Updated social skill firmware

How do you think of this shit, I can barely formulate basic questions that dry up their pussy

It's an app called Bumble, only the girl can message first if you match

>Not balding
>Average looks
>Good skin
>Someone to take pictures of you

>chad smile, adams apple and outdoor activity
>wonder why roasties match

>outside doing something fun
>smiling with unfucked teeth
>not even robot level in looks, just agonizingly average

No, I always play dumb with them because they do that shit to me. I make them say things or do things and it frustrates them to the point they take my hand and put it right on their tit. If they want to play their cunt games we can.

>Someone to take pictures of you
Have you ever heard of parents?

That only works if you're really good Ilooking

>How do you think of this shit, I can barely formulate basic questions that dry up their pussy
Make it up and save it. i didn't think of it on the go

>Screenshot (29096)
Um, user?

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You expect the parents of a robot to take flattering pictures of a robot?
The same fucking people who gave them their shitty looks and are biologically hardwired to love their looks no matter what?

But you can't save the replies in advance because you meed to see their responses first

Damn, these girls are cute. I want to make a Tinder, but I need to take some photos.

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This, I don't my parents have ever taken a good picture of me

Plus I don't look good in pictures unless I carefully adjust in advance because of how my eyes go wonky when I smile

Hobby, i update social skills for research

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>this average 6/10 sociopath can get girls easily
*yawn*
Give me the next "virgin-turned-chad who's totally gonna share all his secrets with Yas Forums" post.

You're either going to die a virgin or become the go-to red pill pussy smasher.

So tell us a bit about your findings.

You must live in fucking Manhattan or something

What percentage do you get numbers from?

Nothing really new. Most of them on apps are whores, to different degrees of course. Ranging from "i wanna fuck" to seeing if you give them an excuse to have sex with you without seeming like a whore who fucked a stranger. Most of them want the guy to set up the situation like it's no big deal. Example: if you straight up tell most of them you're too busy to be a boyfriend, and offer to hangout, they'll think you're not tricking them. They'll think your "honesty" about not pretending to want a relationship with them is confidence, and it's okay to let you fuck them cause you're "chill" and don't expect them to keep legs closed until a few dates. Asking them out to eat will eliminate the chances they'll consider being friends with benefits unless you're Chad and they'd fuck you regardless. Going for "wanna hangout" instead of "what food do you like" is a good way to make them think other women have sex with you, that's why you don't bother to provide a resource(food). The idea of other women letting you fuck them gives a reason to give you a number, because you're an "approved" dick appointment.
Started September 2019, matched about two hundred times and roughly 70% gave numbers

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>roughly 70% gave numbers

Jesus Christ

This shit is so stressful because every word has to be perfect, slightly wrong wording will make you seem desperate or too forward or too beta or what have you

>Going for "wanna hangout" instead of "what food do you like" is a good way to make them think other women have sex with you, that's why you don't bother to provide a resource(food).

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Did you keep talking to any after getting their number

>every word has to be perfect
Slight imperfections are ok. They make your statements seem natural.
This one stated "win me over with sushi" in her bio. So as a reward for not replying as a cunt, I suggested sushi to get her hopes up. I don't know if she'd be just as nice if i opened up with "hey, i know a great sushi place" or something

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no that's just a puppy dog that hasn't been tainted by fuck yet.

Again, this is all stuff I would never be able to think of, I can only operate in doormat mode talking to girls no matter ho hard I try not to

What percentage would you say you match with

Can't estimate a percentage because i hit like on a bunch of girls(white) and some days get no matches, and then all of a sudden about 4-5 match.

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20$ says this chinka gets knotted daily

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holy shit she's thirsty for white dick

no way dude that is just way too thirsty. are you using a real pic?

How the fuck still virgin?

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"What kind of friend?" She asks, translation = friends with benefits?

And replying "friends with benefits" is the wrong move, she'll think you're desperate to make her understand what you want. Dodging that question like you don't care if she understands what you mean is a better move

How did you get numbers from 70% if you were figuring this out as you went along, you must have been decent at conversation/flirting to begin with

Real pics, research wouldn't as interesting because many have used Chads before.
From September to November it was ~40%, after that I got more thoughtful in lying/pretending
I hate them because I see propaganda everywhere, I've been mindfucked into hating women for years now

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>your brain on Yas Forums
What a fucking idiot

well fuck, just reread thread and saw the fishing pic. if you think you're a 6 then I'm even worse than I thought. Considered myself a 5 but likely a 4 or 3 then.

You must be hot, I never get matches even on Bumble no matter what I do
Doesnt work on other sites either but I was told bumble was bottom of the barrel

That's still a much higher figure than the average guy

has a girl ever seen ur dick?

Big head(skull), big nose, no abs, under 6ft. Girls under 5''7 might consider me a 7-8, girls that are 5'9 are almost my eye level and probably pay more attention to Ichabod Crane nose

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dating as a lmv is just work. i dont understand how anyone does it. even chad gets ghosted sometimes. i dont want to do work in my spare time. i want to have fun. theres plenty of other guys who an do this stuff in my place anyway

wait just a fucking megabyte, are you a JEW????
lol either way you are much more handsome than me for the simple fact that you are 5 inches taller. Being this short is hell as a man. No respect even from friends, although I'm grateful that I have them.

Body Dysphoria: a mental illness involving obsessive focus on a perceived flaw in appearance. This is you

You type like a pedofile

>wait just a fucking megabyte, are you a JEW????
Yeah, making sure (((fellow whites))) hate their women and don't reproduce, how could you tell?

It's not worth it bro, you're playing a game that you're not cut out for just because you think it's normal.
I didn't realize it didn't have to be like this until I started learning a second language and talking to nonwestern girls.
Do you really want to craft every single thing that comes out of your mouth for the sake of an unfulfilling relationship, to cater to someone who wants a nonstop rollercoaster of entertainment and partying?
Learn a second language and there will be no more "communication maneuvers"

Not IRL
Lots of guys fail cause they move from app(bumble/tinder etc) to a different app(snapchat). Take the real thing

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>Take the real thing
What if she refuses number and insists on snapchat?

Tell her no, if she asks why, say "i don't want leftovers from the other guys"

>adams apple
Is this a good thing? I don't like mine.

At least she took a picture without makeup, although the tats are a huge no-no for me. How far have you pursued these women, Chad-kun?

It's usually seen as a manly feature like veiny arms