Fembots really don't ask for much

Shalom Moishe.

Not true at all. Most women dont watch porn, and especially not while in a relationship. Women are far more inclined to be monogamous than men, cheating stats demonstrate this.

The only shitty choice is your inability to refute to this argument without saying spaghetti out of your pocket.

That's because women have no sex drive

Nah, dont try to pin the fact men are shitty sex addicted manwhores on women. All men watch porn. All men fantasize about other women. All men cheat on their gfs/wives either physically or in their minds.

>i want an alt lite gaylord
>but also he has to be in touch with his emotions
that's how you know most people on chan sites are underaged

>Most women don't watch porn
They don't, they fuck around, get pregnant and contract diseases.
>And specially not while in a relationship
>Women are far more inclined to be monogamous than men, cheating stats demonstrate this.
The cheating statistics varies a lot between researchs, and there are researchs that say that women just hide it better when they cheat.

i had a gf for two and a half years and never once imagined her as another girl while i was fugging her

Lmao, true. Either that or medically retarded, both aren't mutually exclusive tho.

>loving and not afraid to open up to me emotionally

All I want is a girl I can be my true self around like that, a girl I don't have to pretend to be somebody else around.
To actually be able to be open and honest with her, and have her know she can do the same with me, and both of us know we'll always have our honesty met with love, understanding and compassion.
I want to be able to openly and honestly love her with all my heart and soul.

I hate the idea of having to hide part of who I am in a relationship.

You are fucking dumb if you believe this shit. Do not try to hide it. You secretly enjoy just like everyone else. STFU

>All men watch porn
No I don't.

Let me guess, a month on nofap after years of porn addiction, have a gold medal.

Almost every 'shy' 'introverted' fembot I've known here, and the two I dated, talked all the right things but were backstabbers/schemers. Ones I haven't dated have almost always made a pass or confession towards me while in a relationship.

forgot a few
>must be atleast 6' tall
>must have chiseled abs
>must have lower than 10% bodyfat
>has to do EVERYTHING like cooking and cleaning
>also has to provide everything for me because I'm A QUEEN REEE
>Will open up to me "emotionally" but not actually because guys being emotional turn me off
>must have an income of at least 100k
>must own a car and drivers license
>must have a house or apartment to themselves
>can't be emotionally attached to his mother because I'll get SUPER jealous because I'm a psycopathic bitch
>if I get angry I'm allowed to because I have a period teehe but if you do you get threatened by having sex removed or relationship ended if you don't agree with everything I SAY
>must be a doormat and let me walk all over him so he can be a beta provider for my single mother child that tyrone left behind

You also left out the part where she gains the confidence and ghost you/breaks up with you and goes and fucks chad :)

No, about 4 years of not looking at porn after years of looking at it casually at most.

I grew up without the internet as a teenager so porn never really became an ingrained part of my sexuality.

That is the most pitiful incel cope I have seen today. You know that if you were not such a mentally ill angry asshole you might get girls?

if he was good looking you would completely ignore how much of an angry asshole he was and you'd see him as a poor tortured soul that you should try and fix. all you whores are predictable

user, just work out on your personality and you'll stop being a manlet, LMAO.

Women don't realise they create such mens.

I fapped to my ex's lewds while I dated her and never thought of anyone else while we fugged.
I fap less now because I'll think of her and get really sad.

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You obviously haven't seen the kind of absolute losers fembots throw themselves at.

Fatasses, potheads, drunks, porn addicts, NEETs, minimum wagies, these are the men who get fembots.

It isn't fair.

Holy shit, that's funny, but it hurts.

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I'm going to guess you don't recognise who wrote that list, literally a groupie for obese NEET losers.

Do you still have access to her twitter, user?
Is she doing okay?

She's stuck in his hentai dungeon and has rickets from a lack of sunlight.

if by 'doing okay' you mean 'being violently sodomized by an obese neet every day' then yes

Yeah I can do 3/8 of those things take it or leave it.

I'm all of these where do I sign up.
Originalo

Who posted that? I am all of those things. Where do I find her?

Fembots like whatever they've been groomed to like.

Don't seek her out. All you will find is pain.

I'm all those things but I'm not attractive. She only wants a Chad who is pro-life, christian and loyal. She just wants loyal Chad.

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>Even if he doesnt cheat on you physically, he will always be cheating on you in his mind by watching porn or imaging you are another woman during sex.
I've been alone so long at this point, I would be so grateful to a woman who could love me, that there is no one in the world I would want to be with more than her.

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>DUUUUUUDE JUST BE FUNNY BRO LMAO
>JUST MAKE HER LAUGH BRO
>JUST HAVE CHARISMA BRO LOL

Yeah, no. Fuck you. I could be all of those things, but if I don't keep her entertained for merely a second she'll get bored and give her attention to the next guy who makes her laugh, or says something that catches her interest, or whatever.
Maybe some girls are not that superficial physically, but the ones who claim they are not so are typically incredibly hypocritical and discriminating/judgmental of your personality or other character traits, so they will "cheat" and leave you for the next guy who comes around and offers them that of which you lack.
That's not love. You are just as judgmental as superficial roasties, only that you replace having an 8 pack and a chiseled jaw with having a guy who keeps you entertained like a clown and meets your absurd standards of humor and charisma for them to keep your attention. You give false hope, and you should realize this. Fuck it.

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You forgot the abusive guys

>Smart
3.81 gpa in EE at internationally ranked uni
>A good protector
What does this mean
>Christian
I was raised catholic by religious parents. I can't bring myself to be religious but I still have those values
>Doesn't watch pornography (or at least not 3D)
Guilty
>Someone with similar world views to me
Obviously can't tell
>Must be pro-life, must be anti-divorce
Yes
>Funny and based
I'm not very funny
>Loving and not afraid to open up to me emotionally
Very very guilty. I can't open up to a girl and I'm not very affectionate

>forgot to list 'e-clout'

you forgot the "must be 6'0" or above"

I don't do anything to make anyone happy. Everything I do is for me, for I am the person I love and care for the most. If anyone wants to tag along thats just a bonus.

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that last one is a lie evertime I open up they flee but I won't stop telling then how I REALLY FEEL! even if it means dying alone. to me all I care about is if she is nice, kind, and understanding. I've met some who get really close to meeting my standards but never one who meets them all.

sounds boring
>waaaaaa take care of me waaaaaaaaaa

I'd be happy with a man who loves me, doesnt watch porn, be fine that my role would be stay at home mother and housewife and wants to get me pregnant as soon as financially viable.

i'm all of these things unironically, except christian. I'm agnostic with an appreciation and background of Roman Catholic views.

When you say "doesn't watch porn", does that mean he stops when in a relationship (reasonable), or are you looking for someone who's never seen it before?

>You also left out the part where she gains the confidence and ghost you/breaks up with you and goes and fucks chad :)
I'll never not be mad about that I mean how could they? just use us like that, awful just awful people and to top it all off you know Chad rejects them too because he's got like ten stacys on the wait list so it was all for nothin. what were they thinking?

I fit that, and children are financially viable now (after marriage) if you are happy with a modest but comfortable lifestyle.
Whats your location?
also please be white

Yes I'm sure she still remembers her own twitter password

While in a relationship. I will be the only thing he cooms to. Compensation would be given in the form of videos, pictures, etc of myself so he doesnt watch porn.

>Compensation would be given in the form of videos, pictures, etc of myself so he doesnt watch porn.

Not that guy, but that isn't necessary and I'd prefer you not produce such things.

I'm not going to claim she never posts here for attention, but this is not the kind of post she would make.

>good protector
Is that just code for not being a manlet?

I could do all of these except the last one, I'd want to wait a bit before having a child though to make sure you were nice and not going to run off with some chad.

presumably, yeah. that's what i got from it. why even bother desu.

You guys are fuckin nuts if you want to date any chick that willingly subjects herself to this shithole. Fuck roasties and fuck thots