This is why I lift

nonce runt freak

That is perfect. anything bigger than that looks stupid.

>Cold approaching women in the supermarket got me more sex than getting jacked

What in the fuck is this

You don't look too athletic to me, anonette. Lift more.

do you have more

This is why I lift

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whos is this semen demon.

Skinny white girls with at least some semblance of an ass are my weakness

The first thing I thought was "Damn I hope it's a trap". I was normal before being in this board

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how do you even start and continue a convo

>3d
ngmi

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This is why I lift

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How do I do this?

This is why i lift

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For me, it's my waifu.

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This is why I lift

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don't this, it creates mustard gas

is it possible to learn this power?

How do you get sex in a supermarket with women you don't know?

>Prijatelju stari iz prosloga rata
>Stavices i sebi omcu oko vrata
>Sa Srbima ne smije e inat da se tera
>Izgubices jato crnih bombardera
youtube.com/watch?v=rzCb6L2FoV0

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Cold approach is a meme

This is why i lift

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I'm calling the FBI

i always look for latoria bro whenever these threads come up

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it depends where you do it
the supermarket is actually one of the best places to pick up

this

What do you mean? Hes just lifting for his daughters, r-r-right?

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this is why i lift

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Don't even blame u for that one buddy

oh no

I've tried approaching few women on the street, no dice
I thought I did everything right. They looked down after eye contact and everything and I tried to be non threatening but still interested and whatever

incest pedophilia is even worse, now im calling the NSA

I lift for cute gingers. Jk, I don't lift, I only come here to shitpost about women.

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Why I lift.

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b-but I thought we were bros...

t.chocobro

This is why I lift

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friendly reminder that she's a fat shorthaired lesbian feminist now

Women are whores.

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MODS

I like seeing everybody who lifts for their waifu in these threads too.
On other boards we shit on each other and trash talk someone's waifu but here on Yas Forums we are companions.
We help each other on our journey.

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>tfw no skelly gf to protect from a mentally insane YouTuber

You know women say the same about muscles right

here

Cold approach works but there are some fine details you better internalize if you want to hit it off with any HB8+ going grocery shopping.
The first thing is you need to find a common ground, it's easy when you know women love sweet stuff: ice cream, fruits, smoothies, and so on. These are all found in the freezer section, hence COLD approach.

If a woman is interested she'll feign doubt between two products, possibly three. That's where YOU, the hunter, come in.

If you look buff, you can insert yourself by using your fit personality to give advise regarding fruit/diet, or be witty and make jokes about the products "ice cream so hard every time I see a Ben and Jerry's 2 for 1 discount!"

Lift all you want, she won’t be attracted to you because you’re ugly.

Came into this thread just for you. Ignore him and anyone else that tries to split us up. Peanut-Choc alliance was real, is real, and will go on.

t. Peanutbrother

based

Based

I make small talk waiting at the deli

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Fucking hell, how long ago was that shit?
t. minigger

FUCKING PEDOS HANG

>I-ice cream so h-hard I see a jerry and bens I mean Ben and Jerry’s 2 for 1 discount!

>what?

>n-nothing sorry

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> COLD approach

Based cat girl poster

>>I-ice cream so h-hard I see a jerry and bens I mean Ben and Jerry’s 2 for 1 discount!
>>

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>That's where YOU, the hunter, come in.

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i just want to look like this guy and wear a bear skull and live in the woods.

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why are women so disgusting? These webms make me feel ashamed for ever relating with them

Women are so plaid out and fucking boring nowadays Look that this fucking simp and tell me she isn't your typical gormless gym girlie

She gained weight for like a month, then went back to creepy skelly the second rehab stopped checking on her. She looked cute with the extra weight.

Sauce on this dude no faggo