Would you guys be so kind and post all the suicide fuel you have got?
Suicide fuel Thread
Easton Baker
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Robert Powell
It's true that you can't do much with a small dick but this is SUCH a specific chart. Some girls are gonna think what this ranks as an A is an C and vice versa. Stop blaming all your problems on you cock which is probably not even that bad and go make something out of yourself jesus christ
Jackson Roberts
tfw ur above average but fell in love with a size queen who fucked bigger dudes in the past buut your personality is so much better than theirs
Daniel Nguyen
It's not even the original one.
Isaac Cox
It's gonna be okay bro
I'm sorry bro. It's gonna be okay
Ryan Russell
>ywn have wild, brutal, borderline non-consensual rough femdom sex with Hitomi Uzaki
Ryder Edwards
There is someone out there that has fooled and upset tens or hundreds of thousands of people by just making a fake chart that has been used by the incel community for years
Alexander Wilson
>4x4 inch penis
>not even "satisfying"
Even the correct study is pure suifuel for me. Thank you.
Ryan Young
>ywn feel your neck being crushed in a head lock while Hitomi furiously amazon presses you into the ground
Bentley Martin
FUCK I'm overshot from being ideal at 7.75"x5.5"
Henry Green
>ywn look up at Hitomi with the fear of death in your eyes as she glares upon your pathetic existence before she brutalizes you sexually
Brody Sullivan
You are basically near ideal, reminder that females are the virtue signaling gender and if they say that a 4.5x4.5 inch dick is "satisfying" than this chart is obviously bullshit.
Dominic Moore
>have a satisfying length
>have a feels good to almost "doesn't fit well" (too small) circumference
what the fuck Bros.
Asher Ortiz
Sorry to break it to you user but this is a death sentence. Girth is way more important than length in terms of pleasure and satisfying a girl. They want to feel full and stretched out. Consider going monk mode or try to kill yourself.
Isaiah Powell
user, I'm a Christian, so I'm not dating a whore so I don't care.
Though, at least I can fuck a girl's throat and I'll be happy with that.
Jose Brooks
>tfw no qt3.14 gf to shove my 6 inches of girth into
Nicholas Taylor
>I'm not dating a whore
All women are whores and drool over an above-average penis.
Nathaniel Hill
>satisfying
>ideal
mfw
Liam Evans
>I'm a Christian, so I'm not dating a whore
Ah, yes, the well known Christian women who don't put out, famous worldwide for being complete sluts and hiding it.
Cooper Walker
suicide fuel is all around you
obviously you don't actually want to die
if you need me to spoonfeed you fuel
Noah Martinez
>mfw both of these are sourced from sites selling you dick enhancement stuff.
Brayden Hernandez
If you're asking us for fuel then you obviously aren't depressed.
Why would you want to be suicidal? are you retarded and think it's cool to want to die?
Ethan Martin
>enjoyable
>Almost ideal
Wot
Cooper Jones
I am not sure, since I have a grower and I don't jack off or shit so I rarely see myself at full mast, but I think I am at least B tier which I will gladly take.
Ryan Thompson
All aboard the suicide express.
Brayden Gray
based women don't care about archaic laws
John Adams
>9 3/4 circumference
>3 1/4 length
Show us the tuna can, anons
Blake White
I think the insecurity comes from how its worded like almost ideal instead of above average ect
Gabriel Flores
>tfw perfectly ideal
David Rogers
Here's an actual study, as opposed to graphs from people selling penis enlargement.
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
>Women preferred a penis of slightly larger circumference and length for one-time (length = 6.4 inches/16.3 cm, circumference = 5.0 inches/12.7 cm) versus long-term (length = 6.3 inches/16.0 cm, circumference = 4.8 inches/12.2 cm) sexual partners.
Asher Perez
>tfw 5.5in girth
Austin Anderson
Fuck it I guess my dick destined me to have a lot of one night stands at 7.5"
If only children weren't so expensive, I'd likely impregnate every women I'd fuck
Nicholas Richardson
....how do you measure girth? honest question, im curious but idk how
David Flores
Wrap a measuring tape around your dick at the midway point or around there. Not the head. Alternatively just compare it to a similarly sized object.
Andrew Parker
measure the thickest part of your shaft that would go into a girl
the very base doesn't count
Michael Baker
How can a penis be "too big". You don't have to put it in all the way.
Gabriel Evans
Thickness. Men are also kinda bad at sex and will just ram it in over and over against the cervix.
Cooper Young
Sorry about that we'll do better.
Carson Torres
>"Also, the vagina is densely packed with pressure-sensitive mechanoreceptors that detect stretch sensations"
girth is the only dimension that matters
Alexander Wood
Honestly it's up to the woman to communicate because the depth of the cervix can be anywhere from 4 to 8 inches. It's unreasonable for a man to read a woman's mind.
Kevin James
Ah, this seems like a good time to bring this back:
Ayden Sanchez
>7 inch cock
>5 inch girth
>nice and veiny, not curved and even everywhere
>circumcised and normal
>...
>5'8 and ethnic
WHY WHY DID GOD HAVE TO DO THIS TO ME FUUUUCK.
DICK SIZE DOESNT MATTER IF YOUR FACE ISNT IDEAL FAGGOTS.
Blake Flores
I fucking hate the fact I knew exactly what this picture was just from glancing over the thumbnail
This place will be the end of me
Austin Lee
user its always never to late change.
Cooper Flores
They don't look creadible but, Feels good
Ryan Howard
>penis chart
>suicide fuel
>solidly in the green
>life is still shit
?????
Jaxon Gomez
how is this suicide fuel? the entire post was fucking wrong and debunked during the same thread it was made
Leo Morgan
threads like these are a constant reminder to not take Yas Forums seriously
people on this board only have self-loathing/hatred as a vice, not as an issue
the only thing you will get out of any of this is anxiety or depression
Ryan Cooper
You want some real suicide fuel?
Jackson Thompson
If you get anxiety or depression from this your main concern should be how retarded you are.
also the only people with small cocks are fat fucks whose belly has completed swallowed their penis.
Jason Howard
>suicide fuel
>bunch of shitty photoshops
this board is such a meme
Adam Lee
you realize they're just matching with pedophiles, right? normie pedophiles exist.
i know that's fucking shocking, but lemme tell you about my school nurse. it was a redneck area. she fucked a redneck kid. why? because women who are pedos seek out the same shit they like in adults, just way younger.
now, expand this to pic related. She's still into the guys that normies like. but she likes to see young girls abused by them in a way that is "normative" according to hegemony.
the few ones that aren't pedos are just cluster b; totally willing to go along for the ride.
how's that for despair fuel?
Xavier Cruz
I'm afraid of measuring mine because I know it's small. At the same time, I shouldn't worry about it because I know that I will not have sex.
Blake Peterson
the real suicide fuel
>tfw no fight addict Ratel gf
Isaac Butler
Post it stupid nigger. Not just a dumb meme. Thank you Chibi--Robo. AIIYEEUGGHHGAAMEEhaAAAA!!!!!!!
Mason Wright
Posting some anti-suicide fuel for all y'all who are insecure about your dick size. Can confirm this is true btw, speaking from experience
Leo Butler
man you guys are stupid just wrap your dick in paper towels then put on a condom to keep on and use warmish lube
Christopher Long
this is much more accurate
my penor is 7.5-8 depending on the day and pretty thick (never measured girth), and half the girls I fuck say it's uncomfortable, other half go crazy over it
Ayden Wood
>literally barely above average, just shy of 6 inches
>have never had anything but compliments from women I've had sex with, even after the fact
Technique
Thrust in a wave motion, you know those pistons on steam engines? That's generally what I do.
Endurance,
If you're gonna bust, pull out and eat her out, finger her. Foreplay is important, if you give her 15 minutes of foreplay and 10 minutes of penetration she'll still have a great time. Don't rush into fucking, the longer you make the sex last the more she'll enjoy it.
Confidence
Don't fucking mention your dick size, retard. Don't say anything negative. She queefs? She farts? Act like it never fucking happened. Had a girl fart while I was giving her head and she went "OH!" like she was super embarrassed and surprised, I just looked up at her with a dumbfounded face and went "what?" like I had no idea what just happened. Girls are WAYY more insecure about noises and appearance than you are.
Machismo
Take the initiative. Do what you want, but focus on her. Treat her like property, YOUR property. I've asked multiple women, and the consensus is that they all like to feel "like a small bunny rabbit in your hands."
Aiden Jones
What kind of suicide fuel exactly?
Gabriel Scott
These are both fake
Kevin Campbell
Here u go people.