/britfeel/

Find out what her concerns are. If she's on the pill then condoms really aren't necessary, so maybe she's just apprehensive about it, or maybe she find the feel of condoms easier than skin? I dunno, but you should ask her and then figure out how to alleviate those concerns so you can both enjoy some rawdogging.

Talk to her calmly
The answer to all your relationship problems

>This is a pic from Submarino, the best epic film ever.
It's about undeserved guilt, that chases you through adulthood.
First scene of the film (so no spoilers) is two children, two brothers, taking care of their baby brother, while their mother is shitface drunk. One day they are very happy, so for once they party with loud music, they forget baby brother, and he dies (first scene).

The film is about their adulthood, one became a drug addict with a child, Markus (pic), the other one is apparently alpha but with no children, his girlfriend just had a child with another man, a normie.
But he still protects his ex-girlfriend's brother, who's an overweight virgin. Toxic guilt made him an alpha samaritan.
The two brothers actually lost touch with each other.

Thomas Vinterberg is a danish director who also made Festen, a dogma film, about family violence when you reveal dirty secrets.

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No, in fact we both had checks when we started the relationship.

Supermarket shelf stacking at night could be fun. And by that I mean nice and peaceful.

phoar would love to sniff mia wasikowskas fanny while i masturbate i to a pair of her knickers

Your that schizo user who is on anti psych meds and keeps talking about corona arent you

Got my porn finally and cummed so hard I got a cramp in my glute

Feel insecure buying beans and milk (a lot of the milk had gone) because people think I'm a prep bandwagoner but this is what I usually buy

Just shot a vile turd out my arse (II).

Yes, what gave it away?

>Fears of coronavirus are hitting Southern Wales hard, causing mass panic buying, with many shops running out of necessities. Rhys Davies from Cwmbran just outside of Newport expressed his anger to our reporters:

>"I walk in and there's no pasties, not a single one, when does that ever happen? If these shortages keep going on I don't know what's to be done."

Fucking christ you just KNOW that he's a fucking chumba. Coronavirus is causing panic buying and he's only fucking worried about his pasties kek.

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I put my friends dick in my mouth when we were both 6 tasted like a bag of salt and I haven't done it since

Sounds like a good watch, might give it a go later or tomorrow. thanks for the review laddy x

feel good. going to have a wank tonight

the preferred term to use around here is 'coomed', lad
just an fyi

>feel good. going to have a wank tonight
Same.
Even going to venture out to the shop to buy some beers.

Wuthering Heights by Kate Bush is the best song ever written and recorded. Simple as.

tiktok.com/@luciee.ctn/video/6789289622523464966

give it another try lad. it's pretty decent.

imagine seriously having a teenage daughter in this day and age
jesus chrisrt

its a good one, like, ill give you that. its better than the book, ill give ya that too, sexy fella

youtu.be/7TNFysecmq0
this is a nice song too, the video is very sad though so be wary if you're not looking for a cry

what then...
youtube.com/watch?v=FtdJyHk_CwQ

I love it too. Pic quite related.

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Social media was a mistake.
Women are getting endless validation at younger and younger ages just for existing. This is the kind of shit that drives hypergamy.

Nice find mate thanks

>imagine seriously having a teenage daughter in this day and age

dunno mate but i'd love to make one IYKWIM.

Well, the backing track for the original is the best but her voice is far better on the re-recorded version she did for The Whole Story, so the definitive version of the track has yet to be put together.

>hypergamy
well I learnt a word today thanks

i suppose us shut in neets have a better chance of avoiding it, right?

Not even gonna watch that tiktok thing
Have never used that website/app and I dont plan to
Feels good not knowing anything about zoomer culture

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Didn't you leave Chika? Thought we'd bullied you out, you sly nonce

she could fit her hands around her waist

I'm 19 but I don't now anything about zoomer culture

Gfs uni halls are contaminated with corona virus. She moved here from China.
Bet she thought she was safe.
What the fuck do I do

you use Yas Forums like its social media, which is very zoomer tier

>he doesn't know about hypergamy
jesus lad you're in for a wild ride
go watch FACEandLMS, TheTruthHurts, BlackPill Jesus, IncelTV and Blackpill Theory
hypergamy is WAY worse than most people realise, and even someone understanding what the word means is rare so it's pretty fucking fucked all over

update: coomed again to another of her vids just now

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Hah! Tell him user lad

>What the fuck do I do
get off my board with your normalfaggot problems

Bit noncey lad. Why you looking for pre-teens?

You should have been here yesterday or the day before or any other day he use it

>at trade show yesterday
>stumble upon an royal navy stand
>they're demonstrating the kind of food they cook at the top level
>looking at one of their MREs
>cute chef comes up to me and says that it's one of their latest field rations
>say far too loud "Yeah, it's cool. I have an interest in MREs"
>she gives me a funny look and walks off
Man, I am fucking autistic

get a new gf you turbonormie fuck

>Gfs uni halls are contaminated with corona virus. She moved here from China.
>Bet she thought she was safe.
>What the fuck do I do
Panic?

Main problem with young girls these days? They should be having sex with mature men at ages much younger that the unnatural man made AOC

Bless you lad, don't worry about it. Im a blundering sperg and all

OI BAZ GET IM

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Sir Bazza, bring me 's head!

1978
The Kick Inside

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*breaks into the /britfeel/ archive and shreds all the receipts for the financial year*

Just want some pals who understand me.

bit rude of her desu

>the unnatural man made AOC
Yes, I am triggered.

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programme about chumba kids at 9pm on channel 4 lids

the tall pakistani woman looks trans

I'm really no good at talking to brand new people. I must have struggled to talk to about 30 people yesterday.
She didn't walk away as far as I made it out to be. Only about 5 steps or so.

Why is Greta wearing her pajamas? Is she autistic?

>hey can you stand as awkwardly as possible thanks

Murkans refer to her as AOC, Alessandra Occasio Cortez, one of the first Muslims in US Congress. In case you weren't joking.

That's not impossible.

>Is she autistic?
She has diagnosed aspergers. So yes

Civilisation is bad because it's antithetical to nature...
Are you going to be consistent with this proclaimed belief? Or are you grasping at straws because you're unhappy with the unanimous decision (among law-abiders and criminals alike) that fucking children is morally reprehensible.

By all means, sell your possessions and live in the woods eating only what your gelatinous build can procure, or just shut the fuck up and be grateful that you can have these opinions and not be flayed in the town square.

they look like fucking aliens oi oi oi

>one of the first Muslims in US Congress
she's a Catholic Mexican

>In case you weren't joking.
I wasn't. I have no idea who that is. I only know the other girl because of all the memes posted about her

>oi oi oi
huh?

fuck off souf

Disgusting to see the racists siding with a privileged white cis woman over a poc trans woman. Scum

Wonder if wee little Greta's ever sucked a mean cock?

t. impressionable 20 year old gimp that heard one of his peers say "oi oi oi" and is trying to copy him

kek yeah what are they like eh?

Women who have a non-zero z-axis value are insignificant

What should I get for din dins lads? Chinky? McShit? Cheeky wizza? Give us ideas.

Has Poleaboo fucked off for good lads?

oi oi oi lad

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she genuinely looks trans in that pic. i had to google it to make sure
>large eyebrow bridge
>big shoulders
>massive man hands
haha

>What should I get for din dins lads? Chinky? McShit? Cheeky wizza? Give us ideas.
borgar

You're saying it too much kid

Get a Vindapoo and some plopadoms, lad

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oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi

Based obsessed with poo lad

Wonder if we'll see petrol /diesel fuel shortages thanks to this vile chinky bat flu?

>plopadoms
Fuck sake Im howling

>plopadoms
just spat out my water ffs!!

speaking of poo, where's moni?

Poo posting in a britfeel tradition. The poo poets are the best posters going

lmao the media literally want you to live in fear

Sorry, you're right, I mistook her for Ilhan Omar (pic). They usually work together in Congress.

I don't know.

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might have seen the last of him lad, fingers crossed, nothing of value was lost etc.

Anyone else miss the Gordon Brown years lads?
2007-2009 ish. TV was great back then. Top notch comedy on mock the week. QI was still funny and interesting. Pre SJW culture wars and before tumblr and twatter got big. People seemed to like their country back then.No gender wars and all that stuff. Life was fun.

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Said he was going for a nap.
So we should be good without him for the next few days.

Ilhan Omar is cute

I personally think the media is under reporting and trying to make people not panic. They keep on saying only 1% of people die which is a lie.

Evening lads its space kitty lad, I decided to make a little comic of space kitties adventures. This is a very early stages progress pic.

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I grew up idolizing 2pac. Who was your hero growing up, lads?

>dad trying to shout something from downstairs again because he cant be arsed to just walk up the stairs
Shan't be replying, even if I shouted something back it's unlikely he'd hear anyway.

>People seemed to like their country back then.
hardly

>Who was your hero growing up, lads?
X-Pac

Agreed. It wouldnt do time have outright panic. Brexits going to shit and if society collapses everyones fucked so its in their interests to keep people calm

House from House M.D, not really sure why. He was a clever guy and could say whatever he pleased.

Q. What do Penguins wear to the beach?
A. A beak-ini

You look a bit like him.

Think I might go through Katawa Shoujo again lads. Haven't looked at it in years but been getting the urge to go back recently for some reason

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>hardly
I don't know. It felt like it at the time. I just remember listening to the Arctic Monkeys, The Libertines, watching The Inbetweeners, QI mock the week and all that and thinking 'Yeah British culture/comedy is great. I love being from here.' Loads of people felt that around 2012 with the London Olympics.

Suge Knight. My idol killed your idol, suck it Paclet

Didn't really connect with other people in any meaningful way
there was people I admired, but nobody I'd consider to be solely worthy of my admiration

under reporting when its being constantly blasted on all media and rampant in the collective conscience

What year was the worst year of your life and why was it 2013?

Yea, a real cutey

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tangling my hair feels so good on weed and alcohol
and i love andy samberg
like i wan to kiss him

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2015 for me I think lad.

>Think I might go through Katawa Shoujo again lads.

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>2015 for me I think lad.
What happened lad?

Im not a fan of Andy Samberg, sorry lad. Just think he's a bit cringe like.

it all went downhill from 2013

Well 2012 wasnt 07-09. And there was a lot of reasons to hate being British after Blair/Brown and wars in the Middle East.

yeah i know he's over the top but in the end b99 is decent

youtu.be/OTqL14T7I8M

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>I grew up idolizing 2pac. Who was your hero growing up, Iads?

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Any carfags in? I need a new one, and I will be financing it because I want something reasonably new and can't be arsed with unreliable older cars. So, here is the search of local garages and cars in budget. What do I buy?

arnoldclark.com/used-cars/search?payment_type=monthly&max_price=250&location=Dundee, UK&distance=20&min_engine_size=1945&sort_order=monthly_payment_up

david batty

Failed another year at Uni, fell even further into debt, confessed how I felt to my onitis (didn't go well - never fall in love with a slag lads), audio/visual hallucinations got much worse, started getting night terrors, lost loads of money to rent arrears, mate an hero'd. Im sure there's other stuff I've forgotten/repressed it just was not a good year in the least.

well the recession had hit by that time but yeah i get what you mean, it's like you could joke about things back then because even though things were shit there was still this sense of hope

arnoldclark.com/used-cars/mini/cooper/2-0-cooper-s-d-3dr/2016/ref/arnybk-u-251556
>brisk
>looks nice
>comfy interior

arnoldclark.com/used-cars/volvo/v40/t2-122-r-design-5dr/2016/ref/arnycm-u-260121
This is also nice. 2 very reliable cars that are comfortable and 'modern'.

They're playing down the effect its going to have. Saying only 20% of people will get infected and only 1% of them will die. Everyone is getting infected and 5% will die. And Im probably going to be one of them.

which final fantasy game was heavily criticised for having long, uninteresting hallways?

Worst years in terms of declining culture were:
2001 - 9/11, which led to increased security and paranoia. Like a new cold war after the fun of the 90s.

2007 - The smartphone and social media/facebook. Arrive. This is the beginning of a massive long term downfall. The socail aspect of the internet begins to become more normie and will no longer be a place for freaks, geeks and weirdos.

2013 - I struggle with my A-levels; very difficult part of my life, but get into good uni anyway with shocking goo A*AAA. Drop out of good uni due to autism and retardation; life takes a tailspin from there.

2014 - Gamergate and all that shit. Feminist bloggers from livejournal in 2009/10 migrated to tumblr and by 2014 the culture is fully in swing. Later, they will migrate to twitter which is currently in 2020 the hive for all that left idpol stuff.

2015/2016 - Internet defined by the US election. Donald Trump injects himself into world culture radically affects everything. Fun times on the internet if you were into Yas Forums humour of the now defunct alt-right. I was fucking up my life, though.

2018 - pulled my shit together and got on a good course and got a good qualification.

2020 - lost my virginity. Starting a nice job in September. Ah bless.

So she's a slag just because she didn't feel the same about you? Grow up lad

>200GBP / month
>42 MONTHS!!!
>8000 mile / year limit!

..Mug if you settle for those 'deals'. Get yourself a 1000GBP shed for god sake. .

Oh yeah. And I forgot to mention obviously 2007/2008 economic crash. The great recession. That really fucked things up.

My skipping us on point again. Mainly did padwork and light sparing tonight. Had 5 minutes on the spar bar too. Want to see more /britbox/ lads dem

youtu.be/B7MAD76eFc0

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Mini looks nice, but not sure about the lack of arm rest in the front, I really like that feature. Volvo looks lovely though, those seats look properly comfy. Are they reliable enough? Might go and see that one

Yeah I just got a panda for 2 grand and it's lasted me years

how do i search for images in the r9k archives?

Feel guilty because l slept all day and missed my brother coming over

never a frown with Gordon Brown lad

I've done the 1k bong shed thing for the last 9 years. Fed up of constant repairs and dealing with shit like rust. 200 bong a month is easily affordable, and I won't be doing more than 10k. If the car is proving reliable and comfy, I will probably just buy it at the end of the pcp and run it to the ground

I had the urge as well, I only ever did hanako route and it fucked me up for a while
used to fall asleep reading it,wake up and go straight back into it with the music and ambience playing through my headphones as I slept
I really really loved it

> tfw no one likes your space kitty..

I think the soundtrack was one of the best parts, it is so well done. Really nostalgic too. You should try the Lilly route, it is very good as well

No lad she's a slag because she ended up getting STIs and pretended to like me for short term gain. Should give you a slap for commenting to what you know fuck all about. Wind your neck back in.

>never a frown with Gordon Brown lad
Gordon brown texture like sun.
Lays me down, with my mind he runs
Throughout the night, no need to fight
Never a frown with Gordon Brown

Every time, just like the last
On his ship tied to the mast
To distant lands, takes both my hands
Never a frown with Gordon Brown

Golden brown, finer temptress
Through the ages, he's heading west
From far away, stays for a day
Never a frown with Gordon brown

Never a from with Gordon Brown.

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What route do you normally go la? Haven't finished it, but I might get back into it as well. What about Va1ha11a?

People said it was nice when you posted it didn't they? Post that sucka again.

think its only a matter of time before i get it too lad, washing my hands like mad too

>Golden brown, finer temptress

You copy them off that Victorian schizo artist fella. Anyone can draw with a piece of tracing paper.

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been sick since monday. say your goodbyes now lads wont be here much longer

Yeah volvo's are great.
Saab is good too. 1200 quid gets you a 250bhp comfortable reliable car. Those are bargains.

Drawing it up as a comic now, will post another progress pic shortly

Fuggin uberwankers.
Check'd out and it said error. So made food. Just got a knock on the door with a mc delivery.
Oh well. Guess will save the burgeru's for tomorrow and have the mcchips now.

he means this one its good lad, ill upload it to the site when its finished
shut up mong boy. nobody likes you.

>Saab is good too

The parts must cost a fortune, probably getting sparse now.

Oh no! Have you got the Chinaman flu?

>Chinaman flu

CHINKY . BAT . FLU

Don't sugar coat it pal.

yooo lads how do i search for pictures in the r9k archiveS?

ere lads. why's yespornplease banned in the uk.

Haywards, do you really think this coronavirus was nothing to worry about that the government would be going to these extraordinary and unprecedented measures in order to delay, mitigate, and containing? You haven't seen her bad things can really get yet, and with spring just around the corner this virus is going to explode in a big big way. If you haven't stopped up yet, then you are a fool and you need to start now now.

>yooo lads how do i search for pictures in the r9k archiveS?
Dunno

you can search by filename

>britpol made fun of my wide hips

Fucking arseholes.

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only option innit had a cold and tonsilitis a few weeks back dont normally get sick this close together

Meh, not massively. Still plenty of Saab specialists around because they tend to do Volvo's too.
The biggest issue is running the thing as tax is high but it'd be masses cheaper than a modern car, with basically the same features. Those things go over 200k miles just fine.

I like the Hanako and Lilly routes, Emi is good too. Rin and Shizune are a bit shit so I would give them a miss. Never heard of Va1ha11a, is it good?

Good for birthing ey, lad?

Probably yuour service provider, phone up with a credit card and pay 1 quid to have the child lock taken off

just got three 12-packs of bog roll, lads

my neighbours are old l'll just wait for them to die and steal their food

I actually had a 9-5 for a while, it was nice but constantly needed little bits here and there. Good car, but I just can't be bothered with that any more

gay boy getting upset when I say oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi

I dont have any soap with alcohol in it so Im fucked and I live with my parents one of which works in a school so Im extra fucked.
Wish I lived on my own and had the money to just buy 6 months of supplies.

You stockpiling for coronavirus lad? I did that too, freezer is packed, loads of canned food / ingredients, and loads of alcohol. Ready to pull the drawbridge up and get comfy

its ok la i have wide hips too helps your jeans stay up

FUCK OFF IT'S NOT FUNNY THEY'RE NOT EVEN THAT WIDE

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>CORONYVIRUS IS GONNA KILL ALL OF US GOY STOCK UP
Im buying my noodles and coke tomorrow if theres no noodles someones getting sent to A&E (in minecraft of course)

Sod it, can't let the /britunfit/ lads down
*eats 1 of the bacon double burgeru's*
*leaves the second within easy reach*

lucky you. let's have a gander?

bf's at his mates
i mean they're all straight but smoke weed and stuff and i do too but im not allowed in the house
but they're all super fit

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>whole country shutting down because of a little flu virus

Fuck me there's already 6 other types making the rounds and NOW people are freaking out?

Oooh spooky.

Bend over for us. If I close my eyes I could pretend you're a girl

Cuntswallop

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>gay boy getting upset when l say oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi

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>i do too but im not allowed in the house
What did you do?

nah stockpiling food and water is retarded it wont get to that stage but better to get loo roll before all the panic mongs buy it all innit
no harm done

there he is lads oi oi oi oi oi

nothing to be sad about la. i'd kill (well, not actually of course) for big wide hips.
post em?