/britfeel/

>zhang fan
ABSOLUTELY BASED
Cannot wait to see her batter JJ, it's going to be so satisfying
I want to eventually hit 1/2/3/4 (number of 20kg plates on each side) and i'm not too far off but my noob gains have basically stalled now that i'm close to them, will probably take me until the end of the year to bench 100kg even though I reached 80kg fairly easily
How's /britfit/ the stick insect doing?

going to the pub with workmates for the first time in my life, any tips?

That sounds like hell lad. Is there anyway you can move out or get landlord involved?

Is there a way for a straight man to take multiple cum loads in his mouth? Like just a queue of men wanking and spunking in your mouth?

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Dunno if I hate chinks or polacks more

I bet they don't even de-gas their beers. Barbarians.

do your titty make milky

I thought nubs humiliated poley into leaving?

I'm moving out at the end of the month but it's starting to drag. I eat takeaway almost every day because the kitchen is so disgusting.

UFC is all about the story cazzie
that said, i'm rooting for yoel due to him winning the story and because he's white

Of the fights of hers I've seen, they've been mental. I watched her promo vid and it gave me shivers. She seems like the kind of women everyone female can aspire to be like. Dedicated, strong and intelligent.
That sounds great lad, I believe that you will achieve it!
/Britfit/ is doing really well! No moult yet. Cleaned them and clinic-chan out this morning and they were both hiding under a leaf together. Was pretty cute

What customisable accessories could I put in my truck?

I gave up on the Apu air fresher. I have a framed picture of Apu on the dash and this poster here. I did a can of lilt somewhere. Not sure what else I could have

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you moving to your own place Edgbaston lad?

I'm not looking at making anyone leave. This is a place everyone can shitpost (or in my case stickpost) without judgement
Count down those days lad. Sorry to hear it's so shitty. It will all be worth it when you're out there. It's difficult not to eat takeaway that's unhealthy. Try to make sure you're getting a few pieces of fruit a day.

nubs do your titty make milky

The U.S. has the world's highest coronavirus death rate at more than 5 percent

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>card isnt working
>ordered a replacement
>going to take up to 5 days
reeeee

up the shut fuck, redditor

England wales is gonna be lit

Honestly this fight will be hard for her because JJ 100% will not go in the pocket with her but I think Zhang just needs to rock her with a right hand and she'll take her to the ground and submit her
You should give /britfit/ extra protein so he mogs all the other stick insects

Yes, they used to. There was a medication called mirtazapine that I took for my Tourettes. A side effect of it was lactation. Was very weird making tit milk but having no baby to feed

They arent testing people until theyre near death apparently. If you look at the south korea death rate its 0.6% of people dying because theyve tested 158000 people.

>watching roasties trying to fight

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Can't be arsed walking all the way up the town... Think I'll just go as far as Lidls

You playing on modded or bog standard?

Do you reckon Zhang will get a KO or will it be a submission? I'm not a gambling woman but I'm considering putting a few bong on our girl
I make sure he gets some of the tastiest looking leaves. I don't know about getting him mega hench with protein tho

>Ham n tomato sarnie
>4 bottles of newcastle brown ale
>1 bottle of ale called old tom
>jamaican tobacco on the way
>Truckin along with muh chums
Will have to stop driving in an hour or so when I get drunk though desu. Don't want to start crashing due to drunken stupidity.

yeah lad, it tends to be frowned upon these days

Please drunk driver and record I would like a laugh lad

if i was your bf i would love to drink the milk from your tit like a baby

it's highly unlikely to get a K.O in straw weight, a woman that small can't generate enough power to actually rattle someone's brain so hard they ending up crt alt delete'ing their consciousness but a TKO from strikes is quite possible
I'd put money on a second to third round TKO myself

Moving to my GF's parents house in comfy Wales. I'm being made redundant so fuck living in Birmingham. The cunts keep breaking shit then not reporting it, they leave it for me to report and then the Landlord thinks it's me. They've just broken the oven now and nobody told me. Will probably have to battle with the landlord for my deposit back as per usual.

Yeah I'm using mods. The customisable accessories are from SISL mega pack. There are some models where you can slap your own texture on them and they work with little fuss

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Where in Wales lad?

Alri Cameron

Wales is full of chavs and junkies lad
A few nice parts

Not normie truckin, I'm doing it the best way, the ETS2 way.
>and they work with little fuss
To you maybe, but to a mong simpleton it would be a nightmare.

Thanks but no thanks lad. I don't take those pills anymore anyway
I laughed at control alt deleting someone's consciousness. I must admit, I've never watched a lot of fighting so it's interesting to learn that a straw weight KO isn't that common
Wales is bloody lush bab. Good shout. I hope you settle in well.
That's utter bullshit that they have 0 respect. Log everything that's happened so when you move out and go to your landlord, there shouldn't be any contest

*Overturns his articulated lorry, spilling its contents of eighty prize winning Fancy Apus onto the motorway*

I'm a mong simpleton and it's VERY simple. The folder comes with some sample textures and you just replace them with your own

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For you truck lads. This Russo-Canadian has a good heavy haul channel.
youtu.be/-WkJTD1sq2Y

I'll stick to bog standard desu.
Thanks for trying to make it seem easy though.

David Cameron on britfeel oooooo

Norf Wales
Yeah they seem to have triple the chavs of anywhere else. I still prefer chavs to wannabe nigger gangbangers who stab people. I've been mugged and someone got stabbed outside a shop I go in near work the other night.
Cheers for listening to my rants lad. I'll try to log stuff but he's already been a cunt with me about the washing machine that wasn't my fault.

Where you meeting her lad. Ill go in your place if ya like?

About to head to the gym. Driving lesson later, still get really nervous

Chavs do have knives and they WILL try and steal your bike lad

Dont get completely shit faced and make a cunt of yourself. Otherwise Monday will be shit

this threads shit

This should be the rule for /britfeel/. Like in Peep Show when Mark was Gerard's back up date.

>thread's
yer welcome
also, waaa waaa it not how I like it.

What is your favorite minority? For me, it's Albanians. Top blokes desu.

what format do the 3d models need to be in?
how ere you trying that apu air freshener? from scratch or modding something?

>What is your favorite minority?
Whites

Lmao albanians are cockroaches. Legit subhuman, the one thing balkans and even arabs agree on

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AIbinos

i quite like the lithuanians desu

Had a lithuanian lad at my school. They are quite low iq but sound, pretty bro tier

How comes when youre not white? And whites hate your type? I dont get it.

Good luck with your lesson. I used to live on a classic council estate with plenty of chavs back in Yorkshire. I'd take chavs over minorities every time.

kys
t. serbian dog
never met one

Night delivery
This is on smooth youtube.com/watch?v=EKTaW9sPXsk
comfy/10

big brain choice, worked together with a few of them as a baggage handler at heathrow and they were all very nice

>never met one
So a true minority
I knew a couple of albanians in the last place I worked.

/britfeel/ date replacement service

>what format do the 3d models need to be in?
I didn't get that far but there's a Blender plugin that converts to the format the game uses
I had a .png of an Apu and I imagined I would be able to import it into Blender and make it thicker, about the width of an air freshner. But when I tried that, it didn't cut out the transparency from the model so it was just a square with Apu printed on it. I tried converting it to a vector and then importing it but it was missing some parts presumedly from making it a vector and I couldn't figure out how to put the Apu texture back on, so I just gave up.

not sure thats the definition of minority, mate

Wouldn't minority be there's not many of something?
I'm a mong so I accept a reply that laughs at me.

Who's in the Bass then? Luvvverly pint of Bass.

It's Kitty Lynn, lad. Do you want me to make an imgur album for you? I've got quite a few pics of her.

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Fucking choon coming in yer ears from house heads uk
youtube.com/watch?v=g5TLAFvbOO0
gowan trucklads
And the rest of you delightful buggers as well desu.

dont see how anyone could fancy a tranny, dont you know theyve got dicks?

imagine how satisfying it would be to beat that dude up

>Gay people: lmao straights are so insecure
>Also gay people: different colours REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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