we got too cocky lankbros...
We got too cocky lankbros
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simple, asian women are frigid, that's why she doesn't crave a 6'4 Chad boss
>can;t help but acknowledge that everyone else is going for tall guys
>literally anouncing your status as the exception that breaks the rule
yikes
>happily married to my ugly king
>you all keep getting those attractive guys tho
>happily married to my micro dick king
>you all keep getting pounded by fat cock tho
>happily married to my retarded king
>etc.
He face mog her to death.
The thing that piss me off the most is the generally accepted idea that women are always the compensating ones, as long as you as a couple don't fit the ideal image of couple seen by society then it's always the men who isn't enough. It's like men desires doesn't count at all, Just how selfish and deluded can you be?
Just look at this video and her channel:
youtube.com
I never cringed this hard all year, A giant borderline goblin faced masculine women which statistically over 90% of men won't even accept based on her mutant height keep posting videos which you can clearly see how she think she's compensating physically and in fact she get praised for that by submissive faggots and feminists. Her boyfriend is clearly in higher "league" facially and even height relative to gender+opposite gender attraction, he's the one who "can do better". This circus won't stop until men all at once decide not to act like pajeets.
she's wearing heels and is not that much taller than him, she's probably shorter in barefeet, so ultimately she IS dating someone taller
Now post her face
>happily married to my micro dick king
>you all keep getting pounded by BBC or knots tho
rejoice, fellow shortkings. 2020 will be the year of the tunnel
my reading of her story is that she got ghosted by a lot of 6'2 men before she settled. but imagine how many didn't ghost her.
i remember a girl telling me she had a chink student housemate who was getting new men in to fuck her 2-3 times each week.
source?
sounds like a based pimp to me
This. I sense she's projecting hard and went with someone safe that won't dump her when he get's sick of her shit.
cope
>Reddit
Wow you sure showed me bro
>nooo you cant post the FORBIDDEN website!
He looks like he has some extra chromosomes... maybe that’s her fetish
dont forget he started exercising
Mog thread?
Why not just be happy with him though. Why she gotta post social media drama like that? Happy people don’t seek attention from strangers.
>I THOUGHT I WANTED A BIG TITTY GOTH GIRLFRIEND
>BUT I'LL NEVER HAVE A BEAUTIFUL AMAZON MOMMY GIRLFRIEND WHO HOLDS ME
>it's another 'shut in autist is bewildered by normal interactions on social media' episode
>lifting gives you downs
I FUCKIN KNEW IT
Huh?
Don't worry he's autistic
The fact she had to wrote this post shows how insecure she is.
The based manlet strikes again
>mfw decent looking 6'5" non-austist and everyone on the internet acts like anyone who matches that description will be boinking hos on the daily
I foresaw this long ago and am well on the way to dwarfmode. Soon, brothers.
This dude does not look like kind of guy that can LAY THE PIPE. Theres 100% chance that she cheats on his ass.
If you're a Manlet, the only advice I have for you is to work on yourself and physically look like the guy that would fuck the shit out of a girl. If you're dominant in bed, you are automatically better than 95% of the lanklets that cannot fuck properly. This will make the girl crave you more cuz she wants that good D.
>king
>dyel and asian
Ya no
The guy in the pic is clearly asian and the girl is not the same either
>gums
GUMS
>g-g-g-g-gums
HUGE FUCKING GUMS!AAAAAHHHHHHHH...
I generally don't consider myself too picky when it comes to looks but there is one thing that freaks me out like nothing else and that is when a person has equal amounts of upper gums and teeth showing when they smile, that's an immediate 5 point deduction which turns her from a 5/10 into a 0/10.
Of course she has to settle for a manlet.
The way you write makes you come off as insecure and kinda low-iq'ish.
t. grill
Women will cheat on a manlet the moment they can
>cope
>all tall guys are alcoholic retards hahahahaha
lmao at this cope
Started exercising?
Shut the fuck up, no one cares that you’re a girl
im 6'7'' but apparently i fall into the too tall category so im not rolling in white pussy, Foreign girls love me tho
Holy fuck good job bro. Looks like you need to delve deep and drink some beer with the lads
>u/humble-hobbit
>is a bragging goblin
god damn redditors
>tfw 5'11" overlord of manlets
>will never get to bang an amazonian goddess
You ruined the joke Chang....
Wait I thought 5'10 was king of manlets. Delete this.
tits or gtfo
you made me wet and im a grown man
show feminine penis
your post just turned on every single israeli server
nice job fag
>started exercising
when?
reddit isn't even good for porn
putting down a king
bro cringe
I hope you get the help you need
STAY Yas Forums KING
foreman?
HOT
would not mind sliding in my sausage, it's a southern european blend.
such a feel
one day I hope I get big enough shoulders to carry such feels
MORE OHP
thank you for saving my OC :3
hes smiling because she never can say "my eyes are down here" cause hes always looking up at her tits
5 feet 5 king LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
are you actually mentally disabled?
bow down to thy king
t. 5'11
How can you read this imagine as anything other than ‘a short guy only compares favourably to a tall guy if the latter is an extremely stupid alcoholic’? In other words: the attractiveness handicap a short guy has is equal to substance addiction and mental incapacity. If anything that just emphasises how poorly short guys stack up.
And he has an excuse to grab her ass every picture
All I know is that being 6`5"+ is pretty good, you don´t really have to prove yourself in any way because people assume you are competent/high value. If I was turned into a 5`7" manlet over night by an evil fairy then I wouldn`t know how to deal with that honestly. My world would be turned upseid down. I think you need to be brought up as a manlet to be able to handle that and develop useful coping mechanisms.
You inspire me king
OPs picture and the video you posted are different people
The point applied
Man that's hot. A chick would have to be tall as fuck to wrap a leg around me like that. I've only ever seen one hot tall chick in my entire life but I just about proposed to her in the street.
It has long been known that 5'11" is the true king.
im happy for him :) this board is so negative it makes me sad
If you're not, it's just because you're not as attractive as you think you are. Everyone on this site seems to give height, frame, etc more credence than it is due. The same way you would date an extremely attractive girl over and ugly girl regardless of height, same goes for women.
Unless you're freakishly short/tall or morbidly obese, your face really is the only thing that matters