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>virgin stories
It's my time to shine.
So long story short:
>make massive gains at the gym but still a 30 yr old virgin (at the time)
>girl asks me out, I say yes
>we go on a date, ends with me hugging her (looking back it seems she wanted more)
>the next day she invites me to her apartment, saying she's alone
>go immediately.jpg
>I get in
>we talk
>she invites me to her room to watch a movie
>we just watch a movie
>an hour later, right in the middle of the movie, says her female roommate is coming from work and that I have to leave
>at the door she says its better if we're just friends
And I'm still a virgin at 35. But I still look good. I just never ask anyone out.

>be me
>15-16 and ready to nut
>went on this double date kinda thing with my buddy and some girls
>all were single
>after movie we go to a bar to have some drinks
>sitting at a table with them and my buddy leaves to go to the bathroom
>10sec later the girl that he's been talking to goes to the bathroom as well
>didn't really think much of it
>10min pass
>holyshittheyarefucking.jpg
>the other girl seeks eye contact and says 'I'm also going to the bathroom' (looking back she had those take the hint retard type of eyes)
>I just say 'OK' and she goes
>I don't know what to do, was that an invitation?
>1min later she comes back
>she looks disappointed and doesn't look at me while beforehand she wasn't like this
>oh no, did I fuck up?
>I still didn't fully get it
>then after the longest 20min of my life my friend and the girl come back and end my misery

I've told this story like 3 times before but IDGAF

>Had oneitis in HS, still the only girl I ever legitimately connected with
>Flaked on 2 "I'll see you there" type dates that she asked me on, never had the balls to ask her to do anything
>Meets who became her long-term BF at a basketball game that I told her I wasn't going to
>Friendzones me, keeps me around as guaranteed male attention / backup BF
>Still kind of blatantly and obnoxiously flirt with each other, and it always seemed to ramp up during periods where she hadn't seen him in awhile
>Stop seeing each other after HS and stop texting soon after that
>Starts texting me again out of the blue a few years later, we talk about the same random shit we always did and send dumb pictures and videos to each other
>One day randomly tells me "lol get a snapchat so we can send funny pictures to each other ;) lol"
>Respond with "naw, social media is gay just text me"
>Starts ghosting me again soon after.
>Breaks up with her BF in that same time frame, starts dating a new guy a few months later who she's now married to
>Didn't realize until well after the fact the gravity of the situation and what she was trying to do
>Don't have any contacts with her any more, still see and talk to each other occasionally at mostly at the gym, but don't have that same "spark" or whatever that we used to

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>be me, 19
>living with roommates, one of them brings over his sister and girl who is a family friend
>8/10 mousy Jewess
>from a few hours away, staying the night
>flirting with her throughout the night just like all of the other dudes at the house
>she starts hanging on me and asks if I want to get a late night meal
>we go get food, on the way back we're stopped at a red light and she's sitting really close to me and staring
>"Why are you staring at me lol"
>She keeps staring, we lock eyes for maybe ten seconds
>Light changes
>"I have to drive"
>Back at the house, she suggests we eat in my room and talk more
>I sit on the bed, she sits next to me
>I get up
>"One second I'll get a chair to sit on"
>"Isn't there enough room on the bed user?"
>Come back with chair
>We sit and talk with me in the chair as she's laying in the bed for a few hours
>4 AM she decides to go to sleep in the bedroom with roommate's sister
>"Hmm that was weird"
>Following day, she wakes me up and says she wants to take me out for sushi
>Digging through purse, excuses herself while we're eating
>She catches me looking at the tampon she was digging for
>"Sorry user I just got it right now"
>"It's okay"
>"We can put a towel down so the sheets don't get ruined"
>Wut
>We get back to the house and are the only ones there
>She's cuddling with me and my stomach is not handling the sushi well
>Throw her off me and run to roommate's bathroom
>Let out the most disgusting shit, try to turn on fan to drown out smell and sound
>Hear roommate get home, tell him why I had to use his bathroom instead of the one that was a few feet from her
>Realize she's right around the corner as I walked away, look of disgust on her face
>"Okay user, friend is going to take me home now, it was nice meeting you."
>"Y-you too."
>Got number night before, text her a few days later
>Left on read

I wish I was joking. This is not even the worst I butchered something from 18-21.

Get out seriously

Next time take a mental note of her car make/model and follow her home. Then knock on the door and ask to use her yoga mat

>be me
>at bar with friends
>wall flower af
>watching some guy and girl on the dance floor
>shes really into him and they dance
>a girl sits next to me me and starts talking about stuff
>tune her out most of the time while i assess the couple on the dance floor
>the girl is going for a kiss but the guy cant take the hint
>intermission dj’s changing and music stopped
>the girl from the dance floor finds some friends and they exit the venue
>guy comes back looking for girl but shes gone
>feel bad for the guy cause theyd make a cute couple and it slipped right through his fingers
>friend taps me
>he asks if im okay and i tell him i was looking at the pair on the dancefloor
>he tells me the girl sitting next to me was really into me and why i didnt make a move
>power level revealed

You dodged a bullet there. Spare yourself for marriage

Hey man, I know how much your bowels can ruin something. Try not to dwell on it, nature was taking its course.

>be me at the gym.
>cute skinny white girl with dark hair and glasses (literally my type) makes constant eye contact with me, and even smiles. I look away as soon as she looks at me.
>days go by and she keeps making eye contact with me, I try to hold it a little longer and keep looking at her and walking past her while she's doing exercises.
>we both give clear signs to each other that we want something to happen.
>I keep being an autist and the only time I talk to her is to ask her if she is using the leg press machine, with my typical shitty neutral face.
>she nods negatively and looks to the floor quickly. Literally our only interaction.
>days go by exactly the same for at least a month until she suddenly stops going to the gym and I never see her again.

You're not alone, OP, and yeah, I'm still an autistic virgin.

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>be me
>sharing a house with a tall 10/10
>My Oneitis at this point
>we both have been partying the day before
>She is hangover
>She enters kitchen and joins me by the table as I'm drinking tea
>I'm reeking dior savauge which I applied to myself earlier that day without asking the owner.
>After talking a bit she asks If want to watch movie with her. This is never happened before.jpg
>I make us watch "the hunt" starring Mads Mikkelsen
>We lay really close together at the sofa, I can smell her, and she can undoubtedly smell me
>Sex scene.jpg
>Autism kicks in and I ask If should skip
>Movie ends and we go to our beds
>Realise now that I should have made a "Netflix and Chill" reference and made a move

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You dodged a bullet. Wait until marriage
(Checked)

At the time I was considering if I was dedicated enough to wait until marriage, and nearly gave in a few times. Thankfully I did not. Maybe that was a sign from God.

This one is especially depressing because it's a story of a man almost doing the unthinkable and climbing out of the friendzone, only to slip a few feet short, fall back in, and remind himself why he was there to begin with.

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>new girl starts at work
>shes seems into me, hangs around after work to talk, giggles at my idiotic Yas Forumsgrade humor
>i dont make a move for whatever reason
>one day she puts her number on a work order and hands it to me
>i dont text her for reasons i cant even fathom or remember
>eventually she texts me out of the blue
>after a while of this i finally ask if she wants to hangout sometime, never bothering to specify when or where
>she finally invites me over
>we watch some movie, she kind of cuddles up to me, i just sit there like a retard
>finally she grabs my hand and we snuggle a bit
>movie ends and i say its kind of late and i should go
>she grabs my jacket on the way out and basically forces me to kiss her goodnight
>this happens a few more times over the next couple weeks until she ends things
for a period of time i was actually shocked and upset that she dumped me

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>Be me
>22 year old kissless virgin
>No girl shows any kind of interest in me
>Don’t have any wacky “I could have gotten laid if I wasn’t autistic” stories because I’m an ugly subhuman

why would allah reward someone for being a total fucking loser?

Why would you be ashamed of such an alpha move?

I haven't cured it yet bc I need to eat my food and lift in peace. Is that too much to ask?

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Define a loser. You are not of the losers if your heart is pious and you do righteous deeds

Bullet dodged, you don't fuck roommates man

W..what can happen?

Awkwardness, obsession, jealousy when they inevitably fuck other people. It causes havoc mentally

Same bro. Hopefully we'll lift the pain away eventually

Well, you already got that mentally for Oneitis

I have a really funny virgin story for you guys

>relatively normal as a kid
>years of isolation that began in high school, and the physical features that made me cute as a kid make be ugly as a teen/young adult, just made me a complete misanthrope and also a complete weirdo autist who's basically a clown that makes everyone laugh
>go through college the same weirdo autist misanthrope, annoyed by basically everyone and every thing, socially isolate myself even more due to the humiliation of being a loner in college but still funny with people
>go through life at a pathetic shitty job, still a complete weirdo angry autist but hilarious with coworkers
>still humiliated at my pathetic life to bother trying to meet people
>make it to now, 28, a kissless virgin autistic incel loser who barely makes an effort with anyone let alone girls, literally never even asked a girl out

Unfortunately I likely have too strong of an immune system to contract covid and die.

Welp, we we live in a society I guess

Lol, we are unironically the same person, user

man these stories just reminded me of how some hot girl would repeatedly use the cardio machine next to me every time I would run on the treadmill in the college gym. Think she was a qt stalker or something, but I never acknowledged her existence at all. Being a stone-faced autist chad is p based ngl.

we are one

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Jesus Christ dude. You need to stop overthinking shit. If a woman approaches you or invites you over, you need to make a move. No woman is going to be autistic and say, "OK. I want you to proceed with kissing. Now, proceed with touching my vagina." I imagine this is what you think. If a woman is spending her free time with you, she's interested and there's a good chance she'll want you to kiss her at the end if you don't sperg out and act like a super autist. If you're as good looking as you claim, then you probably get mires. So, if a woman looks at you a lot, approach her. Find a reason to be in her vicinity without your earphones. Then, make a comment about something around you. Or, just say, I couldn't help notice you kept looking over at me. Women will instinctively blush and this will give you a bit of an upper hand. Then, flirt a little, ask a few questions, and get her number. Say you'll text her. Then, you need to use self control and let her wait a little. Do not text her for at least half a day/12 hours. Also, when you text her, do it at a time when people typically aren't busy at work. But, you don't want to do it too close to end of work day so she'll be expecting you to ask her out. Most importantly, play it cool. Don't be too definitive with your answers in the beginning about hanging out. If she brings up hanging, say you'll need to check calendar. But, reschedule a day or 2 later. Let her think you have a lot going on in your life/possibly talking to another woman.

I love you guys but fuck me you're such fucking retards it's insane. Even an autist can understand from cold logic alone that someone is into them or that a certain time is more or less appropriate for making a move.

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Bros this 6/10 I used to be in class with repeatedly texts me every 3 months or so,she asked me to watch a movie with her and i ignored her yet she kept pushing.She has an okay face with a nice ass but corny as shit,should I go for it next time she texts me looking for attention?

>going to a ballroom thing with my little sister
>sitting at a table with some of her friends
>talk to one of them, end up asking her out on facebook the day after
>first date, going for a walk, we're meshing pretty well personality wise and shes cute too
>some more dates, cooking together, etc, things going well for the first time with a girl ever
>eventually she thinks my mess of a life somehow makes me deserve someone better than her, convince her i like her though, fuck what deserve or not
>almost fuck up by wanting to fuck a bit too much a month in
>one and a half months in we actually lose our virginities to each other, since she said she was one, it was kinda painful to her and there was blood i'm confident she was one too
It wasn't even that great physically, just kissing and having sex with someone you love and that loves you was fucking beyond amazing.
t. former 23yo virgin

Yes. Get her to workout with you.

feel bad for you guys if true, im miserable every waking moment with no motivation to do anything in my life. while im really annoyed by and make no effort with people, it is the thing killing me

27khhv here

im beyond salvation
and lifting even made it worse because now i actually get attention from girls

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>be me.
>19 yo.
>girl invites me over to her house.
>we watch a movie she sitting really close to me.
>movie ends she stands up.
>she goes to her room.
>five minutes later she calls me, she says she wants to show me something.
>i enter the room see her sitting on her bed, see only has her bra and panties on.
>awesome body.
>awkward staring at each other in silence for like30 seconds.
>ok I'll go now.
>her expression is like wtf this gay dude.
>turn around start walking towards tge door.
>wtfimdoing.jpg
>get home and jerk off.
>end

sure this happened bro it will be so epic(ironic usage of the word xd) when its posted on reddit gets many upboat

>be me
>19yo
>turbovirgin

>stop overthinking shit
>but also think about a million little things
This is virgin advice.

best one so far

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It's like the blind leading the blind.

this has to be bait or real life aspergers

Where's the fitness advice?

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cringe
Just grab her throat and fuck her brains out, it’s not that hard

>junior high
>somebody in my class gets the bright idea of all getting together and watching horror movies (extremely cringe in retrospect) at somebody's house every few weeks
>this is a good enough excuse for girls to sit next to guys they like, then hug them hard during jump scares
>qt does this to me every time (until we stop watching horror movies because the father of one kid had a heart attack and died)
>pretend not to notice because I'm autistic as fuck and had no idea how to respond to that

>walking home after school one day
>group of female classmates (at least 2 of which were into me) "jokingly" start chasing me and yelling how they want to tie me up like the movie we saw last night and do nasty things to me
>sprint home, get a hammer out of the toolbox, go back out and chase them down the road and yell things
>it's all a joke to me, I'm thinking of those horror movies we saw together and thought it would be funny
>they didn't, they were scared shitless
Thank Christ I didn't get the chainsaw

i'm 23 when should i give up and just accept that i'm never gonna have sex?

>be me
>20 year old autist
>saw a college senior in some rehearsal of a college event
>most beautiful eyes I ever saw
>being a sperglord I didn't do anything about it
>best friend is the talkative type, can talk to everyone.
>eventually we three end up smoking a cigg together
>she is talking to me while I try my best to keep the spaghetti in my pocket
>audible stutter in my voice because she's is showing interest in me and I never ever got this kind of interest
>best friend gets it from my face and demeanor that I like her
>return to my room, best friend makes fun of me but eventually promise me that he will do every thing in his power to get us together
>he knows I'm a sperglord, he helps me text and everything.
>eventually I get the gist of texting and I don't need help
>fast forward a few day
>she calls me, and asks for a cigg, in the middle of the night!!
>long story short, we end up talking the whole night till morning
>we were not in our room, just standing outside and talking for hours
>ohshitgottagotoclass.jpg
Never felt anything like this lads.
cont?

>entire life I've been called ugly
>could count the number of friends I've had in my entire life on 1 hand
>teenage years were no better, covered in acne and skin picking scars
>stopped cutting my hair in 8th grade, hair was down to mid back
>missed 11th and 12th grade (literally spent every single day at home or in the mental ward due to mental illness)
>suddenly, middle of 12th grade, get anonymous message on an app saying "I really liked you but you made it clear you didn't like me"
>no idea who it is
>a few months later, during a mental ward trip, 2 girls confess loving me, repeatedly try asking me out (still think about one of them frequently)
>a few weeks later, a woman in walmart tries inviting me to her place
>a group of people in walmart invite me and my brother to a party at their house after a chat
>made a tinder a few months ago, 11 matches, 78 likes

due to a lifetime of being told I am ugly, anxious, nasty, skinny, smell like shit, greasy, annoying, stupid, and short, my body responds to all forms of sexual affection by literally and unironically vomiting, shaking, and in one case, uncontrollably nutting before losing all interest in the person.

also, I cannot stop flirting with my brothers girlfriend after i started accepting that I am now "attractive"

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