nonce hunting is a beloved british pastime edition
/britfeel/
>benched 82.5kg for a rep
>zhang won
>made eggy bread
life is good
was watching ufc yesterday. surprised to see an elephant woman fighting. good they lettin freaks and that take part these days innit. her head was massive. shame the disease didnt affect her tits though.
Why the FUCK is everyone panic buying tons of toilet paper?
Thread theme. Absolute legend
why am l subbed to this
youtube.com
They're prepping for Y poo K.
Is a link between Italy, Italy's COVID-19 outbreat and its 'migrant' population? What do we think frens. The media's saying 'no'.
Just hope Alan's OK..
Like I say we're fearing the worst but hoping for the best.
would give my left nut to go to work on a nice young blonde girlie with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch
A girl I had a huge crush on when I was 13 just liked me on tinder. No, I am not kidding.
I don't have a crush on her any more and she is well known for being melodramatic. I imagine she just liked me because she enjoys toying with guys.
theres a lot of boomers in italy who are more likely to get it and they report cases where someone shows symptoms rather than full blown coronavirus
4 scrambled eggies for dindins lids. wouldn't surprise me if i woke up more muscular than the hulk tomorrow.
Who's Alan? Are you referring to fat Greg Autisn? Nonce, animal abuser, and advocate for Aoc abolishment?
Is that a picture of Timothy Byrne? Damn I forgot about that guy.
so THAT'S why he wears the beanie...
>would give my left nut to go to work on a nice young blonde girlie with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch
That can be arranged
Nah, it's alright, I changed my mind
Playing Patrician III with my homie
wumfy
Mate, please show Alan some respect. He really is a lovely guy, he doesn't deserve this. If it wasn't for his disappearance I wouldn't be telling you this but Alan's a sensitive guy (really sensitive); I fear this barrage of negative attention's finally pushed him over the edge.
would give my left and right nut to be a girl teebeehaich
Well you'd have to, lad.
>post yfw when immune to coronavirus
it's just such a slow process fucking about with the gic
jesus christ whats up with tims twitter
>dinner making...
>went for a walk...
>dinner making...
>went for a walk...
>dinner making...
>went for a walk...
>dinner making...
>went for a walk...
Why are you obsessing over a mentally ill old man? I will never, ever understand the appeal. He's a fucking loony, if he was on the street I'd walk right past him and never think of it again.
oh a tranner. im technically a tranner but i suppress it through force of will because im terrified of being one and realise it impossible and only for the chosen few with the genetics for it.
still killing myself before 30 though, not much of a life.
My local Acorn recruitment agency added me email to the spam list, what the fuck!
Thank you for sticking up for Alan. You are right, he is very sensitive. Frankly he hasn't been right since Tim got his cock out
tim is functioning again and not wasting his time making awful music videos, good for tim.
you can always do hrt and boymode, user. repressing doesn't work forever.
just woke up.
some people like getting up early, I don't, it just means more day to waste.
>still killing myself before 30 though, not much of a life.
same desu
t. tranny
somebody make a new thread please, this one's shit
been there. done that. didn't work.
Might have a nap. Nice comfy Sunday.
how did it not work? what are you doing instead?
Love these candid videos on phub
>Tfw no Greek HeartBreaker boyfriend
dont see many turkish goths. or pakis for that matter. why do all muslims look and act the same. so conformist.
five stops till my new cards arrive, you lads want to see an unboxing?
Well my mate got back home alright. Thank fuck. Now to manage this hangover.
Because their religion and culture promote AND enforce conformity.
>dont see many turkish goths
l dont see many goths at all
>Fuchs was charged with war crimes at the Belzec Trial in 1963-64, for which he was acquitted. As more evidence came to light, Fuchs was rearrested and tried at the Sobibor Trial in Hagen. He was charged with participation in the Holocaust and on 20 December 1966, found guilty of being an accessory to the mass murder of at least 79,000 Jews. Fuchs was sentenced to four years imprisonment.
how does one only get four years for being an accessory to the murder of 80 000 people?
>how does one only get four years for being an accessory to the murder of 80 000 people?
Jewish lawyer
>over 20 years later
ridiculous
Three stops now lad, can't wait
Thanks for the support regarding Alan. Everybody thinks I'm making this up but that's a moot point now. I'm genuinely concerned for Alan's welfare. I realise Alan was upset when Tim posted nudes of his erect penis. It even surprised me. But my theory is Alan simply couldn't cope with the barrage of britfeel abuse and he's ended his life. Have you seen Alan on Skype recently?
Might eat a bit of fucking chocolate like. Oh yes i might.
yeah but you think there might still be a few who give it a go
its coming back, i seen some the other day
just two stops to go, its happening soon
not so different from HHL
>just woke up
>grinding wumpa coins
>seethers
>youtube before bed
>just woke up
>grinding wumpa coins
>seethers
>youtube before bed
>just woke up
>grinding wumpa coins
>seethers
>youtube before bed
>just woke up
>grinding wumpa coins
>seethers
>youtube before bed
>just woke up
>grinding wumpa coins
>seethers
>youtube before bed
I think the van is here now
nobody knows what you're on about mate
I ordered some stuff on amazon and there have a thing where you can see when it will turn up
>concerned
Yes me too lad. Haven't seen him on Skype or WhatsApp.
My theory is that Tim's dripping knob sent Alan into overdrive and he had a mental breakdown.
>meet with dad for a pub lunch
>lovely bit of pork and crackling
>he gives me twenty quid after cause he knows money is tight at the moment
>now i'm back in the flat with a coffee watching X-Files
been a nice comfy sunday lads
HHL has turned you into a seethie weether!
i do nothing now. except go to work and do drugs.
What are your thoughts on COVID-19 BritNormie? Are you prepped?
i am doing zero prep for corona
you can list a pakis interests and they will all be the same.
but to be fair you can do the same with chavs.
It turned up lads, nice one
I'm a bit concerned. Not about the virus or my own personal health, but more about travel disruption.
What about you?
If some oversharing twat getting his shit Amazon delivery was the 'big news' we were promised last edition, then I'm annoyed.
haha alan now that's a classic britfeel for the archives
Time to crack this bad boi open, I wound what foil I'll get
>640x480
2001 called they want their camera back
It wasn't
The big news will be posted soon......
>ridiculous
Why? You think a nonce should be let off if he's only tried 2 decades later?
you poor lad. how is that better than boymoding?
The first year that someone told that joke called, they what there "XXXX year called" joke back
*wakes up after a 17 hour nap*
Careful you dont get crazy way
One, two, three, four
I don't wanna live no more!
Well i've got no more reason to live
And i've got no more love to give
Tonight's the night I paint the town red
I'll put another hole through my head
UNJUSTIFIABLE EXISTENCE
Had my first proper gay experience last night. Not sure I liked it tbqh.
Well, always willing to try something once.
>Why?
Why does it take 20 years to try people for war crimes?
>You think a nonce should be let off if he's only tried 2 decades later?
No? never said that, did i mate? and the fuchs bloke wasn't let off, was he mate?
personally i have met chavs who would shock you with their knowledge of music, film or politics, pakis? not so much.
Poleaboo's knowledge is vast though
The foil was the critical trigger, thats kinda nice, not the best pull but you know, its a trial deck
Bought more UHT milk, beans, water and oats than usual. Could live for over a month on what I have.
Their entire culture is their god and discussing their holy book, it's shite.