/r9gay/ - #960

Frens before boys edition

Question of the Aeon : How many friends did you have throughout school? Are you still in contact with any of them?

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First for boyfriend who is a KHV, a shut-in and only wants the same out of the other person. No normies or bi scum. If you find yourself in this post and are lonely, I want to be your bf

Like 20 maybe? But I only had really 3 close friends throughout my childhood. I was really lonely

Why is it every discord server fails? Why is it so hard to promote a nice community among eachother?

sure but only if you're from Europe

Middle School: I was the lonely looner who got bullied on early on. Things went better after the class did theatre together.
Got in contact with one of them very recently, he lives in the next villages, our mums are friends and his mom needed help for something.
HS: like 5 very good friends, 1 of them I even fell in love with. Tried to keep contact with them for the first two years. Did stuff for their birthdays and shit.
Sadly we got separated after and they slowly went off skype and normiebook.
One of them did wish me Merry Christmas in 2019.
University: again, something like 5 good friends which I'm terrified to lose after we graduate.

because the people here don't seem to be very nice tb'h
they're all ironybros playing a performance on being the stereotypical Yas Forumser without engaging in discussion with anyone that doesn't spout the same memes as them
half of the posts here are meaningless hornyposts with sometimes absurd scenarios
the other half are people who are hell-bent on meeting/"e-bf"ing someone with no desire to actually get to know them or being actually responsive and nice to them

less than 10% of the posts here feel genuine and made with the desire to exchange/improve yourself/help others

Yeah where are you from yourself?

>Are you still in contact with any of them?
Well, I fell in love with my friend, I think he loves me too... I hope. But the problem is I'm too much of an introvert (I know mbti is pretty much a meme but I'm an INTP-T) so it is extremely difficult for my to express my feelings outside of my own thoughts.
What should I do to find out if he wants to go on a date, he responds to my texts but not quite as often as he used to, I'm super clingy but i've held off on the texts because he asked, did I fuck up or is there still a chance?
>tfw haven't slept in a week and spent hours and hours reminiscing on the time we were play wrestling and he grabbed my hands and I squeezed his
>he smiled and me and gazed into my eyes for minutes
oh god please have mercy i want another chance

currently living in Wales

Thanks for replying. All that just makes me feel sad. I would love to be friends with you guys. Except that one dude who shows up and says we're going to hell every thread, but I mean can't win them all.

Mainlander here. Want to be frens?

>tfw fps bf to carry me to victory!

>1st - 5th grade
Practically none, turbo autist
>5th - 7th grad
Had one best friend, he is an absolute normalnigget now
>8th grade
New school. Had the most friends in my life at one time maybe 4-5 actual friends. I wasnt really popular tho.
>9th grade
Absolutely non. Complete shut in in High school first year
>second 9th grade (we had 5 years at my hs)
One other dude approached Me, out of pity. He was a low tier normie, he had some friends
>10th grade
Went to Denmark for a year, made 4-5 friends with people from my country there (Hungary), it was sort of an International exchange student thing. I still talk to one of them.
>11-12th grade
Became best friends with my afformentioned friends best friend. Wierd shit. Nowdays I realized I was crushing on this guy from the first day I met him. We becoming best friends was just be falling in love with him. He knows I am gay know, but not that I am in love with him or anything. He havent seen each other for 2 years, didnt talk in months. I conciously avoid knowing that meeting him will just cause me more pain.

sure im good with mainlanders, anywhere else and i just cant be bothered with the large timezone difference etc, you use discord?

OK gaygang! This post is for everyone who's single and trying to mingle! Alternatively, if you are worried about yourself, or if you just like to talk about yourself since you're perfect and great, listen up!

Throw this post a (you) and fill out these spots!
>Age
>Continent/place you live
>virgin or not
>norman or neetlord
>in closet or out of closet
>your best qualities (can be several lines, just make sure to separate!)
>your worst qualities (same as above!)
>Do you think you're worth having a bf
>Free spot, put whatever you like!

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yeah those threads can be really depressing at times, tb'h
i would love to be friends, but sadly true frenship also requires seeing someone, smiling at them, listening to the little changes in their voice, when they're surprised by what you say...


I really want to write a novel set up in an utopic society where travel all across the globe is instantaneous and how a shy, anxious shut-in adapts to it to meet a guy he feels connected to
an instead of using a teleport or whatever, he decides to walk across Europe and witness the lives of other people, the effects of this new society/world order on the countryside, the towns, on families, work...

it would be a sentimental story but also a way to explore a techno-ruralist utopia

but user, i only want YOU!

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I appreciate you opening up about what you like to me in a spoiler, and I hope someday we can all be friends. Although a bit off the mark of what I'm into, I think your story idea is cute. Follow through!

It's impossible to make friends with normalniggers who make up 90% of these threads.

Yes, can you give a sentence about what you do and like and stuff and I'll add you

>another utopia fiction user
based
it's been a few years since I had any ideas though
should've written it when it was fresh

a-am i still a boomer if i only drink the original monster ;-;

>Age
19
>Continent/place you live
USA
>virgin or not
V
>norman or neetlord
surprisingly both; work for parents NEET on off days
>in closet or out of closet
in closet but came out recently to friend (his family heard I hope they don't care)
>your best qualities
Reserved and Honest, yet a good liar when the extremities call for it.
>your worst qualities
Reserved/Quiet
in my thoughts for too long with ADD
hyper low self esteem (some people find this attractive though)
>Do you think you're worth having a bf
I just want someone to love (no online dating)
>Free spot, put whatever you like!
penis!

>norman or neetlord
>surprisingly both; work for parents NEET on off days
These people exist and post here. This makes me sad.

What do you work for with your parents? It kind of sounds like a NEET to me. Also you have friends so you are clearly a normalnigger.

No. The OG monster is too brospeh and gamer. Monster Zero Ultra is for boomers.

>Age
21
>Continent/place you live
Budapest, Hungary
>virgin or not
Turbo virgin
>norman or neetlord
Neetlord forced to go to uni by his parents or else be cut off from financial support
>in closet or out of closet
In the process. Friends, my sister and her friends know. Planning to come out to mom soon
>your best qualities
guess being a 5/10?? I am painfully average lookswise which is good to know because I always thought of myself as hideous
>your worst qualities
I have assburgers, severe social anxiety, schizo leaning. Cant communicate my emotions neither to myself nor to others, ugly forehead and big nose. Hair started to fall out. Too ugly for dating apps, too much anxiety for irl dating. Cant concentrate. Unable to maintain relationships etc. A lot more would come out if you actually knew me
>Do you think you're worth having a bf
i deserve to die alone
>Free spot, put whatever you like!
I dont know why I bothered to write this all down...

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What do you mean by 'ugly forehead'?

I meant me forehead is kinda big and my eyes are deep sitting

Oh so you're kind of a total hugo ass mother fucker. You know that'd be kind of intimidating and cool if you were jacked as fuck. Although that's kind of a cop out since everything looks cool if people are jacked. Do you lift?

>20
>EU
>Virgin
>NEETlord
>In closet
>I am very good at writing (won a competition twice)
>Socially retarded and friendless
>I think I am
Free spot
I like cute long socks.

>What do you work for with your parents?
I work with kitchen cabinets, I build and install them, quite the comfy autists trade.
>I work alone in my own corner
>listen to music all day
>other guys there are completely relaxed funny autists so i don't mind chatting with them every now and then
I truly only have 4 friends from highschool, we are all NEETs except for my extremely autistic friend that wokrs a job at a fish house, he's wholesome and extremely reserved, we treat him like the little brother of our NEET group. We all became good friends because we are all NEETs who despise other people and funny enough they fell for the NEEt meme and never lurked Yas Forums once (I convinced one of them to and he's hooked).
pretty comfy desu

This is the most nornalnigger post I've seen in last few days. Please cease posting at once.

based and cutepilled!!! originally

>hugo ass
What thats supposed to mean? I dont dont lift there is no reason I am 5ft 7 I would look like a pathetic compensator

Tell us more about yourself, user. :)

-this post is sponsored by originality.-

That's a cope, bro. Don't actually fall for the manlet meme. Only women care about height like that anyway.

What do you wish to know? I don't usually share personal information in threads.

Maybe but I also think short buff men look pathetic. Its also more face, than body that counts

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>Age
23
>continent
EU/FR
>virgin
V, but I don't even care anymore.
>Norman or neetlord
Currently on an internship wageslavery. Hoping to get a job from it.
>in closet or out of it
Prefer to stay in unless I really trust people. My parents know but they respect muh decision to be quiet about it.
>best qualities
People often tell me I'm motivated, dedicated, and passionate about nerdy things (math, physics, history, litterature), and they like to hear me talk about it. I love to do sport. I've got a good relationship with parents and brother.
>worst qualities
I've got extremely low self-esteem, I hate to take risks, and I'm afraid of being clingy so I rarely socialise with people out of fear of rejection.
>do you think you are worthy of having a bf
Hopefully.
>Free spot
>tfw no math bf

maths is shit

No one is allowed to be rude in this thread. You have one minute to apologize before you are permanently banned and also spanked.

>tfw bottom
>plagued with copious amounts of testosterone and a disgusting deep voice
i really ought to kill myself

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I have to agree, tb'h
it's really shit/badly taught until you get in the finer details and see how beautiful and rich it actually is

>tfw used to exchange with a Mexican mathfag for hours about our favourite topics

no homo please dont spank me

Then you better start behaving, buster brown.

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That isn't the end of the world user. Not everyone wants a femboy bf. Some of us are actually gay and not just prison gay.

>This is the most nornalnigger post I've seen in last few days. Please cease posting at once.
Sorry user not everyone can afford to have parents who willfully and gladfully keep a roof over your head while you soak your diapers in diet coke residue urine.

Might as well I guess
>Age
26
>Continent/place you live
Central Europe
>virgin or not
Vrigin
>norman or neetlord
No idea what this is supposed to mean. I do have a job
>in closet or out of closet
In
>your best qualities (can be several lines, just make sure to separate!)
Honesty, I think I can be reasonable and objective
>your worst qualities (same as above!)
Lazy, apathetic, can't talk to people and avoid them actively, always in foul mood, ugly as fuck, all I do is rot in front of my pc until I die,
>Do you think you're worth having a bf
No

>age
27. Where my oldfags at
>location
DC, US
>virgin
no
>norman or neetlord
Failed normo NEET
>closet
No. It would be impossible for me. I have gayvoice, feminine mannerisms, I'm small, timid, you get the picture. I was outed when I was 13 or 14.
>best qualities
I'm having a really hard time with this one lol. Last person I talked to said I was nonthreatening and approachable, and he found it easy to talk about whatever without fear of being judged? I don't know how true that is though. If so it definitely only comes out irl and not online, most people online think I'm a jerk but irl not as much.
>worst qualities
I'm paranoid, and if it gets really bad it can turn psychotic, I can't do banter and I'm a pushover. I also have no work ethic or skills and my worldly knowledge is way way below average.
>am I worthy
hell no
the only kind of person who would find me worthwhile would be someone else like me who's failed in every department and doesn't care about advancing anymore or someone with one hell of a weird value system where I somehow don't disappoint on every metric
>free spot
I would free spot if I knew where he was.

Yeah, what are you worried about? In the real world dudes love masc bottoms

>DC
>small, weak, timid queen tier gayboy that you can push over
Fuck my life. If we posted this like two years ago we could've met up and killed it, bro.

>I like my coworkers who are autistic and I'm autistic yet I somehow like to talk to them, and all my friends are autistic btw did I mention I'm totes autistic?
Kys retarded normalnigger.

Do you want a central Euro bf?

Ive yet to meet someone like that sadly
because im so far removed from the real world and not well adjusted to normalfag life at all

are you alll gays because you were lonely and so devoid of affection?

Why can't central euro people just say they live in Germany. Like where the fuck else do you really think central europe is bro? Just say you're German. Typical kraut autism, honestly.

buy me stuff user.

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god newfaggots are the worst

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central_Europe
this is central europe you dummy

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sure gib contact uwu

not my fault i've got a good eye for certain people, you should try plucking your head out your ass.
you come across thousands and thousands and thousands of people in your lifetime and your willing to tell me you haven't found atleast one person you enjoy being around? there's a difference between being a ''normie'' and an outright cock sucker who thinks his lone worlf anime persona is appealing, unless of course you're either a paraplegic or had acid dropped on your face to instantaneously turn you into a 0/10.

Everything east of germany and italy is eastern europe. Get real.

wikipedia and most scientists apparently disagree!

>norman on neetlord
This doesn't mean anything
Having a job doesn't mean you're a "norman".
Being a "norman" doesn't mean you do have a job.
Neetlord is just dumb way of saying NEET and doesn't mean anything.
Just ask if you're in job/education or if you're NEET.

all this talk about central europe but where is my United Kingdom bf??????

normiefag triggered whats new?

Dumb normalnigger. I don't enjoy anyone's company and nobody enjoys my company, because I'm a robot unlike you, normalnigger. Go talk to your friends.

Yeah well let's settle this. If I get doubles then I am right, otherwise you are right.

I don't care much where he would be from, central Europe would be at least close so that's a bonus.

Do you want to establish contact outside the thread?

hmmm, I don't know user...

okay dont make a post asking for stuff then sheesh

but you can buy me stuff without any contact!

>I'm a robot unlike you
low iq

cringe, i've lost interest in now

I'd like to know a little more first, to be honest.

wow, that is fucking rude!
buy me stuff right now!

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I prefer moans that are deep. Real men want men

I see your posts and admit that they are cringe. If you were cute I would buy you stuff, but you're probably lame.

This is me, reply if you're interested

I got drunk at work and now I'm just dumb and horny at work from it. Damn dudes...

you just don't stop being rude, do you?
I am THE fucking cutest and I can prove it

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Well damn. Another regret to add to the list.

ok, prove it. t. original post

He could be any one of us
He could be in this very room

ive lost interest now!

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okay stay poor then lmao

t. ugly and butthurt he was called out

microwaving some frozen leftovers right now sorry

if he is then he clearly already has a bf ; - ;

still fucking rude!
what's with you guys!?

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weird weeb posters posting lack luster content is lame as fuck and don't deserve people being polite because they're not people.

This is the guy posting. He sent me this tru Discord. ?/10

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jesus christ that is grotesque 1/10

slavic fetal alcohol syndrome mandark where we at

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He is made for grindr hookups, specifically bbc one

Unfortunate haircut but he has a really nice skin which is important.
5/10

I wish I were this cute actually
can't compete

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i can hear my neighbour microwaving something right now, is he you?

>tfw no findom cuckold sub to pay tributes and tease about how I'm spending his money on dates with my boyfriend

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This guy looks like a mix between Dylan Klebold and the Black Ops Incel

Anyone trying out Halo 1 since it was re-released yesterday? I'm looking forward to the nostalgia bait this weekend.

pick me RIGHT NOW

Sorry, I'd like someone older but don't worry, you're not missing out on anything.

No because you have to register on Microsoft

nah I was just kidding, I'm not actually cute at all
this guy is pretty cute though

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Neither are you, still feels bad to be rejected on a rare occasion I post and get a reply

Petty problem

i really wish they would stop milking it and just release 3 already, but no they're gonna drag it on for as long as possible

I'm planning to pirate only to confirm my suspicion about Halo being bad. It's just so generic I can't imagine it being good.

Hi hi! I'm very single and incredibly ready to mingle.
>Age
20
>Location
US, Minnesota
>Virgin or not
Not
>neet / normie
Normie, I have a job
>in / out of closet
I'm out! My parents don't really care.
>Best qualities
I'm good at conversation! Um... I think I'm cute too idk
>Worst qualities
I'm very forgetful and fairly autistic so if you have boundaries or rules I probably won't recognize them.
>Do you think you're worth having a bf
I think everyone should have someone!
>Free spot
I want to kiss a boy so bad

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>cookie cutter normalnigger
>i'm autistic teehee
Kys retardcunt get out

Hey do you want to meet up and fight?

no i'd rather meetup and kiss

Maybe it has something to do with the name of the service...
If I invented a chat app called "argumentsandshitposts" what do you think would happen?

Same thing. Post your deets

baka#7132
I didn't know there were other MN anons here! Good to meet you.

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unless you are a lesbian or play loud music through the walls i do not think you are my neighbours, there are some i dont know though

I'm not, thanks for falling for it. Everyone add this guy and shit on him.

no user, that was rude
apologize to that boy

but my other neighbour plays loud music and i think a lesbian just moved in here

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lol you know i can decline requests right...

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>tfw no black bf who wants a white bf

you're a retard. you'll be miserable and lonely forever.
you are based

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thanks user! that other guy is a retard tho, probably chuckling to himself about how hard he just owned me

for a homo thread there sure is a lack of
CUTE
BOYS

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Gay robot thread, not gay pedo thread.

>tfw no muscle bf to rape your pussy

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Yeah I am. Thanks for thinking about me.

i am a cute boy, but i prefer to post cute girls c:

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you're welcome, is there anything you'd like to talk about?

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np us normies have to stick together

but this is r9gay user, you should be in the r9bi thread!

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you look nice enough (assuming you're not b8), but i don't think you'll find what you're looking for here
also of course you're American

nope, not bait! And you're probably right, there aren't many anons from minnesota ;-;

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How much money do you make?

You'd have to interview for the position.

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i'm more talking about the very candid attitude you have
what's even your job

never mind that sounds boring

mine smoke and its really annoying
hope you are having a good evening user, i just burnt my tongue on those leftovers

aw thank you, that's sweet
i work at a burger and fry place

>the fag doesnt enjoy fags
ironic, isnt it

ty my evening is okay, hope urs is swell too, apart from the burnt tongue that is