Ideal gf/bf

And why is it always the same people posting their shitty charts

They're always called the same thing. You're not too much of a boomer to know how filters work, are you, user?

Am i wrong in assuming that the only people who make and post these are self-absorbed pieces of shit?

I get told I wrote too much on this but I would prefer someone who likes to read a lot anyway.

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you deserve a gf just for putting that much effort into it desu

>findom
disgusting

user, please. You're turning me on.

Kill yourself. I assume it's not original in your case.

Describe a first date for you

High tier loneliness indeed

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I would just want someone to stay up with really late playing video games. Co-op games are fun but I love introducing new people to older games as I love old retro games. It's both funny and exciting to watch someone die a lot on some of those old games and watch them get mad. We'd probably get high together off of weed(if they want, they don't have to but I will though.) and order out either pizza or chinese food. I don't drive but if I did or they did we'd probably just go on a long drive and listen to music and talk. Maybe cuddle afterward if they wanted to.

6/10
ubuntu is based, 8/10

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If I was gay I would jump on you in a heartbeat

>literally unreadable font color
0/10 do it again

This is me.

7/10 but findom / pls bully is an immediate no from me.

4/10 maybe if I was 16 again, please stop hurting yourself user it's scary to potential partners trust me

2/10, anti anime, unironically uses the term "basedboy", considers polygamy, anger issues, is a fan of TAA are all red flags for me

6/10 you're nice but I'm not interested in chicks (even if youre pre)

5/10 anti anime and mentally fucked to the point of it being frightening are your real downsides to me sorry

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Only thing that's 0/10 is your eyes

That's okay I'm used to rejection
Even pre I was very feminine looking anyways.

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If someone is immediately scared off by self harm I don't think they are emotionally capable of handling being with me

Are you a tranny? If not what's your discord?

I hope you find a nice partner anonette you seem based

Kek fair but I was speaking from personal experience instead of a place of judgement

No I am cis. Only if you put yourself up / tell me which post is yours user

TODAY IS THE DAY THAT has the same chance as any other day of something special happening but the image becomes something that is closer to what it will be when it is decent

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I didnt make one, but you're is super wholesome. Makes me want contact.

I refuse to do this kind of shit since I'm a complete retard when it comes to drawing. I will never forget the time I drew a cow at my high school and my teacher thought it was a Dalmatian, Never again

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>I hope you find a nice partner anonette you seem based
Unlikely! But thank you, I wish people lined them up for someone like me.
Chasers don't count desu

Holy kek

these are my standards

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save me from this hell and let me rest in peace edition
noetory#6981

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Why did you cut the nose user?!

im dont understand metaphors
you should know id go out with either the CO method on of my guns :)

>18
>we all died in 2012
You were 10 give it a rest

>Only if you put yourself up
This is me

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It's ironic but I forgot to add that I have severe memory issues

Hola mi amigo blanco, no es muy temprano para andar simpeando en cuatro chan?

para mi no es temprano, todavia no dormi, y por favor no le veo nada de mediocre a la chica

CHEEEEEEEEEEEE BOLUDOOOOOOOOOOOO

que queres?

INFLIACIOOOOOOOON BOLUDOOOOOOO

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i luv making friends! my discord is jere#0803 c:

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Why would someone like this be here? Other than to collect orbiters

Don't underestimate the hell that is WV.

As an Alabamaanon that doesn't explain anything

i dunnoo i just like talking 2 people

Here are some West Virginia fun facts:
#1 in Drug Deaths
#7 worst Education System
#3 worst Healthcare System
#1 worst economy
#1 worst economic future
#1 worst infrastructure
#1 highest tobacco smoker rate
#2 worst obesity
#4 worst for Child Poverty rate
#3 worst for Preventable Hospitalizations
#2 worst for Mental health
#1 worst for Premature Death
#1 worst for Infant Mortality
#1 worst for Diabetes

That doesn't say anything about her

This was fun to make, I wonder how insane people will think I am.

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You know damn well you'll have anons begging for contact info

I can send you some pet pics
El Pato#7032

I consider polygamy because for a man to be committed to one woman at least on a sexual level is flat out against the nature of a man and what his biological purpose is. Look up the Coolidge effect.

That doesn't mean I can't remain emotionally exclusive to a person though. But I think it's a bit unreasonable to expect two people to have sex and only have sex with each other for the remainder of their relationship. In some ways I think polygamy is healthy. I don't believe in having multiple romantic partners though.

>anti anime

Because most of it sucks lol. Read a decent book or watch a decent movie and you'll see how inferior most anime is.

>is a fan of TAA

Can you in your own words tell me what exactly is wrong with TAA? I really would like to know. What is it about his opinions that bother you?

>bpd
>daddy
Don't give in lads

Why do I always find myself more interesed in bpd
girls instead of regular girls? I often find myself being attracted to a girl just to later found out they have bpd

pls be gf
please and thank you mam

>anime is pretty fucking gay with the exception of death note
Watch Kaiji

What's that about? I never really grew up with anime and most of what iv'e seen doesn't appeal to me. I don't even think i'd have liked Death Note if my best friend didn't introduce me to it. And I like Death Note because it doesn't have those cringy anime tropes that turns me off from it.(it does have some but not as many as I figured it would have when originally getting into it.)

>"i'll fucking kill you"
>"i hate you user"
I thought that would deter people from asking. Unfortunately I'm not even trying to be edgy.

The mommy balances it out. Right?

Do us and yourself a favour and just don't.

What a polite young man you are user.

Well, let's look at the implication of just these two statistics:
Suicidal Depression: 18.9%
Obesity: 38.1%

>whats a mayan calendar???

>I thought that would deter people from asking.
Yeah but you're female.

>hair always tied up
Based and bunpilled

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You will absolutely love Kaiji, then. The guy who made the music tracks for DN is the same who did for Kaiji. It's about a loser having to survive tough situations in gambling. Artstyle is considered ugly for retarded weebs but I bet it'll click with you more. Now go watch it before I spoil you

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