/r9gay/ - #963

Maurice edition
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first for bottoms rimming tops

cutest was meow :)

i feel like i know who wrote this post even though i know i dont

who the
FRICK
is maurice?

I want to sit on a bottom's face

google it you fucktard

literally who? oregano sauce

god I love being beautiful

Homosexual and bisexual individuals can't have fulfilling romantic or sexual lives because it isn't an "orientation," it's a mental illness. Normal people are disgusted by your faggot anal sex and diseases.

googel says it's this guy

some kind of orange prince

fircken euros are weird

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no, it's just you incel freaks, and people want you shitters dead which is a good thing. kill yourself you disgusting asshole.

he was before he was fat

gays are all incel because gay "sex" isn't real sex.

you won't leave your shit room let alone know what real sex is, you're a fucking abomination that deserves to be shamed and tortured till you kick the bucket. i have no empathy for pieces of shit like you even more than regular incels see gay people. Go jack off to your nonexistent waifu and whine on reddit about how much of a gigantic faggot you are, i hope you get COVID and croak in a slow and painful death.

Get out you retarded turbonormalnigger.

i never had sex myself, i just pretend to know shit to piss off and humiliate breeder incels

saying get covid is like saying get the cold it's kind of funny being used in a serious way like that

Think about this: Homosexual "sex" necessarily involves the destruction of at least one fag's rectum. Heterosexual sex does not destroy a woman's body and, in fact, has the potential to create new life.
Choosing to be gay is a choice to be evil.

Fact: being alive is to continuously destroy and heal your body until it gives in and kicks the bucket.

do you not literally have to tear through a hymen for a virgin

at if that's the same at all, idiot.
woman doesn't end up looking like goatse.

roasties exist and thinking that constant dicking isn't blowing something out you're coping big time

What are you bois jamming to tonight?
For me, it's Iowa by Slipknot.

women will get beef curtains though. and gays can do other stuff like frotting and oral.

pussy is meant to be elastic. asshole is not.
you will get incontinence, retarded faggot.

>going on a date for the first time tomorrow
>only just dawned on me
>suddenly started getting extremely nervous

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>Homosexual "sex" necessarily involves the destruction of at least one fag's rectum.
Homosex isn't purely anal, there's other ways of getting off :^( try harder

99.99999999999% of gays are doing anal.

a faggot getting incontinence or prolapsing would only happen they were purposely trying to push their intestines out through fisting or taking a fire extinguisher dildo up their ass daily. nice job admitting vaginas are supposed to get blown out though

99.99999999999% of the time ya mom is lusting after my ding-dong diddly cock, ya simp

except for the turbo sluts, they don't have anal as often as roasties take it up the cooter due to the prep involved with anal.

fingering could easily cause prolapse or incontinence. the anus is delicate

there is no reason why someone who has any amount of non-extreme anal sex less than or equal to 3 times a week would ever have issues with their anus, a scientific objective fact.

Imagine being this hilariously clueless. Is this the same user or someone else joking?

same user. I'm not clueless.
faggotry is unnatural for a reason.

>faggotry is unnatural
said the coomer

its normal and kinda cute to be nervous

>unnatural
>sphincter isn't elastic
90 IQ

nope, professionally tested IQ 160
it's you faggots who are the dumb ones

Why are furries so oppressed here?

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>tfw no anthro wolf bf

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HOES MAD, HOES MAD, HOES MAD, HOES MAD, HOES MAD, HOES MAD, HOES MAD, HOES MAD, HOES MAD DINDU NUFFINS

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can someone define what a "normalnigger" is?

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someone who self identifies as an animal

oh thank god im not a normalnigger then
I just like anthro animals a lot

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If you don't know what a normalnigger is, you are one. Don't worry about it and depart the thread for greener pastures.

meow is hella cute :3

Everyone has their own definiton of a "normalnigger"

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meow is fat so I'm assuming you're meow

>ywn have a qt charizard bf
all i want is to hear his wings flap when i get home

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>remembering the time as a teenager when I was an outright scalie.

stop posting dragons, please.

Only normalniggers say that so that they can feel included.
There is, always was, and always will be, one definition. Your personal head cannon and delusions do not apply to this purely objective matter.

ur not really helping ur case

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Is non-normalnigger just synonymous with NEET then?

he's barely a dragon user

ask and ye shall receive dear user

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oh noooooo :v)

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There's only one definition of normalnigger but he can't define I think that's kind of funny

That's not what he meant
It's okay

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nyo i'm not :3

what board/thread is that even from

Being gay is the sexuality equivalent of having down syndrome.
Imagine not liking a nice set of tits.

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