Ideal bf/gf thread

A nerd 6ft 2 chad that betabux? How typical.

I seriously do not want to become you.

the more im on Yas Forums, the less i hate myself knowing such subhuman are existing.

being asexual is like being retarted faggot.

+++60s music. Are you into the Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band at all?
You seem really fun. I approve of the honestly in your picture, as well.
You seem adorable & lovely but also the type of person who'd easily be taken advantage of; take care of yourself, alright?
Share your best dad joke
Turtleneck dresses are such excellent taste

>REEEEE YOU DID A THING I DONT AGREE WITH!!!
>REEEEE THERE ARE RETARTED PEOPLE ON Yas Forums!!!
move along coomer

suck my dick and choke on it asexual faggot

how is everybody today

origi

Attached: D6DCCB04-800A-4B42-893B-2A624D4E4C6B.png (1920x1280, 469.87K)

lmao i'm posting this screencap to reddit now, thanks

>143cm

are you a dwarf or a shitskin?

neither, was just malnourished as a kid

yoo, tell me where faggot

oh THATS you? how about you add me on disco?
PerkunaZ#6480

oh, im sorry then. whats your ethnic background?

and whats your favorite genre, and the best book of it?

I only know a couple of their songs, cool in a quirky way but feel they're hard to fully appreciate unless you're a britbong

Also thanks pham

Hella sugoi

online relationships are depressing and it's just glorified penpals anyways. i wish you good luck in your endeavors though

Not a guy but wanna be friends? I wanna be friends with other girls online but it's so difficult since I don't have any irl anymore since I moved. I'm infp too!

It's me, but the opposite sex.

Intimidating.

I would seriously question the sanity of anyone who wants to be me

i am white, my grandparents are not from america but i was raised here forever

im mostly into philosophy and nonfiction. i don't have one singular favorite, but i really liked the myth of sisyphus by camus

>and a tripfag.

Of course.

i find it hard to believe people like this exist and i find it even more hard to believe they would like me or be in the same area

Attached: 1581827212140.png (492x503, 439.37K)

considering that im too optimistic in this regard, id disagree, id still say that this seems interesting enough for a try

Attached: aaf.png (680x709, 243.33K)

that sounds really nice, you seem sweet. i can add you on discord if that's okay?

>let me watch you get upvotes
LMAO COOMBRAIN KEK MENTALITY

Besides going on Lipstick Alley and watching anime, this is pretty much my gf.

I lucked out.

Attached: black gf.png (956x694, 40.68K)

Did you ever read about Muslim/Arab/Middle-Eastern philosophy and state-building? would recommend it, as this would help you understanding a new way of looking on things, as Middle eastern/Muslim philosophers had a diffirent approach on problems/questions than other cultures because of Islam.

i understand what you mean. i have the same trouble when i see good people on threads similar to this one. it's kind of troublesome as well because a lot of these people are slightly asocial or just introverted, so it's hard to come by them. these people very much exist though. i say you shouldn't resign the possibilities all yet.

i have not, but i will definitely look into the topic. if you could recommend some books i'd appreciate it greatly, but if not, i can do my own looking around. i think the alter perspective would be pretty interesting, thank you for your recommendation

Sure! jin#4341

Man, you're too pure for a place like this, assuming those aren't exaggerations or lies.

It's amazing and hilarious that anons still haven't caught on yet.

Why, is it an anime character or something

Caught on to what exactly?

inb4 it's aiste the tranny?

Nothing in that says she doesn't get railed by niggers for days, what makes you think she's pure?

Sadly no, as im a Salafi Athari Muslim (Pretty much a wahabi, so were not that much into philosophy), but i thought maybe i could give you an incentive as youre into philosophy. But the book "jim al-khalili the house of wisdom" has some basic information about the Muslim Sciences, Art and philosophy.

I would say get back to me, but this is Yas Forums, so i wish you good understanding.

very cool! thanks for the information.

origio

You have a point
banana

pic related is me. 2 girls have had crushes on me and then dated me, and both times they were the ones that ended the relationship.
what the fuck did they mean by this

Attached: mabf.png (885x376, 25.86K)

My imaginary gf IS my ideal gf.

they stopped being satisfied with the relationship

i suppose "autistic" is right

>thats the only way i am getting posted as an ideal
you could toss a 6 year old into a house fire and she still wouldn't get burns like that

hey dats a pretty good drawing

>post yourself as an ideal
That's the only way I am getting posted as an ideal, unless someone wants a retard who manages to say nonfactual mistakes that make so little sense I have to revise.
Does it count though if I am the one doing it to myself?

Attached: Untitled.png (1000x500, 25.21K)

thank you i spent a few minutes on it

origion

So are you giving out your discord or what?

i rarely post on this board i just lurk but this was fun to make

Attached: me ideal (lol) gf.png (691x429, 28.94K)

Up that to 3 kids and I'll provide you a husband.

if u from europe pliz add, i liek your chart, im no blondie thou.. Blackeye#1663

>another naive genki zoomer

where are the older women on here?