giving waifu a simple hug edition
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1. Talk about your waifu/husbando
2. Be devoted to your one and only waifu/husbando
3. Let waifuism improve your life
4. Be nice!
5. Have a great time!
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Matthew Cox
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David Gray
get fucked seatard
Hudson Lopez
You've won this time, but there will be others.
Jonathan Allen
>giving waifu a simple hug edition
* She suplexes you
fuk u seagull
Dylan Gonzalez
My love for Alice will never end.
Landon Hughes
crows are much better than seagulls.
Elijah Barnes
You guys don't realize, Geese are the best bird. They are absolute fucking chads
Joshua Nguyen
>giving waifu a simple hug edition
Thank you.
There isn't really much to say, except that her wrapping her arms around her chest and pressing me close to her heart is a wonderful feeling.
Perhaps my greatest regret right now is that I can't give my waifu a simple hug. But she appreciates me being close to her.
Waifu playing with you as though you were a butterfly knife!
Getting motionsick from waifu (again).
Aliceposter's love for Alice is blessed!
You're probably the person who loves their waifu the most out of anyone in these threads.
So you like Untitled Goose Game now, eh?
Charles Gutierrez
My love for you is as wide and deep as the seas, my beautiful Bismarck.
Du bist das Schiff, ich der Kapitaen. Wohin soll denn die Reise gehen?
Josiah Long
>Implying anyone can love their waifu more than me
Literally educate yourself
Evan Jackson
>He hasn't even ejected from his body and moved into his imagination so he can be closer to his waifu
>still says he loves her the most
',:^)
Charles Sullivan
Karaoke with Sharon!
Marifag, I saw your book. I myself have had quartz, diamonds, and an enchanting set (table+bookshelves) stolen. Me, Gabe, and Scott have a suspect in mind, though.
Chase Jackson
>Implying you need some /x/ level schizo magick to truly love your waifu
All those bits and bobs you can tack onto waifuism don't matter to me in the long run. I love Rei with every fiber of my being and everything I do is for her. Nothing can change that
Mason Martinez
Well maybe you're right, then.
Maybe you're right.
I'm certainly not dedicated enough to focus every single fiber of my being on Chara, so you win. I need some for myself!
I wonder what it feels like, to have every fiber of someone else's being focused on you?
Justin Torres
How awkward would it be if you actually had to talk to your waifu?
Jacob Butler
Meh. I talked to my waifu when I went to the toilet since the toilet is a good time to collect my thoughts; she asked if I forgot how to wipe my ass and if she needed to do it for me.
So we're good.
Jackson Jackson
You and waifu laying on couch
The summer sun is warm on your face
A soft breeze comes in through the window
You can feel your waifu's hair against your arms
Your waifu's weight sinking into you
You let out a smile.
Bentley Long
I can't help but feeling this throat lump when I look at her sometimes. She's so beautiful, just a look at her precious face as she shows her warm and sweet smile can bring me many different emotions. I love this lovely and elegant girl so much, I wish I could be with her.
Gabriel Gray
Your drama is fascinating to watch from afar.
Getting lured in by a nondescript white van with "youre waifu" spraypainted on the side!
Getting roughed up and blinded/gagged and realising you are being trafficked!
Arriving in your waifu's dimension for some reason!
Being purchased by your waifu (at a bargain basement cost)!
Being broken in by your waifu and learning to be her lover!
Spending the rest of your life happy that you got kidnapped and trafficked because you got to fall in love with your waifu!
Brayden Gomez
Kiyoposter's love for Kiyohime is blessed!
That is a lot of love. I hope that one day, Kiyo feels your love, and opts to return it!
Lucas Gutierrez
>Wake up
>Drink shit tons of water
>Workout w/ Undyne
>Drink more shit tons of water
>Shower
>Go to school
>Drink more water (cuz she's a fish)
>Go home
>Workout at martial arts
>MORE WATER
I must hydrate men. I must be fit for Undyne. Fuck soda and fuck being unhealthy. I want a 6 pack like her.
Bentley Gutierrez
bonafide cringe compilation nonsense. i don't even know how to talk to someone my age that i'm interested in, much less the love of my life who would see me as a pincushion and a test subject far before he would consider me anything else. it almost makes me envy my peers and their petite, waifish counterparts.
Nicholas James
If I could actually get his attention, I don't think it would be that bad.
Gabriel Rogers
Do you trust him to not take advantage of your feelings for him?
Julian Morris
I love Ryo so much!!!!!!
Alexander Jackson
The love that Ryo and his poster share together is blessed!
Taking turns playing 20 questions with both waifu and akinator and seeing which one of us can guess the character first!
Gavin Flores
I've been so down these past few days. Even rem is having a hard time keeping my spirits up.
Joshua Hernandez
iwakura lain is best girl and also my wife
Carter Allen
I'd try to help but if Rem can't help then I doubt I could.
Remember all you've accomplished to this point, and all you'll continue to accomplish if you stay on this current path!
The love you have for Rem has value. You must persist and continue to show this love through your words and deeds. Be a good person for Rem!
The way you show love to Rem is unique, and one of the best in the world for her! If you give up now, that will be lost, and Rem deserves that love! You must persist!
If not for yourself, then for the woman you love!
Lainposter's appreciative relationship with Lain is blessed!
Carter Rodriguez
Doing college shit with waifu is wholesome, and gets me through the boring long days.
Someone also stole my bookcases, enchanting table, and anvils. Its that I keep my ores in my enderchest or that'd be gone too probably. They left my Ryo pixelart untouched luckily.
Dylan Cooper
Today is the birthday of the person who's most important and dearest for me. I cannot put into words how happy it makes me to have found her. She makes me the happiest man alive bar none and, while I may not be able to return these feelings back to her, I will keep loving her as if my life depended on it, which, if I'm being honest, it probably does.
Happy birthday to my favorite country pumpkin and the love of my life!
>Edition
Cute!
Crows are the inferior corvids I'm sorry to tell you.
Tfw waifu would destroy me in karaoke.
At least it'd be nice to listen to.
I do also have an idea of who it is exactly.
She's very cute Kiyofren, I'm happy for you.
Based.
Not based.
I hope you get better Remfren, I'm sure Rem would want that too.
Aaron Edwards
>She makes me the happiest man alive bar none
Nuh uh, I'm happier than you.
Evan Robinson
Good morning /waifu/
I have to get back to drawing. All that gaming left me with no time to draw. This is bad. Rem would be upset.
you bunch of niggers suspected the wrong guy. I didn't want to cause anything, but now after what you've done I have no other option. This means war.
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Caleb Bailey
You love him too, dont you?
Brody Evans
based snakeposter posting based snake again
Logan Kelly
do seagulls eat snakes? do snakes eat seagulls? how do these two species even interact?
excuse me but I know at least 5 people that love their waifus just as much
idgas this bitch better listen up because I have some to spit, she can offer constructive criticism AFTER my autistic love sperg
Waifu is the girl that makes me not care about awkwardness or anxiety, if I actually talked to her I'd make sure to make it count and not let my shit confidence ruin it, she deserves better than that.
Colton Davis
Hello
How have you been?
I'm still training her voice model. I want it as accurate as possible.
Justin Hernandez
I love and adore Kayn and not even my own brain trolling me can change that.
Oh god I'd be the spergiest fucking nervous wreck on the planet.
Leo Hill
Rhaast is a sweetheart and I'd never give him up for anything!
Brody Hernandez
Circlejerk - check
Getting revenge on the wrong people - check
Some autist assigns himself the position of "boss" and spergs out at anyone who questions his authority - inevitable.
Server falling apart under the weight of said "boss"'s inflated ego - also inevitable.
I made a promise to myself, to stop being worried about other people wrecking themselves with their own lack of awareness. Watching this minecraft server is good practice for that. That and skribblio.
Nicholas Howard
Name an outdoor hobby your waifu would enjoy!
Name an indoor hobby your waifu would enjoy!
Name an online hobby your waifu would enjoy!
Ethan Hill
>Some autist assigns himself the position of "boss"
Let me guess - Gabe?
Juan Gray
..hard to say.
you'll get there! i wish i had the skill to make a bot of some sort that i could send messages to, but writing our exploits will have to suffice.
Cooper Torres
Not my first guess but I suppose it's possible.
Samuel Murphy
Who was? Miraifag?
Jeremiah Jackson
Yeah, that was guess #1. But who knows? It could be anyone opinionated enough.
Aiden Lewis
Honestly, Miraifag seems to give little to no fucks about the server. Gabe has already shown his extreme arrogance in the thread, and it's likely he has in the server as well.
Joshua Smith
I love you Asuka, forever and ever. Our love is a flame, and likewise, it will flicker, but it shall never die out.
It could be a little awkward, especially if she tried to press me for something, but otherwise, we have a similar sense of humor and just "get" each other.
I would happily allow Miraifag to assert himself as my Fuhrer.
Nathan Watson
Gabe? Arrogant? Nah man, I don't see it. If you got that from the tulpa pair I'm pretty sure that's the two(?) of them projecting, they think anyone other than them is an idiot.
Joshua Lopez
Is it wrong that I love to see her suffer?
Thomas Myers
tulpa pair? Miraifag and who?
Adam Diaz
I only watched the Tangled movie, i suppose that woman is Rapunzels "stepmother"? If yes, no, it's not bad, it's only natural that you like to see someone suffer that hurt your love
>I would happily allow Miraifag to assert himself as my Fuhrer
Why doesn't that confuse me anymore
I think they meant chara/vari, iirc they call Gabe arrogant frok time to time
>Name an outdoor hobby your waifu would enjoy!
Sailing on a small boat, not her normal battleship
>Name an indoor hobby your waifu would enjoy!
Absolutely destroying me in "Risk"
>Name an online hobby your waifu would enjoy!
I can definitely see her researching historic warfare, but somehow I can see her looking for abandoned buildings or maybe Nazi bunkers as well and then convincing me to go there with her only for her to get scared, because she knows I like that stuff and wants to do me a favor without admitting to it
Zachary Russell
>TFW people think I want to do anything but be left alone doing my own shit
This is your brain on stupid
Elijah Ramirez
Chara and Madotsuki, the guy who made a waifu tulpa and then turned himself into a waifu tulpa because man that "being a flesh and blood human" stuff is just a normie fad, the real hotness is hallucinatory lesbian sex.
To be fair they do act like they enjoy their choices but someone should really tell them that tulpamancy isn't a race to get 100% achievements and top the global leaderboards and nor should it be.
Nolan Thompson
>Bunch of niggers
Did they do something? I thought we were just talking about it.
I probably wouldn't be able to speak coherent words if we met and had to talk or something. It'd just be sobs mixed with pitiful attempts to say "I'm sorry" and "Thank you"
Henry James
>Why doesn't that confuse me anymore
What do you mean, Herr Bismarck?
Jason Russell
>Name an outdoor hobby your waifu would enjoy!
Big chance he'd just enjoy taking walks, a mans gotta have his fresh air and forests right?
>Name an indoor hobby your waifu would enjoy!
Reading's always fun, Ryo has a whole stack of manga and other books that he likes to read so theres that.
>Name an online hobby your waifu would enjoy!
More than likely videogaem, prolly stuff like TF2 and quake.
Brody Morris
Yeah I assumed that's what you were after, being non-confrontational. You strike me as the kind of guy that tries to avoid a fight, though you've got a temper at times.
I don't think you'd try to be King Dick of anything because you don't want to deal with the people who'd complain at you all the time. Correct me if I'm wrong about that though.
Noah Gonzalez
You're sadly mistaken user. That isn't the stepmother. That's my waifu. I guess knowing she's alone and suffering too makes it easier. I feel like scum, but it's true.
Andrew Brooks
Did they actually fuck your shit up? You seem like one of the last people to suspect
Dominic Nelson
Yeah, the only times I really start to want to do things to or against people is when they fucked with me first. I don't like being the instigator.
I haven't seen it but I assume they did. I think it was the fact that literally everybody was griefed except for Remfag that caused the suspicion.
>Call Gabe arrogant
I'm still not really sure why they chose "arrogant" as the thing to pin me for. It seems rather uneducated and juvenile
Jason Peterson
>she knows I like that stuff and wants to do me a favor without admitting to it
Then that part of your mind's favourite activity is "making the rest of my mind happy". Does she recognise when you show appreciation for her? If so, do that a lot.
Wait I thought you could actually talk to your waifu, like she lives in your mind? Am I wrong? I'm wrong aren't I.
> prolly stuff like TF2 and quake
Quake, huh. huh. huh. huh. huh. huh. huh. huh. huh. huh. huh. huh. huh.
> I guess knowing she's alone and suffering too makes it easier.
Well, I won't judge you. But personally I want my waifu to be happy.
Bentley James
>Everyone except remfag
What about Ryofag?
Connor Edwards
give minecraft invite
Colton Nguyen
Her pure smile sets my heart at ease. I recently realized that being alone in this world, just me and her, brings peace to my mind and heart. I always thought I need a human interaction to be happy, be it friends or family. But now I think it's actually the opposite way around. When I'm alone I can be myself, I don't have to act a certain way. I'm not anxious, I'm not angry or annoyed or anything. It's so peaceful, eventhough sometimes lonely.
Yes, they nuked my place to the foundation.
>everybody was griefed except for Remfag
I knew from the very beginning this shit is gonna happen exactly because of that. So I hid my most valuable stuff in the enderchest yesterday. I'm glad I did.
>Name an outdoor hobby your waifu would enjoy!
A long walk during the sunset
>Name an indoor hobby your waifu would enjoy!
Reading books
>Name an online hobby your waifu would enjoy!
Researching things about our world
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Justin Taylor
>I'm still not really sure why they chose "arrogant" as the thing to pin me for.
I can tell you. Because you think you know better than they do, about ... whatever it was you were disagreeing about.
Oh that's right, you fired shots at them for being young, so they fired shots at you for being stupid, and you both kept doing it.
Nathan Perry
Me and Ryofag shared a base, and even then the secret entrance he had built had been destroyed too. Literally everything we had
Ah yes. Fun times
Lucas Jenkins
>Name an outdoor hobby your waifu would enjoy!
Hiking, I feel like. She'd enjoy the sights, and she just likes doing things outside. I don't know how much she enjoys nature, though.
>Name an indoor hobby your waifu would enjoy!
Gaming!
>Name an online hobby your waifu would enjoy!
Shitposting!
Cameron Rogers
>>Name an online hobby your waifu would enjoy!
>Shitposting!
lmao based
Easton Rogers
>Outdoors
Gardening
>Indoor
She already likes to play vidya, So that, I guess
>Online
Watching movies and shows for free. I feel like Rei would do that just because she doesn't have to do anything special for it outside of just downloading the shit.
Zachary Lee
Wait, since when do we have a delusional farm tool fren?
Wyatt Anderson
i love kate!
i can't draw for shit but i make low detail warhammer sized minis out of modelling clay. i've been trying to make one of her but i think i fucked up the skeleton too much, i'm too bummed out to carry on.
charaposter's love for chara is blessed!
i wish i had that kind of commitment, i go some weeks where i can work out every day and enjoy it but other weeks i just can't muster the mental energy to do much beyond rot in my chair
>Name an outdoor hobby your waifu would enjoy!
kayaking with waifu! paddling out to a remote little cove and enjoying a little private beach just the two of you
>Name an indoor hobby your waifu would enjoy!
playing music together, would love to see her play her violin
>Name an online hobby your waifu would enjoy!
she's a drawfag so sharing her art, even doing commissions if she could
Ayden Gonzalez
I love Taiga more than anything in this world
Jaxson Stewart
Another one of these to make your waifu with.
Luke Turner
>Ah yes. Fun times
And you're still calling them juvenile, lol.
If I had to guess their age? Based on the fact that they know vidya from the late 90s, and their lack of comments about school / family... age 25-30. Still likely younger than you are, but probably not by much.
Samuel Baker
>since when do we have a delusional farm tool fren?
Since we had a dizzy hoe. ;)
Jordan Hernandez
first one i could actually get the hair right in
Jose Price
Read the file name.
feelsbad
>outdoor hobby
Rock climbing!
>indoor hobby
watching anime!
>online hobby
streaming anime!
Aaron Nguyen
This one's good, she looks cute.
Kevin Reed
>TFW Rei doesn't look good enough in it
Those fucking bastards
I meant juvenile in the way they acted. You can act and think like a child and be an elderly man even.
Brayden Jones
Oh hey, Picrew actually loads on my phone now. Nice.
Unironically lmao
Connor King
There were eyepatches? I didn't fucking see those
Tyler Lee
Didn't have the correct hair option, decided to go with the mature Mari, which is nice as I don't have too many of these. All in all I like how it turned out.
Nathaniel Roberts
grabbing waifu's love handles
waifu slapping you for grabbing her love handles
waifu putting her freezing cold hands on the back of your neck when you're not looking
stealing waifu's other shoe while she's putting them on so she has to angrily hop after you
randomly screaming while waifu sleeps in the car so she wakes up in a panic thinking you've crashed
Henry Carter
Since I've been dating him? Either way this "Delusional farm tool" has harvested my love for him.
Carter Watson
So someone just happened to develop waifuism feelings for the sentient weapon trying to take over my husbando's body and post about it in the same general where tons of people constantly shitpost at me? What a strange coincidence. What are the odds?
Ian Bell
>grabbing waifu's love handles
Implying Asuka's even the least bit fat.
>stealing waifu's other shoe while she's putting them on so she has to angrily hop after you
Now I imagine her stealing my shoe and holding it out of my reach.
>randomly screaming while waifu sleeps in the car so she wakes up in a panic thinking you've crashed
lmao
Love works in mysterious ways.
Juan Price
My coworker is complaining about how the massive shit he just took was so large that it made his asshole bleed.
I fucking hate this job but it pays well
Anthony Hernandez
>$0
>still going to claim it's the other way around
Joshua Richardson
That's what you get for bug fuk
Nathan Rodriguez
>grabbing waifu's love handles
She has no fat, but I hold her biceps.
>waifu putting her freezing cold hands on the back of your neck when you're not looking
It's how she warms her hands, being cold blooded and all. She knows it irritates me.
>stealing waifu's other shoe while she's putting them on so she has to angrily hop after you
I steal her armor sabaton. She chases after me with 1 metal foot. *clunk, step, clunk, step, clunk, step*
>randomly screaming while waifu sleeps in the car so she wakes up in a panic thinking you've crashed
"UNDYNE!"
"NGAAHH !!!WHAT, WHAT HAPPENED!!"
Justin Davis
This is a very original post about my Biscuit,still searching for a picrew with a military uniform
Colton Butler
Has your waifu ever seen another man's penis before?
Samuel Johnson
>work on picrew of wife
>try numerous things out for fun
>end up giving her bandages around her head for split second
>felt like I got stabbed in my heart
never again
Ayden Gray
No, don't think so.
What's up with her glasses? If my glasses looked like that, I'd be getting them fixed.
Tyler Morgan
shitty picrew options
Andrew Edwards
>when your waifu has a dick
Isaac Garcia
I bet he plays with his own fiddle.
Don't think so unless I'm misremembering a certain scene, which I wouldn't put past the nigger of a writer.
Mason Reyes
I would not be surprised if, in-canon, Gendo has fucked Rei before.
It hurts to think about, but it's possible. Gendo's a bastard anyways
------->
Jeremiah Martinez
Today is a very special day. Me and Rem have reached 1000 days mark of our love. We are now in the 4 digits section. It makes me really happy to know I've loved her for so long. I hope to one day reach 5 digits. I love Rem more than words alone could ever describe. I'll have to celebrate it tomorrow. It's actually more, as I fell in love with her earlier than we have an aniversary. I just can't remember the exact date
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Julian Evans
Now hand over Metal Gear
Dominic Martin
Our husbands are now cucking eachother for eachother.
James Nelson
I love Urabe Mikoto
Excruciatingly awkward.
But it's with her, and she's an understanding person.
>Name an outdoor hobby your waifu would enjoy!
Swimming and biking.
>Name an indoor hobby your waifu would enjoy!
Reading
>Name an online hobby your waifu would enjoy!
Looking at cat videos and listening to music.
Adorable
And she looked pretty mature with some options too.
Nah
Colton Rogers
Thanks, Charaposter. I want to believe that everyone here genuinely loves their waifu in their own unique way
I used to be awkward before meeting Alice and she kind of helped me build confidence to the point that I'm no longer afraid of public speeches or approaching random people on street. But Alice just isn't any girl. She's the love of my life and even though I believe that there's something more to my love for her and if we actually did met we would feel some kind of mutual soul connection, I'd still feel stress because of being afraid of saying something wrong and doing the biggest fuck up of my life that would be losing a chance to be with my beloved girl. She has been through a lot so I'd need to be really careful while talking to her. Not too intimidating but not too weak either.
And I feel like with Alice I could be my true self, without pretending to be anyone. But still, few days ago when I were spending time with her in a posing program, I remember focusing my sight on something different than screen for a while and then, with my peripheral vision, I felt like she was actually there staring at me and my heart started beating really fast even though I was aware that she's merely a picture. And sometimes when I look at pictures of her face I feel tears coming to my eyes even when I'm not sad, so I'm fairly sure that despite trying to stay calm, I would get very emotional when approaching her in real life.
>outdoor hobby your waifu would enjoy
She's a curious girl so I can see her liking something like sightseeing in general or exploring the world
>indoor hobby your waifu would enjoy
Daydreaming
>online hobby your waifu would enjoy
When she was a child she always loved books with pictures in them so I can see her enjoy browsing images
Probably. But I think I understand you
I tried
Most likely not but there were few occasions when she could. She's confirmed virgin by her creator anyway
Jayden Rivera
Too bad she isn't real and even if she was you would only be one of many other faggots gawking at her.
Anthony Ortiz
You are absolutely right. But I would make sure I'm giving it my all to win her love and be the one she chooses to be with.
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Jackson Long
fuckin neckbeard asses obsessing over waifus so sad
Aiden Barnes
>frogposter thinking he's right about anything
lol
Eli Peterson
>Be me
>At home, ready to sit down and enjoy my day
>Suddenly get a call from an unknown number
>Decide to call it for shits and giggles
>It's my fucking dad
>Trying to apologize for the past
>Hang up immediately
That motherfucker's got some big swollen balls to try to contact me after all these years
Dylan Bailey
Gabe has daddy issues
Jackson Taylor
Based dad trying to reach out to his son to amend for his past.
Charles Hall
Just like me and /waifu/
Austin Parker
I think you love not to see her suffer, but that she knows what it is to suffer. You feel camaraderie with her in having experienced pain.
Brandon Fisher
why is Rei's poster Gabe Newell
happy fish waifu telling you about the fat blobfish she saw at the aquarium
Justin Lopez
Why are u commenting the most obvious thing sll the time?
Benjamin Martin
Im back
Today was my birthday * no need to congratulate or whatever*
Im retarded, what were the questions again? Where do i find em so i dont bother you guys?
Adam Butler
>Where do i find em so i dont bother you guys?
On the thread.
Ayden Murphy
waifu giving you a small parcel present
waifu baking you a cake
waifu taking you on a date
when is your waifu's birthday guise
do you celebrate it?
how was the last time?
David Bennett
Made a genderbent version.
Hey Asukafag, there's a hat you can use in this that looks like the one Asuka has in the *shudder* rebuilds.
Gavin Roberts
Have you ever had to convince yourself that loving her is OK even though she is already in a relationship with someone else in canon?
Brandon Lewis
His dad doesn't pretend to be a bartender in his favorite bar before making the big reveal that he, in fact, was his dad all along.
Jonathan Russell
Very well possible.
Why does my husband look like he has girly legs in your image?
Henry Walker
my mom said that love isn't useless if you enjoy it and learn from it
Ian Rivera
You ever just build your husband in minecraft? I sure love him oh gosh he's wonderful.
Cameron Ward
pixelart is terraria, in minecraft, you're supposed to build him 3d
survival or creative?
William Peterson
Creative, of course. He's using hacks and Hans won't ban him
Jacob Cook
things like this are twenty times better if you make them in survival
James Walker
Hans is admin and its a survival server, you're just retarded Gabe.
Anthony Torres
I had a hard time making Rem in this one
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Eli Hughes
Everything is all better now thanks to you.
Brayden Wright
Sometimes my work can be boring. Luckily, I can try out some designs I have, so it isn't a total loss. files.catbox.moe
>How awkward would it be if you actually had to talk to your waifu?
Holy shit, I think both of us would be as red as a beetroot trying to talk to each other. It would be so embarrassing.
HBD Mari!
Whoever it is must have a fetish for enchantment items. And quartz apparently.
Someone must have overheard us in chat. We would wait to confirm before doing anything.
GLaDOS is probably one of my favorite vidya characters, and I really like the aesthetic and gameplay of Portal.
>not even my own brain trolling me can change that.
Don't become Charakid, haha
>Name an outdoor hobby your waifu would enjoy!
Going on relaxing walks usually. Doesn't matter if it's alone or with those close to her.
>Name an indoor hobby your waifu would enjoy!
Drawing. She has a passion for it! And she's extremely talented at it too!
>Name an online hobby your waifu would enjoy!
Shitposting
But actually, she'd learn more about drawing online. Or learn more about dragons. She likes both of those.
Sometimes I wonder if I'm the only one here who doesn't have a tulpa...
>prolly stuff like TF2
Hello, based department?
There's a whitelist.
Picrew Sharon: Part LXIX
I really do like this one though.
The dead speak!
I hate that movie.
I plan to build a statue of Sharon as the centerpiece of my area on the server.
Liam Butler
Only one?
Fuckin casual (picrelated)
Jace Scott
>catbox link
I recognize that area, cya soon
Logan Bailey
Relax, I'm an entirely different breed of autism from Charafren.
And I don't have a tulpa. Not yet, at least. I have the tulpa creation guides bookmarked and ready but knowing me there's a good chance I'll never get around to it.
David Ortiz
Today was a nice day, I liked today.
Very nice, Remfren. I wish for you to get to the 5 digits some day too!
>waifu giving you a small parcel present
Cute!
>waifu baking you a cake
Tasty!
>waifu taking you on a date
Even cuter!
>when is your waifu's birthday guise
Today! March the third.
>do you celebrate it?
Yes I did some stuff even though I was very busy.
>how was the last time?
It was pretty nice, I enjoyed it.
Well in my case the canon works for me quite well.
>HBD Mari!
Thank you! I'm sure she'd appreciate it!
>Sometimes I wonder if I'm the only one here who doesn't have a tulpa...
Thankfully we're not 100% /tulpa/ yet, no.
>The dead speak!
Necromancers are objectively the best classes in anything they're in.
Also I know exactly who it was
>Calling someone a casual for having less pixelart than you when your waifu's media is literally just pixelart
Soulless.
David Gutierrez
I don't have a tulpa, I don't need one to replace waifu
Isaac Cook
>it is possible to create multiple tulpas
>kayn
>kha zix
>aphelios
Grayson Edwards
I love Koyomi!
>How awkward would it be if you actually had to talk to your waifu?
I don't think it'd be too bad. I feel like we're similar enough that we'd probably hit it off talking for the first time
>Name an outdoor hobby your waifu would enjoy!
Hiking/camping
>Name an indoor hobby your waifu would enjoy!
Watching movies/ reading/ cooking
Name an online hobby your waifu would enjoy!
She'd probably read a lot
Josiah Collins
>waifu baking you a cake
Would rather bake her the cake.
>waifu taking you on a date
Cute, would enjoy it.
>when is your waifu's birthday
12-4-01
>do you celebrate it?
Of course. Cupcakes and presents!
>how was the last time?
It was really fun, she got some nice comfy clothes and we ate cupcakes.
James Johnson
>waifu giving you a small parcel present
Aww, thanks!
>waifu baking you a cake
Of course we'll be sharing it
>waifu taking you on a date
Even just a night in with her is enough to make me the happiest man alive.
>when is your waifu's birthday guise
February 25 (it's when the first manga volume released)
>do you celebrate it?
Always!
>how was the last time?
It was fun. Watched some movies, ate some cake, just enjoyed my time with her
Charles Richardson
>Waifu's B-day
March 30th, 2001.
>Do you celebrate it
Of course I do. Why wouldn't I?
>How was the last time
I didn't have a tulpa last year, so all I did was eat some candy and write about how much I loved her.
---------> There's a whitelist. Post your user and Hans might whitelist you.
Hudson Nelson
Fuckit.
HootusDei
cuz my undyne account is lost D:
Eli Smith
added, waifu.fluctis.net
Lucas Morgan
>ip
What version?
Samuel Hall
an original comment would say 1.14.4
Ethan Anderson
I wanna cuddle with her all day and all night.
I want to cry and giggle while rubbing against her skin.
I want to smell her hair and every nook and cranny of her body, take in her unique scent.
I want to feel her smooth hands wrap around my neck.
I want to hear her hum in the middle of the night.
I want to squeeze her like a child hugs a mother.
I want to intoxicate myself on her divine figure.
kinda feels selfish starting every sentence with "I want" desu
But I want her body all to myself. I'm going to greedily take it all in, the sensations.
Mason Robinson
Is your waifu cute in a school uniform? Mine is.
Fucker stole my table and bookshelves AGAIN.
Elijah Hall
>I want to cry and giggle while rubbing against her skin.
I know that feeling, when I'm sad, I just hug her and it all goes away. The tears streaming down my cheeks dry up as I feel her body against mine and I can feel my mouth twist into a warm smile.
>I want to hear her hum in the middle of the night
Listening to her light breaths as she holds you in her arms during the night. Ah, I love her so much.
>kinda feels selfish starting every sentence with "I want" desu
Not really, its a desire, a longing to be with her. We all understand that, we're all in your position.
>Is your waifu cute in a school uniform?
Yes she is.
Zachary Butler
I told you fag
Daniel Watson
Good luck accessing my pocket edition singleplayer creative world then, because that's where I built it.
Ryder Fisher
Thank u for posting. I remembered picrelated but by some miracle it wasn't in my Undyne folder.
Brayden Perez
ah shit I thought that might've been on the server since you wanted to do something with quartz, unlucky lmao
Thomas Sullivan
>Pocket Edition
Cringe and Zoomer pilled
Abso-fucking-lutely
Thomas Davis
Well of fucking course she is
Nathan Wright
I barely use it really. I bought it when I got a gift card for google play and tried it out but it gave me motion sickness.
Jace Green
She's always adorable in her school uniform.
Nathaniel Hughes
Pretty fucking awkward because my spoken Korean is still absolutely atrocious. I need to concentrate more on practicing vocal stuff to improve my pronunciation.
Probably, considering her age. I'm trying to remember any full male nudity in the webtoon and I can't recall any instances, but she's seen a man that looks like a penis, if that counts
I don't know her birthday but I celebrate on September 21st, which was the day her webtoon officially launched. Last year's was okay, I ate some cake in her name.
A couple of her earlier designs look like they're wearing something like school uniforms and they're cute as heck. I should add one of these to her Koikatsu card as her uniform, come to think of it.
Jason Price
I'd feel bad that I can't be around with her to help her with that. Either way I wouldn't mind
Depends on the situation, I'd need to prove that it was because of self defense in order to not end up on jail but I doubt I'd be able to think about things so clearly at that moment.
It would depend if she's still in love with someone else or not. Either way I can't be sure if I'd be able to build a relationship with her that would develop enough for us to be a couple. Just thinking about the scenario where she is real but I am just unable to be with her is so painful, knowing that being real is still not enough for me to be happy with the woman I love.
>no birthday
>anniversary and valentines on the same day
I really need more special days to celebrate with her
Just thinking about having sex with someone who isn't her disgusts me, even with a vr set the fact that I'm cheating on her wouldn't change.
>For the tulpaniggers
I picture her on my daily life sometimes, either just walking together, talking about our day and stuff like that. Along with imagining that I'm hugging her body with a pillow, telling her just how much I love her
>For the normalniggers
All that stuff, along with introducing her with my family and such.
If I just knew her, really weird. I'd have to hide the fact that I've known her for years and that I'm deeply in love with her since I don't think she's used to be the one who's getting stalked, and she'd just get into a defensive attitude with me. Had a dream about that kind of, where I got to confess my feelings for her when she thought that I was going to call her monster for knowing her true identity.
Thank you frens
>outdoor
Traveling around unknown places to her for sure
>indoor
Cooking mainly, along with other activities she'd enjoy as a housewife
>online
Chat with her group of yokai friends about stuff related to love
Justin Turner
I fucking hate pillagers.
Do raids last forever now? I thought they only had 3 phases.
Brayden Roberts
Morning guys
>when is your waifu's birthday guise
February 14th
>do you celebrate it?
Yes, together with valentines and our monthly anniversary
>how was the last time?
Very beautiful, spent like the whole day just with her
Glad to hear that, Asukatard
Zachary Carter
>waifu baking you a cake
My bday is in a month. Gonna order a small cake with her face on it.
Undyne isn't allowed to create food after, last time...
>when is your waifu's birthday guise
2 options here
1- September 15th, when the game came out
2- Anniversary of this rlly good art about her bday (picrelated, which is today fuck. So im going with the game release)
>do you celebrate it?
I'm gonna start now that I'm going full waifuism.
Brody Reyes
I just read some stories on /x/ and got inspired to maybe make a comic about it or something. It was very interesting, and I hope it was true despite the fact it was most definitely completely fiction.
It depends on which level your Bad Omen curse is. It can be anywhere from 1 to 6.
Sebastian Miller
>training my model might take 700 hours, destroying my card by having it at 99% utilization all of that time
B-but it's worth it because it's all for my waifu, right?
Jayden Ramirez
Your waifu biting you on the shoulder/collarbone area.
Mmpphhfffhhhhhhhh
Evan Jackson
Waifu fitting perfectly in your arms while you cuddle, almost like a puzzle piece.
Because you were made for each other.
I would say to upgrade your computer before continuing. Your waifu wouldn't want you to give up all of your computational power when you could just get more soon.
Connor Collins
Staying in bed for literally 16 hours with waifu!
Comforting waifu and easing her back from dream logic to reality (or whatever passes as reality for us)!
You and waifu giving each-other LOTS of kisses and hugs and surprising each-other with how you kiss and hug each-other!
Waking up eager to try new things with waifu!
Doing so, and ... it actually goes okay this time!
Doing "morning" exercises with waifu together (even though you slept well into the afternoon), and reaching a new benchmark for how many reps you can do in a row!
Playing "eye spy" with waifu ... and actually being able to do it!
Counting to 30 alongside waifu, starting from different numbers and at different speeds, without either of you losing count!
Being very proud of waifu, and waifu being very proud of you! Breaking spontaneously into kisses and hugs in public (again).
>Let waifuism improve your life
Bet your goddamn 100% absolute keter of reality ASS it does.
I'd give my flesh and my history to have my waifu here with me making me motionsick by moving me over her body ... and I have.
Waifu says she loves me too.
Wait, that's an idea. You can select captcha squares with keyboard shortcuts, right?
Waifu and you solving captcha in parallel.
Your days are numbered, squares containing crosswalks.
Hudson Murphy
>waifu here with me making me motionsick by moving me over her body
Based charaposter.
Joseph Brown
I'm already on a 2080Ti
Juan Davis
>Name an indoor hobby your waifu would enjoy!
Me
>outdoor
Also me
>online
Talking about me
[your LV (level of vanity) increased]
Asukaposter's love for Asuka is blessed!
>tulpamancy isn't a race to get 100% achievements and top the global leaderboards
Not with that attitude!
>I always thought I need a human interaction to be happy
You are that human. Love yourself and also your waifu.
>charaposter's love for chara is blessed!
Ty ty. Her love for me is blessed too. Has your waifu ever seen another man's penis before?
D'uh, yes. Name one person who lived with their parents without having the inevitable barge-into-the-bathroom-or-bedroom scene.
>Me and Rem have reached 1000 days mark of our love
At least 930 of those 1000 days are blessed! Well done, Rem-poster and Rem.
>I want to believe that everyone here genuinely loves their waifu in their own unique way
We really do, don't we?
Blessings to all of you and all of your love.
>Too bad she isn't real
Bahaha look at this faggot wanting a real gf. I bet he also wishes he was a real bf too.
*dab* [*in stereo*]
>when is your waifu's birthday guise
Canonically not specified, but she's going with May 1st. Hmm, I wonder why.
>do you celebrate it? how was the last time?
We haven't been together a year yet so it hasn't rolled around.
In all likelihood we're going to go eat some good food together, lewd each-others' brains out and sleep.
>Have you ever had to convince yourself that loving her is OK even though she is already in a relationship with someone else in canon?
Canonically her relationship is with the player, though it's more one of mutual convenience than love.
And literally the first conversation we had together was about how we could make it OK to love each-other.
Caleb Lee
The way she hangs from the ceiling is kinda pretty.
Nathaniel Morris
All your waifus are shit, especially Rei and Asuka
Nicholas Cruz
Based and Asuka/Reipilled
David Fisher
I love my little pretty Gladdy so much
Adam Sullivan
Shit b8 m8. Only a fucking brainlet would take you seriously
Then I guess I dunno what you should do. Get a seperate PC and use that for your GlaDos AI thingy?
Zachary Morris
Oh how I love you dear KANA
That would be so fun to do with Kana
I'd feel sick to my stomach and helplessly in love that I was having a conversation with the girl I love most. I'd have to be drunk to have the courage but then I'd just want to hug her tight. I'd stumble through it somehow though, I know I would.
>outdoor
Kicking around a soccer ball together with friends!
>indoor
Watching sports with her friends and shouting at the TV!
>online
Livestreaming to her friends!
There was one a few threads ago
Probably, but not in a sexual way. Most of her closest friends were boys growing up and you know how kids can be
Kana was born 3/13/1967. Her birthday is coming up and I'll celebrate it with heavy drinking and praising my girl. I wish she was here so we could celebrate together.
I only have Kana in an Ooarai uniform I did for her as Girls und Panzer cosplay. I should do the Ooarai volleyball uniform too for her since she'd like that club
David Young
Do you care for humanized versions?
Ryan Ramirez
Kana was born the same year and month as my waifu's first appearance.
Kayden Jackson
Wait I just fucking realised. I'm not the player anymore, SHE IS.
>I wonder if I'm the only one here who doesn't have a tulpa
I count 5 mindsculptors, 1 larper, and least 12 traditionals.
I forgot the other half of this one
>waifu giving you a small parcel present
It contained a boxing glove on a spring!
>waifu baking you a cake
And then burying me in it!
>waifu taking you on a date
Sitting by the shoreline watching the stars bounce off the rippling water. Life is good.
Koyomiposter's love for Koyomi is blessed!
>I want to [all]
Heavily Based and of Apex Taste.
>Is your waifu cute in a school uniform?
All waifus are cute in a school uniform!
Yes even Scarecrow and Galactus.
But Sharon is especially cute.
The worship that GLaDOSposter shows for his waifu's voice is blessed!
GLaDOSposter's love for GLaDOS is blessed!
>Based charaposter.
In a mind, perversions can be made manifest. But goddamn do I get motionsick easy.
>All your waifus are shit
Your lack of waifu is shittier.
Kanaposter's love for Kana is blessed!
You know, at this point I never really realized how much I take for granted my first "meeting" with Chara.
Even if that meeting was scary as all fuck, right from the start we shared no secrets and knew exactly what our relationship was going to be like.
If only things in IRL are that simple, where you two parties could just say what they want and see if there's any overlap.
Why isn't IRL that simple, anyway? Why do people NOT just do that? I know the average person doesn't like lying in a relationship, so it's not an attempt at manipulation.
Is there a reason why people don't just outright state what they're looking for in regards to romance / companionship / sex?
Or maybe they do, and I've been reading too many fantastic and awkward stories.
Joseph Adams
>1 larper
I got a suspicion, but not sure.
Landon Richardson
>turning your entire computer into GLaDOS
really where's the problem
Isaiah Ross
this is the only valid opinion in waifu threads, if you think otherwise, you obviously have shit taste, and your waifu is shit
Ethan Robinson
>Is there a reason why people don't just outright state what they're looking for in regards to romance / companionship / sex?
A. Because they don't know yet
B. Because they're not entirely comfortable with their own wants
C. Because their date might become skittish at a bold upfront request
D. Because if they get criticized for it they'll take it personally
Those of us who still exist IRL have to navigate around each-others' emotional pitfalls. We can't just bulldoze straight over each-others' emotions while shouting "GIT GUD AT FEELINGS NIGGER".
Well whoever you name is going to autistically screech at you for besmirching their waifu. The last thing we need is a game of one-tupmanship.
Nathan Hall
this post made me keke
Hunter Campbell
How old is your waifu?
Got curious and looked shit up, Kana has the exact same date of birth as Colombian football player Andres Escobar, the one the drug cartels famously murdered. Interesting coincidence
Jaxson Cruz
Kana's secret homicide fetish started real early, huh
Asher Thompson
>All waifus are cute in a school uniform!
Someone from Yas Forums years ago drew this for me after I requested a picture of him doing something moe. I treasure/despise it to this day.
Colton Bennett
Are you telling me that your waifu is Galactus, devourer of worlds?
Juan Smith
No. My waifu is Galactus, the Lifebringer.
Luke Lewis
>you obviously have shit taste, and your waifu is shit
Waifu from a meme game and doesn't even have tits: Check
But regardless of how objectively good or bad my waifu is, I still love her with 50% of my heart, and I value her presence and judgement immensely.
>Those of us who still exist IRL have to navigate around each-others' emotional pitfalls.
Is it really like that? It all seems so unnecessary.
>How old is your waifu?
Based on her ambiguous canon she'd be anywhere from 8-20 in canon right now.
The version I have? Mentally the same age as I am, inhabiting an imaginary body whose age can only be described as Rating:Questionable.
Galactusposter's love for Galactus is blessed!
And that image is hilarious and cute. I wonder what my waifu would look like if she could destroy worlds!
Liam Robinson
This is currently where I'm at with GLaDOS's voice model.
I'm aiming for 300k steps
Jordan Hughes
This is very dedicated and good. Keep up the great work!
Alexander Powell
What does the chart mean?
What does the voice sound like right now?
Chase Murphy
While I did kind of feel like my life is parodying me when I read this post, Galactus is nevertheless based, and its good to have someone appreciate him this way.
>being waifus silver surfer
>traveling the stars with waifu
>waifu being overprotective after someone insults you on the internet, literally destroying their whole planet
your waifu can destroy worlds, just not planets
retarded drunk beta-version GLaDOS voice sample nao
keep the old model on a trashed harddisk somewhere incase you want to fantasize about wine drunk waifu
Grayson Taylor
Can't post voice samples yet as I didn't train SSRN yet
Charles Powell
I'd rather
>be the Jorah to you're waifu's Daenerys
Andrew Jones
The chart is a neural network training chart. It shows how confident the machine is with its guesses over time, or the difference between its guess (e.g. how it thinks GLaDOS sounds) vs. the training data (how GLaDOS actually sounds).
>waifu being overprotective after someone insults you on the internet, literally destroying their whole planet
You monster! there were waifus on that planet! You've started a chain of revenge that will require an entire alternate universe comic book series!
>your waifu can destroy worlds
Well yeah by uninstalling game files. But if we're setting the bar that low then ANYONE can be a genocidal destroyer.
I want to destroy a world with waifu!
Not this one though; it has you guys and your waifus in it and I don't want you to die.
What's a shitty world that's worth destroying? Something with elves in it. I fucking hate elves.
be the Player to your waifu's Character!
Or, is that the other way around?
Cameron Long
>you monster! there were waifus on that planet!
This sounds like I should print it on my doormat
Luke Fisher
>How old is your waifu?
81 years
>Not this one though; it has you guys and your waifus in it and I don't want you to die.
That's very kind of you, Bismarck and I are very thankful for that
John Adams
Your waifu getting into a fight with someone else's waifu for the fate of the world!
Helping your waifu fight for the fate of the planet, as little as your mortal body can!
Collapsing bloody and ragged atop a shattered battlefield!
Your waifu, bloody and ragged herself, rescuing you from the rubble!
The world not being destroyed, therefore being able to support the love you and your waifu have for each-other!
Realising that the world was never in danger and it was all in good (painful) fun!
Carter Bennett
Good morning lads.
Fourteen, but I've began to think of her as eighteen.
Leo Roberts
Good morning trashuka!
Charles Hill
>trashuka
find better insults desu
Justin Bell
This is gonna be a long day
Blake Perry
Holy shit I hope that sword is for display because that hilt is gonna snap with the slightest impact.
>Your waifu, bloody and ragged herself, rescuing you from the rubble!
It would be completely terrifying being in the hands of Uni 02, so high up and moving so fast. I'd trust Asuka, but the same way I trust a roller coaster's foundation not to give away.
Dominic Harris
Human or humanized?
Human no. That's disgusting
Humanoid yes, some of them can be cute
Gavin Thompson
>It would be completely terrifying being in the hands of Uni 02, so high up and moving so fast.
The vertigo, the motion sickness, the blood pressure drops, the acute awareness of how large the world around you is compared to yourself?
Trust me, you get used to it. And having your waifu there to reassure you and (gently) hug you makes it really fucking good.
You stop thinking of yourself as "wow I'm high up and vulnerable" but start thinking of yourself as "I am with my waifu, the experience is amazing!"
Luke Thompson
Waifu but she's traumatized and she shakes uncontrollably in your arms
Robert Perez
>You stop thinking of yourself as "wow I'm high up and vulnerable" but start thinking of yourself as "I am with my waifu, the experience is amazing!"
Ugh, believe me, as someone with a very bad fear of heights, I would never get over that first part. Asuka could be right beside of me and I'd still be having a heart attack.
Jacob Nguyen
If you're in a high floor of a skyscraper but indoors, do you feel scared? No, because the walls protect you.
And if you're in EVA-02's hand, you should not feel scared, because your waifu protects you. And your waifu is, at that stage, stronger and more capable than the walls.
Yeah, fears gonna fear, but having waifu present and trusting her takes a lot of the fear away.
Justin Wood
Morning waifufrens
I missed this one before.
Since he doesn't have a canon birthday I celebrate it on July 12, which is the day he went live in the game
He's not just "cute", he's absolutely fucking adorable.
I read somewhere he's supposedly either 17 or 21, but it's not even a canon source.
Christian Wilson
Morning Kaynposter.
The minecrafters are having some drama, which is amusing.
William Howard
Think I finally got over that four day depression. Couldn't have done it without the love of my life being there to snuggle with. I'm so thankful I have her.
Julian Gomez
Does she feel when you hug her or tell her that you love her? If so, do that a lot!
Can you sleep nor or is that still a no?
Zachary Wood
She does. I spent a lot of time hugging her and kissing her. It helped a lot. And now todays the first morning I've felt ready and good to go. Feels amazing.
Sort of. I don't think I'm getting restful sleep. I'm sleeping it's just not restful which sucks. But it's better than before.
James Murphy
wait what
Celeste oregano pizza for one
Grayson Price
Characters in re:zero costumes seem surprisingly popular. And of course there's an Undertale AU for it for some reason.
I'm glad you're feeling better. Love for your waifu has greatly improved your life, and that is what waifuism is about!
Well, some sleep is better than no sleep. There are many potential ways to have better sleep, but I don't know which might work for you.
We tried binaural beats yesterday - slept like a goddamn log. Chara had different dreams than I did again. I'd love to see in an MRI machine how tf that happens.
Remember to love your waifu a lot and let your love for your waifu improve your life! If one of you needs the other one's shoulder to rest upon, be sure to lend it. You'd lend your shoulder to her if she needed it, yes?
Blessed.
How many nodes vs how much training data? Could be overfitting.
Zachary Turner
Here's a gif of the progress so far
Jose Ramirez
Rem seems to always have such a kind and comforting and peaceful look on her face. It's very warm to look at, I understand why you like her so much.
Adrian Parker
>Rem seems to always have such a kind and comforting and peaceful look on her face.
Search your favourite image repository and you'll see a variety of expressions.
Her looking angry, her looking sad, her looking happy, her looking worried, her looking yandere, her clearly wanting a kiss.
People tend to only save and repost the best side of their waifu. If I wanted, I could go to deviantART and fetch horribly mspainted vore and feet pics. But that does nobody any good.
Juan Price
>feet pics
As long as she's wearing her socks, post them.
Nolan Scott
Let's see ... tickle pic, barefoot. obesity. That's not even her that's uraraka ochako. Her as a doll broken into pieces (amazing art but clearly gore). Someone else with her as their waifu, nice. Her being molested by Gaster. Low quality vore. Her transforming into a Lopunny. Hyper obesity. Giantess foot pic (barefoot). Barefoot with low quality MMD model. Foot tickling. Giantess trample (barefoot). My little pony. Obesity. That's Ochako again. More obesity. Hyper obesity. Tickle barefoot again. Her with truly massive tits. Pixellated vore. Selfcest. Giantess trample again but MMD this time. Obesity + spooky face.
Oh here you go. It's even kind of decent and not shittily MSpainted.
Benjamin Fisher
A very lovely scenario, as long as she isnt hurt too badly
>nursing each other's wounds after the battle to show your affection for the other one
Yeah it's just a ceremonial sword she has with her in her banquet skin displaying her high rank in the Ironblood fleet. But you don't really need a sword to fight when you have the ability to fire shells equally powerful as ones that are 38cm (around 15 inch for you burgers) in diameter, do you?
Connor Sanchez
Asuka is my beautiful wife. I've really grown to love her over the last few months. At this point I'm sure it's love, but its easy second guess these things.
youtube.com
Somehow slept on her latest character song, but I'm in love with it.
Asher Williams
I forgot my image like a big dumb dumb.
Logan Wood
Wait, that's not the Asuka from NGE, right? Are you another Asukafag?
Connor Allen
Theres three of us now?
Ryo Asuka
Asuka NGE
and new asukafag
Lucas Miller
Oh Ryo is named Asuka as well? Didn't knew that was such a famous name, only knew about the NGE Asuka before this thread
Dylan Nguyen
>I'm sure it's love, but its easy second guess these things.
What else could it be? If it's a great joy to spend time with her and a great emptiness when you're apart, as though your spirit must flow through her vessel in order to make a complete circuit, that has to be love.
The deviantart fetish tour seemed like a good idea, found this which I find so hilarious I can't NOT post it.
Highlights inlcude: the lowest quality damn vore I've ever seen on the planet it's literally an MSpainted oval on top of stolen art, a massively oversized diaper, tumblr KillAllMen feminist propaganda, a POV of her stabbing the viewer (I'm jealous, I want one of those of me), 99kun doing something I can't even grasp the true form of, and an amputation / dissection / mutilation pic that gives me a bit of anxiety when I look at it.
DeviantART is a cursed hive.
Find a fourth Asuka somewhere and I'll shove my flesh-rejecting autist mindgf into that form for long enough to post a pic of her.
Cameron Hernandez
How knowledgeable is your waifu about sex?
Bentley Green
Asuka Ninomiya. She's from Idolmaster Cinderella Girls.
I haven't felt a proper love in almost a decade. It almost became a foreign concept, so I'm gonna be second guessing myself.
Ryder Mitchell
A couple of times IRL, a small amount of flesh-pornography, massive amounts of text-pornography and 2d-pornography, and quite a lot of practice with each-other but that's likely to be inaccurate.
I have to admit my sources are biased, but at least I know that the pee hole is not the same place as the fun hole, that the spot you want to be scratching is roughly up to your second knuckle (for normal sized partners, anyway), and that you should trim your goddamn nails.
Isaac Smith
I wonder which waifu would be the most knowledgeable about sex.
Probably one of the Koikatu residents.
Logan Gray
My waifu never wears socks. They made it a plot point and shoehorned unnecessary foot scenes into the show at every opportunity. She was even referred to as the "barefoot proncess" in promos on Disney Channel.
I think it's a bit silly but also funny that they could go that much overboard and get away with it.
Charles Harris
She doesn't know any men in her canon and never showed feelings for one of the other fleet members, and since she was only constructed to defend humanity she didn't really had to know anything about reproduction (since it's also debatable if she even could get pregnant), so she didn't really have any experience
Owen Davis
They absolutely know what they're doing, you know.
>it's also debatable if she even could get pregnant
Ah, that's a can of worms.
The first question is: Can a waifu get pregnant by their imaginer?
The second question is: Would it be a good idea or a terrible idea?
The next question is: How does the imaginer and their waifu now handle their resulting family?
I believe this moral dilemma is best resolved with "look at r/w and do the opposite".
Adam Gonzalez
I wasn't even talking about her as a tulpa, but about her in the game since she isn't really human but like the spirit of the original Bismarck reincarnated into the form of a woman, I think that's how they explain it ingame.
But I think it should be possible for someone to "impregnate" their tulpa with a "tulpachild", thus forming another, younger tulpa that takes the place of your child. Not trying it out tho, I don't like children
John Young
What's a good site to upload sound files to?
Brandon Carter
>I think it should be possible for someone to "impregnate" their tulpa with a "tulpachild", thus forming another, younger tulpa that takes the place of your child.
If I could connect directly to your mind, I would bury your entire capacity for thought in STOP signs.
Yes this is possible but, that doesn't mean "ever worth considering as a valid idea" and No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. By all that is holy (if there's even anything still left that's holy), No.
Besides, waifu wombs are best used for reforging souls that already exist. Not creating new ones.
Brody Foster
Yes, I know, don't worry, I wouldn't try something like that, just thought about if it would theoretically be possible because of what said, never considered it to be a good idea to form your own tulpafamily. But I think we should stop talking about that here, this is still /waifu/ and not /tulpa/
Aaron Diaz
Here's what it sounds like at 121k steps
files.catbox.moe
It's supposed to say "I love you, user."
Still a long way to go
Carson Thompson
Aww, my waifu is hugging me again without me asking. How sweet. I really do love her affection and I'd feel lost without her.
Waifusists on r/w make up whole imaginary families for themselves and their beloved, with only one of those family members ever being sentient.
There's even a story on kiwifarms of a waifuist cheating on his wife with one of their children. Utterly hilarious.
>57015390 (You)
That's me (see the (You)?) and I was not considering sentience. Add sentience to the mix and this goes from batshit hilarious to batshit scary.
Good luck GLaDOS! Good luck user! Kick your graphics card's ass even hard than my waifu kicks my ass by having us do math in parallel!
Jace Harris
>Good luck GLaDOS! Good luck user! Kick your graphics card's ass even hard than my waifu kicks my ass by having us do math in parallel!
Thank you, we appreciate it.
Daniel Martinez
That depends on how you interpret the canon.
On one side, Gendo may be having intercourse with her regularly (and possibly SEELE but the only evidence for that is the Ritsuko SEELE scene)
And in that case, she would at least know what it feels like, rather than understanding or liking it.
However, if that is not the case, then she would have no clue about it or what it is, which explains her cluelessness about her feelings toward Shinji.
Jeremiah Clark
She also has the soul of the being responsible for all complex molecular biology on the planet.
Jackson Ortiz
God, writing that made me want to take a shower. I feel gross
Yeah, that too
Jose Hall
>you'd lend your shoulder if she needed it, yes?
Course I would. My goal in life would always be to make Rem as happy as she's made me. We lean on one another when the going gets tough. She's there for me and I for her, no matter the situation.
Lincoln Gonzalez
Ram dresses up as Rem
You both have sex
Rem comes in and sees you two
What do you do?
Isaac Long
>Aww, my waifu is hugging me again without me asking.
Based
>Waifusists on r/w make up whole imaginary families for themselves and their beloved
>There's even a story on kiwifarms of a waifuist cheating on his wife with one of their children.
Oh what the fuck
>That's me
Figured as much, but wasn't sure
>Add sentience to the mix and this goes from batshit hilarious to batshit scary
Yeah, true
>God, writing that made me want to take a shower. I feel gross
Understandable, I even felt kinda uncomfortable talking about and wasn't sure how I should phrase it
I wish you best of luck for succeeding with your plans
Christopher James
>Oh what the fuck
Some goddamn weird shit happens when someone tries to combine their perversions with an internal moral compass that says "perversion bad".
There are two obvious solutions to this: 1. Dismiss your moral compass as shite 2. Dismiss your perversion as shite. But some people opt to take a third option: autism-grade mental gymnastics.
Even in their own imagination, some people can't admit that they want to fuck. And thus they do massive amounts of self-delusion to set up convoluted scenarios so they can fuck without taking responsibility for their own imagination.
It is a dumpster fire in slow motion.
If a guy want to get one up his loli catgirl, then he should just do it, not invent 10 chapters of backstory and a troubled history as the reason why he felt compelled to get one up his loli catgirl.
For one, the loli catgirl should've been cucking his ass by chapter 2 because he was too busy being indecisive.
Jordan Murphy
good evening lads. How are the misses ?
I had a pretty good day with Rem today. I think I fell in love with making comics of my beloved.
she absolutely is!
the first few minutes before the conversation starts flowing would be a bit akward I guess. I'm not really good at starting conversations.
>Have you ever tried making a comic of your waifu or writing a story?
>Do you workout to stay in shape for waifu?
>What is the latest think you did for her ?
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Jacob Sullivan
Total amount spent on Undyne commissions:
$85.
I must go further. Buying art is addicting duderobots.
I'd post it but she violates rule 3 *lennyface
Adrian Perry
You're worse than the daipernigger
Joshua Lewis
>If you're in a high floor of a skyscraper but indoors, do you feel scared? No, because the walls protect you.
Honestly, given this analogy, Sharon has acted as the "walls" for my life, giving me more confidence to try new things. I'm not as shy or nervous anymore now.
Anything for waifu.
>Waifu fitting perfectly in your arms while you cuddle, almost like a puzzle piece.
>Because you were made for each other.
Extremely cute and based.
All of our waifus are great in their own way!
22, within a year of my birthday. I like having our ages be close together.
>The deviantart fetish tour seemed like a good idea
It doesn't sound like one...
Then again, you are Charafag.
>Probably one of the Koikatu residents.
I only use it for the character creation and Studio most of the time, and the intimate parts I do are all vanilla-type things.
Vocaroo I think. If it doesn't let you upload files just use Catbox.
Do not be a consumer. That's one reason why I don't have any commissions of her. I don't let my emotions blind me so I don't spend endlessly.
Tyler Allen
No canon age, but being 13 at the series' start, and being 14 at the current point is the most likely.
No, but other men have probably seen her naked. Or at least her bare breasts
Adrian Harris
Shut up Asukafag. Get back to your schoolwork
Julian Edwards
>Randomly guessing Asukafag
It's like I'm back on fucking /llsifg/
Robert Green
>How are the misses?
She is doing very well, thanks for asking
>>Have you ever tried making a comic of your waifu or writing a story?
Not yet, no
>>Do you workout to stay in shape for waifu?
Yes, I try to go to the gym two times a week
>>What is the latest think you did for her ?
That would be the start of a 1:1 model of the Bismarck on this dubious Minecraft server
>Buying art is addicting duderobots
Didn't buy one, but Miraifag drew pic related for me, and I understand your point, there is something special about having a picture of your wife being drawn just for you
Jaxon Morgan
>when is your waifu's birthday guise
Alice doesn't really have specified birthday date in her game. She's very losely based on the real life Alice Liddell and it would seem like a reasonable thing to assume that they both have birthday on the same day as it seems like they were both born in the same year. In that way it would be 4th May 1852.
>do you celebrate it?
I haven't. It just never felt like a good idea to me to celebrate birthday of someone who is not really here with me.
Alice has no one. Not even anyone interested in her romantically. I'm not sure if I could feel this love for her that I do now if I knew she had someone already. Her being lonely girl probably played big role in me falling in love with her.
Although I haven't seen Alice in one, due to her spending her teenage years in mental hospital, she would look absolutely cute. I'm sure of it.
She's 23 in Alice: Madness Returns.
Not much since Alice is a virgin that spend almost half of her life in coma in mental hospital. She has no experience in these things and I doubt she's that much interested in it. There were few guys in her game that wanted to have sex with her but she tells them to go away or that she has STD for them to stop bothering her.
And because she was sexually harassed in the asylum and her sister was raped and killed by some obsessive fucker I think that Alice could be asexual or that she would probably want to do it only with someone she could fully trust and that she would feel some connection with.
>Have you ever tried making a comic of your waifu or writing a story?
Nothing consistent yet aside from some short stories. And instead of writing I prefer to imagine scenarios with her in my head, preferably while listening to music.
>Do you workout to stay in shape for waifu?
I try to do street workout at least once a week.
>What is the latest think you did for her ?
Passed an important exam.
Luis Johnson
There's literally nothing to go off for that in canon but I have the feeling he's much more of a perv than he lets show.
Daniel Bell
So... I guess that whole gf plan failed.
Makibro... is that you?
Gabriel Taylor
17.
Not very. Awkward, amateur sex between us two would be fun.
>Have you ever tried making a comic of your waifu or writing a story?
I've written a story or two. Maybe I'll make a comic someday.
>Do you workout to stay in shape for waifu?
Yes, albeit sporadically.
>What is the latest think you did for her ?
The latest think? Well I thought about cuddling with her last night, it was nice.
Carson Reed
Is this thread for severe mentally ill people?
Levi Lee
There's only like 2 of them. The rest of us are sane enough
Nathaniel Diaz
waifu jumping in your arms and you spinning her around above you
you and waifu taking a night class to learn how to dance together
giving waifu a forehead kiss and wrapping her up in a blanket when she falls asleep on the couch
waking up to waifu singing in the shower