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What are you qualified in?

>how do i get a job
depends what kinda job you want?

dunno amy seems keen for the dick like reckon hes too fast for her
tails is too insecure to fuck
eggman is a power top
knuckles thinks fucking will mess with his chi or some shit but really hes a dicklet

When he finally catches Robotnik he rims him until Robotnik starts moaning with pleasure and they fuck.

>depends what kinda job you want?
federal booby inspector
inspecting boobies

What makes you think you should have been a bully lod

oh yeah? well I'm more alfafa than u
*poos on your chest*

varies but usually of a decent size

gf's bf said my cocklet was cute lads

nuthin
i dunno, a nice job for a typical /britfeel/er

How to get a good paying job or is your fate sealed when you've been a neet too long?

Wouldn't you be the cocklet and your small penis would just be a small penis?

liquid would post on britfeel

Just pull yourself up by the bootstraps bro

you'd be lucky to get any job mate, why have you not been working?

I went back to college at 23 after being a NEET for two years, got a good job at 25 but hated it, now a NEET again at 27 and looking for something new.

Are social jobs a no no? Would you work
>Bar tending
>Shop assistant
>Data entry

what makes you say that my lad

For the last year i've been catching a bus to Asda to do my shopping. Only just found out today that there's an Aldi within walking distance

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Since no /britfeel/ lads took me up on my offer of a pint tonight, it's going to have to be a comfy night in instead.

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would have if it was in London

Tell me about data entry.

What do you actually do?

I want a mindless job where I dont have to pretend to be happy all the time. Money isn't a priority if the job is somewhat comfy and easy.

t. nurse

whereabouts are you pal?

That does look comfeh, shame about the Macbook though

>I want a mindless job where I dont have to pretend to be happy all the time. Money isn't a priority if the job is somewhat comfy and easy.
see if you can get a job in a sorting office for royal mail then, max comfy, very easy to do and you can keep yourself to yourself

What kind of nursing do you do that you hate it so much? Why don't you try and do research nursing or something instead of slaving away in a ward/care home?

Aw BN my sweet. We're there with you in spirit la'

ive done those alrready

where do i go from here

>not spending hours every evening looking at google maps for places to walk around in your town

I bet if I was in school with Moot, I would have called him a batty boy and everyone would have laughed at him.
Nice website though mate

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Not in the same location or anywhere near.
don't yer chums drive? mongdeoboy and cap'n mercedes?

That probably would have happened, and he's still rich and famous and working for Google, and you're sat here on /britfeel/.

For sure. We'll make it happen one of these days. I should start coming to London on a Thursday instead of a friday.

Glasgow city centre lad.

Evening lids. Got up at 5pm and went to the shops for a few things. Had steak pie, peas and chips for din dins. Just another day in the NEET life.

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>you're sat here on /britfeel/
im stood up actually. Get owned batty crease

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Ignore the chumba lads.

>Just another day in the NEET life.
Not for me, I'm norf so have dinner before I have tea

>Got up at 5pm
same as me lad, dont you feel shit when you sleep in so long? if i get up in the morning i feel tired but a different kind of tired/shitty than when i sleep in all day

For me? It's the history nerd qt's on BBC2's Secrets of the Museum.

Based and piepilled lad

I wouldn't ask someone to travel. Just if anyone was local. I knew it was a long shot. I haven't seen anyone in here say they live in Glasgow for years.

based night in kings

Where's the anti-oven chips user to bash FatboyLad

Been reading classic novels lately. Honestly don't see what all the fuss is about. Films are more enjoyable and you can learn more from non-fiction.

>went to the shops for a few things
what fings?

chortle.co.uk/news/2020/03/05/45552/meet_the_american_mucklowes
>steal show concept
>pay fuck all
Ahhh, Murica.

I live in Glasgow I just don't fancy meeting up with tripfags from Yas Forums

Any evening you're in London I would come to meet you for a drink mate.

I get up too late for dinner. Never been one for breakfast either.

I'm used to the night owl sleeping pattern now lid. It's part and parcel of being a long term NEET.

They paid the BBC who own it, it's their fault they were mongs and handed over a massive percentage of the resell rights.
Hardly a unique concept anyway is it, an Office rip-off set in the West Country.

don't think you quite understand how intellectual property works desu lad

What did he mean by this? twitter.com/DrDavidDuke/status/1233968815916113920