What are your worst school stories? For me it's whenever we had to play heads up 7up...

What are your worst school stories? For me it's whenever we had to play heads up 7up. You wouldn't expect a game named after such a delicious drink to be so bad, but it sucks. I am 30 and I still have nightmares about it.

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>pretended to sleep in class because I was afraid to talk to my classmates

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Consistently being picked last in gym class despite being tall, thin, and moderately athletic.

Dressing up as a girl for a pantomime

I got into a fight with one of the football players at my school and broke his leg, so at the start of next term they got most of the players to jump me and broke my collar bone, 2 ribs and my arm.

small cute girl asked me out but I was too autistic to understand so declined. friend said he found her crying after I rejected her.

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>3 guys tried to beat the shit out of me in the bathroom
>4th guy was by the door standing watch
>shit got rough I took some damage but have high pain tolerance
>stabbed one kid with my pencil and slammed his face into a stall door which cut him and made him bleed
>they were all on shock and this give me enough time to run away
>no one got in trouble because teachers never found out and they gave no fucks anyway
>school was basically a fucking fight club
>wasn't some inner city ghetto school either
>97% white school in the country

In the end I mostly had bruises but regretted not pulling another pencil out and ramming it through that fuckers eye. Fortunately he died in a DUI like a bitch years later.

How did you feel when John Wick came out and he became famous for killing a guy with a pencil? I didn't know that was actually possible IRL.

Laughed my ass off honestly. But yeah you can kill anyone with an object long enough to shove through an eye or even up the nose. Keep in mind they may not die though and just get brain damage. Either is good enough for me though.

Anyway I always carried a bunch of number two pencils nice and sharp in my pocket to stab people in the gut with. Its not going to kill them but it hurts like absolute hell and gives time for a follow up or running away.

>school camping trip
>11 or 12
>we are kids so we think its cool to walk with a random stick as a walking stick
>i participated in this
>group comes to a rest stop where we stay for ~15 minutes before continuing up the mountain
>another kid takes my walking stick
>chase after him to get it back
>he doesn't give it back
>"RRREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>think of this moment daily