He still goes after real girls

>he still goes after real girls
>he doesn't have a sex doll wife.

Holy shit fucking imagine.

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#WomenAreCancelled

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Just started saving up
I'm ready for the future

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Do they actually blink like that?

I GONNNNNAA CONSOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMME

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I just jerk off with my hand for free.

>tfw went from tfw no gf to tfw no doll
At least I can attain a doll

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>user, can you give me like $1200, I wanna buy some shoes at the mall

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>user wanna give me like $2000 for a rubber doll

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>come home
>see this
What do you do?

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I really hate women, and these things trigger the fuck out of roasties so I think I might just get one.

Seriously, it brings me great joy knowing that these might replace women one day

>user why haven't we gotten married yet? it should only cost about 10k

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bro. dolls are for love, not revenge against women

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what are the chances that feminists get these banned for sale?

>user why not buy sex robot only $15,000, you want to be happy right?

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Cuddle for a little, then sleep

>user my divorce lawyer says that I'm getting the house and your cars, plus alimony.

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why are chinks so based? they are always so ahead of the curve

I dunno, they did make a case where they banned dolls that look like children, but outside of that, it's all good.

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>user you still ronely? want to buy harem of custom sex robots like your cartoon shows?

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Where is this 15k sex robot you're talking about?

Based, and cheers to taking the doll pill

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>I heard user killed himself
>yeah, but he didn't pay me so good riddance.

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>user raped me
>oh what happened
>well we were both drunk and....

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Uh can you stop ruining my doll thread with your retarded women posts?

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Sounds boring, do poorfags actually do that?

Thanks user, cheers

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good luck duder

cringe

*unzips dick*

fuck off, noncel

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How do these things get delivered?
I was thinking about buying one but I'm kinda nervous about the process, is there privacy? don't they have to go through customs? what kind of box do they come in

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realdoll.com/product/solana-x/
$8k is for the head only

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>is there privacy?
Dunno what you mean by this, but the boxes they are shipped in are completely unlabeled

>don't they have to go through customs?
Depends, some vendors have a warehouse in your country

> what kind of box do they come in?
If you ordered a special lock box then they will come in that, otherwise they come in a 6 foot cardboard box. I would get a handtruck.

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>realdoll
bro..

I wouldn't buy from them, I think they are trying to take advantage of the doll market since it's still pretty much in its infancy.

hahahaha holy shit that looks so bad

Thanks, is there doll unboxing videos

Wouldn't fucking a sex doll be like fucking a corpse? Seems a bit weird desu

Literally 5 seconds in google.
youtube.com/embed/y4X1WINnxgM

Your brain functions differently during sex, you won't even notice the lack of movement

>9:49, "grab her by the pussy"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yes and because of the weight you can only do one position.

I'm seriously getting sick of you incel freaks, do you actually think that you can replace women with a stiff object? lmao, y'all misogynists are seriously getting out of control. Just the thought that you people are fucking inanimate objects is just sickening, I bet some of you are pedophiles too.
Just kill yourselves already.

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>because of the weight you can only do one position
Says who?

Holy shit this roastie cope

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>y'all misogynists

well I never...

i just fap when im horny. idgaf about people and i wouldnt waste my money on a sex doll lmfao.

keep seething you fat ugly whore

>yall mysoginists
hahaha back to tumblr you go

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>oh my god, you dont do peter in vagine! how dare you HAVE THE AUDACITY TO NOT CONFORM TO SOCIETY you inkwell virgin muhsoggykneest!!111!!!!!!11!!!
lmfaoo keep seething fag

>just wanted to have a comfy doll thread
>the norms raid it
its not fair...

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Sex dolls are more for fashion hobbyists, romantics and creatives, and not really for people who are just looking to fuck.

Oh my god dude, this is based

Whatever, just stay virgins forever fucking losers. nobody will ever love you, and you will die alone.

>and you will die alone.
heh...

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this thread was already pretty great but this roastie rage made it better.

This is what I like to call, "seething cope"

bruh idc theyre still a waste of money. i just buy 113g tubes of astroglide for like 8 dollars, i fap only once a day so they last me a couple months. thats a way better use of money than wasting thousands of dollars on a fucking rubber doll.

How did you fucking people even get here? seriously? where do people like this come from? twitter? facebook? I hate this modern Yas Forums

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>bruh idc theyre still a waste of money
Okay, I think I already established that they aren't for everyone.
Goodbye.

>be 2020
>tfw still no furry dolls

>he needs lube to masterbate
hahahaha holy fuck check out this retard

>omg you'll die alone lol u must be an inkwell!!11!!!
do you think i care whore? spending 6$ on astroglide and using my hand is enough for me. kys toastie roasty.

>he doesnt use lube and chafes up his dick
i think ur the real retard bruh

hahahaha owned that roastie .

Just fuck off already you idiot

How do you romance a doll?

t. no foreskin

post more of her I wanna smooch that face

t. angry little faggot who cant afford lube due to his poorness then blames his parents and 1% of the population for it

>getting triggered over a harmless plastic sex toy

It's the 158cm body, dunno about the head

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lmfao @ the absolute state of society in 2020. i bet this idiot would get triggered over someone fapping or some shit lmao

JDnasjdas

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Holy shit shes so fucking perfect and precious. I think I'm falling in love

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Hugs, cuddles, kisses, being together, being inspired by them.

It's really no different from a real relationship honestly

>you need a lot of money to get a doll
Cheaper than a real "woman" but still out of my reach.

lmfao thats gay asf bro, i just use my hand and fap to porn, its much cheaper lol. astroglide for 6$, porn and my hands for free.

From what I'm seeing shes also one of the cheaper models, only like 1k

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where have you been? Yas Forums went mainstream like 5 years ago

>Won't sleep with virign men
>Get's mad when virgin men try to cope and find happiness that no real women will give them
Who have no right to complain, roastie.

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>check wallet
>4 dollars and 34 cents
bros... it's not fair... I want a doll gf...

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This is an untapped market desu