How the fuck are you supposed to make friends and find a girlfriend in this autistically anti-social shithole???

>The problem is that you cant get a gf here if you dont have a social circle
>here

its like that everywhere

nope,for example in american culture you can meet a completely strange girl anywhere and socialize with her and even have sex with here within a day

yeah dude people here are complete cancer its impossible to organize anything because they're too retarded and awkward to do anything

Get one extremely social friend, leech social interactions off them.

fucking normies

die in a fire

It's way worse in the netherlands user trust me.
At least germany is fucking huge and has some legit mentally ill women who might want you. I knew a coworker who had a crazy german gf.

Here it's too conformist and normie like.

Go to techno clubs.

>I have tried it 140 times in the local park and guess what,no girl accepted.
user, it might be because you're really ugly, like really really ugly, or that you're a sperg. Not trying to white knight German roasties or whatever but 140 times is like A LOT.

You should maybe try going to a gym. Then maybe start going to university in order to get a gf.

People dont talk at techno venues. They just dance. You might get lucky if youre chad but other than that dont try anything there

>watching recovery of an MMO junkie
>pretending it happens

Yes american life is just like the movies user

you can't. Austria's the same, people there are fucked in the head

I'm an Austrian vagina. How do I find an autistic anti-social robot to hang out with?

I'm an Austrian too but your post makes it seem like you smell bad like an odd sort of chemical smell

I've been washing my hands a lot and I've been known to shower excessively so maybe you're right? Wrote "autistic anti-social robot" to bait replies, mostly.

You mean you're a girl?
Post fetishes and body pics

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I don't have fetishes and I'm too much of a prude to post my body on mongolian throat singing imageboards.

>I don't have fetishes
What the fuck? None? What do you fap to? What do you imagine sex is like with a guy? What would you do?

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cringe. fuck you whore

I don't fap to anything, I barely have any sex drive at all. I'd imagine it'd be nice to have sex with a guy I'm in a committed relationship with. I'd hope human nature would tell me what to do in that situation but generally, whatever he wants me to do.

>you're really ugly, like really really ugly,

nope i m officially a 6,5/10 but the rules are simple:sub8=over

>start going to university
mm i went to the university for like 5 years. No girl ever spoke to me. Basically you are delusional. You either are born with chad genes and attract females or not. Going to university or not doesnt matter. Chad can get girls under a bridge living like a hobo

>whatever he wants me to do.
Okay, fuck my dog, swallow his cum and piss and then drink mine too. Then get beat up until I'm tired of beating you up.
Sounds good?

hello fellow german bros

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Bestiality involves another life form which makes the interaction no longer within a committed relationship. Beating someone up isn't a sexual situation.

How do you know beating isn't sexual? Ever heard of bdsm? Sadism and masochism? People could cum from pain and being beat up if not extremely turned on.
And dog's aren't human. So it's perfectly fine. It's like using toys only neither has to do any work.

Do you wash hands alot becausevod the Corona virus scare or are you just OCD about cleanliness

>Beating someone up isn't a sexual situation.
Have you not heard of a little word called "rape."

That's fair I suppose. I'd hope whoever I end up with isn't too degenerate in that regard but if he finds a way of making it work with still being able to function and taking care of kids without them knowing I'd put up with it.

Bit of both, Austria's not being spared from the Corona Virus. I do find cleanliness very very important regardless.

That's not just sex, that's sex and an unforgivable violation of another person's body and will. Has no place in any remotely healthy relationship.

How old are you anyway, are you barely out of school or an adult already?

Best way is to install Grindr and get TOPPED by big dick Chads

join a soccerclub, basketballclub, tennisclub, handballclub, wanderingclub etc. Every normal person is part of a verein (Club) in germany and thats where there friends are.

I have no fucking clue man, i dont have many friends here either and this happened by choice. Meeting people who are not retarded, pretentious, cringy fags is a lifetime challenge in germany. Finding a gf is even harder, i really never met a girl here that i didnt hate. I also always broke up with my previous girlfriends because sex wasnt even nearly enough to compensate their dumbassery. The best thing would probably be to just move to another country

Any suggestions on how to turn a girl into a dog cock loving bestiality slut fellow germanons?

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simple, you add me on discord

You're a fucking idiot. Rape is violence against another person with a sexual component. Much like how beatings are a type of violence against another. Conflating rape with simply "sex" and "violation" is completely missing the point.

Incels, I swear.

19, don't feel like an adult and I suppose I'm not really.

>add me on discord!!
>doesn't post discord

What?
>Rape is violence another person with a sexual component
Is that not literally what I said? What am I missing here?

>use social media
you should unironically but put in an oven

>19, don't feel like an adult and I suppose I'm not really.

meh i thought about trying to add you or to try hang out but I'm much older so it would be weird

Eh I've spent my life around older people, not too fussed about the age. The person I talked the most to last year was in their 30s but that was online so I suppose that's different. People generally guess that I'm in my 20s if you're worried about looks. If that's just generally too young for you then that's fine.

It is truly difficult. I lived there for 10 years and made only 2 friends.

Yeah it's not as easy to socialize in germany as it is in e.g. canada and the us. People just aren't used to talking to strangers at all.

Well that being said, finding friends at university, school, and your job is pretty much a given. I mean, you're not alone in this, right? Everyone can feel it, and everyone would kind of like having more friends. I just talk to people at work, and ask people how they're doing, and tell them about myself real quick. That kinda motivates them to speak about themselves. Also, once you have aquaintances, figure out what you all like and do it.

So, see concerts with them or go to a bar or see a movie or just be honest and wonder out aloud how it's kind of hard making friends. All good choices.

you go outside and socialize. i've never been to germany and i could find thousands of social events in a minute.

>you go outside and socialize
wow thanks for the hep

work or school worked for my friends. not for me and now I'm a NEET. Going back to school might be a good idea to socialise

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>ist zu asozial und autitisch um freunde zu findem
>beschuldigt sein eigenes land
komisch dass es die meisten hier schaffen Freunde zu finden.

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As a German i can tell you: It's not possible.
There is a reason why prostitution is legal here.

It is no wonder that inceldom is on the rise in Germany if the government keeps letting in more and more single men between 18-30 in the country while the number of women in this age bracket who are coming to Germany is significantly lower.

>If that's just generally too young for you then that's fine.
It's too young for any adult because you're just going to use them as a practice bf and fuck off while they just lost their final chance at happiness.

>Just talking to a friend while standing in his giant friend circle
>Overhear one of the girls in the circle talking about asian food
>Just as the friend circle starts to get smaller, I mumble to myself about never having eaten some of the specific foods she talked about
>"Dude, no way, you should come with us. Do you have time on (date)?"
>Say yes
>"Nice, (girl) and (girl) are coming too, we'll show you how delicious it is"
>In a week or so I hang out with 3 girls who know Im straight

Help me, fellow deutsche Genossen.

Germany is good for working. You are not supposed to behappy here.
The Jobcenter will technically force you into a job. Save the money, don't waste it. Spend the majority of your time with sports and gaming after work and then....twice a year, go to Asia and have fun : )