Is finding a boyfriend really that easy for women...

What if the man was older?

I have never found a man like this in over 10 years.

I'll talk to you.drop discord

In that case one may need to lower one's standards

I fit the bill except I'm still in the process of losing weight (down 20 pounds in two months but still 70 away from goal), my only experience with weed was extremely unpleasant so I don't know if I'd want to do it again, and I'm only a year younger than you

(Plus I'd prefer a gf younger than myself surprise surprise)

If I lowered my standards any lower I would be dating homeless crack heads. All I ask is for a man is to be a decent human being which is shockingly hard to find in males.

>Is finding a boyfriend really that easy for women? These boyfriend applications are the only messages I get from men.

28 isn't an older woman lmao wtf are you talking about? "older woman" starts at 45. Anyway I'm a 22 3/4 year old lanky drooling fuck that wets the bed sometimes and I'd happily be your bf if you live in the UK. Only drugs I've ever had was some mushrooms I found on the side of a hill but I'd be happy to try most things.

Here's my discord, I don't use it much since I don't get it but you can use it to hand me all your sensitive information.

i saw a lady bailing hay#6674

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>depressed but not bitter
>depressed but caring and gentle
>young and cute and doesn't mind that I'm an old hag
>young and cute and caring and gentle but also a druggie
>"ok looking" which by female standards means at least 7/10

>"if I lowered my standards any lower I would be dating homeless crackheads"

Where you is living at? I'll buy you dinner.

A person can be depressed without being a bitter victim ass pussy and blaming everyone else for their problems. Most people do drugs now.

He doesnt need to be gorgeous just as cute as pic related.

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It's very easy. Any women that can't find a boyfriend has something wrong with them.

>no reply
I take it that you live in America then?

Why do fembots always vanish as soon as I drop my discord? :(

Because they only want attention user.

I could give them lots of attention as a loving boyfriend though. That explanation makes no sense

this man just wants sex

he only knows porn sex

to only satisfy himself

woman gets nothing except a chore to satisfy a coomer brain

useless

errr, is this ike a ritual or something?

Why did you just describe me?
Drop me a message
El Pato#7032

You come off as an unabashed moron. No thanks.

Forgot to add a pic of me

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OK, but you didn't mention intelligent earlier, maybe you should add that to your list before you let anouther poor boys heart down OK?

wtf there are robots that look like THAT? how in tf am I supposed to compete?

btw I take that as you do live in the UK afterall then?

oh, man, you're making me blush

seriously though you must be looking for your 4th or 5th gf with that face. Not a poor ol virg like lidle old me! You rapscallion! MAybe I really should kill myself afterall ...

dude stfu already damn

who's saying that? are you the girl I fantasized about living with earlier or prince charming?

Nah man, looks aren't everything, I'm also socially retarded so I actually never had a real gf

damn, that's not very encouraging either. You're not meant to tell the person behind you in line that you've been waiting ages too lol. You could at least pretend there's hope lmao.

There is hope man, look at all the uglos and retards that have great lives, we all have a chance to make it, we just gotta take it.

btw my IQ was tested at 162 when I was 12, so there! You're missing out on a cute, compassionate 22 and three quaters year old GENIUS that wanted to buy designer clothes with his older gf online and then send most of them back except for the occaisional item that they just loved too damned much!

lol say that after you have a gf. Maybe I'd believe you. Thanks for the kind thoughts though.

btw did she add you yet?

Wish me luck then dude, because you're next

next for what? She's not a pass-around is she?

After I'm getting a GF you're getting one, you dumbass

OK that felt mean to say, sorry everyone! lol

what evidence do you have for me finding a gf ever?

You'll see, my dude, just try acting less autistic and improve your reading comprehension

Wtf is wrong with messages like that?
What else should he say?

BE MY GIRLFRIEND PLEASE
:DDD

Why wouldn't I be true to my heart? Better to leave your heart on your sleave where you can so even if it is cringy maybe someone will appreciate it for what it is, that's what I've been told! Anyway I'm actually dyslexic so It's already a miracle I can read as well as I do. Ha Ha! Anyway what do you think I read wrong so I can correct it?

IDK man, reading compehension is more than being able to read the exact words but understanding the conversation as a whole

huh? well that's not very helpful is it?

Yeah, I'm not very helpful, sorry

Maybe you need to work on your speaking comprehension then? Haha!

btw you still haven't said if she added you.

oh, she didn't, but maybe she's not even in the thread anymore

she saw your post

How do you know that's the case?

well I mean if she's then she can't have missed it, of course that might be a troll but who knows?

I've been reading your posts and the responses you get and you give off big Nagito Komaeda vibes

How many posts are we talking here? Also I never played Danganronpa so excuse me while I look him up on the wiki

Your writing reminds me of the notes from slender.

oh that's not my regular writing, had the paper on a wall and wrote it fast
my regular writing is much worse