>enter gym
>unintelligible black metal screaming blares
>walk out immediately
Enter gym
fucks wrong with some trve kvlt shit you fucking faggot
t.guy who has never heard black metal before
>black metal
>death metal
>metalcore
Yeah no thanks I'll just stick with Judas Priest
My normie gym plays normie music. I think the music comes from the reception desk.
Wonder if I get kicked if I hijack the music with my own. Blast mgla or something. :D
based blast some paysage d'hiver
Based. Boomer Metal>Obscure edgelord metal genres
i'm a pretty cringey dungeon and dragons basement dwelling faggot and even i admit black metal is fucking stupid
at least the growling unintelligible shit metal sounds kind of bad ass due to the bass and baritones. but even then it's shit and cringe
itt: boomers who don't know what black metal is
Relax darling. Us metal heads are little cuddly teddy bears deep inside.
I know that it’s bad
Edgelords listen to metal
One of the shittest genres next to rap.
>black metal
point me right in the direction of that gym
>lol metal is sooooooooooooooo cringy
>"Megalithic and ancient"?????? "The eloquence in sadness"????? lol what the fuck are you sayin
>hear listen to a TRUE artist like Rihanna she's soooooooooo good.
>work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work
Black metal is a boomer genre, .gif very related.
I know, that's the most repulsive thing you got going.
Eh... You know who that is right?
I can't help but like Varg.
That would be my ideal gym. Where do I sign up? If I ever heard old town road, billie eilish or that fucking dance monkey song again I'm going to spaz out.
Working really hard to find an excuse to go home and not train.
AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP
WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE
Why do you think I posted it you fucking dimwit?
I miss his youtube, it was a goldmine of entertainment.
(ALIVE)
Just wanted to make sure, my man. Usually "boomer" is used pejoratively, but Varg is pretty well liked. I asked to clarify a possible discrepancy.
>there is only metal
>and pop
I don't know what this gif is, but I hope it calls you an idiot.
incredibly based
>enter gym
m.youtube.com
>instantly pumped up and ready to lift harder than ever before
I wish
>billie eilish on replay for months
I listen to outlaw country when I lift.
Wow, don't girls like nice guys? Wtf
>walk in
>gym has black metal playing
>walk out because it isn't depressive suicidal black metal
Unironically though, hardcore and metal are pretty great for lifting and running.
Mostly poking fun, I'm a millennial so I get it as bad as boomers.
i don't like any metal at all
>Any gym playing anything close to black metal ever
Even gyms that look like Metroflex usually play the classics if they're going to play metal. Maybe Slipknot or Lamb of God on occasion if they feel like adventuring into more recent stuff.
I just started listening to podcasts when I work out. I like it a lot
But what about copper?
Everyone likes copper.
EXTREMELY BASED.
>be roastie femoid
>try to enter gym
>see this
>2020
>not listening to the numerous subgenres of metal
>each intricate in its own way, offers a different atmosphere
>not listening to symphonic metal
>not listening to instrumental progressive metal
>not listening to sludgecore
>not listening to octopusmetal
>not listening to vegetarian oceancore
>not listening to atmospheric black metal
Get the fuck outta here
Painkiller goat lifting song but I'll always be a deathmetal/slamcore guy.
Based. If you can't PR to "All Guns Blazing" you ain't getting it
Imagine NOT lifting soley to early 2000's polish black metal
True Satanic Black Metal are bands such as Darkthrone, Aryan Satankampf, Graveland, the Gestapo 666, Satanic Warmaster, Beherit and Impaled Nazarene. You can listen to Metallica if you want, but you do not understand anything about the real Hitleric Nazi Black Metal. You are just a poser and you can fuck off the whole scene. Black Metal is real music, not intended for animals like you, but the real Satanic Misanthropists who do not care about people like you dampers.
Black Metal is music for the elite and you do not understand it. None of you understand the real Satanism. You ridiculous little kids. Our worldview is based on Wotanic Hitlerism, on a personal level satanic individualism, collective level Hitleric Fascism. Without an understanding of theoretical occultism, it is useless to dream of understanding the Wotanic worldview. None of you can understand Wotanism, for you are all intellectually earthworms. You can not reach the elite level of Satanism, so why even dream about it. Satanism and Black Metal are for the elite. For real misanthropists.
>darkthrone
stopped reading right there
imagine not listing bathory
dude lmao
You take yourself too seriously you fucking nerd or this is fantastic bait I can't decide.
I don’t think he’s well liked by most people, vargposting was just a funny meme. I personally think he’s a lunatic.
>True Satanic Black Metal are bands such as Darkthrone, Aryan Satankampf, Graveland, the Gestapo 666, Satanic Warmaster, Beherit and Impaled Nazarene. You can listen to Metallica if you want, but you do not understand anything about the real Hitleric Nazi Black Metal. You are just a poser and you can fuck off the whole scene. Black Metal is real music, not intended for animals like you, but the real Satanic Misanthropists who do not care about people like you dampers.
>Black Metal is music for the elite and you do not understand it. None of you understand the real Satanism. You ridiculous little kids. Our worldview is based on Wotanic Hitlerism, on a personal level satanic individualism, collective level Hitleric Fascism. Without an understanding of theoretical occultism, it is useless to dream of understanding the Wotanic worldview. None of you can understand Wotanism, for you are all intellectually earthworms. You can not reach the elite level of Satanism, so why even dream about it. Satanism and Black Metal are for the elite. For real misanthropists.
I like podcasts for cardio but when I lift I get into the zone and I stop paying attention to what they say and have to rewind
I’m like 90% sure this is pasta, but I’ve never seen it before so I can’t be sure. Either way I’m saving it lmao
same
its a /metal/ pasta
hitleric nazi metal always gets me though
I've never met a single person who likes metal who doesn't smell like cottage cheese and looks like they've never washed their hair.
Absolutely based. Nothing gets me pumped for a set like boomer hair metal
*Enters Gym*
OHHHHH OHHHHH OHHHHHH JAMIES' CRYIN
*BAW WAWWW WAWWWW DUN DUN DUN DUN*
Lol I agree with both parts. He's generally well liked... Ya know... As far as people are fans of mildly crazy people.
>enter gym
>FEEL NO SHAME BOUT SHAPE
>WEATHER CHANGE THEIR PHRASE
There is nothing more autistic then discussing metal subgenres.
entiriety of Yas Forums is peak autism, I dont think any board tops them
>enter gym
>Fifty years ago with the world at war
>Hands bloodied, devastated
>Better believe they're back for more
>Pounding the world with a fits of steel
>Jack booted, heavy handed
>Careless of the pain we feel