User, how come you still don't have a girlfriend?

>user, how come you still don't have a girlfriend?
how does one respond to this question

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Never met the right one

Because I only make enough to avoid two or three hour sessions at a time.

Cause I ain't funny

I just always say "You tell me".

That is easier than trying to explain that I've never tried and have never been approached. It also makes the person asking feel slightly uncomfortable. They will either not prod further or perhaps give some insight that no amount of reflection/rumination has revealed. The question has become increasingly common as friends have gotten married and the like.

Why don't you have a million dollars?

> I'm incompatible with every girl I meet and I'm gonna die alone.

Eventually you really start believing that.

My love is worthless. Nobody deserves a such a bland, ugly, repulsive, asocial, apathic person like me. There's nothing redeeming about the way I am or what I do, I hardly care for anything. I don't fit in with my own family that's how far from fitting in, sorry for the vent but in the end not having a gf goes even deeper than this. There's no need to worry about me anymore or my health, I eat well, go out to walk often, study, work and take care of mysel I'm alone all the time but glad I don't have to care about anyone else but me at this point. It's a bit sad but once you get used to yourself and get over the self doubt living like this is not the worst.

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Because my name is Yoshikage Kira. I am 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink.

I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up.

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

With a Mozambique drill

I am too busy for one.

A Hispanic coworker asked me this. I said I don't have time. She returns "No time for love?" and I think I just said Yeah or something. Her daughter was cute and told me I was her favorite person at work but she joined the national guard

I'm too annoying.

I literally never got asked this question because I'm an autistic retard and the answer is obvious just from looking at me.

Dunno, wanna go on a date?

Honest answer: I'm not really interested a relationship right now.
If they keep pestering, just change the subject.

Well nobody would ask me this because I'm a recluse who works from home and spend 95% of my time indoors unless I walk to the mailbox or walk to the store across the street (rare) for groceries.

But if they did ask I would say it's because I'm unreachable the vast majority of the time and stay inside like a house cat.

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Because I bring down womens moods when I have one on one conversations and I don't put effort into other peoples lives.

I'm on the spectrum and find it hard to conform to societal norms.

>I hadn't met you yet, anonette.

Very few women are worth settling for.

>Well, why wouldn't you date me?

>user don't be silly, i have a boyfriend
>original comment

I would respond with "Why do I need a girlfriend?"

I have nearly everything to get a girlfriend. Im funny. Charismatic. Cute. But im emotionally detached. If i have serious emotions towards a girl i try to block it and repress. I do it because i hate this feeling and i feel vulnerable because of it. Im scared to be backstabbed. I don't like feeling of love or emotional dependency.

sometime i wonder what it's like to chase crazy bitches and settle for mediocre easily available sexual encounters.

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I have not met a woman with whom I want to spend the rest of my life with. I do not date casually and the idea of dating someone knowing it will not last has no point.

Because I dont have time for one, my life does not revolve around getting a girlfriend

I usually say i dont know how to turn down the difficulty setting on tinder. Everyone gets a chuckle with that one.

based and JoJopilled user

that would be pretty hilarious if someone used that to roast you

im going to adapt and use this irl

I've often found I don't talk to my loved ones sometimes screaming.

After years of dealing with people's bullshit I have become borderline sociopathic with my relations to not only women but to people in general.

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this hurts to read cause it's exactly how I am. I just haven't quite accepted it like you have.

Because I'm boring
That's it. I've tried to find other excuses over the years, like that I was too skiny, had bad dress sense, didn't make enough. But it's really just down to the fact that if a girl talks to me 1 on 1, and she isn't interested in the one or two niche interests I have, I cannot hold a conversation.

I am not actively looking for one.

>She left me
Answer like this and she will feel bad for teasing you

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Sometime in the street I see guys around 30 with above average face and pretty fit body carrying a baby with a landwhale or a very ugly woman walking beside them. When our gaze meet, they always look down with shame. Really I prefer to remain khv than living like this.

I already have a 2D waifu

I was stupid enough to develop oneitis for someone who was never going to be with me no matter how much I tried (we still fucked a few times at least) but I had the hope I would someday be with her, I'm now trying to pick myself up. Might ask a nice girl which I buy breakfast from daily on monday... Wish me luck anons

>talking to girl for a while
>she seems interested
>randomly ghosts me out of the blue, doesn't remove me as a friend on social media but i think blocked me, never looked at any snap stories for like 6 months
>randomly starts looking at my stories again
>messages me every day, reacts to my shit on facebook, and tries to get me to hang out with her
>i'm bored so i say yes
>she cancels an hour before we were supposed to hang out, whatever
>we talk a bit more, getting along well, week later she does the same social media block shit again
I'm literally at the point where I've been disappointed by relationships so much that I'm not even upset, I just want to know why people are like this.

Like that matters
t. Fucked a girl with a boyfriend for months

same, if she wants to fuck she'll fuck

I just shrug and say I havent met the right person yet
It's a copout but I've never had anybody ask further than that
People that ask this question dont actually care about you

leave
oreganilo

You don't. People who ask that are fucking degenerates who deserve to burn in hell

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I'm too goddamn sexy, that's why

>user, how come you still don't have a girlfriend?
I'm overweight.
I'm ugly.
I study medicine so I don't have much free time.
I'm socially anxious and not good at talking to people.
I don't get many opportunities to talk to people recreationally.
I have a touch of autism.
I'm suicidal.

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My parents never gave me the opportunity to get into one while in high school so I never learned

I've never been asked this and never will be because it's obvious. I'm physically hideous, I'm mean and self-centred and boring, and I'm too socially awkward and full of self-loathing to ever approach anyone. This is all readily apparent to anyone who interacts with me for any length of time whatsoever.

Real question is why have one? I used to have one, sucked, phone calls every day, expensive dates, when we hung out we always had to go out and "do" something, usually retarded bullshit that would amount to nothing and result in us coming home with less money and energy than we had before. Having a gf fucking sucks, the sex is the only redeeming quality and you can emulate that with masturbation, there's literally no reason to burden yourself like that, life is hard enough.

Because i have nothing to offer anyone. Why be with me when there are millions of better guys all around me. If someone deluded themselves into thinking im the slightest bit worthwhile i'd just be doing them a disservice by dating them, locking them down with a borning, ugly, shy husk of a person when they could date an actual human with a personality.

If someone asks i just divert the question with some ironic answer.

Is it really that big a mystery? People are selfish opportunists, don't take that shit personally, rude behavior is a product of the modern age

Seems actually like the best answer

Stupid, how would they know better than you, the question pertains to your life

cause im 5'4

im going to die alone

I am a 2/10 who is only interested in 8+/10

because i actively avoid socializing.
it's really not a hard answer.

Because I have dated more than a dozen women in my life, so many I have forgotten many of their names, and nearly all of them have been horrid, entitled cunts with no redeeming qualities. I can't remember the last positive romantic experience I had, but I can list off all the horrible dates I have had where I have been belittled and insulted and attacked to my face. Something about modern women and modern dating is broken and I don't know what to do.

After I say something like this, people will quickly jump to calling me an entitled incel or saying that I just need to "find better women" and never explain what that means. I don't know any young people in happy relationships anywhere. It seems like everyone is either single or in a perpetual state of worrying about being cheated on.

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no one ever asked that
i guess its pretty obvious why

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>I'm not interested in slags
>word spreads around what I said, the slags come to me and try to convince me they aren't slags

wtf do your parents have to do with sexual selection you coping retard