What are your worst school stories? For me it's whenever we had to play heads up 7up...

had a teacher kill himself one year

also forgot to mention after the guy died in a DUI they put up a cross and all that shit and I went and dumped a piss bottle on the little memorial.

>wasn't some inner city ghetto school either

Honestly, I've attended both kinds and the rural ones are far worse. Less money in rural communities so kids just run wild doing whatever. There's even less money going into the school so none of the teachers give a shit. Kids trading percocet in class, always some dumb drama going around. If I got into trouble at the inner city school, I at least felt like someone might care.

Drug use was insane in those rural schools. Where I lived before all everyone did was weed. meanwhile first couple days of 7th grade and people are passing acid and meth.

Funny my parents moved me from the evil city to be safe and instead it was like living in a third world country. Oh well that is what happens when you make knee jerk idiotic decisions because of what you watched on television.

>Be like 7th grade or something
>Have first oneitis
>She comes onto me which made me totally panic
>Rip the FATTEST, STINKIEST fart of my life
>Visible disgust
>She never talks to me again and comes out as lesbian a year later
I am horrified of anyone who knows my awkward past now. I avoid people who knew me.

Yea my family did exactly the same. We moved because the nearby prisons started importing criminal overflow from California so gang activity got worse. Ironically I was less safe out in the sticks.

>constant power outages
>house had no HVAC and even worse insulation
>neighbors literally had a meth lab 20ft from my house
>had to get into weight lifting to keep kids off of me

It was wild and rough shit but I'm glad I experienced it in the end. Put a lot in perspective for me.

>t. went to a nice school with no fear of violence

pathological liars. t. pathological liar

Same I moved the fuck out of that shit hole though. No work anyway other than walmart until you die.

>im glad my life was shit
this board is doomed.
honestly feels like im reading one of those fiction subreddits like insaneparents

This popular but only moderately attractive girl made me sniff a load of pepper and I did it and exploded.

Getting hit and spit on by a bunch of the other kids. I was only 6, I can't even remember what I did but I moved school after that.

I'm going to exclude high school since every day generated a new story from hell.

When I began middle school my district began bussing kids in from the inner city of a nearby city known for being very ghetto. The superintendent believed our middle class preppy culture would rub off on them. I saw my school within a year degenerate into an absolute shithole before my very eyes. I was one of the few kids who did not fall into the new norm of degeneracy. I was also small, nerdy, and a bit effete so I was bullied relentlessly. Zero tolerance was fully in place so they resorted to psychological torture nearly around the clock.

It all came to a head when I discovered who the center of it was and attacked him. I choked him out while we were in gym and told him that this was how he'd die and he deserved it.

Some kid pulled me off and dragged me to the office. They tried to expell me but my parents threatened to sue since they had brought this to their attention before. They simply gave me a suspension and I became known as a crazy person, but they left me alone since the guy I attacked was twice my size.

Bruh I've seen it first hand you dumbass. Especially if someone's getting kicked and stomped on by multiple people.

>Some kid pulled me off and dragged me to the office.
He publicly gave you a handjob and nobody cared about that?

>people dont fucking break legs in fights
that might be the dumbest thing i've read today

>most of the players to jump me
>one on one
I'm not even the guy who posted in the first place but your reading comprehension sucks shit my dood.

Even then it's not super unlikely. I've seen arms get broken in fights I don't think it's unreasonable to suggest a leg could get broken.

i rekt my knee and have rekt others' knees in fights
broken legs happen user

woahoh! the reversal XD

>inb4 "hurr y u kick pussy?"
i'm never in the mood for your shit so if you start trouble i'm going to beat you until you regret it and go on about my day
>huuuh fight fair!
i didn't agree to a fight, you attacked me, i defended myself

I had a solid giggle at that but it was a formating accident on my part.

this thread is so full of badasses kicking butts at their middle school! wow i had no idea this board was so full of tough guys!!!

>I have seen someone break a leg getting jumped on by a really fat guy while he leg was in an awkward spot on the ground
I need to know more about this story.

Man, fat people are fucking jerks.

>the school mixes the students into different groups
>gotta prove your tough
>slap fights start
>slap fights include backhand and throws
>weak guy changes the game and includes groin strikes
>kung fu pose becomes the norm (left leg protecting the balls), there's some philly shell (left hand protecting), but is quickly dropped
>your balls still get punch/kicked at least once
>head tough guy stops coming to school for a week
>dude breaks his left arm on a monday and his right arm on a friday
>no school for a week
>apparently most of the school got hep B
>not us, back to school
>Dude who stopped coming to the school for a week fell from a roof on his face
>his face is flat, says he cant feel most of his face
>dude who broke his arms has two huge casts
>we have the school to ourselves, so Lord of the Flies and Fight Club all day everyday
>Flatface has been learning boxing
>with a kung fu pose leans in with his face and fucks you up
>Capone (wore his jacket on his shoulders because double cast) threw weighted haymakers and the sharp edges sometimes cut skin
>parents found out and sent me to a normal school
>fifth grade was gnarly

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Sounds badass as fuck, gentleman.

The time one of the popular guys pretended to be my friend for a week only to turn on me and deconstruct how pathetic I am and how I'll die alone.

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One time I could hear a popular girl plotting to ask me something and then she asked me to the prom and I was trying to figure out how I could decline because I did not want to go to the prom regardless but before I could say anything she said she was just joking. It shouldn't have hurt but it did.

I always found it strange. Beatings didnt bother me but people betraying my trust or kindness cut far deeper.

>spent every lunch and breaktime alone in the library reading or drawing
>don't have any friends but not bullied, people are friendly to me like I'm a younger sibling
>one girl decides she hates me for some reason
>starts coming to the library every lunch/break and making fun of me
>gets her friends to join in too
>one of the boys in our year group stands up for me
>causes a huge drama in the "popular" clique
>gets attention of staff
>I'm dragged into massive drama with parents, staff and students
>tfw I just wanted to read and draw
I didn't like school at all.

That's pretty mean, especially since she'd have to go out of her way to find you in the library.

Yeah as someone who went to an inner city school on the more poor side of the city (but not the worst side) our student support team was amazing. There was a big underage drinking problem but big deal, teens partying when their parents were out. I never saw meth and heroin and shit and I always hear those stories from rural schools. Even the upper class city schools seem to have big pill issues. Again I think its student support and people assuming their kids are fine because the school is more affluent.

She was weird. I dunno why she hated me so much she would never say, for a long time I would pretend to be sick just so I didn't have to go there.

>that pedo gym health teacher that wore glasses and had graying hair who grew up with an alcoholic father and went to court for allegedly groping some girl's ass and nothing happened to him and he kept his job

I don't think any of my teachers were pedophiles, but I had a health teacher that taught us that the dairy industry was a big scam with a lot of dark money behind it and that milk is actually not good for your bones. To this day I believe him.

i have a moment similar to this but its more autistic

>le have stick
>obvious autistic
>pretends that im on a minecraft world
>pretending to chop down tree with stick
>nigger kid comes and takes my sticks
"you are gonna kill someone with this"
>niggers goes away with my fucking sticks
>mom comes and i tell her
>mom shuns the boy
all for the fucking sticks.

are you an girl or an boy? i think an girl by the story. either way you should've just beat her up.

Girls can bully boys too. It's worse because the boy is not allowed to fight back.

friend puts thumbtack on classmates chair. classmate sits on chair. friend blames me. week detention and xbox taken away from me for a month.

Not a friend any longer after that, I hope.

it was in middle school and i didnt have many friends so i just pretended to laugh it off, but yes i was still friends with him ik im low iq ape brain

I remember in year 3 we had a game like that. I don't remember it exactly but you had to do a fake voice so someone wouldn't know it was you. I'd rehearsed it in my head hoping I was chosen. I was chosen once and guessed instantly because of my fat voice

I don't know what your game is, but my game was you put your heads down on your desk and put your thumb up and people would tap you without saying anything. So then at the end you would guess who picked you and if you guessed right then they sat down and you became one of the pickers in the next round. I hated it because I hated having to guess who chose me because I felt like they'd be offended if I didn't guess it was them. Not sure what this even had to do with education.

HOLY FUCK DID AN HOUR JUST DISAPPEAR FOR ANYONE ELSE? WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED, DID I PASS OUT?

Calm down, it's just daylight savings time

I don't know how some people are so stupid that they always seem to be getting their posts deleted.

I can think of a few things if I try, but I've been out of school for 12 years and it all seems so minor and inconsequential now.

I fucking wish I could've gotten percocet at my high school all I could get was weed and I hate weed.
if I ever have kid's I'm sending them to a school where they can get real good old timey men's drugs like heroin and meth and none of this pussy zoomer weed vape cart bullshit.

Well this is the board where we obsess over our crippling memories of things that happened decades ago because our life has moved nowhere since then so it's all we can think about after all this time so I'm not sure what you're doing here if you've actually accomplished something with your life.

I haven't accomplished anything at all. I simply have different torments now.

>4th grade
>leaving class one day to meet my grandma
>she had early onset dimentia but only lived across the road so she could still make the trip
>get shoved down a flight of stairs right in front of her and she goes into a meltdown
>grabs the kid that pushed me by his throat and drags him around until a teacher comes
>meanwhile i'm writhing in pain on the ground
>dislocated shoulder and a fractured ass
>have to go to hospital and talk to cops
>kid that shoved me gets expelled
>go back to school with mum later on to collect my stuff and the teachers are all talking mad shit about me and my family right in front of us and the principal
>four teachers fired on the spot
>get transferred to a different school because things obviously weren't going well at current one
>it's the same school the kid that shoved me down the stairs went to
>his older brother goes there too
>they decide to try and throw me off a balcony as revenge for getting him kicked out of school and beat up by a granny
>giant black kid comes out of nowhere and beats the living fuck out of them
>he's related to one of the kids I used to hang out with in Kindergarten so we become friends
>dies in a car accident 2 weeks later
>get bullied about my "dead nigger friend" so bad i have to transfer schools again
i'm so glad i spent half of my life being forced to go to a gulag