Tinder

You guys realize that the only things need to fuck bitches on Tinder are:
-Good money
-Gym body halo
That's it. Huge bonus is above avg face.
What you don't need:

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-Good personality
-Being loyal
-Being intelligent
-Being polite
-Being rude
-Being social
-Being cultured

>Do you like to travel?
Do you like music?
Are you friends with your friends?

Fuck off. You are a fucking clone and one more of the bunch like all the others.

I'm looking for a different girl, not the typical fucking barbie.

I hate hypocrisy, posturing, modernity, fake people and those who make you look like a friend and behind you are not.

I am as sarcastic, sincere, loyal and fuck just as mediocre as the rich shit you screw with a BMW and jock hair.

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Wtf is gym body halo?

Being ripped from working out is always good.

why tinder? almost nobody uses it. i heard you can swipe for an hour and run out of options.

better to go to a bar, and the best things for that are
-be able to talk about current events
-have a few jokes
-dress cleanly

Warning anons to not try like OP related, a sad attempt at maximizing the edge and honesty. Individualitimaxx is sad.

I don't want to fuck bitches, I don't want to work out, I just want to retire

Happn is much better than Tinder. Also, all you have to do is to look like a well adjusted grown male with average good looks, not have too many party pictures, have at least one backpacking/trekking picture and have one or two dog pictures.

That's it. You will get at least 2 matches/crushes per week, ask them out and have fun. That's literally it.

>not have too many party pictures
Yeah man i got so many pictures of me having fun at parties i better tone it down

Kek incels are right. Normies are so out of touch

bro just go to a party by yourself and make people be your friends bro