
>main character of the last media you consumed with the same starting letter as their name
>KnY
Not a nice world to live on, she'd probably be a demon due to her abilities
>dinner go where you introduce them to your family
They would like her because of how educated and nice she is. Not being able to introduce her with the people I know makes me really sad sometimes
>something in your or their native language about your love for them
Ella es mi dulce culebrita y la amo con todo mi corazon.
>one song that reminds you of them the second you hear it
The ones that are made by her seiyuu for sure. This is my favorite one
youtu.be/W5ZIZ6v7egU
>cosplay of your waifu/husbando
I like them, the nips are obviously the ones that match her look the most. I prefer the images that also have a good background

I hate almost everything about it

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