/mbti/

Ha
Jokes on you Mom
I'm into
I'm autism

*jumps into this thread*
Yay! \(^o^)/ MBTIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!

This is the worst post I've had the misfortune of reading in months, absolutely revolting
Why do you do this?

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INFJ-A gf would be better
she's a sweet baby but also not afraid to take a stand when needs be
that's just turbie, he's a fixture in this general, you get used to him

If you start tolerating obnoxious tripcucks it should tell you your general is a cesspool

>your general is a cesspool
don't think i ever claimed otherwise to be fair

That's simple: an NPC

are xSFJs the most NPC types?

>Life is hard, and then you die.
What type is most likely to say this?

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probably either an ISTJ or an ENTP

ISTJs are usually memed to be NPCs

sensors yes, but i'd argue feelers in that category are more given to NPCness than thinkers

>It's another snowflake harry potter tier pseudoscience thread with a provoking title to pull snowflakes into keeping the thread alive

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that's such an ISTP thing to say

I'm gotten an ''''isfp''' in the test
You guys are just all role-playing

>earns the least money
>has has the most troubles with emotions

is there any actual point to the INFP? Why is it harder to be INFP male than female?

idk, if you're an INFP you can try and at least become an INTP by emotionally deadening yourself by watching death videos on liveleak

I'm learning how to make frothy coffee! Lately I've been watching a lot of youtube cooking channels, it's... oddly relaxing? Specially chinese/japanese cooking. I can spend hours watching them.

There's tests out there to differentiate between types. Maybe you should look up an INTP/INFP test, or just read the types and see which one fits you better.

>Function stack for INTP
typeinmind.com/tine

> Function stack for INFP
typeinmind.com/fine

Hey man, leave turbie alone!

INTJ, INTP, or ENTP. Probably ISFP as well, if they're in a mood.

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as an infj dude, i don't get why dudes simp for infj chicks. they're like us but without the internal struggle between masculinity and femininity. real boring if you ask me.

Don't worry user! A lot of successful people are INFP! Here's a few:

> Keanu Reeves
> David Bowie
> Vincent Van Gogh
> William Shakespeare
> J.R.R. Tolkien
> Princess Diana
> Hayao Miyakazi

Source
> personality-database.com/search?q=infp

INFP succeed the most at arts and culture. So there's still great things you can do with your type! Don't lose hope!

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I keep seeing " mfw no infj gf " but are infj bfs as sought after as infj gf ?

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not as much compared to infj females. the kind of people that simp for them are entp and enfp dudes. even sensors sometimes.

Literally and unequivocally me desu

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>by emotionally deadening yourself by watching death videos on liveleak
I grew up watching fucked up shit on the internet and i'm still INFP, what now

stop being such a big pussy i suppose

yeah infps are inherent pussies. i can't deal with them.

as an INTP i kind of have a soft spot for INFPs. only the females though, i don't think men should be feelers unless they're also extroverts, it just ain't right

most infps i met are flaky as shit and over-emotional. at least as an infj dude like myself i got ti to balance out my fe but i can't deal with fi doms like that.

I'm a reserved person so i don't sperg out and scream at people who aren't behaving as i'd like them to just because i'm emotional, i'll leave that to Te doms thank you very much

are you the type of person to be passive-aggressive when you get angry or frustrated?

Define passive-aggressive
When i'm angry at someone my first instinct is to avoid him/her

type of behavior that when angry or frustrated, the person becomes avoidant, plays the victim, or is just stubborn. it's a pain to deal with bc i want to know why you're angry or frustrated instead of bottling it up. it gets me nowhere really.

What do you look for in a lover? I can't figure this question out for myself. Want to hear from others

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someone who's smart, can listen to me ramble for like an hour and can put her two cents, can hold banter, can enjoy the shit im into, and be into cuddling. that's all i can think of rn.

>one chance at life
>not ENFP
Why am I still alive

Sweetness, kindness, and ability to do paperwork for me.

>get one chance at life
>not entx
why live

Well if i just reverse all the reasons why i'm angry on you we'll still achieve nothing and you'll think i'm a sperg
Sometimes there's really nothing to "get", i'm not comfortable being around you and that's it
I always hated how in kindergarten they forced me to apologize and be friends again with other kids i was angry at, it never felt sincere

>i don't think men should be feelers unless they're also extroverts, it just ain't right

Men can have feels. Some find it harder to carry than others.

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understandable. im just the type of person that wants to understand you before i impose something that isn't true to you or just wrong.

Even as a female INFP, I am ostracized by normies and they make me feel like I am insane due to how emotional I am. I cant imagine how hard it must be for INFP men. The main upside is I am extremely loving/caring. I know an INFP man and he is an amazing father and his kids adore him.

>I'm learning how to make frothy coffee! Lately I've been watching a lot of youtube cooking channels, it's... oddly relaxing? Specially chinese/japanese cooking. I can spend hours watching them
I'm also learning how to do one! Youtube recommended me a video and I tried it out. Very delicious!

Would you rather kill someone or yourself?
And post your type

>you can't be an extravert, you hate almost everyone
well they can all suck it, I'm a fucked up ESTP
my best friend is an INFP, I have a lot of respect for him and he's pretty much changed my opinion on feeling types. he's more concerned with doing the right thing than the conventional thing, has as much energy as I do for projects (as long as people aren't involved), and always does right by his values and the people he cares about. he's also the best person to listen to music, watch films, and read books with because he notices everything too, but from a completely different perspective
we've been keeping each other on track lately and it's working out real well

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What test is this user?

INTJ

I've been suicidal for a decade but in truth suicide is very low on my priorities list, so long as I'm not hopelessly homeless I'll probably keep on living.

Since it is established I probably won't kill myself I'd rather kill someone else. I may or may not have done so already, it sort of depends on your definition of "killing".

there can be some liberation in that realization

Why do INTJs always talk in such a pretentious, serious way? Its kinda cute desu.

ISFP here
how bad is it?

It was this 300 question beast
personalityassessor.com/ipip300/
Here is a 50 question version that looks like it should have the same subscales
idrlabs.com/big-five-subscales/test.php

How to Te users(XXTJ) get into relationships/flirt?

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typically by criticizing them, or if they're STJ follow some established pattern of a courtship ritual

if you're looking for advice on HOW to get into a relationship i have no clue just be useful like every other type

The ones I know (INTJ x2, ENTJ, ISTJ) aren't very romantic. They tend to focus on shared activities, witty banter, and a sexy level of competence to win people over. Then they ask them out in a blunt, shy, awkward, sincere way.
It mostly tends to work.

>I'm learning how to make frothy coffee! Lately I've been watching a lot of youtube cooking channels, it's... oddly relaxing? Specially chinese/japanese cooking. I can spend hours watching them.
It has undoubtedly already been said by now, I'm sure, but I'll go ahead and reiterate it. You are filthy, disgusting attention whore. Nobody gives a fuck about you learning to make coffee or any of the other bullshit. What the hell do you think this is, your personal BlogSpot? Nobody cares about you or your life. Stop waving your hand desperately please. It's an annoyance to people who have a genuine interest in MBTI. Not to mention that it is a huge red flag to anyone new to this general. You're making them nope the fuck out of here. Heh, quite inconsiderate for a supposed Fe dom who seems not to care or consider how his attention whoring affects others negatively.

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I'm just happy that I found someone who will put up with my bullshit. Honestly, that is enough.

Any other INTPs feel as if they wish they could be doing something meaningful for others?
Be it entertainment to make them laugh, or educate them about certain things in some way?

I used to think I'd like to become a teacher, but now I realized actual education and school system is shit and won't allow me to properly teach what I want aside from the very broad subject I might specialize in. Maybe I'll start a YouTube channel at some point where I just talk about everything that comes to mind and hopefully entertain people with the knowledge.

I don't even care about the fame, I really just wish I could give my thoughts and expertise to others, and hoping that in some way, the knowledge I provide them with would help them in life, either be it by helping them figure shit out, or get their shit together, etc. whatever is fine as long as it reaches then, sticks to them and does them good.

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INTP here how fucked am i

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Just work on your conscientiousness and your the opposite of fucked

It's a general, there's bound to be some recognizable posters who blogpost after a while
Have you never been to Yas Forums?

how am i not fucked with low everything except neuroticism

and isnt conscientiousness the most normie thing you could ever be, just mindlessly working for others like a slave and being a good little tool for others?

and isn't low openness to experience also the worst one to get low on?

What in the fuck kind of "argument" is this? Are you literally saying that just because it's common or that other people do it, that it's okay? That makes no logical sense and is borderline fallacious in its nature.

You know what, wait...you've changed my mind. You put forth a very convincing argument. I see it so clearly now. Thank you

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>You know what, wait...you've changed my mind. You put forth a very convincing argument. I see it so clearly now. Thank you
I'm glad user, i hope you enjoy your time here ^^

Obligatory suicidal INFP post

...and continues now from ! ^_^

Hmmmmm... :3c
So it seems extroverts can become their introverted and turbulent cousins but retain some of their original traits?

What's her type? ^_^'

Looking for novelty, seeking dopamine fixes and instant gratification, and being constantly on the go (even if not physically) sounds very much like Se! But staying on the surface and not diving to see the details is more like Ne... maybe~? And you seem do this because it makes you feel good, which hints to Fi! Assuming there are no "loops" or "grips", you mi~ght be ESFP or ENFP! ^.^; And to be more precise, an assertive variant of either type, because you don't care about getting better at the things you do! ^_^;;;

What do you think about getting into a position (job, volunteering, whatever) where you get to help/fix many people rather than focusing on one person (the "mate")? Would this be a viable goal for an INFJ, perhaps as a part of the "fixing oneself" step, before trying to get the "higher-quality" partner? Or is that ENFJ's purpose? :3c

T-this may be a false memory, but I think an INFJ said here once (or more) that a Ni-Ti loop is actually a comfy state to be in! '^_^

Awwwwwwww... *glomps you* I'm glad to hear from you, too~! (>^_^)>

i'm an INTP and i regularly fuck prostitutes
it's just logical isn't it?

Sometimes I imagine beheading you through stoning to death.

...continuation of !

QwQ
Y-you... want me to... leave, don't you...? :'(

>INFJ-A gf would be better
>she's a sweet baby but also not afraid to take a stand when needs be
You would trade some cuteness, affection, and sensitivity (along with a few other qualities) for firmness and independence (all of these would be things in your partner)? :3

>that's just turbie, he's a fixture in this general, you get used to him
*UwU*

INXP-T or an unlucky INFJ-T... :(

>frothy coffee
Looks delicious! UwU

>leave turbie alone
Thanks! _<
There's nothing wrong with ENFJ-senpai's posts! -_-+

>I really just wish I could give my thoughts and expertise to others, and hoping that in some way, the knowledge I provide them with would help them in life, either be it by helping them figure shit out, or get their shit together, etc. whatever is fine as long as it reaches then, sticks to them and does them good.
I'm not an INTP (although close), but I have this! ^_^
That's one of the most important reasons why I like to document my work carefully~! ^w^

...

... UwU-UwU-UwU-UwU-OwO
A very turbulent INTP-T...? :3
I would've guessed ISTP-T from those results, but I can say your life probably isn't easy, especially if your intuition is strong. :(

Conscientiousness is basically how orderly your life is and how good you are at sorting it out, but it also is what you said! High Openness to Experience and high Conscientiousness are probably the most important things for a successful life; then come low Neuroticism and high Extroversion, finally followed by high Agreeableness... or that's how it seems to me~! I'm not the ultimate expert on Big 5, to be honest! ^_^7

;w;

What would that look like? OwO

Huh...? It's that time again? G-goodnight... ^_^;;;

Yes!! The one I saw put it with some cold sugary milk! Very good.

I would like to kill the sadness in your heart!

My ISTJ boss made a bunch of excuses to spend time with me. ISTJ are the biggest tsundere!

Hi Turbie! Hope you have an amazing week!

Aw, come on, don't be like that! Here, a song for you: youtube.com/watch?v=k-T4Odb-r5c

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This test is absolutely pointless, literally just horoscope but scifi

you're mom is pointless

how do i tell if i'm INTP or ISTP? i notice ISTPs tend to appear as a whole like they "are" their body. there is a present pilot of their entire being and they are there. INTPs appear like they aren't concerned with their physical body.

but i don't know which i am. probably INTP.

Post your tag and your MBTI type anons
kitty#9898
INFJ

messed up the first time HAHA

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>I would like to kill the sadness in your heart!
S-stop user... You make me blush...

>male infp looking for female enfj
Why even live.

I met one finally and we were finally getting along only for her to tell me that her depression is acting up and she didn't want to talk to anyone... Yet she was active on the dating site I met her on when she said that, then went from do not disturb to online after that. It's been a week since and she won't talk to me anymore. Idk what I did wrong.

Dude, isn't it obvious? She wasn't feeling you and looked for an exit. Get the message and just move on user.

>I would like to kill the sadness in your heart!

An ENFJ casually flirting. Who would have ever guessed.

Do not fall for the ENFJ's charms.

Yeah it's obvious, it's just infuriating because she lied about it. We had a shit ton in common and I got along with her friends and we did voice chats etc. I braced myself for it to happen so I didn't have my heart torn out again, but I hate being lied to especially in this situation because we got to know each other really well, and I actually was able to talk to them compared to litterally every other girl I've talked to.

Do you have quick reflex and drive cars with supreme confidence? If yes, ISTP, if not, some other faggy/dumb type

How the hell do I deal with overthinking and being a spectator in life (can't live in the present)?
t.infj

Oh what a wonderful idea. Let's play 21 questions and pretend to be interested in each other for an hour or so before we ultimately never talk to each other again and one of us removes the other in under a week. Isn't making friends great?

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Wait people really feel like they are their body?

>Oh what a wonderful idea. Let's play 21 questions and pretend to be interested in each other for an hour or so before we ultimately never talk to each other again and one of us removes the other in under a week. Isn't making friends great?
Sorry it's like that for you

>Do not fall for the ENFJ's charms
But i need a nice guy so my weak girly heart gonna go dokidoki

yeah sensors do, they're NPCs

INFP here, I need help with this too

maybe you should make friends with people with whom you share common interests rather than the same horoscope

just a thought

i'm afraid to drive cars because of the risk and anything ive ever driven i've almost crashed because i don't get it.

i guess INTP then.

Why are all INFP stereotypes
>muh depression
I'm INFP and I'm happy. Sure I cry myself to sleep sometimes, but I still have mostly positive thoughts.

have you a muse user? Something that keeps you going? The one inner core ideal that you strive for? Do you have it? If not how do you do it? I only want a family of my own with someone to love and hold, and until I have that I don't feel like I will ever be happy.

About to go to sleep, but can talk tomorrow.
INFJ
Milk#8251

Pretty much a god at vidya, FPS, PDX games. Have no qualms about abusing and exploiting any game mechanic for an advantage. Add me and we'll fucksmash randoms in multi
or we could just talk about horoscopes that's cool too

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I've done the test 3 times over the years.
>tfw forever alone ISTJ/INTJ

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There's always something in the future to be excited about.

Not entirely sure what your questions want as an answer

INTPlaywithmypeepeetoomuch here

I'm guessing you weren't bullied as a child for being too emotional then?
Is this why you aren't stunted?
Did your parents actually love you?

Or is user a Woman INFP?

Why is it so easy for me to get along with ENTJs? I figured their sense to command everybody would get under my skin, but that doesn't happen. They're actually pretty cool people to be around. It's probably because the ENTJ I know is one of my managers and since I'm an experienced worker who knows how to get shit done by being asked once, or not at all, I'm never on their bad side, which is the kind of ENTJ I was expecting, yelling at subordinates for standing around doing nothing.

Yelling at employees is so ESTJ. An ENTJ just uses their Ni, sees that the POS employee has no future at the company nor will they ever change, and then just fires them on the spot. And by fire them on the spot I of course mean they get a junior level manager to do it for them because there it is much more efficient that way the ENTJ can do more important things than deal with the leg work

>that openness
>INTP
How the fuck?

There are basketballs the size of Iowa residing in my lower intestine.

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I'm glad it made you happy! See? I killed it! Even if it was for a moment.

It's time to prepare for the week! Good night, MBTI! I wish you all a restful sleep, a tasty meal, and to get the energy you need to go through the day. I know you can do it!

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I guess I'm just stereotyping ESTJs to be nerdy extroverts like Dwight, so I never considered my shift manager to be ESTJ, but that does makes more sense than her being an ENTJ at such a low position for her age. The internet has poisoned my mind.

ENTJ bosses are alright! They're straightforward, perceptive, usually pretty competent, and don't like to micromanage. (ESTP here)
My ENTJ friend gets frustrated with a) entitlement b) lack of ambition and c) feelingsy types who let petty bickering get in the way of their jobs. Depending on whether the situation allows, he will either watch the person like one watches a gnarly traffic accident or or just wash his hands of them right then and there.

I was bullied as a child, but for being weird more than being emotional.

My father loves me, my mother does not.

I'm a man.

But I also might not be INFP.

Reminds me of a self professed gaming god I once added from here. An INTJ. We played world of ships and I literally installed it that night and within a few rounds I was already outclassing him. He kept blaming it on the low tier lmao. He ghosted me the next day.
Are you gonna get as assblasted if we play and I expose you?
t. ENTP shit talking and making enemy team tilt hard

I grew up in a broke household, always been soft and teased for it.
Be lucky that you're happy.
Being depressed since 3rd grade because all you want is to have a family isn't fun. I've been depressed pretty much my entire life.

Tbf, most of my happiness comes from the last 5 years. My childhood was also filled with depression.

It's okay user, if it got better for me, it might get better for you.

i dont know. i might not be INTP.

I don't know why this was the post that made me give in and get a discord.
i saw a lady bailing hay#6674
ISFP
Anyway I have to go to the dentist tommorow morning so I don't have time to interact with anybody until after then lol. I'm not a very good friend or conversationalist and I probably won't play any videogames with you either.

how much is too much?

It's mostly just mystyped ISFJs obviously. Anyway you're on r9k so everyone is obviously going to highlight how their type is the worst one to be and use it as an excuse as to why they suck, except for ENTPs because they have no self awareness of course

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Well well well. I never thought I would see that day that you created a discord. Nice user name lol. Was it that lady you saw and fantasized about and imagined your life together with?
Kind of odd than an INFP breaking down for the thousandth time is the post that makes you decide to socialize with the boys, though.

>yeah sensors do, they're NPCs
my god when will this end

How do I change my type so I can be ENFP master race?

>tfw ISTP but opposite for woman

just a reminder that ENTPs have the potential to go the furthest and be the most charismatic and intuitively gifted compared to every other type

and also the secret to unlocking the superpower potential of ANY personality type is to really hammer in and forge the use of your inferior function and become good at controlling and using it

and also this dichotomy of ENTP mastering Ne and Si working with Ti is why they have the best potential of any type because those are POWER functions and in the absolute optimal order for achieving incredible intuition

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>ENFP father pacing around like a retard after getting off at his train stop
>see him heavily contemplating whether to buy something from the food kiosk or not
>ends up buying some half a liter soda bottle then like the autist he is, walks right up to the train and knocks on my window to tell me to come take the soda
>train just leaves at that point and I can see him clearly starting to seethe and fume with anger over being stuck with the bottle now
This was actually.. pretty fucking pathetic to witness, pretty sure I felt some pity there. But that's happens when you try controlling how others would think or feel about you by randomly pulling off shit like this. I never asked for soda, didn't need it either. He just bought it on a whim to control how I felt because right before he was off the train, I told him to quit fucking trying to make me kiss him on the cheek, I'm 22 for fucks sake you moron. INTP btw.

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i'm entertained every time you post one of these stories about your ENFP father, INTP

i can picture it so clearly in my mind the absolute disconnect between you two and it makes me lel every time

entp gang gang represent
all other types can lick my dirty asshole excluding entj

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>and also the secret to unlocking the superpower potential of ANY personality type is to really hammer in and forge the use of your inferior function and become good at controlling and using it
Elaborate for the ENTP. Our inferior is Si, how do you develop that function as an ENTP?

>Adventurer
What a joke of a test.

why do ENTPs always post pictures along with their posts? rarely do they ever not, excluding times where they are having a conversation. must be the Fe.

stop shying away from details and the mundane-ness of them. stare at them and learn to focus on the nuance of ideas. embrace past experiences and use it when applicable. know when to use past patterns or personal imagery and don't attempt to just throw it away for the sake of argument. get to know your body and get comfortable with it. i recommend weightlifting and focusing on each rep and truly feeling your body.

and i also recommend meditation. if you have any ADHD or ADD, being able to meditate and have control of where your attention is is an incredibly powerful tool for you, as your mind will always wander away and attempt to think of other things or relating things. meditation is like physical exercise for the body, but instead of muscle gains for the body you gain control of your attention for the mind and will be able to focus it. this will aid in focusing your attention to detail and just in general.

the overlooking of details is a big problem for Ne doms. don't ever look away from them. embrace them and learn to stare at them and comb over them clearly. focus your eyes, brain, mind.

thats a great question user im so glad you asked. i dont know. but fuck jannies

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How do I deal with no Se as an INTP?

Even if i'm out doing physical activities, I can't be in the moment. My brain is always elsewhere. I don't even know what physical reality is. I just see concepts. I just went on a night-walk/run and experimented with this. I ran for about 20 minutes and nothing. I thought about things the whole time as my heart was pounding and I was staring ahead, like how cool I will be if I lose weight or what if I encountered a girl I liked and I was fit how I might be able to last longer in bed or how she would perceive me as I lost weight. I stopped and stared at water running down a drain for about 5 minutes and I just can't be in physical reality. Even staring at physical things and looking around attempting to be in the moment failed. I'm just a brain in a cage behind eyes that only see what could be. The drain could have been replaced with hell and the water could have been lava and I would have experienced the same thoughts about where it might be going and how interesting it is that it flows with gravity down a hole and how the concept of math dictates all of reality.

Am I just fucked? I would be awful in a crisis situation.

bump because being

bedtime bumperino before bed

>Which one are you?
The black gay woman I guess. Pic related.

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Discuss mbti or gtfo you whinny lil bitch. ESFJ much policing how we should do our thread? None of your fucking business.

INTP here
wind it in son, mug's game

>was an INFP NEET
>get job
>now am ISFP
what does this mean?

sensors should be put in labour camps where they belong if they like being productive so fucking much

Found the NP.

Get a job, you fucking bum.

>Found the NP.
well i mean yeah

>what would that look like
you aim for the neck and keep throwing until the stones cut your head off

>the internal struggle between masculinity and femininity
Nice way of putting it user, never thought of myself in that way but it makes sense. Then again that might not by my INFJness, but more being raised by my mother and the weird relationship I had with my Father.

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>be intuitive
>mind is always miles away
>can't get fully hard when trying to fuck a hooker

do you think there are any Ns in the chinese countries?
soulless bug people like them, they must all be sensors

what about that post made you think they were specifically an NP?

to be fair to him i am
specifically an INTP
i'd imagine his reasoning is that Ns have their head in the clouds more than Ss and Ps are lazier than Js

>Ps are lazier than Js
it was likely you were an N because you were shitting on sensors but i was more curious what made him think you were a P type. like why wouldnt an NJ shit on sensors too?

it says i'm intp
but looking through the description of istp feels more right
it'll often label me as extroverted aswell, but thats just because i'm an autist who can talk hours on one topic but no one will ever listen, and despite this i attempt to talk to people
i dont know, i'm kind in the middle for everything

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>why wouldnt an NJ shit on sensors too?
except they do

have you got any idea on what your preferred functions are? that would narrow it down.

Yes, both a curse and a blessing that she temporarily made me not want to die, want to get a gf again and remind me that she was far, far out of my league socially. Definately a landmark moment. Anyway I don't see myself using it much, the format seems really inconvenient and I don't have a whole lot to say. Still it seems useful to have one in case I need it.

16personalities has a known intuitive bias,, so if your N/S score was close to the middle you're probably a sensor.

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INTJ here
How do I become more humane?

consume souls

>How do I become more humane?
Develop inferior Se

Treat people with respect and dignity instead of just as tools for you r masterplan? Also just think of a situation where you're not very nice and decide to vow to be nicer the next time you're in that situation

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Just voice chatted with my INFP friend for 12 hours. She's pretty cool.
youtube.com/watch?v=NiHq79nJajw

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Hey there, brother. This user has good advice. I actively worked on this and it drove me out of the Ni-Fi loop and pushed me more back into the proper Ni dom norm.
I'm thrown that it took me 28 years to figure this strategy out. And that's what it feels like- like building credit: A devoted game plan.
Go out into the woods and focus on feeling present aesthetics. Our strength as NiTe is observation first, followed by action.

I meant this user Has good advice

>with my INFP friend for 12 hours.
>12 hours

Yup, it was a pretty fun time all things considered

oh wow im an intp as if i didnt fucking know that
retard test

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Boy, you sure are growing more and more infatuated with her by each subsequent thread. Are you absolutely certain that you are not developing feelings at this point?

It's going to be real sad if you fall for her completely, and it's an unrequited love or she breaks your young little heart. Although, that being said, I do look forward to you posting her nudes in a juvenile bout of retaliation. Make sure to post them here for the boys, won't you.

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>Boy, you sure are growing more and more infatuated with her by each subsequent thread. Are you absolutely certain that you are not developing feelings at this point?
Dunno? I don't really think about it.

I don't know about you guys, but every INFP I habe ever met was suicidal and wanted to die. As a Enfp I feel sad sometimes but I never ever got to the point where I wanted to neck myself. What a weird world

>Dunno? I don't really think about it.
Do think that's wise? These types of matters can be quite emotionally damaging if you allow yourself to feel something for her. It can happen even if you are not consciously aware of it. Taking a step back and giving it some thought can put things into perspective.

The fall can come unexpectedly to you in the middle of the night, the thoughts of her waking you up - the intense feeling, the burning desire in your chest being unlike anything you've ever felt. Be careful, user. Many have walked this path and have suddenly realized they are deeply in love with someone despite having no intention of it. Especially if she is as great as she sounds. Tread carefully.

yes
fuck her
emotions are for faggots

>every INFP I habe ever met was suicidal and wanted to die
Sounds like literally me LMAO

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>be kid
>always outgoing class clown adhd type of kid
>move to new school
>get bullied there
>become cynical autist INTP
am i just an extrovert with social anxiety?

Extraversion/introversion doesn't strictly measure your social capabilities, but rather whether you gain your energy from external stimuli or from within
So the question you need to ask yourself to determine whether you're introvert or extrovert is: do you feel tired or charged up by social interactions?

It would have been far more beneficial had you devoted to the situation its due contemplation. What do you gain from deflecting? Oh well, as I said, I eagerly await your inevitable tantrum and meltdown whereupon you leak her nudes in the hopes that such a thing alleviates your pain. I hope she has nice hips.

well i spend all my time alone and i never have energy

you got it wrong, im not this faggot im just bickering

Sensors, more like Seethers lmao

Okay. Forgive me, my Ni often convinces itself of certain conclusions. Although, perhaps I'm distancing myself from my mistake by blaming it on a function. Either way, I was wrong.

not to worry friend, everyone makes mistakes sometimes

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A pair of big, beautiful... eyes.

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Depression rots the ENFP mind extremely fast. If you're ENFP just don't be sad, being sad is bad for you!

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Thanks bruv I really appreciate the detailed answer.

Also I think that the image posting is just attention whoring. Having a image is more likely to get you (you)s.

You sound emotionally unstable to me.
Some infp girl didn't suck your dick or what? Or you are jealous af.

>being this agreeable
are you an actual cuck?

You sound like you are projecting to me.

To be a cuck I'd have to be in a relationship. But in the event that I was, it wouldn't take much convincing for me to allow cuckery to begin. The only thing truly stopping that future is my complete disgust with thottery of any sort, and the fact that I'm a man child.

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>muh projecting
Sure user

My father is really similar, so I'll tell a story as well.
>Two days ago
>Family is ordering Chinese food
>I want some rice or some shit
>He says he'll get me a pint, and asks if that's big enough
>"Yes, that's fine"
>"You sure?"
>"Yes"
>He literally asks me this and I decline something like six times, no joke
>I get really fucking pissed that he keeps asking me this, so I raise my voice on the last one
>"YES, THAT'S FINE! I DON'T NEED ANYTHING BIGGER"
>Mother fucker actually says "I'm just gonna get the bigger ones for everybody" quietly, probably hoping I didn't hear him
>I essentially scream "JUST GET ME THE PINT! I DON'T NEED ANY MORE!"
>He gets all pissed off and says "ok, fine"
Jesus fucking Christ, what in the fuck is wrong with my father? The older I get, the more I fucking despise him. What a fucking beta loser, I have tens of these stories and I get new ones all the time.

Nobody replied to half of these posts rephrasing the same thing so heres a (You)

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could've put more effort into this picture desu, it has potential but the execution is a bit weak
what what do i know, i'm just a lazy NP

>muh denial and avoidance
Okay bud

Apparently I'm a fucking subway demon, that's pretty cool I guess

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>muh denial and avoidance
Sure user

As an xNFP, I've literally carried swords onto the subway b4, and accidentally hit some ppl with them.
So ENFP is more accurate.

i'm INTP as fuck and i'm thinking of trying stand-up comedy
am i barking up the wrong tree here?

Is Dan Mintz an INTP?

Is this accurate for you INTPs? There's a whole grimoire of these things.

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posted by entp gang

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If you are intent on doing it, I would say you should find ways to incorperate some stories/jokes with your interactions with your family. The stories I hear about INTPs and their family lives are almost always hilarious (not in a rude way). You guys always find a way to make your parents sound like psychopaths (maybe they are?) and it's top notch.

That also brings up something interesting.
>Your type
>A short summary of what your parents were like
My father is intense and set in his ways. Kind of an ass to people, but still respected. My mother is able to be liked and admired by everyone. People absolutely love her. I think she may either be INFJ or ENFJ.

no idea
demetri martin is pretty INTP though

Neveretti forgetti

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Here's the one for INTJ, look familiar?

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i'm an INTP but i'm going to become a gigachad ENTJ someday, mark my words

The girl needs more bruises on her to be accurate.

Almost zeroed in on me here, senpai. Seems more fixed on an INTJ-T at times though, does anyone else feel the same?
Where did you get these?

do you have the one for ENTPs?

She has them under her shirt obviously, she will of course conceal them in order not to embarass her beloved chad bf

INTPs are the most intelligent!

hope you all are prepared for the coronavirus. looking pretty rough out there.

I can't get it if it's not one of my goals. :^)

the chinese sniffles? i never leave my house so i'll be fine

I live in Milan and i'm all comfy right now ^^

INTJ here
how fucked am I?

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I don't know about other Se users, but I care about what kind of pens I use, at work. I prefer the 0.5 and 0.7mm gel pens because they write clearly and smoothly, not to mention they're still affordable (under $20 for a 12-pack). The only thing I don't like about it is people treat it as if I purchased expensive pens and that annoys me. I will sometimes retort with the fact they're quite affordable, but I usually say thanks or don't reply.

you're probably the opposite of fucked

for me, yeah.
maybe one or two things not completely accurate but yeah, pretty accurate

I made the test at least ~7 times and became always INFJ. Even when i tried to adjust it. Don't know what to think about it.

then maybe you are an INFJ after all

have you read about the cognitive functions?
do you think you lead with introverted intuition?

when in doubt start looking at the functions, they'll clarify things more than the tests

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ENTp GANG GANG

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Could you share the source on these please? Thanks user

Hey, I have this too. I like blue ink. For personal stuff, I use my blue pen whenever I can. I'll pick up a pack of 0.5 gel. I write in cursive and that seems like it would turn out well. Saw a few pencils in the cup at work and laughed. Pencils are for regrets and Peggy Hills.

What is ENTP GANG up to these days?

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i never know how to answer most of these questions on any personality test because a lot of it just depends and how i answer skews results

like enjoying being around people, is it a family get-together or is it a place where i can drink around people my age? i might enjoy drinking and hanging out although i've never done it so i wouldn't know and i hate every family get-together i've gone to because i don't like my family.

do i like being with people? well with people i want to talk to i enjoy being around. not so much people in general or people i have nothing in common with.

so many of these questions just depend on how i think about them and the results are skewed to how i answer.

why is MBTI just astrology for men?

wow youtube thanks for recommending me normie videos
youtube.com/watch?v=p7AhlhkEsmQ

you're an ENFP

it's all fun and games until you start guessing people's types on the street and developing irrational bias against certain types

You're INTP, correct? Here is an exercise: do a run through of a test envisioning yourself as the character in a story that you would like to be. Then another as a character you would hate to be. Then compare the results. Could be interesting.

it's simply not. It's not this big scientific thing, it's a simple principle. People who answer questions about how they perceive themselves similarly will see themselves in similar ways. Astrology is random but when I read descriptions of my type they mostly match how I think of myself, and when I read descriptions of other types they don't.

i've spent the last 5 years of my irl life alone and try to talk to people as little as possible and avoid them and i spent all of school not saying a single word to anybody, but i do spend every night talking to a friend for a few hours

i don't think i'm ENFP

that's another facet. i'm different online than i am offline and different with different groups of people. i don't really know who i am or who i would want to be. i would probably want to be an ENxJ. i would hate being INxP because i currently do hate myself.

mbti is a cult user
these magical types will tell you everything you need to know about people if you just let them into your life

I'm a huge pen guy. Mechanical pencils too.

The pilot and uniball shit Walmart sells is pretty good but my favorite gel pens are the hi-tec-c lines.

A good mechanical pencil will make you rethink that.

Rn I'm having a ton of fun for the first time in my life. Uni is a fuckfest for ENTP gang.

Lmao, what a bunch of casuals. You all should upgrade to fountain pens. They are the patricians choice. You do not know what you are missing.

well ignore the tests and just choose whatever type the description better matches with how you see yourself then go check the functions to see if they makes sense for you

unfortunately you don't get to pick which type you are, if you're introvert you're introvert, that's how your brain works, and no amount of wishful thinking will make you an extrovert
it is less blatantly obvious with the other functions but they all mirror cognitive processes in your brain

check the work of dario nardi, he's brain scanning people and his descriptions of how the brain of the person works matches the mbti

i am mediocre :(

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iq is bullshit. Online iq tests are concentrated bullshit.

>higher verbal than spatial
FEMALE DETECTED

or a jew. they typically have low spatial iq and higher verbal.

>Women and jews are indistinguishable

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any real online iq tests?

>tfw you like /mbti/ more than /mbti/ likes you TwT

Here's a pic of an INFJ-T bf (who isn't actually anyone's bf)! I hope that helps! UwU

>ISTJ are the biggest tsundere!
Is INTJ second? :3c

>Hope you have an amazing week!
Aww, I hope you have an amazing week too~! (>^_^)>

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I hope you get ass cancer and die

>simping for a tripfag
That's the most pathetic post ITT and it's a MBTI larp general

What would /mbti/ even be without you at this point anyway? I can't imagine it, it would be like a meaningless whirling abyss with no stability!

wtf is this test?

you know you can book a real test right? mensa.org.uk/iq-booking

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>you know you can book a real test right?
>imagine being a robot and having money.

but all my money is in meme cryptocoins I can't afford an iq test

...continuation of !

They can be innovative, which is typically an N thing~! ^_^'

12 hours? OwO

But isn't there a risk of getting into a grip if you use your Inferior function to get out of a loop? @w@

Do you never have energy because you're alone all the time, or are you alone all the time because you never have energy? :3

Like these: OwO

^w^-UwU-UwU-OwO-OwO!
And yeah, I feel I can see what you mean!

These are mostly soooooooo meeeeeee~!!! \(^o^)/
UwUwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu!

I think I found it:
scribd.com/doc/19079731/Myers-Briggs-Type-Descriptions-MBTI
UwU;;;

Yeah! Some of these type descriptions seem to have more -T and others probably more -A! INFJ is the third type in that document, and its text is very turbie-focused! OwO Reading the thing gave me the impression that INTJs are better at Se but worse at Ni than INFJs! :O

Oh, and source link is above! '^_^

Why not XNTX-A with equal intuition and thinking~? That's supposedly the best NT type! ^.^

But which is more intelligent: INTP-A or INTP-T? The former arguably performs better in controlled and supervised IQ tests, but the latter actually thinks more and feels more pressured to take multiple viewpoints and scenarios into account when planning or deciding on things! *^_^*

Isn't Italy one of the most infected countries right now, at least in Europe?

^w^-OwO-UwU-UwU-^w^
Um... you look pretty good, especially with that Conscientiousness! ^o^ Your Extraversion is a bit worrisome, though! TwT

I'm INFJ-T, and I don't really care~! As long as the pen does its job, I'm fine! UwU
I mostly use a mechanical pencil, by the way! '^_^

You're likely an INFJ then~! (>^_^)>

Come on you don't get any pocket money at all from your parents? I'm too shy to quit the part time job I inherited from my older brother so that's where I get my money to spend on memes but my other older brother gets 15 quid a week as a NEETfund so you must get something right?

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>Isn't Italy one of the most infected countries right now, at least in Europe?
Yes and i'm very comfy with that ^^
SPREAD YOUR GIFT CORONACHAN \o/

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You say on the internet, sweating in your room, while they feel the sensation of snorting cocaine off of a hookers ass

>while they feel the sensation of snorting cocaine off of a hookers ass
Sounds pretty NPC-y to me

I hate being an infj, I feel as though in this age there is no purpose for us besides making trying to make other better or trying to get a movement started. But in this modern era that's almost impossible due to people being able to easily bring up dirt about your past or they can just make up an accusation about you to bring you down. I think being an infj is way worse than being a infp at least you guys are great creators and can actually get girlfriends. I wish I can selfishly follow my dreams.

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INFJ
b.t2b#6160

>Be INTP
>Be socially retarded NEET

Well, death is an option.

I go from having periods of extreme good moods where I'm full of self confidence to periods where I just feel like the most useless sack of shit alive and that everything I did or do which actually turns out to be good, I just believe it's bad and shit and that maybe there's no point in me doing anything anymore... then the switch gets randomly flipped again and I start feeling good and like I had the best ideas ever and get super enthusiastic about doing something...only for it to come crashing down again and the cycle repeats.

God fucking damn it I feel like some bipolar retard.

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IQ is valid. Online IQ tests are concentrated bullshit.

you should masturbate exclusively to non porn goth girl videos

dunno man, i did an IQ test once IRL at an actual shrink and got like 112, the online one there gave me 109, so it's not that far off. obviously it's retarded but you could use it as a bare idea at least, if not that then at least it just increases your self confidence because BIG NUMBER GOOD

i have this too and i'm INTP. i don't think i have bipolar though. my mood and feelings about things and myself are just inconsistent even during the span of an hour or two. it's not as extreme as a bipolar person or anything but it just happens.

...continues from !

ENTP gang? :O

Because it's not astrology for women!!! :P

Here's an interesting discussion about Nardi and Thomson's works; both have studied how brain and MBTI might be connected:
personalitycafe.com/cognitive-functions/136909-dario-nardi-lenore-thomson-function-vs-temperament.html#/topics/136909

I probably have higher verbal than other types of intelligence as well~! In school, I was generally better at languages than mathematical subjects! :3c

;w;

user's post is NOT pathetic! It's the work of an assertive and confident person who is ready to defend others! A true hero~! trying to make other better
This!
>I wish I can selfishly follow my dreams.
W-what kind of dreams? ^.^;

W-why~? :O

As an ENTP I havent had any action at uni so far because Im a manlet (5'7) and people think Im weird

wow the default settings for charts in excel 98 are so strange. Anyway one thing I like about making these things is that it really highlights just how many exceptions there are too the "common wisdom" rules as to what to expect

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I get intp on my tests, and I believe I should act rationally, but often my negative emotions like anger control me. Am I really an intp?

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Cmon. I spent a week in Rome plus 22 hours in an airport, and all I got was a runny nose.

I've had colds worse than corona-chan.

> I think I found it

First off, I do appreciate the source. However, I still think you are a disgusting, filthy freak show attention whore who shits up the thread. You are a blemish on this general. That being said, you were helpful in this singular instance, so thank you for providing me a link. It is greatly appreciated.

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Oh sweet I can make people into Jojos!

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Fukin sick dude lmao. I feel i have a much greater understanding of turbine now

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hey that used to be me
I was really funny and outgoing and had many friends as a kid and then when middle school started i got called weird and over the course of like ten years i became extremely depressed and anxious
when i got over everything i was absolutely fucking shocked that i wasn't actually introverted AT ALL i just really hated myself for a long time. it had been so long that i had literally forgotten who i was

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I wanna be one of the greatest comic book artist of all time, but it requires alot of studing and grinding.

How about being a mediocre comic book artist, would you like that as well?

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You're not alone with this, I share it word for word.

I also wanna open up a animation studio one day but without any influence I wont be able to pull it off without being one of the best.

You're right - I rushed it because I was getting ready to head out
Here's a better version

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>Like these: OwO
Yes, Turbie. Those are an absolutely stunning pair of... erm.. "eyes". Very good :)

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>I also wanna open up a animation studio one day
how about I open up your mothers legs and sweltering pussy on a hot summers day

ENTP fucking exposed

How will they ever recover?

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does anyone have pdfs for the 16personality paid resources?

Do ESTP next

tfw I always get INFP and then get ISTP

One of my good friends at work is summed up as pretty much everything here. I've had to stick up for him with managers and coworkers for a while because he's a young ENTP in a wagie NPC world. People immediately write off his cocky attitude and overlook his potential, but I see it. Makes me like the company of ENTPs. Good times.

>wanna try and do nonsensical autistic shit videos similar to those of filthy frank
>have absolutely nobody to help me out with it
I'm not even sure why I wanna try it but as a basis to that, I think I just want to push myself so deep into not caring what others would think, and just make something that people could either laugh at, or embarrassed enough by that they'll either conscientiously or subconsciously end up improving themselves in order to not become "like me". Either way it'd be a win for me since I just wish I could better myself and others as well through some way, if not knowledge, then at least enough cringe inducing stuff that they'll WANT to not become that way.

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pic didn't get posted and this is an original comment lol

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Is there an istp one of these?
Orig

Congratulations everyone already has.

You heared the people, you have to post the whole thing now!

Business management is probably more important than drawing ability if you want to do that right? Also having lots of money and/or connections lol.

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Checked and kekd original potato salad

Got drunk and bought the 16personality intp book, doesn't seem great but enjoy gamers
#!zDYjRa5Q!cFYqQh4w7s7RFiqSiti0BU-DTfZiMhcw0TxSmeoCDtg

nice one
are you a sensor yourself or just playing devil's advocate?

how do you use this link. I'm stupid

Put it into the search bar on Myspace.

wow myspace looks horrendous. Anyway nothing happened

You have to like my profile song first to hear it bro.

which song is yours?

ISTP's is cooler.
>prayer: please help me consider others' feelings, no matter how illogical they may be

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Checked. I play cornet, dude. So obviously you know which song it is.

>are you a sensor yourself
yeah

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>tfw you know several nigga ESTPs

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Living with that meager amount of impulse control sounds fucking draining.

So xSxJ are the soulless normies right?

depends. they can have souls, but their minds are just shallow and focused on things like tradition and what's worked in the past will probably work now.

souls, but shallower souls which often can end up being the most soul later in life.

>yeah
well stop that immediately

>their minds are just shallow and focused on things like tradition and what's worked in the past will probably work now.
So conservatives are the real NPCs?

nope it's just a difference of priorities.

tearing things down just to "rebuild" it all is not always a good idea.

I hate being INFP. Fucking soulless normies dont know or care how you feel

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"Why do you believe blank is good"
"Because It's always been good!"

How is that not an npc?

I'm not saying to tear down the system but if you have no actual reason to believe what you believe than you're an npc.

there's a 50% chance of getting a different type if you just wait five weeks

shit is horoscopes

I've gotten intp on every test i've taken in the last 5 years.

The guy on the right is literally me.

How do I empathize as an ISTP?

>How is that not an npc?
because it's worked before. that's a decent enough reason. sometimes there's no reason to hammer a nail with a new technique. the one often taught may be that way for a reason. the xSxJs (typically conservatives) have a wisdom in their ways, basing most of societal norms and traditions on what has worked through before trial and error and placing lots of emphasis on common bits of wisdom like "a penny saved is a penny earned" which is true.

also biology follows this concept. a lot of people sub-consciously pick partners that are like their parents because it's a past pattern that has worked and it's a true observed pattern of reproductive success.

there's a wisdom in it even if it seems NPC-like. why reinvent the wheel? that's how they see it. they just don't need or want to intellectualize every single thing in their lives. they don't prefer to and they get on just fine in life the majority of the time. you can argue that it's "a mindless NPC", but they seem to do just fine doing what they're doing whereas lots of intuitives, or liberal leaning people fuck themselves and things over for no good reason other than to shake things up and they rationalize it as a moral good or something.

so you're telling me i could become a judger rather than a perceiver if i simply took the time to plan my actions in advance?

that has to be the natural way your mind functions. You can emulate any types but they won't be as effective as your natural functions.

Not if you still prefer not to

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Mr. Bump giving this a saving push

you intuicucks talk a lot of shit about sensors but none of you would say shit irl because you know would get beat the fuck up lmao

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bumping to show my care

>I think being an infj is way worse than being a infp at least you guys are great creators and can actually get girlfriends. I wish I can selfishly follow my dreams.
a big benefit INFJs have over INFPs is their decisiveness and ability to put plans into action.

>try to answer as honestly as possible
>intp
>sounds like a wanky idealized version of myself, therefore wrong.
>weaknesses are on the money tho

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indeed kill yourself nigger

The only two women I have ever actually fallen in love with in my life were an INFP and an INFJ. I would say that both types are high tier, when stereotyped. Even if it is hard a lot of times. Just like being a young INTJ can be an absolute mindfuck and drive you to the brink at times.
This modern society is not built for these types: INFJ, INFP, INTJ, INTP and sometimes even ENTPs

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>This modern society is not built for these types: INFJ, INFP, INTJ, INTP and sometimes even ENTPs
its surely just a coincidence that those are the most common types on Yas Forums

I know this one INFJ who has dox'd at least a dozen women. Is it even possible for him to be that type or is he just a sociopath faggot? He also has catfished people from /soc/ before using his gf's voice clips.

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At least he has a hobby.

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as an intp, WHY CAN'T I OVERRIDE MY EMOTIONS LIKE THE GUY IN DUNE??? I feel so sad and hopeless for no fucking reason right now and I don't know what to do.

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They didnt deserve to live in this world
in MY world! Prepare to join them! Prepare to DIE!

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>I feel so sad and hopeless for no fucking reason right now and I don't know what to do.
have you always had a high level of neuroticism or did you become depressed and start to feel negative emotions more recently?

I'm about to do it, my dudes. Set a goal less than a year ago that I would hit a 1,2,3,4 at the gym and finally decided now is the time that I knock it out. Headed to the gym now. It's not an overly impressive goal, but it's still significant to me. It's not the size of the goal that you win, it's the way you grab hold of it.

This one is for you, user. If I can make it, you can make it.

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I always thought I was a feeler because I like learning about people and keep trying my best while at the same time being socially incompetent, I thought I was just too "nice" to be a thinker but the more I learned I realized a lot of feelers are really fake. On top of that I converse with a lot of females, granted some are INFP most of the time they are thinkers and it's sort of like talking to a guy with tits. I've always been curious about the unseen forces, un grounded concept that sensors can't wrap their head around and just think it's nonsense but I still retained my skepticism at least over the more extreme stuff. Over the years I've had a subtle but consistent influence over typology where my ideas have evolved into memes but then if I'm not the type I thought I was then I've been spreading misinformation. Funny that, maybe I really am a Mastermind?

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Also, this is my song to knock this shit out to.
WAKE THE FUCK UP GET OUT THERE AND CRUSH IT, ANONS

youtu.be/sfeKdQG_pus

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tfw fucked up shoulder and fucked up knee so a physiotherapist told me i couldnt do pretty much every exercise i used to do when i was in good shape because it will aggravate my injured joints. he gave me an oversized rubber band and said to stretch it. its just not the same as a workout with free weights.

>"us sensors can't think and are just violent cavemen who resort to violence the moment we hear something we don't like."
Yep, sounds about right. I wouldn't even interact with you in the first place.

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I went through physical therapy once for a fucked up back. Didn't think much about physical therapy before this. I thought it was a wash- but it worked better than expected. You actually can come back. Maybe not in the way you think, but you can.

i think my shoulder needs surgery if i ever wanted to lift heavy weights but im poor. it dislocates when i roll around in my sleep sometimes so even picking up the bar with no weight on it and just lifting it above my head makes it feel like its going to come out of the socket.
>I went through physical therapy once for a fucked up back.
back injuries are a lot more serious though. you must have got lucky on that one. i knew a guy who had back pain so bad he had to have an operation to fuse some of his vertebra together.

>and can actually get girlfriends
Can we really
How come i'm a khv and likely always will be then

Yeah, you're a beastly sleeper. Kek
But the rotator cuff is a bitch and a half.
>Must have been lucky
It was more autistic will to make my body obey me and strengthen itself. The thought of having to take a fused spine is absolutely horrifying to me.

As an update, I failed on my 1 2 3 4. I hit everything easily... But couldn't get the deadlift. I was so close. The good thing is that that simple 5 minutes gave me at least 3 insights on what to improve on. My drive is only increased.

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only trannies go "uwu".
Kill yourself disgusting filth

>But the rotator cuff is a bitch and a half.
all the muscles and ligaments are stretched from originally braking my shoulder and tearing it then repeated dislocations over the years. still it wasnt really a problem until the last year or so.
>The thought of having to take a fused spine is absolutely horrifying to me.
it helped him with the pain but he lost a lot of flexibility. poor guy often didnt wear socks because he found them too hard to put on.
>The good thing is that that simple 5 minutes gave me at least 3 insights on what to improve on. My drive is only increased.
good luck hitting your goal in the future.

>braking my shoulder and tearing it then repeated dislocations over the years. still it wasnt really a problem until the last year or so.
I have a friend that has this issue. It's so textbook, and yet it seems like something that should be a non-issue now with how far they have come with medical science. Like how eye operations are not as crazy now compared as say, they were in the 90s.

>good luck hitting your goal in the future.
Thanks. It's endless and rewarding.

what does your usual workout routine look like?

Right now I'm on a strongman style of workout. It involves a lot of deadlifts, pulls and back iso. But I need to involve more core stuff. Doing a routine now between posting.
Can't even remember where I got the 4 week routine from, but I've exchanged out some of the exercises for what I'm focused on- for example, I have decided to do a lot more arm-over-arm rope pulls because it feels the best on my back as far as exercises go.

People think I'm weird too. Middle school was hell.

Try to become good friends with your suitemates or roommate if you live in a dorm (if you haven't already). I don't know you or your circumstances but I believe that there are tons of girls who would like you. You just have to meet them and unironically be urself xdd.

>i got called weird and over the course of like ten years i became extremely depressed and anxious
Were you an annoying shit like I was? I don't even blame others for bulling me anymore. Even I would have bullied me too.
Imagine a know-it-all, shut-in, zero athleticism and talks too fucking much.

I never understood whether I was an introvert or not. Tbh I feel equally drained and/or renewed by isolation or being social. So at first I thought I had to be an INTP because I was so bad at socializing but then I learned about function stacks.

Scary accurate. I really appreciate the bullet point advice.

Be nice. Turbie is a long time quality poster.

Never considered this aspect of sensors before. Their lack of curiosity still bothers me. It's like they can't be the driving protagonist of any story so they're just the supporting cast.

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>Were you an annoying shit like I was?
i was one of those kids who spouted memes in real life but i'm not a zoomer so that wasn't cool when i was a kid

>Never considered this aspect of sensors before
It only applies to Si sensors though
Se sensors simply live in the moment and don't think

that's pretty normal and that's because mbti test are pseudoscience bullshit

I'm a 2000 zoomer but totally different story. I thought there was something cringey about sharing the shit I thought was funny with other people. I felt uncomfortably compelled to laugh at others memes so I didn't want to subject others to that.
Plus my humor became super political and offensive. I just knew the things I thought were funny would get me in trouble if I showed them to normals.

So why did you get bullied if you just a bit cringey? Was there nothing else?

Se sensors are much more based then. Doing what you want without bothering to justify it to your super ego is a much more interesting way to live.

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>randomly getting asked personal shit like "DDuuhhh when u go to uni?? i never see u gone??"
No shit retard, I attend it at the same times you are not in the room. Why the fuck do they even care about this in the first place? It annoys me heavily when some retard decides to randomly stick their noses in something that is not their business.

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>that one time when i tried to explain pedobear meme to someone in middle school
Fucking kill me

well after getting bullied for being cringe i started to become withdrawn and mistrusting so then i was bullied for being quiet instead
there was simply no winning

Top kek
ENTP GANG is hilarious.

>setting the forever alone meme as your facebook profile picture
ugh

They must have fucked you up real good. My quite resentment came in waves but I'd always go back to being a chatterbox.

Ngl I did that too.

My Facebook banner was a philosoraptor meme. How cruel.

I used to date an INFP and she was the biggest fucking bitch

Tried to micromanage my money and undermine my position as an adult. Would whine about not finding work or me not doing anything while I was the only one bringing in money while putting myself through college

She just spent all day at home playing games

I think I'm just going to stick to looking for INTJ unicorns or something

t. ENTP

They're not unicorns, more like a rare bird. Good luck catching one.

>tfw can't say "fuck niggers" on blue boards anymore
mbti for this feel?

intp, for sure lol

You can't? i post it on Yas Forums all the time

really? Yas Forums is my main board and i get banned for racism every other day

I guess you're on some janny's blacklist

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i got called racist earlier for calling coronavirus "the chinese sniffles"
bet they were a feeler

just a reminder that if you didn't take an ACTUAL meyers briggs in a professional setting with a real administrator everything you "know" about your type is the equivalent of a "which pokemon are you" quiz from quizlet in the early aughts. You're all faggots who are trying to feel special and none of you have ever even taken the test you obsess over the results from.

Ok sensor

mbti is astrology for men, its pseudo-science you faggots

i am a chad entp

this
you can get a different type depending on whether or not you had breakfast that morning lmao
its still fun tho

Are people here even treating it like a real science ?

My type changes whenever I sneeze. I have to be careful turning on fans, or I could change into an INFP and cry for the first time.

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How fucked am I? Super high openness and extraversion

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Those are good traits to have if youre trying to fit into the normie world

>feeler father
>sensor mother
>they both just want me to become some wage slaving retard or salary bitch who works for others
>they literally cannot comprehend the idea of "entrepreneurship" or me wanting to work towards honing my talent in something that would help me become self-employed
>they always tell me they want "what's best for me" and how they want me to "become the boss/leader and order/control others around"
>hate ordering people around and controlling them
>try to explain it to them that i would NEVER become a boss anyway if i follow through with their ideas of convenient job where the entire fucking premise of it is to WORK FOR SOMEONE ELSE
I mean... for fuck's sake, I know I might have some really BIG and crazy ideas, but I'm totally willing to pull through with them and work towards my goal, I would sooner take the harder path and push through with it if it is something I'm passionate and interested about than taking the easier route when it comes to doing something I KNOW would make me miserable for the rest of my life.

It feels like shit when others don't get you at all, but it feels even worse when your own family doesn't get you at all and thinks you're crazy and think don't 'truly' know what the fuck you want to do with your life.

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Unagreeable might be a bit of a bitch, though

would anyone mind helping me type myself over a discord chat or something? i got isfp a lot as a young teen, infp after that, and i just tested as intp so im a little confused.

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Sounds like a real POS. I really do not see INFJs doing something like that.

What the fuck am I going to do with my life?
I literally have no interest in physical work, I'd sooner kill myself than have to do any wage labor, only thing I'd see myself working is as a YouTube influencer at best. If I can't manage to do any sort of 'self-employed' work, like maybe making music, or even making video games, whatever, I just don't want to work at all, I refuse it. FUCK being INTP.

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