Julius Caesar Trained, Swimmed, Drilled...

Maybe it's because he was already proconsul of Gaul at your age, so you are doing something wrong with your life.

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>not smashing underage olive skin nubile royalty

>olive skin
>royalty
Retard detected

Care to elaborate faggot?

Yeah she was olive skinned
Greeks and romans were olive skinned
and egyptians brown skinned
he is just an assblasted nordicist

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what about nubians

You gotta adjust for the decay of the Earth's spin. The Moon is stealing inertial energy and orbiting further and further away, and will eventually leave Earth for good. This causes the Earth's rotation speed to slow down, and therefore a full rotation to take longer. Back in Julius' time a day was significantly shorter, and therefore the year was as well (as reckoned as a number of days). Julius would have been in his 30s, adjusted for inflation.

caesar didnt become proconsul of gaul till he was 40 dude. he became quaestor in spain at 30 tho

Caesar was a dick who literally genocided 1mil French/Germans because he didn't want to go back to Rome and have Cato roast him

>sparring with his Legionnaires everyday BareChested In the sun covered in Olive oil
God I wish we still did this shit. No homo. But also no chicks allowed.

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they were like ethiopians

Thats very Based
roaches still do it i think

Cease your desire for outside vices anons. Thots are temporary, but virtue is forever.

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Not the heckin Gaulerinos!!

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>Egyptians were brown skinned
You seriously think that all of the Egyptians were homogeneously the same brown color? Like they show in elementary school textbooks? The pharaohs were the same color as the slaves?
People who inhibit Greece, Egypt and southern Italy today look nothing like they did in Caesar's day. Compare and contrast using historical records like art.

True but with leap days accounted for it makes him even younger, just sixteen in fact.

He also paid a child to pluck all the hairs off his body, and yet you're posting this here and not \lgbt\.

Consul!

Whats even more impressive about Aurelius is he grew up in a time where it was fairly common for emperors to be abolute hedonist pigs who held massive orgies and feasted constantly, but Aurelius lived a simple life as an emperor. Absolute BEASHT

Lost

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Bullshit.
Caesar was a PC guy.

Aurelius was the fifth and final of the “good emperors” who were noted for temperance and wisdom. His children who succeeded him, were thots to the last

Imperator to you

did he have african slaves apply the olive oil? did they swimmed with him?

when I say the name...

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KEK

Swimmed is an incorrect form. It presumes swim is not irregular.

The present is ‘he swims’. The simple past is ‘he swam’. The perfects will use ‘swum’: ‘he has swum’, ‘he had swum’, ‘he will have swum

As a Teenager Cäsar was captured by Pirates. They humuliated the Roman nobles by letting them bargain theire ransome Money. Cäsar refused that and Claimed his Price many times higher then he was. His Familie got in dept to pay him lose.
After his Release Cäsar recruted old Legionärs and Hunted down the Pirates. Certified them and got his Money back.

Just a Little Anekdote

Criuified

what's your native language? sei un italiano impazzito con la gloria de Roma?

He invented the Julian calendar to inflate his age. If we use modern astronomical reckoning he would only be about 5.

That is just an actor

...then he was stabbed to death, a mob stole his body at the funeral and burned it on a pile of random shit in the forum.
The end.

Ave, true to Caesar

Aren't we all?
"Have I played my part well? Then applaud as I exit."

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no he fucking didn't

>covered in olive oil
why

Cleopatra was of Greek descent
>The Ptolemaic dynasty (/ˌtɒlJˈmeJJk/; Ancient Greek: Πτολεμαῖοι, Ptolemaioi), sometimes also known as the Lagids (/ˈlædʒJdz/) or Lagidae (/ˈlædʒJdi/; Λαγίδαι, Lagidai, after Lagus, Ptolemy I's father), was a Macedonian Greek[1][2][3][4][5] royal family, which ruled the Ptolemaic Kingdom in Egypt during the Hellenistic period. Their rule lasted for 275 years, from 305 to 30 BC.[6] They were the last dynasty of ancient Egypt.
And the inbreed all that time

German. And im terrible at writing on my phone!

Recommend me some German literature, I'm learning your stilted language

>People who inhibit Greece, Egypt and southern Italy today look nothing like they did in Caesar's

you cant change one people apparence past -500
it take too much times
greeks and italians were like now

in Rome
Slaves could be of all origins and originated from war and merchants
but yeah why not
surely caesar must haved some ethiopians slaves

>Compare and contrast using historical records like art.
With pleasure. Sick and tired of you retards trying to push the false narrative that ancient italians/greeks weren't tanned

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He probably did, Romans took that shit seriously. Gaius Marius, well into his 60s, trained with his soldiers at the Field of Mars. Granted that was probably for political purposes and he was old as fuck so it was kind of pathetic, but it's the thought that counts.

Ever thinked about it that he might be an esl? Not everybody is from England, idiot.

Its not gay if its in pursuit of inner-knowledge and a heroic confrontation of death.

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Virtus et Honorae!

And literally no one will care or remember when you die. Nobody would even care to kill you.

>a mob stole his body at the funeral and burned it on a pile of random shit in the forum.
That was out of respect, they were throwing their own clothes/jewelry weapons into the pyre like it was an offering. Similar to what they did with Claudius Pulcher a few years earlier (burning down the entire Senate building in the process lol).

kek

Whats your interest in literatur?

Even better, Caesar became friendly with the pirates during his captivity, they let him walk freely around the ship, talk with the crew, etc. . One night when they were having dinner he told them "you know when you free me I'm going to come back and crucify you guys", they all laughed because they thought he was joking.